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[–]goremocker 27 points28 points ago

It seems that sugary snack is quite deer to you.

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

Who doesn't love doe-nuts?

[–]Sinavestia 11 points12 points ago

And they only cost a few bucks a doezen.

[–]irish711 8 points9 points ago

I'll still fawn over them.

[–]smart_ass -3 points-2 points ago

If they gots the nuts, they ain't does. Just sayin'.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Anybody got the video?

[–]supernova812 7 points8 points ago

[–]IdleTangent33 3 points4 points ago

this was the best use of this GIF since i first saw it. Kudos Sir

[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus -1 points0 points ago

All he did was think of a title. This is a very unorignal form of humour

[–]IdleTangent33 2 points3 points ago

im pretty sure thats all the internet is...slap a title and sometimes a footer and blam its on Reddit. Example: every fucking MEME ever...

[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus -1 points0 points ago

That's exactly my point.

[–]IdleTangent33 2 points3 points ago

my point being ...This particular title is funny... UNORIGINAL..Yes...but so is everything else on this site.

[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus 0 points1 point ago

If I thought of a cool title right now, would you upvote it? Or do I need to repost it first with the same .gif in a new post?

[–]IdleTangent33 0 points1 point ago

I don't know sir... try one out.

[–]SimilarImage 43 points44 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
6 days aeayiai How I feel when I'm at my boyfriend's house for studying/sexy times and his parents come home unannounced. here 39 382
3 weeks redAllAboutIt A freshman when the cops pull up outside here 137 1121
1 month Djteejay So a deer walks into a bar.. here 19 53

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[–]raddat 26 points27 points ago

This is one of those few times that this isn't helpful.

[–]kenneth415 33 points34 points ago

I beg to differ. I think in this instance, it's like adding different jokes to the same punchline.

[–]thelegore 18 points19 points ago

Like a caption contest, sort of.

[–]vaginamongerer 4 points5 points ago

Like a meme?

[–]exaei -1 points0 points ago

To be honest though, so is this entire meme.

Also, come on, it's a god damn deer, in a bar, why is he in a bar!

[–]cadderly09 -1 points0 points ago

How is it ever helpful? New people laugh at the jokes whether they are reposted or not, so... who the hell cares

[–]fiplefip 2 points3 points ago

Oh dear.

[–]hampsted 9 points10 points ago

Oh deer.

FTFY

[–]Melancholia 1 point2 points ago

Why would you do this.

[–]SemiSeriousSam 2 points3 points ago

It's funny because OP is morbidly obese and can't walk right.

[–]Tokestra420 16 points17 points ago

I heard GIFs get funnier the more times you post them

[–]raddat 36 points37 points ago

This repost isn't so much about the gif as it is the relationship between the title and the gif; call it repurposing, but it's not your average repost.

[–]Tokestra420 -5 points-4 points ago

It's the exact same joke as every time this GIF is posted. Someone's reaction to when something happens that makes them move fast/scramble/panic/etc.

[–]Xpress_interest 20 points21 points ago

But here it it towards the delicious donuts, not away from danger. I say upvoteable!

[–]Blackmar 2 points3 points ago

yeah i mean who doesn't like free donuts? its universal.

[–]vaginamongerer 2 points3 points ago

Just like a meme...

[–]DexDurden 1 point2 points ago

I actually dont mind this one, the difference being, hes not running FROM something, hes going after something

[–]Sixshotdean 8 points9 points ago

I haven't seen it in my 2 years here.

[–]Tokestra420 -1 points0 points ago

I've seen it like 4-5 times in the past month

[–]Sixshotdean 7 points8 points ago

I haven't seen it in my 2 years here.

[–]Channel_5_Newscaster 1 point2 points ago

Eyewitnesses report that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

[–]cthulhu_zuul 1 point2 points ago

This took place in the town where I grew up. It's weirder when you consider that the bar is smack-dab on Main Street, meaning the deer would have had to find its way through several blocks of residential areas and well-traveled roads.

[–]lolsroflslmaos 1 point2 points ago

I'm also from there!

[–]strlacky 1 point2 points ago

BU grad here!

