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Go Magikarp! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Buttersstotch18 127 points128 points ago

Since when does Magikarp know string-shot?

[–]nuxenolith 55 points56 points ago

Koiterpie

[–]Flailwielder 13 points14 points ago

That works on so many different levels.

[–]failed_novelty 19 points20 points ago

A very special TM.

[–]Cyber87 9 points10 points ago

Silly, magikarp can't learn TM.

[–]failed_novelty 17 points18 points ago

Hence why it's a very special TM.

[–]wildfyr 0 points1 point ago

astute poke-observation

[–]docxcallahan -2 points-1 points ago

love the word astute. up vote

[–]JeremySmile 199 points200 points ago

Love the fact this just seems to get even more WTF as it goes on.... Case in point: Parachutes?

[–]ruderabbit 140 points141 points ago

Yeeeaaaaah, it was all kind of making sense up until then.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Thatsupercoolguy 23 points24 points ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]ckalvin 0 points1 point ago

Course it does, slippery slimey things that love to get caught on inappropriate things.

[–]enjoyablycrazy 13 points14 points ago

Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.

[–]Infenwe 21 points22 points ago*

M. NIGHT SLAMADONG!

[–]BobIV 1 point2 points ago

What a twist!

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    [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

    Love the fact this just seems to get even more WTF as it goes on.... Case in point: Parachutes?

    Dad said to make sure I used my parachute so...

    [–]Dr_fish 209 points210 points ago

    So that's what splash attack does.

    [–]nuxenolith 11 points12 points ago

    Sploosh*

    [–]Doovid97[S] 32 points33 points ago

    Relevant username.

    [–]hidden_munky 6 points7 points ago

    video clip please

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      [–]BobIV 1 point2 points ago

      Only when it actually hits.

      [–]TheOceanographer 1 point2 points ago

      Even I had not seen such a great display caught on footage. The board will want to know about this. Come, Dr_fish. We must away!

      [–]A1th3ral 500 points501 points ago

      The fuck did I just watch?!

      [–]Thatsupercoolguy 339 points340 points ago

      And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the true measure of a successful submission to r/wtf.

      [–]blarblarblar 210 points211 points ago

      Oh yes, so successful it is posted nearly every month.

      I've always wondered what sex is like... | 5coms | 29pts | 6dys | WTF

      The Dick Fish [I stole this from r/funny] | 3coms | 9pts | 1mo | WTF

      You [****]fish | 5coms | 10pts | 1mo | funny

      You [****]fish (nsfw) | 9coms | 65pts | 1mo | WTF

      So that's where babies come from [NSFW] | 10coms | 59pts | 5mos | WTF

      Where do babies come from? Let's ask the Japanese... | 122coms | 553pts | 7mos | funny

      Oh Japan... You got everything | 57coms | 160pts | 7mos | WTF

      Anime "SFW" porn | 9coms | 12pts | 6mos | gifs

      source: karmadecay

      [–]McDerpster 171 points172 points ago

      This was the first time I've seen it.

      [–]Froggy_hop 88 points89 points ago

      If I haven't seen it, it's new to me

      [–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago

      Gets funnier every time, right?!?

      [–]JakeCameraAction 5 points6 points ago

      Well seeing as how this is the most successful submission...

      [–]wildfyr 6 points7 points ago

      I have to give this post credit for the best title

      [–]SyrinxTemplePriest 4 points5 points ago

      Yes, we know. It's nothing new.

      [–]EriktheRed 0 points1 point ago

      It's just a waste of time!

      [–]TheBlueberryPirate 3 points4 points ago

      Reddit doubled in traffic from Feb 2011 to Feb 2012.

      From 1 billion to 2 billion page views. source

      That's 83 million new visitors per month.

      this is a popular subreddit with over 1.8 million SUBSCRIBED viewers.

      It is not inconceivable that each time this was posted over half a million people saw it FOR THE FIRST TIME*.

      SO HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT FUCKING REPOSTS AND DEAL WITH IT.

      edit: better source

      * granted, unlikely.

