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Every time I trick someone into going to /r/spacedicks (i.imgur.com)

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[–]liebereddit 77 points78 points ago

I thought that for-sure this was going to be a link to r/spacedicks

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

I clicked the link and then was immediately verified it could have linked there. Needless to say that is the fastest I've ever hit my back button.

[–]EpicJ 6 points7 points ago

I think a lot of people check the link so stop falling for /r/spacedicks so they should try linking to /r/SpaceClop instead.

[–]WeeMiniMoose 3 points4 points ago

OH GOD, OH GOD - WHY DID I CLICK ON R/SPACECLOP!!??? MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!! I just saw... I don't want to write what I just saw. I'm going to go stab my eyes out.

[–]ckuiper 12 points13 points ago

quick, friend! here's some eyebleach: r/aww

[–]pokins 1 point2 points ago

it's just some men showing biologicaly correct and properly dashing named picture's of horse beastyality. i don't judge them

[–]notaspook 0 points1 point ago

Ha ha, wow, that was pretty bad! :)

[–]Zhang5 0 points1 point ago

NSFW/NSFL

Just a heads up for others, since you didn't label it.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 0 points1 point ago

I was so sure. So. Sure.

[–]Razarex 27 points28 points ago*

EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE ONE OF THESE POSTS I TRY TO BE A MAN AND GO TO /R/SPACEDICKS. AND EVERY SINGLE TIME I DEEPLY REGRET IT.

[–]workoutfuckup 21 points22 points ago

wow... i just went for the first time just...wow

who would..why..wha...

[–]RedDaggerx 4 points5 points ago

Trust me, there's worse on reddit.

[–]RorschachsMask 6 points7 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

Please don't share.

[–]Funkafize 0 points1 point ago

I REALLY don't get it.... Space dicks is not even close to bad. In fact, it's really stupid and would probably only freak out first day on the internet kid.

[–]DanTheRip 2 points3 points ago*

I've seen my fair share of shit on the internet, and yes /r/spacedicks has had some of the worst I've ever seen, but lately it has become somewhat tame.

But the legend of what it was lives on.

[–]MegaFireDonkey 2 points3 points ago

I went to spacedicks one time and I deeply regretted it, and I am not a first day internet kid. I saw some awful gore on the first link I clicked and immediately exited the page. In some way, I'm happy I'm not so desensitized that seeing something like that still elicits what I would consider a normal human reaction.

Or maybe you are just trying to trick more people into going there by claiming only a little kid would be disturbed by it.

[–]Funkafize 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit man. I am pretty desensitized... 6 years on 4chan will do that. I'm newer to Reddit. Which is why I was put off by the craze around space dicks.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

ie reddit

[–]JunesongProvision 0 points1 point ago

I just clicked there and saw a black dude fucking some white dude's dead body while his dick was sticking out the guy's severed back.

[–]Funkafize 0 points1 point ago

Welcome to 4chan

[–]pantsoffire 0 points1 point ago

I know right- what's with that guy?

[–]f03nix 0 points1 point ago

try /r/SpaceClop for a change ...

[–]elcucuuuy 17 points18 points ago

Upvote for ron posting ron things.

[–]TheSimonToUrGarfunkl 6 points7 points ago

good...good

[–]radltzx 1 point2 points ago

What's this from?

[–]Jcausey91 1 point2 points ago

I think it's from an old movie called Jeremiah Johnson. Guy who plays it just happens to look like The Swanson. Strangely appropriate since Jeremiah Johnson is pretty bad ass.

[–]jontss 6 points7 points ago

How it is an animated gif with a jpg extension?!

Yeah, I realize the extension isn't a huge deal. Still weird.

[–]CrossedQuills 3 points4 points ago

Magic. Black magic of /r/spacedicks.

[–]MateFeedKillRepeat 0 points1 point ago

The browser is smart enough to know that it is a .gif regardless of what image extension you put.

[–]THREEinINK 2 points3 points ago

That's how I feel when I tell people about lemon party......... God I can't get that image out of my head.

[–]dirt-nap 5 points6 points ago

Try meatspin. It may help.

[–]freedomiseverything 2 points3 points ago

I clicked the link and then realized it could have taken me there...

[–]therejectethan 1 point2 points ago

Man, I usually get drunk and will browse r/spacedicks while my friends are around and click the links and mmake them look at what I found. Am I the only one who laughs at the titles and pictures? That subbreddit is insanely funny when I'm drunk :/

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

i think that shit is hilarious, i mostly go there for the comments tbh.

[–]Peanuts4MePlz 1 point2 points ago

Question: Been a redditor for 2 weeks. I think I am man enough to go to /r/spacedicks. Should I attempt to enter Reddit's version of Mordor?

[–]hotline4 9 points10 points ago

Yes, I think this is a splendid idea.

[–]Zamiel 3 points4 points ago

It's really not that bad. Like seriously if you have been on the internet for a few years you have probably seen most of it already.

People just talk it up.

[–]RorschachsMask 0 points1 point ago

Only if you wish to be changed.

[–]Peanuts4MePlz 1 point2 points ago

Too late... I've seen the darkness... I'll never go there again. It was like 4chan, only worse: There weren't any conversations between dogs. :O

[–]440Catkid 1 point2 points ago

ohh come on it's not that bad

[–]rjbeads 1 point2 points ago

I wonder if op knows that he's the asshole of the group that thinks he's funny, but nobody really likes him.

[–]nethermost 1 point2 points ago

Someone in my school Sharpied "reddit.com/r/spacedicks changed my life" EVERYWHERE. I mean almost every single desk, in every hallway, every bathroom stall (male and female).

