What's white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? Snow.

What do you call a bunch of Crackers in a circle? A Dope Ring!

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man? The PGA tour.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing? It's hard to find them in the snow.

What did they white guy do before his blood test? He studied.

How long does it take for a white women to take a crap??? 9 months

What's the difference between a white man and a snake? One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl's ass!

What did the black guy do with his M&Ms? Eat them What did they white guy try and do with his? Put them in alphabetical order

What did a cracker see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!

A cracker girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the cracker girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, **!" The cracker wench complied and started sucking her dad's *. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

What does a white woman make for dinner? Reservations

What does a white woman and a tampon have in common? They're both stuck up ****s.