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Every time I want to look good... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Today_is_Thursday 17 points18 points ago

High heels & cobbled streets did not make for a good combination. Unless you want a twisted ankle & skinned knees.

[–]omizzle4shizzle 2 points3 points ago

don't forget to consider the alcohol variable in that equation.

[–]Today_is_Thursday 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure if the alcohol enhanced or hampered my abilities... It boosted my confidence though!

[–]Kryten_2X4B_523P 7 points8 points ago

This is one of those posts I wish I weren't in public when I saw.

[–]h0ser 7 points8 points ago

I like the double take by the black horse in the background. He's like, "dang horsey, you can dance!"

[–]muffley 3 points4 points ago

This is the first time I've ever seen a second horse on that grassy knoll.

[–]strangeelement 1 point2 points ago

haha I love the horse in the back.

http://imgur.com/3kgyx

[–]ceskycesk 3 points4 points ago

Basically every time I'm drunk and walk across the room in a bar

[–]Millerdjone 4 points5 points ago

I laughed so hard I cried.

[–]gannerhorn 2 points3 points ago

I had an interview a couple weeks ago, and after it was done, I almost fell on my ass walking out the door after not realizing there was a small step that I didn't see. The HR lady saw the whole thing. I got the job 2 weeks later. Today was my first day.

[–]loldan 1 point2 points ago

This must be the secret. I'm going to be so unforgettable (read: endearingly clumsy) at my next interview.

[–]professor_mcnutty 2 points3 points ago

QWOP: Horse Edition

[–]Wildtails 0 points1 point ago

Why isn't this a thing yet?

[–]Lilmcginley 4 points5 points ago

Haters don't horse around...

[–]glasnostic 5 points6 points ago

hey now

[–]nzoshun 5 points6 points ago

Another pun thread? This is seriously the last straw!

[–]Nazashi 6 points7 points ago

Neigh, I don't think so.

[–]nzoshun 4 points5 points ago

I get the feeling you're a real...jackass.

[–]Nazashi 5 points6 points ago

Whinny ya gonna let this go?

[–]rootbeerismythang 1 point2 points ago

How I feel when I am about to give a speech in public.

[–]my_cat_Moose 1 point2 points ago

First time I watched this, it was still loading and I saw it in slow-motion. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. :D

[–]VinnydaHorse 1 point2 points ago

I thought this looked familiar

Edit: link format fail

[–]FadingMocha 2 points3 points ago

This is terrifying. What is this from?

[–]VinnydaHorse 2 points3 points ago

Search 'Boston Dynamics Big Dog'. It's a video from a couple years back of a self balancing quadruped robot designed for transport over nearly any type of terrain. The movement screams uncanny valley, especially when it tried to stay balanced.

Or, I guess I can just link it.

[–]FadingMocha 2 points3 points ago

Damn. I went from creeped out to intrigued in a matter of minutes. Thank you.

[–]VinnydaHorse 2 points3 points ago

It's some really awesome stuff. But those movements can be a little unnerving.

[–]FadingMocha 1 point2 points ago

From the GIF it appeared to be two men facing one another in an odd camping style backpack type deal, but after it turns to the view of the camera it becomes apparent that there is some serious fuckery going on.

TIL.

[–]gorramshiny 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me there's a source video for this.

[–]Pfeffersack 1 point2 points ago

stophammerzeit.jpg

[–]StabilizationAttempt 1 point2 points ago

[Stabilized]

[Borders filled]

(Using VirtualDub with the Deshaker filter/plugin)
Feel free to send me a message if I might be able to assist.

[–]SOLUNAR 2 points3 points ago

Believe it or not he was fighting for his life the whole time... Most horses are put down when they suffer a broken leg :(

[–]CSI__GUY 4 points5 points ago

Looks like this horse...

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

Should stop foaling around.

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

[–]criminalpiece 1 point2 points ago

If he fell he'd be euthanized so great performance under pressure

[–]diamondpoop 0 points1 point ago

Weed and sugar.

[–]RighteouslyAlgebraic 0 points1 point ago

Every day I'm shufflin'....

[–]dksprocket -5 points-4 points ago

Same gif without moronic captions.

[–]hayashirice911 5 points6 points ago

I actually liked the captions. It think it did a good job of portraying what goes through a person's mind when that shit actually happens. That's how I would think anyway.

[–]luca123 0 points1 point ago

thanks man! i wish there was a source video :(

[–]urahonky -3 points-2 points ago

Thank you kind sir! I hate when gifs have those captions in them.

[–]cdude -3 points-2 points ago

Is it weird that picturing a girl doing that in high heels arouses me? No? Ok.

[–]Harold_Grundelson -1 points0 points ago

SJP FTW!

[–]Aiskhulos -3 points-2 points ago

And then it slipped again and broke its leg, and was put down.

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