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[–]dgib 49 points50 points ago

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I drive this bridge every day and never saw it

I think the shot would have been taken from roughly from this position.....

http://maps.google.com/?ll=55.989088,-3.404595&spn=103.428534,270.527344&t=w&z=3&layer=c&panoid=APWoLZMnAMGnzlAacYhmXA&cbll=55.989088,-3.404595&cbp=13,-6.834877959920681,,1,3.3210123287534685

I doubt it's real, as the signs are cheap led signs.. but he's no half right, it's always blowy as fuck around here, haha

[–]yawningangel[!] 2 points3 points ago

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my old man is from the ferry..still have a heap of family there.. am sure this would have made the family circular by now!

[–]FluoCantus 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, you never saw it because it's faked.

[–]yes-i-read-it 0 points1 point ago

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A 4 lane bridge with little to no traffic !?!? what is this place?

[–]zefrogi 0 points1 point ago

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Wow, fellow redditors in the Ferry. Fuck dat man!

[–]ichuckletoooften 209 points210 points ago

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Read that as 'Blowy ass fuck man'. Sounds like some gay superhero.

[–]sCaRaMaNgA 212 points213 points ago

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Read that as read instead of read.

[–]ooo0ooo 282 points283 points ago

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Don't tell me what to do.

[–]snecko 6 points7 points ago

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[–]PSU19420 2 points3 points ago

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I believe it's Not Another Teen Movie.

[–]thedublincanuck 40 points41 points ago

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Have my upvotes, all of you.

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[–]03Titanium 6 points7 points ago

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Technically he still has some, it's just the negative flavor.

[–]kinboyatuwo 4 points5 points ago

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Mmmmm like anchovy and pineapple ice cream

[–]nuxenolith 18 points19 points ago

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This has always bothered me. The past tense of "lead" is "led," but "read" is just "read."

Shit's ambiguous.

[–]dustin_the_wind 8 points9 points ago

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But red is already a word. English, man. So hard.

[–]red_in_read_out 16 points17 points ago

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Ah hem.... did I hear someone complaining?

[–]Kjeldoran0 2 points3 points ago

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Two months, six days. It's legit.

[–]nuxenolith 5 points6 points ago

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Obviously I already knew that. Just because "lead" is also a metal, doesn't mean it can't coexist with a verb.

Homophones, man. So existing.

[–]dustin_the_wind -1 points0 points ago

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But, I'm homophobic...

That means afraid of homophones, right?

[–]Chardok 0 points1 point ago

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Gallagher, man. He points out the words "good" and "food" sound different. But they shouldn't. It should be good food or gud fud. WTF?!

Science, man; Magnets..

Or aliens. Could be aliens. Aliens was way better than Alien, I don't care what anyone says. There's another one! Why is "say" pronounced "say" but "says" is pronounced "sez"? Man, Fuck english. it's Esperanto thyme! (see whut I did thar?)

[–]nuxenolith 0 points1 point ago

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I would love to learn Esperanto. Knowing Spanish (reasonably well), I'm probably not terribly far off.

[–]algorithmae 0 points1 point ago

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I read that as 'lead (as in Pb) is led (as in Zeppelin) and read (''red'') is read (''red'')'

[–]HowdyDoDat 0 points1 point ago

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How did you do that?

[–]Quintuss[S] 29 points30 points ago

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Funny thing is, the sign looks a bit like a used condom blowing proudly in the wind.

[–]Rayquinox 14 points15 points ago

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Or like a hand holding a used condom

[–]dayus9 5 points6 points ago

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Reminds me of the phrase 'arse like a windsock'.

[–]Glasweg1an 6 points7 points ago

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Something something wizard's sleeve ...

[–]jsvscot86 1 point2 points ago

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Something something clown's pocket.

[–]MADBAKER 1 point2 points ago

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something something box of cow tounges.

[–]Kjeldoran0 0 points1 point ago

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Something something Dark Side.

[–]Bacon_Toothpaste 1 point2 points ago

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i thought it was a hand holding a spliff

[–]baldhippy 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was someone breaking out lines.

[–]RememberWhoYouAre -1 points0 points ago

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Huh. I saw it as an upside down whistle on a rope. Subliminal messaging..

[–]bibblyboop 24 points25 points ago

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[–]YesNoMaybe 20 points21 points ago

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Dat arse. Nah. Doesn't quite work the same.

[–]DutchPirate 47 points48 points ago

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I am a pirate, and I disargree.

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[–]furiouspanda1 11 points12 points ago

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I see what you did tharrr.