      [–]kaedicat 1 point2 points ago

      You must lead such a fulfilling life.

      [–]apullin 0 points1 point ago

      aw, man ... came here to do this myself, but was beat to it.

      At least people are doing it in droves now ...

      [–]Black_Apalachi 0 points1 point ago

      You know, I'm on reddit pretty much every single day and this is the first repost I've personally noticed for a quite a while. Almost every time somebody bitches about something being posted "every month", I find that I somehow haven't seen it before.

      [–]Starpluck 21 points22 points ago

      Japan

      [–]burntsoup 9 points10 points ago

      You know i would normally have said i have seen enough hentai to know where that was going... but i honestly had no idea what was going on....

      [–]PositivelyShocking 4 points5 points ago

      Did someone just get laid?

      [–]ZeroMercuri 18 points19 points ago

      I have the weirdest boner right now...

      [–]OjosAzules 38 points39 points ago

      So did he

      [–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

      It was a FUCKING FISH. Fresh fish boners are AWESOME.

      [–]Gamer_king 3 points4 points ago

      So are you going to give us a crazy explanation as to why?

      [–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

      Yes I was planning to.

      The reason that fish boners are awesome is because when a fish dies, rigor mortis sets in pretty quickly, giving the fish a totally firm and hard feeling, thus making the woman orgasm like crazy over and over again, without any loss in stiffness. This is the ultimate boner because no blood is required and therefore the change in quality of the fish is that it will now be more firm than it could be when it was alive.

      Plus the fish boner will have spines that can ensure a complete lock between you and your lover, for those extended love making sessions this is the ultimate man penis!

      [–]rakista 0 points1 point ago

      Fresh fish vaginas, not as much.

      [–]1Turd_Ferguson1 3 points4 points ago

      Yep

      [–]isgod101 1 point2 points ago

      I would like to see explainsnsfw's take on this. I have no fucking idea myself.

      [–]nckjbrwn 0 points1 point ago

      i know right i'm fucking confused myself

      [–]Skythen 0 points1 point ago

      Thats why it smells like tuna!

      [–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

      Well, first there was a zipper, then a fish, then some humping, bit of anime spinning and crazy background, bit more humping, fish in a tunnel looked like bowels to me, then some 6th grade health diagram of a fish pummeling a vagina. Then the fish spat three, maybe four times. Then motha fuckin PARACHUTE

      [–]wayndom -1 points0 points ago

      The 23-millionth re-post of one of the very first WTF posts...

      [–]ingo302 77 points78 points ago

      Why the fuck do I have a boner right now? I hate you, brain.

      [–]Barchen 70 points71 points ago

      I have the lady equivalent of a boner... I'm not ashamed.

      [–]HowToKillAGod 19 points20 points ago

      Is there a word for that?

      [–]imajoredinfunfacts 130 points131 points ago

      Sportin' a moisty.

      [–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

      ewwwww

      hot though

      [–]with_a_vengeance 5 points6 points ago

      Thank you for that wonderful turn of phrase, you also now have a very nice tag in my RES.

      [–]Fenix_VI -3 points-2 points ago

      I lost it... Well done.

      [–]trampus1 -3 points-2 points ago

      This certainly is a fun fact, your degree is paying off well.

      [–]isaackleiner 22 points23 points ago

      r/ladyboners

      [–]NarglesEverywhere 13 points14 points ago

      It's called a ladyboner. It has it's very own subreddit and everything.

      [–]willtheway 1 point2 points ago

      So wet, you could drown a toddler

      [–]DrMango 0 points1 point ago

      "wide on"

      [–]aerynjbson 0 points1 point ago

      I call mine ladyboners

      [–]love_it 3 points4 points ago

      Cliter. You're welcome.

      [–]with_a_vengeance 6 points7 points ago

      You must be confused...

      [–]Fifty7Academics 0 points1 point ago

      A boner?

      [–]EmperorSweetballs -1 points0 points ago

      go on...