[–]Anders_H 1 point2 points ago

The worst place i have ever been in my life. o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o o_o

[–]ThatGuyJim 2 points3 points ago

Needs more o_o in my opinion.

[–]AceFazer 1 point2 points ago

the BEST trick for this, is to tell someone that Spaceballs is getting a sequel.

Then say theres a special reddit-exclusive trailer right on r/spacedicks.

[–]wtfapkin 1 point2 points ago

spacedicks isnt that bad. cmon.

[–]juniper17 1 point2 points ago

Yeah it's pretty gross, but I've seen a lot worse

[–]ABloodyEnglishman 0 points1 point ago

Your nipples jump up?

[–]DiddlyDooDiddle 0 points1 point ago

on one hand i know one should never go to spacedicks on teh other hand noone will tell me what is it so awful that is there. I think if you've been on the internet long enough the only shit that you couldve avoided seeing is CP and snuff. So what could it be? Oh the mystery

[–]Zamiel 2 points3 points ago

It's really not that bad. Like seriously if you have been on the internet for a few years you have probably seen most of it already. People just talk it up.

[–]TH3_FORC3 3 points4 points ago

upvote for a nice copy/paste execution

[–]Zamiel 5 points6 points ago

Shhhhh. . .

[–]SaxyTimeReloaded 0 points1 point ago

I thought for sure that this was a trick to get me to go to r/spacedicks...

I never clicked anything so quickly.

[–]sgtpppr 0 points1 point ago

Taking psychological virginities one exploded head at a time.

[–]jimsnaps 0 points1 point ago

Ron gets upvoted. Every time. But seriously - spacedicks has scarred my mind. That fucking bondage picture with the power drill is burned into my brain. Fuck humanity with a rake.

[–]Jsiw1017 0 points1 point ago

Christ on sale, that was awful... Why?... You sick bastard, why?!

[–]UtterlyShelly 0 points1 point ago

I dunno. /r/spacedicks is pretty awesome, love the people

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

What if they're like me and like going to r/spacedicks? :I

[–]babycubbybear 0 points1 point ago

You bastards!! Peaked my interest so I had to look finally... And man do I regret it now...

[–]Makes_Shitty_Points 0 points1 point ago

*piqued

[–]Cryos 0 points1 point ago

/r/spacedicks Theres just no real way to describe it

[–]pardon_my_misogyny 0 points1 point ago

Could someone explain to me what exactly is on r/spacedicks? Without linking me there?

[–]chronorunner 0 points1 point ago

Showed /r/spacedicks to my family on Chrismas Eve a few years back...Christmas has never been the same.

[–]NoahSavedTheAnimals 0 points1 point ago

The scary thing is, I find some of the stuff there funny..

[–]DasMuchomas 0 points1 point ago

Once, I told someone about r/spacedicks. So they visited said den of horros. THEY LOVED IT AND NOW TELL ME ABOUT/SHOW ME ALL OF THIER HORRIBLE DISGUSTING FINDINGS.

[–]ConSWAG 0 points1 point ago

Have yet to venture into that area of reddit...Fuck it YOLO

[–]sesaman -2 points-1 points ago

Actually there are many cute puppies and cats in spacedicks top all time submissions. It's a really cool subreddit with such fantastic posts. I don't understand why people are always so shocked.

http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks/comments/hrhe6/a_bloody_rotten_cock_with_maggots/

http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks/comments/pui32/im_a_goddamn_troll_niggar_fagets_look_at_the_pic/

http://www.reddit.com/r/spacedicks/comments/pk7dj/nyan_nyan_nynyan_nyannyannyannyannyan/

[–]Peanuts4MePlz 5 points6 points ago

This pretty much sums up why I stay on the side of Reddit where there are rainbows and unicorns.

[–]371warE 2 points3 points ago

The fuck is wrong with you!!

[–]sesaman 5 points6 points ago

Well I don't sleep enough and I'm terribly lazy.

[–]i_am_beercules 2 points3 points ago

"I know this is fake, but how bad can the nyan one be?" I thought.

Bad.

[–]ALaccountant 0 points1 point ago

I don't want to click it but I am curious, mind explaining what it is for those of us at work/dont want to look?

[–]i_am_beercules 0 points1 point ago

Click it. I triple dog dare you.

[–]ALaccountant 0 points1 point ago

Nope, I still have a soul and I prefer to keep it that way

[–]371warE 2 points3 points ago

ok, laughed a little at the third one... Then threw up all over my cat.

[–]all_knowing_fish -2 points-1 points ago

My reaction when I was tricked into going to /r/spacedicks

[–]psm510 7 points8 points ago

you almost got me.....ALMOST

[–]Peanuts4MePlz 4 points5 points ago

Why don't I check what I'm clicking on... -.-'

[–]i_rape_bananas 3 points4 points ago

fuck you.

[–]ultrasonicTim 3 points4 points ago

So close... TOO DAMN CLOSE!!!

[–]MysticKirby 2 points3 points ago

Nice try, motherfucker.

Link previews FTW

[–]hnrqoliv182 -1 points0 points ago

What kind of people actually post there? I don't really want to know actually...

[–]letterbee23 -2 points-1 points ago

/r/gore /r/picsofdeadkids

how bout this? spacedicks became alright to me after I saw this subreddit...

[–]feloniusmonk -4 points-3 points ago

Hey you're funny!

[–]Snowplower -1 points0 points ago

I'm just going to cry in the corner for a bit.

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