[–]Garrrr_Pirate 4 points5 points ago

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Keep on brother.

[–]Onemanorgy 4 points5 points ago

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Brotharrr

[–]Quinny86 4 points5 points ago

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I believe the traditional phrasing is "look at the arse on that!".

[–]FamilyToad 4 points5 points ago

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Say it like you have an English accent. Sounds a little better.

[–]ICantSeeIt 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, the yanks put too much 'r' into it.

[–]TheDroopy 9 points10 points ago

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TIL Europeans can be as closed-minded to American differences as we are to theirs.

[–]FishCake9T4 15 points16 points ago

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You have only just realized this? You must be new to the internet.

[–]TheDroopy 4 points5 points ago

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I'm used to us complaining about extra u's and the difference between chips and crisps

[–]nuxenolith 1 point2 points ago*

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What are cookies? I always forget.

EDIT: Biscuits, that's right. I heard somewhere that chocolate-chip cookies are still cookies. True?

[–]z999 3 points4 points ago

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Yummy.

[–]TheDroopy 1 point2 points ago

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"Digestive biscuits" or "biscuits"

[–]mellett68 1 point2 points ago

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That's silly.

[–]virgin_mojito 0 points1 point ago

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"Digestives" are just a brand of biscuits, like "Oreos" are just a brand of cookies.

[–]dave01945 1 point2 points ago

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In the UK they are a type of biscuit. I believe in the US they are not allowed to be called digestive (except as a brand) as they don't aid digestion

[–]zogworth 1 point2 points ago

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Cookies are soft when fresh and go hard and brittle.

Biscuits and hard when fresh and go soft and squishy.

[–]JustHereToFFFFFFFUUU -1 points0 points ago

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There's no apostrophe in "us" you foreign weirdo.

[–]creepig 0 points1 point ago

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Should really mark dat arse with a NSFW.

[–]StewieBanana 2 points3 points ago

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I thought there was going to be a movie starring some guy named Blowy as "Fuck Man."

[–]trampus1 2 points3 points ago

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I read it as "Blown as fuck, man".

[–]AREYOUSauRuS 1 point2 points ago

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well that works, cause i saw it as a hand pinching a joint.

[–]Kensin 0 points1 point ago

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Now that's the kind of hero this city needs!

[–]GinsuGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Freudian interpretation.

[–]pretzelzetzel 92 points93 points ago

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Whoever photoshopped this could have done something to make it look, like, slightly genuine, at least.

[–]Benj5L 21 points22 points ago

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It is a laughably bad photoshop attempt.

[–]Atersed 5 points6 points ago

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Photoshopped as fuck man.

[–]Shitragecomics 0 points1 point ago

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Also his first day.

[–]banzai33 1 point2 points ago

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The best bit is the very decidedly un-Scottish use of the word "man".

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 56 points57 points ago

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[–]rosssiuk 19 points20 points ago

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Oh mah god!

[–]zdah 4 points5 points ago

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Oh ya pig!

[–]ICantSeeIt -1 points0 points ago

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Ah, Piggly...

[–]Pwntheon 7 points8 points ago

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[–]JonesBee 6 points7 points ago

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I haven't laughed at anything this much in a while, thanks. I love scottish accent, Frankie Boyle and Burnistoun, wooooo!

[–]Gingermadman 2 points3 points ago

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We have different accents here in Scotland, that by far was a drawl of yer casual jakey dauber.

[–]Duchess_Archer 1 point2 points ago

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Frankie Boyle is a dick head. I get embarrassed being Scottish when he's on TV.

[–]JonesBee 4 points5 points ago

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That's kind of the point.

[–]Mayor_Goldie_Wilson 1 point2 points ago

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Used to like him. Before, he was hilarious and sometimes happened to be offensive. Now he's just trying to cause offence, and might happen to be funny at the same time.

[–]Ardal 0 points1 point ago

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Hipster ;)

[–]Mayor_Goldie_Wilson 0 points1 point ago

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hahaha! Yeah, too mainstream for me. Audience is just WAY too large for me to like him

[–]JonesBee 0 points1 point ago

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I'm Finnish so my image of him is based on two dvds I have of him, haven't seen him in media. He repeats himself quite a lot though, not even joking, just insulting people. Jimmy Carr on the other hand has the perfect balance of wit, black humor and just a touch of dickhead, although he's not Scottish.

[–]Duchess_Archer 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly, he used to be funny sometimes. But I just think he stands on stage and just insults everything in the worst possible way, he goes for shock humour but it just comes across terribly.

[–]racergr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]weeweasel 0 points1 point ago

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Every time I hear this just reminds me of Gary Tank Commander.