      [–]Julolidine 73 points74 points ago

      The flower that is her vagina is from the genus Cattleya. Looks like Cattleya skinneri v. alba, but without a more detailed analysis, it could just be a hybrid.

      The other possibility is Cattleya lawrenceana, but due to that its rarity in cultivation, I don't think its very likely.

      [–]-Downvote 18 points19 points ago

      A true scholar.

      [–]Darth_Monkey 56 points57 points ago

      NSFW tags are for pussies.

      [–]Uranius7 107 points108 points ago

      Literally.

      [–]funkeepickle 12 points13 points ago

      Hitler.

      [–]NekkidSnaku 1 point2 points ago

      ea

      [–]DayneEric 1 point2 points ago

      Walt disney

      [–]damnreddityouscary 16 points17 points ago

      Where is this from?

      [–]rioptir 19 points20 points ago

      It's from a comedic three episode hentai series Vixens.

      [–]muffinheart 2 points3 points ago

      They wouldn't happen to be lonely space vixens?

      [–]phoneau 2 points3 points ago

      Is that a Rugrats reference?

      [–]Mechzx 0 points1 point ago

      I miss the rugrats now

      [–]thaddius 12 points13 points ago

      Subtle.

      [–]Craigellachie 9 points10 points ago

      I'm pretty sure you can't depict male genitalia in Japanese media. So they came up with all these ways to get around it, hence tentacle hentai.

      [–]ze_languist 13 points14 points ago

      Tentacle porn was a Japanese fetish long before hentai existed. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tentacle_erotica

      [–]nofelix 5 points6 points ago

      Always time for fisherman wife

      [–]tychobrahesmoose 2 points3 points ago

      Much as she seem to be enjoying it, that experience would, in reality, be very unpleasant.

      [–]nofelix 5 points6 points ago

      Humans have teeth and can give oral sex, similarly I assume the experienced cephalopod lover knows to avoid using his beak :)

      Or you know, just a little bit of beak, if she's into that.

      [–]tychobrahesmoose 3 points4 points ago

      I have never in my life been more proud to say this, but:

      I had not considered that.

      [–]PeacePig 26 points27 points ago

      My face when watching this.

      [–]lesignalsaregood 55 points56 points ago

      No NSFW when I opened it. Just became that guy in the library. Awkward.

      [–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

      /r/wtf in the library? That's bold man. bold.

      [–]DefinitelyRelephant 19 points20 points ago

      He likes to live life on the edge.

      [–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

      Danger Zoneeeee

      [–]Aiskhulos 0 points1 point ago

      LAAAANNNNAAAAA!!!!!

      [–]Bford 7 points8 points ago

      Ugh, /r/WTF in a lecture is just plain stupid. Never again...

      [–]Doovid97[S] 7 points8 points ago

      Sorry. It's tagged now.

      [–]MadPooter 5 points6 points ago

      Anyone that browses WTF in a non-WTF safe area does so at their own risk.

      There is an inherent NSFW tag in the WTF category, regardless of the actual NSFW tag.

      [–]Shaman189 22 points23 points ago

      This is the first time, in several months on Reddit, that I audibly said, "What the fuck".

      [–]cipher64 3 points4 points ago

      The hantai version of Enter the Void. Reddit made me watch that.

      [–]notazoroastrian 6 points7 points ago

      Didn't expect the parachute at the end...

      [–]failed_novelty 5 points6 points ago

      Good thing it didn't evolve into a Gyrados mid-battle!

      [–]sorgrigore 27 points28 points ago

      Dude is high as fuck. Magikarping bitches and shit.

      [–]Randompaul 3 points4 points ago

      I wanted it to keep going

      [–]moukou9 2 points3 points ago

      I was totally fine until it started, why I kept watching it I don't know.

      [–]woprdotmil 2 points3 points ago

      did his dongfish just puke in her love flower?

      [–]Tomimi 2 points3 points ago

      Source please?

      [–]Alexanderh86 2 points3 points ago

      Idk but whenever anime has that cross section with the internal sex i get a raging bone daddy.

