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[–]Dr_fish 27 points28 points ago

That's awful! Watermelon tastes terrible after baby.

[–]ClownsInJumpsuits[S] 1 point2 points ago

I know, right?! that's why i posted it to this subreddit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Totally relevant username.

[–]atcaskstrength 28 points29 points ago

Is it weird that my first thought was 'He ate it raw?'

[–]allineedis42 5 points6 points ago

Same here. I also wondered why he ate the brain, eyes, and the other undesirable bits.

[–]nodefect 7 points8 points ago

brain

You obviously have never tasted fried lamb brains. It's delicious.

[–]Ilikezragecomics 3 points4 points ago

Eating human brain gives you a syndrome whose name i am too lazy to google now.

[–]Saifire18 2 points3 points ago

it's very similar to mad cow I believe

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Sizzling pig brains are quite delectable as well

[–]outofband 0 points1 point ago

This was very likely not fried. gross

[–]valeriob 14 points15 points ago

There's still plenty of meat on that bone. Now you take this home, throw it in a pot, add some broth, a potato.

Baby, you've got a stew going.

[–]makes_911_jokes 6 points7 points ago

You've got a baby stew going

FTFY

[–]faultydesign 1 point2 points ago

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew

[–]Captainpatch 3 points4 points ago

Fake. Atheists don't eat watermelon.

[–]haddock420 10 points11 points ago

This would be perfect for /r/funny. /r/wtf, not so much.

[–]yangx 18 points19 points ago

Perhaps even /r/atheism

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

This sparked a slew of dead baby jokes where I work.

[–]FatalB 1 point2 points ago

Why is this not in r/atheism since it's all about baby eating!

[–]Victawr 1 point2 points ago

Oh man is SRS ever gonna have fun with this one.

[–]superwinner 1 point2 points ago

As an atheist I can confirm, if you slow roast those buggers the meat just falls right off the bone. Deelish!

[–]OneofthemBrians 1 point2 points ago

Wow that guy is hungry.

[–]themassrabist 1 point2 points ago

average_atheist.jpg

[–]physguy420 1 point2 points ago

Fucking atheists.

[–]Vuokaleivos 0 points1 point ago

Humor just the way i like it.

[–]steviebackagain 0 points1 point ago

Must remember !

[–]Kratos232 0 points1 point ago

is it weird first time i viewed this I thought he ate like lipstick ._.

[–]MoronBro 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else start thinking of Aladin, with the ants?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's sick! I hate watermelon...

[–]jrhoffa 0 points1 point ago

*watermelllon

[–]mattsalegend 0 points1 point ago

lucky you remembered!

[–]donttelltheboss 0 points1 point ago

Sauce?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Watermelon is spelled wrong.

[–]gnosticlava 0 points1 point ago

funny

[–]Oniwabanshu 0 points1 point ago

As an atheist that is actually my diet.

[–]Dr_Cthulhu 0 points1 point ago

He must have been one of those atheists. They eat babies you know…

[–]Dirge37 0 points1 point ago

I am amuse

[–]Munkir 0 points1 point ago

Man I love watermelon

[–]SpartaWillBurn 0 points1 point ago

Did anyone else expect anything different at the end?

[–]SeisGurl9 0 points1 point ago

Took me about 30 seconds.

[–]caitlinnormal 0 points1 point ago

thats what I take on a picnic with my baby. half a watermelon and a bottle of wine

[–]Asterix1806 -1 points0 points ago

x-post to /r/atheism? Please...

[–]lmhomenow -1 points0 points ago

This is seriously like the 20th time I've seen this comic here.

[–]herbqueens -1 points0 points ago

The humor and art style is similar to Cyanide and Happiness

[–]FappingFury -1 points0 points ago

How is this WTF how do you any of you find this funny and for christs sake buy a tablet or something jesus