[–]Captain_Biscuit 0 points1 point ago

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Thanks for bringing this into my life.

TIL Scots miss out the 'o' in 'trampoline'

[–]espre55o 90 points91 points ago

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[–]stillalone 30 points31 points ago

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That sign has never been wrong.

[–]nuinbot -4 points-3 points ago

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With the "Haha!" it makes it sound like Nelson from the Simpsons. I would have written it "Muhaha!" More diabolical.

[–]efitz11 0 points1 point ago

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[–]ThereAreNoGurus 29 points30 points ago

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[–]Atersed 13 points14 points ago

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Can't be shopped, no one with Photoshop would still have Comic Sans installed.

[–]Quintuss[S] 50 points51 points ago

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I love Scotland :)

[–]retrominge 131 points132 points ago

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It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference!

[–]Jonax 14 points15 points ago

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It's been a while since I've seen a Trainspotting reference. :) Upvoted.

[–]retrominge 36 points37 points ago

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An upvote? Phew! I haven't felt that good since Archie Gemmill scored against Holland in 1978!

[–]pwnguin909 -4 points-3 points ago

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What did you expect would happen from quoting an awesome film? :]

[–]retrominge 15 points16 points ago

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Well, for all the good they've done me, I might as well have stuck them up my arse!

[–]pwnguin909 4 points5 points ago

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Fucking say something, Mark. FUCKING SAY SOMETHING. ...I'm cooking up.

Favorite scene in that movie.

[–]Quintuss[S] 6 points7 points ago

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Aye - My pleasure is other people's leisure.

[–]retrominge 5 points6 points ago

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Spud's face in this scene is so fucking good.

[–]lululaplap 0 points1 point ago

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Reading this right now, great movie

[–]retrominge 5 points6 points ago

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You're reading the book? If you can get past the fact it's written phonetically, it's brilliant. Better than the movie.

[–]lululaplap 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, aha, when you first pick it up its hard to get used to reading the dialect rather than hearing it, but once you get used to it it is *phenomenal *

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[–]Xylotol 3 points4 points ago

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It's set near Edinburgh but I'll give you an upvote for trying!

[–]retrominge 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah. Did you hear that the prequel was just/is about to be released? Might see if I can pick it up.

[–]lululaplap 0 points1 point ago

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Cool, that will maybe be my next read

[–]ZeekySantos -4 points-3 points ago

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Where's your sense of pride man? You fucking Scots managed to ruin Scotland after all!

[–]retrominge 25 points26 points ago

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Hahahaha. It's a fucking quote man.

[–]ZeekySantos 8 points9 points ago

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Mine was a bit of an allusion (but not a direct quote) to something Groundskeeper Willie says. "Bloody Scots, they ruined Scotland!"

[–]Gusfoo 27 points28 points ago

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Or Douglas Adams "Since the dawn of time, the Scots have been locked in mortal combat with their age-old enemy - other Scots"

[–]retrominge 1 point2 points ago

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Ah ok ;)

[–]DubiumGuy 0 points1 point ago

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[–]H145 -2 points-1 points ago

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I thought this was the Foyle bridge, Londonderry, Northern Ireland. Do you have a source? Just out of interest.

[–]DubiumGuy 2 points3 points ago

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Its the Forth.

http://g.co/maps/h9p8w

[–]NumerousUsernames 13 points14 points ago

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That can't be real.

[–]iamstephen 21 points22 points ago

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It's not.

[–]mydadsarse 3 points4 points ago

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This isn't real, I drive over the bridge several times a week, those signs are pre-programmed so they can't be changed.

[–]joephus420 6 points7 points ago

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those signs are pre-programmed so they can't be changed.

This is not true.

[–]mydadsarse 0 points1 point ago

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I thought they were pre programmed LED signs?

[–]joephus420 3 points4 points ago

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They are programmed Led signs, but you can still change them. The security on those things are terrible. Even the ones that are password protect are simple to break into.

[–]paddleyay 0 points1 point ago

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These aren't temporary signs on the side of the road, they're permanent installations that feed back to the traffic operations centres, but good luck with that.

[–]bacon_cake 0 points1 point ago

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Used to be.

[–]Gingermadman 3 points4 points ago

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They still are, I mean, they used to be too.

[–]LovinItsWhatIGot 12 points13 points ago

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I question the "truthiness" of this post

[–]greyscales 22 points23 points ago

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Uhmm, fake?!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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No way, he clearly said it was his last day so he totally got away with the last of his bridge operator shenanigans....until next season.