      [–]mindglitch 6 points7 points ago

      Quick FYI. The work for carp, "koi" is a homophone (sounds same, spelled differently) for love or affection in Japanese.

      Thus, we get some truly strange puns.

      [–]derpaherpa 5 points6 points ago

      That's not how the Babel fish works.

      [–]PokemonAnnouncer 3 points4 points ago

      Magikarp used pound! It's super effective!

      [–]UppityUpUp 3 points4 points ago

      No requests for Sauce? I for one would like to know how they ended up boning while parachuting and how a fish theme ties in, but maybe I'm just curious.

      [–]Tartlet 8 points9 points ago

      Fish and flower = a way to show a penis and vagina despite harsh censorship laws.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      Japan has harsh cencorship laws? Then what have I been watching...

      [–]Faustvii 0 points1 point ago

      Yes it's illegal to show vagina or penis in Japan

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      I've seen plenty of hentai/Japanese porn with genitals...

      [–]Faustvii 0 points1 point ago

      If it isn't censored it isn't from Japan

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      So the Japanese version is censored and the version they submit everywhere else is not?

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        [–]speculativereply 1 point2 points ago

        When I opened it I didn't notice they were in free fall. The parachutes opening ended up being much better than if I had.

        [–]urdeadxd 1 point2 points ago

        Bud light's new commercial?

        [–]Stretchster 1 point2 points ago

        I think the pause for glistening was my favourite part. IT'S SO SHINY!

        [–]CutieMess 1 point2 points ago

        A wild shiny magikarp appears!

        [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

        Still makes more sense than birds and bees.

        [–]Katrinaology 1 point2 points ago

        must be what gives off that fishy smell.

        [–]ThatGuyRememberMe 1 point2 points ago

        I watched that for way too long.

        [–]dirtymoney 1 point2 points ago

        I take it this came about because they cant show genitals?

        [–]CosmicChrist 1 point2 points ago

        Is that where sushi comes from?

        [–]Bajawah 1 point2 points ago

        Wtf did I just watch?

        [–]garysnail123 1 point2 points ago

        So this is how babies are made...

        [–]fancyfire 2 points3 points ago

        and that's how babies are made son...

        [–]DinoDuckROAR 0 points1 point ago

        And that is how I met your mother.

        [–]GungHoSungHo 2 points3 points ago

        need moar.

        [–]britchesworld 4 points5 points ago

        NSFW MAN!

        [–]Doovid97[S] 6 points7 points ago

        Tagged.

        [–]witty_account_name 1 point2 points ago

        no tag backs!

        [–]brningpyre 1 point2 points ago

        Are you retarded?

        You're browsing r/wtf, as in "WHAT THE FUCK!?"

        That's like asking "Durr, why aren't these Redtube videos tagged NSFW?"

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          [–]_qtwerp_ 0 points1 point ago

          First thing in a long time that made me actually go WTF

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

          I like that they felt the need for an internal view shot, just in case anyone did not get what was going on.

          [–]DifferentCeilings 0 points1 point ago

          Aww cute, they're skydiving together.

          [–]shadmere 0 points1 point ago

          Well that was weird.

          [–]inkyj28 0 points1 point ago

          Oh me so horny!

          [–]Lostdreamer89 0 points1 point ago

          wow I was not expecting this at all

          [–]Walletau 0 points1 point ago

          sigh I came in too hot.

          [–]left_brain 0 points1 point ago

          I fapped

          [–]CRSPHC 0 points1 point ago

          I'm at work and there's a NSFW post about Magikarp, and all of the comments are talking about boners. What the fuck is going on in the link!?

          [–]Mrcheez211 0 points1 point ago

          I'm not sure if I should masturbate o- fuck it I'll masturbate.

          [–]oed706 0 points1 point ago

          Reminds me a 4chan thread where OP said he would draw R34. Lo and behold, Kanye West fucking Magikarp. I don't have the pic though.

          [–]nate0420 0 points1 point ago

          A second wtf when I realized they were connected to parachutes.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

          Oh japan, you so silly

          [–]redcomet0079 0 points1 point ago

          So many questions. And I know I'll get no answers. What the fuck Japan!?