[–]mitchellrapp -1 points0 points ago

[–]vnkid 1 point2 points ago

That table that it's on right before the gif ends is annoying me. It just seems to dissolve into thin air and I've been trying for a whole minute or so to see where it went.

[–]Chickun 1 point2 points ago

Original video, anyone?

[–]supernova812 2 points3 points ago*

[–]GentleKneeArrow 1 point2 points ago

It's times like this I realise how important a good title for a post in. Hats off to you sir/Madame/ladygaga

[–]Not_A_Slave 1 point2 points ago

Best line for this GIF I've ever seen.

[–]darthbone 1 point2 points ago

Jesus fucking christ deer are idiots.

-A wisconsinite

[–]juiceybrucey 1 point2 points ago

I laughed a little too hard at this.

[–]raddat 3 points4 points ago

I really hate this gif. I'm no animal activist but I just feel uneasy watching a scared shitless deer break every bone in its body. I didn't find it funny the first time and won't the next.

[–]tastesliketurtles 4 points5 points ago

Breaking every bone in its body might be a bit of an exaggeration.

[–]Colecoman1982 2 points3 points ago

Just the ones in it's legs which will, later, cause the animal control officers to put it down.

My dad used to work at IBM's East Fishkill, NY plant back in the 80's and told me about a similar incident there. Basically, the deer jumped through a large plate glass window because it didn't notice the glass. It then proceeded to destroy it's leg bones on the slippery hard flooring similar to the deer in the gif. They ended up having to put it down because deer that break their legs, much like horses, don't really have any hope of healing correctly and are, otherwise, looking at a massively painful and slow death.

[–]assholewithasmiley 1 point2 points ago

Deer are fucking retards. Good. :)

[–]raddat 1 point2 points ago

A bit, but you get what I'm trying to say.

[–]tastesliketurtles 0 points1 point ago

  • Me when something shocking happens
  • This gif

Seriously, enough.

[–]lala989 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for that ridiculousness, started the morning off right :)

[–]UnDearstandment 0 points1 point ago

The sweet smell of escape allured me. I had not eaten for what seemed like eons. The hard ground felt indifferent on my hooves. The click clack filled the night sky as I pushed through the alien-like entrance, but as I entered, the harbinger of the hunt shouted at me. I knew my time was short. I ran as fast as I could. I slammed horns first into the chairs of the hunters. I couldn't stop. As the fear and adrenaline pumped through my heart, I continued to push through the alien-like room. My only option was to slide over the obstacles like a slimy newborn fawn. As i hopped the first wooden challenge, the second met me with an arrogant pose. My legs flailing, I surfed the tables and crashed into the floor. I found another entrance and pursued my four legged dash to the woods of home. To this day, I try to forget the nightmares of that particular evening. Some nights I wake up screaming with a cold sweat on my brow. Some nights, I hear the thunder of the hunt. Nothing can make me run faster than the cold, indifferent feeling of knowing your a sport. A sport of life and death. Run, and you might live. Stay, and you'll end up like that poor fuck, Bambi's mom.

"And that little Jimmy, is why ya make fer sure the dear ya shoot is pushin' up daisies! Oh gawd!"

"Oh uncle Brian! You tell the best stories!"

That's right Jim Jim. Now suck my penis."

[–]trevercj 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard here at work people were asking me if i was ok! GREAT JOB!

[–]DZ302 0 points1 point ago

[–]sailor420boy 0 points1 point ago

Burst out laughing in my class after seeing this

[–]tnick771 0 points1 point ago

I love how that guy raises his hand like "whoa hold on now deer"

[–]token_blonde 0 points1 point ago

That awkward moment when you realize that you're always the first one to show up for free food...and everyone knows it.

Recently, a co-worker left free cookies outside his office, and when I came to scavenge, he said "I knew I could count on you..." :-/

[–]mountainousman 0 points1 point ago

I used to react this way. But it happens so much at this office that now I'm like this.

[–]lock_ed 0 points1 point ago

The guy sitting down is just like wtf

[–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

This is exactly how it was at the place where I used to work. People would literally run into the break room, grab a handful of donuts and run back to their desks. Those of us who were working out in the field and got the message never got a donut. It's okay though. We would sneak away and get something better.