[–]greyscales 2 points3 points ago

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Also: extremely obvious photoshop.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Shenanigans.

[–]ICantSeeIt 0 points1 point ago

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You can clearly see how tilted the stupid lettering is relative to the sign.

0/10

[–]robertpeacock22 2 points3 points ago

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Ahaha, I just crossed the rail bridge. Wish I'd travelled by car :D

[–]down_vote_magnet 2 points3 points ago

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Was expecting a Scottish guy getting a BJ on a bridge.

[–]Militant_Penguin 4 points5 points ago

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My people are classy as fuck.

[–]falousco 7 points8 points ago

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This shit is reposted so much..

[–]MrJay235 15 points16 points ago

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And it's a shitty shop, which makes it even funnier! Come on man, where is your sense of funny?

[–]iamthekiller 1 point2 points ago

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Poorly photoshopped.

[–]Chundlebug 1 point2 points ago

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Given the shitty job your signs do at kerning, I'm glad it's your last day.

[–]everythingsgonegreen 1 point2 points ago

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does anyone seriously think that's real?

[–]NwsAt11 1 point2 points ago

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From the title I was under the impression that this was a picture of a man receiving oral sex on some bridge in Scotland.

[–]theheartofgold 1 point2 points ago

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I'm going to start using "blowy" instead of "windy." Its just so much better.

[–]ill_tonkso 1 point2 points ago

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This is so photoshopped it hurts.

[–]whitmell 4 points5 points ago

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what does "blowy as fuck" mean?

[–]unfold 27 points28 points ago

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it's really windy

source: I'm Scottish

[–]whitmell 15 points16 points ago

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derr I'm a moron

[–]yoshortyb 2 points3 points ago

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Did anyone else think that the flag thing was a hand holding a rolled up dollar bill and "blowy" was a reference to cocaine?

[–]sonce 6 points7 points ago

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No ;)

[–]ssshield 0 points1 point ago

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As a kitesurfer, I approve of this sign.

[–]UndeadBuggalo 0 points1 point ago

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I'm just impressed you can write that much on a sign

[–]ell595 0 points1 point ago

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I read it with Billy Connolly's voice in my head. Including the way he giggles as he tries to tell a joke.

[–]Lindz615 0 points1 point ago

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LMAO. Made my day.

[–]Vexamas 0 points1 point ago

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Ballsy as fuck, man.

Also his last day.

[–]doctorofphysick 0 points1 point ago

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Man I really hope this one's real.

[–]Stiltburga 0 points1 point ago

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generators get upvotes.

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[–]pampleycat 1 point2 points ago

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Blowy = windy Blowie = cock-gobbling

[–]huxrules 0 points1 point ago

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"Blowy" is used as slang for oral sex. I've never heard it used to describe meteorological conditions.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Kept looking at the flag trying to figure out why it looked like the man was lying horizontal and the line of blow was coming up to him.

I am not a clever man.

[–]immanence 0 points1 point ago

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Ahhh Bawbag...

[–]nmd0119 0 points1 point ago

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jeez, what is this, repost day?

[–]du4893 0 points1 point ago

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when i first read this i thought there were a bunch of people on this bridge getting blown haha

[–]Blurr11 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Melangsta 0 points1 point ago

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I wish my last day fuckup gets posted on reddit..

[–]fiftyacorns 0 points1 point ago

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At least there's no hose pipe ban up here

[–]Kunkletown 0 points1 point ago

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What does it mean!?

[–]phoncible 0 points1 point ago

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The kerning on there is atrocious

[–]aruss88 0 points1 point ago

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Who needs photoshop when you have paint?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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sounds like that guy was totally blown away by the wind. also, if it wasn't really his last day, it sure is now.

[–]ScotlandFTW 0 points1 point ago

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Upvote for Scotland

[–]Anve94 -4 points-3 points ago

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This is a repost. Instant downvote.

[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 4 points5 points ago

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So? It was still entertaining. Are you implying that because something was posted at least once in the past, then everyone must have seen it?

[–]daman345 0 points1 point ago

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And that you'd NEVER want to see ANYTHING more than once

[–]Glasweg1an 0 points1 point ago

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Ask and thou shall receive.

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 -1 points0 points ago

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ALSO MY LAST DAY

Well it is now!

[–]Beanz94 -3 points-2 points ago

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[–]heracleides -1 points0 points ago

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Blowy as cunt would have been better but this will do.

[–]nobodytoldme -1 points0 points ago

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I was expecting something NSFW

[–]SSJwiggy -1 points0 points ago

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Who uses the word "blowy"?