          [–]Rbonne 0 points1 point ago

          EXCUSE ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

          [–]maxman3000 0 points1 point ago

          He made the vinegar face!

          [–]Virus_in_the_Air 0 points1 point ago

          Right in the childhood....

          [–]zerounodos 0 points1 point ago

          wasn't...mentally...prepared shiver

          [–]NasserH 0 points1 point ago

          where is this from lol

          [–]CosmicChrist 0 points1 point ago

          Humans are fucked

          [–]caracal12 0 points1 point ago

          erm... what?

          [–]NativeKing 0 points1 point ago

          I'm having trouble here, how can a magikarp's 3 moves of tackle, splash and struggle do this?

          [–]yourmadbroski 0 points1 point ago

          And i thought magikarp only knew splash.

          [–]Sc2RuinedMyLife 0 points1 point ago

          what the shit

          [–]DaBouse 0 points1 point ago

          Dafuq did I just watch?

          [–]Mr_Mimiseku 0 points1 point ago

          Many wats were had.

          [–]stagfury 0 points1 point ago

          What the actual fuck did I just watch ಠ_ಠ?

          [–]NeverScoop 0 points1 point ago

          Does anyone know the anime?

          [–]idontfrikkincare 0 points1 point ago

          Magikarp used thrust! but nothing happened...

          [–]TheMadMule 0 points1 point ago

          This is how they teach sex ed in Japan.

          [–]zef_zef_zef 0 points1 point ago

          The fuck did I just watch?

          [–]Oh_sup 0 points1 point ago

          TIL what a flying fuck actually is.

          [–]l34512 0 points1 point ago

          Look how he holds it at the beginning. It's gigantic.

          [–]TheHammerIsHere -2 points-1 points ago

          Am I the only one that realized there's no way in hell that is a Magikarp?

          [–]sanchy96 0 points1 point ago

          Sigh...

          [–]Chrimbus_special 0 points1 point ago

          "Now children, today we are going to learn about reproduction via this handy video."

          [–]byakko 0 points1 point ago

          The euphemism made the sex even more NSFW T_T

          [–]Kappies10 0 points1 point ago

          I got the wierdest boner.

          [–]bufanog1104 0 points1 point ago

          Oh, Japan. You never cease to amaze me with your WTFuckery.

          [–]Superflux4x 0 points1 point ago

          A NSFW would have been good I think.

          [–]tony_lo -1 points0 points ago

          Most def

          [–]Kaos_NIGHT 0 points1 point ago

          O_O THE FUCK?!?!?!

          [–]Foley1 -1 points0 points ago

          I watched this .gif while this song was playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw&t=1m53s

          [–]BabyAteMyDingoes -1 points0 points ago

          Well that's one way to feed it rare candy.

          [–]Voidsore -1 points0 points ago

          The...parachute?

          [–]CloverdaleColonel -1 points0 points ago

          What did I just watch?

          [–]Czoks -1 points0 points ago

          WTF

          [–]TheShinigamiKira -1 points0 points ago

          is it natural if i got a boner on this??????

          [–]smellthyscrote -1 points0 points ago

          Oh Asia, you so crazy!

          [–]i-am-girl -1 points0 points ago

          What did I just watch D:

          [–]MC-Master-Bedroom -1 points0 points ago

          Magikarp uses Flying Fuck - it's very effective!

          [–]HavanAle -1 points0 points ago

          Well, I didn't see that NSFW tag until it was too late...

          [–]lt_toastyfishpants -1 points0 points ago

          Fish sticks, that is all

          [–]Whohasdrugs -1 points0 points ago

          I think I'm pregnant now

          [–]Kelso22340 -1 points0 points ago

          I don't know if anyone else thought of this....

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c0nTx3T2JY&feature=youtube_gdata_player

          [–]NuM3R1K -1 points0 points ago

          Do you like fish sticks?

          [–]MasonT97 -1 points0 points ago

          More like magicock...oh too nasty sorry

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