[–]c0r3y 0 points1 point ago

+1 for the caption. Despite having seen this gif before, I hurt laughed at this.

[–]jset818 0 points1 point ago

I like to think of it like a gif meme with different captions.

[–]Maruzi 0 points1 point ago

I got kicked out of my law class for laughing out loud at this. Thanks.

[–]WMINWMO 0 points1 point ago

i wish this showed more, the thought of how the deer eventually got out has puzzled me for many a nights

[–]Nimanzer 0 points1 point ago

This made me laugh for 10 mins straight, thanks

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

Now, I wish I had antlers. You gonna take donuts away from that buck?

[–]webchimp32 0 points1 point ago

I have doughnuts on my desk right now, pack of 4 (well 2 now) glazed ring doughnuts.

And there is no one else at work with me, they are all mine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hilarious. This is why I visit this sub reddit. To have a good laugh.

[–]raznarukus 0 points1 point ago

Good use of the gif..Made me laugh out loud

[–]usagicanada 0 points1 point ago

That happened down the street from me!!

[–]usagicanada 0 points1 point ago

For those of you who don't know any better: HERE'S the article. Thank you.

[–]HoneyBadgerDontCare8 0 points1 point ago

Enough.. with... the DEER GIF!!

[–]BroskydaGreat 0 points1 point ago

I, sir, do have this queer feeling that this .gif may be overused. We must end this tyranny!

[–]syncmaster1100p 0 points1 point ago

BUCK BUCK NUMBER ONE!

[–]Aspwnage 0 points1 point ago

Ha. My bf brought four boxes of donuts to work for a small group of people and they were all gobbled within the hour. Fatties

[–]COKENOTPEPSI13 0 points1 point ago

You're a deer ?

[–]Cozza24 0 points1 point ago

Oh "DEAR" God

[–]Foxxxaygrandpa 0 points1 point ago

Oh deer. All of that for doe-nuts. Make sure you clean them up afterwards so you dont get ant-lers all in your kitchen.

[–]raddat 1 point2 points ago

Thanks for making all those puns - no sarcasm intended; you've saved an endless stream of deer-pun replies.

[–]sachegrande 0 points1 point ago

I wish one of my redneck relatives would have shot this deer before it made it inside so this stupid overplayed gif could never have been made.

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[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus 0 points1 point ago

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Do you browse 9gag?

[–]rx-pulse 0 points1 point ago

My friends do,but I don't, why? Is that face popular there or something?

[–]x_Shifty_x -2 points-1 points ago

The comments for this post are so PUNNY!

[–]ecudorian -2 points-1 points ago

a nutha mutha fuxin repost. fuck you zesty waffles. downvotin yo ass so qwik!

[–]onlysame1 -1 points0 points ago

That is why Americans are fat

[–]Tellin-It-Like-It-Is -1 points0 points ago

It's people like you that ruin reddit. You should feel bad about yourself.

[–]P33KAJ3W -1 points0 points ago

I too sneak off to a bar knowing my Boss will be busy eating Donuts.

[–]duchovny -1 points0 points ago

You go to a bar?

[–]jifwu -1 points0 points ago

Either cop and/or fat person

[–]GangstasInAccounting -1 points0 points ago

this belongs in r/reactiongifs. Just sayin

[–]Rawller -1 points0 points ago

So a deer walks into a bar...

[–]soldieringitout -1 points0 points ago

How I feel when I realize the only donuts left are plain NO!

[–]warpus -1 points0 points ago

What the deer is thinking here

"GOTTA POOP WHERE'S THE BATHROOM OMG GOTTA POOP"

[–]dbroyles -5 points-4 points ago

Sadley, I bet this is coming from an American...

[–]Totlin 1 point2 points ago

Apparently only Americans like donuts?

[–]dbroyles -1 points0 points ago

No, of course not. But I can only imagine an American flipping out that much over a donut. It's people like this that make up the obese population. I could care less that people look fat, it's more about the fact is shows they are lazy and lack complete self control. One of many reasons I am not patriotic towards my country is because of the fact that a majority of Americans are this way.