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[–]GoingToOhio 228 points229 points ago

see NSFW. expecting boobs, get a rhino with a giant gash in his face where his horn was cut out. that's the opposite of boobs.

[–]babypandaa 153 points154 points ago

TIL what the opposite of boobs is.

[–]Propolandante 74 points75 points ago

"sqooq"

[–]FOOGEE 72 points73 points ago

How did you get that upside-down b?

[–]Propolandante 55 points56 points ago

Type "p" while looking in a mirror

[–]chaitan94 21 points22 points ago

Also works with "d" and a horizontal mirror.

[–]BunsTown 11 points12 points ago

Only if you turn the middle side top-wise, top-wise!

[–]FractalGlitch 10 points11 points ago

First method: q second method: q

Good news everyone! I can confirm both method works!

[–]Nepycros 3 points4 points ago

Thank you, Farnsworth.

[–]motetherboating 7 points8 points ago

Posted from Australia, clearly.

[–]katatayyy 3 points4 points ago

I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS.

[–]lusty 2 points3 points ago

;)

[–]adrixshadow 1 point2 points ago

Q _ Q

[–]AGENTshields -2 points-1 points ago

Use q

[–]helgihermadur 1 point2 points ago

Aaaaand the Joke Killer Awards go to...

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[–]LeStupid 11 points12 points ago

[–]elsestar 4 points5 points ago

I believe he's referring to this

[–]parliament32 0 points1 point ago

You just had to link me to bash again, didn't you...

sigh there goes the next two hours

[–]Shit_Fucking_Happens 1 point2 points ago

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Propolandante 1 point2 points ago

"``sqooq``"

[–]Sqpon 2 points3 points ago

That was the saddest fucking thing I've seen.

[–]screamingherberbaby 0 points1 point ago

I was seriously depressed after that, went to bed almost crying and spent the next two days with the picture in my head.

[–]SissyNat 47 points48 points ago

I really wish they'd put in an NSFL tag. It would really, really make a huge difference. ಥ_ಥ

[–]markerz 12 points13 points ago

I really wish people would tag it in their titles.

[–]charlie145 97 points98 points ago

The real question is; why is this post flagged NSFW? Does it automatically add it if NSFW is in the title?

[–]Freesoundjo[S] 64 points65 points ago

I guess so

[–]rainicorn_dash 21 points22 points ago

you learn something new every day.

[–]TheLonelyStranger 8 points9 points ago

Rainbow Dash is best Dash!

[–]TheLonelyStranger 11 points12 points ago*

[–]rainicorn_dash 4 points5 points ago

[–]AdamTheChao 5 points6 points ago

No! You shall not stop- Wait.. Sorry, I mean, Umm

[–]markerz 0 points1 point ago

its an easy way to tag your own post as nsfw.

[–][deleted] 59 points60 points ago

NSFW should be divided up into two tags: NSFL and Tits.

[–]ani625 16 points17 points ago

This idea is just tits.

[–]Mokeez 8 points9 points ago

Can you clarify what NSFW and NSFL are? Haven't been a redditor for too long.. Thanks!

[–][deleted] 28 points29 points ago

NSFW is not safe for work. It's anything you wouldn't want to your boss or coworkers to see on your computer.

NSFL is not safe for life. It's stuff that you don't want to see, because it is disgusting, traumatizing and horrible.

[–]Misspells_Definitely 18 points19 points ago

Which means that you MUST click it out of the most morbid sense of curiosity.

[–]censored_username 2 points3 points ago

1 have fun.

2 too.

3 also.

4 finally.

If you are offended by what you just saw

NSFW/NSFL

Let's see if curiosity wins.

[–]AznTiger 7 points8 points ago

I ONLY CLICKED THE LAST LINK AND WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? I COULDN'T EVEN DO IT. I COULDN'T EVEN MAKE IT TO THE END. I AM ACTUALLY YELLING THIS IN MY MIND NOW.

[–]unexceptional 6 points7 points ago

I'm grateful for people like you. You validate my decision not to click.

[–]dickcheney777 0 points1 point ago

Just do it!

[–]unexceptional 1 point2 points ago

I don't trust Dick Cheney...

[–]el_chorizo 3 points4 points ago

I clicked too, and when things were getting ugly, I just started rolling down as a learnt unconcious way to get them out of the screen, leading me to even worse shit, which made my finger roll faster, until I pushed the red button in my head that changes my body to manual control, and closed the tab. I didn´t get to the end, but I saw things I didn´t want to see.

[–]dickcheney777 1 point2 points ago

You must be quite new to the Internet...

[–]AznTiger 0 points1 point ago

[–]dickcheney777 0 points1 point ago

Its still time to call your ISP and cancel your subscription if you still feel emotions.

[–]AznTiger 0 points1 point ago

Stop being such a dick.

[–]censored_username 1 point2 points ago

Here, a little comic to help you relax after seeing that. It is NSFW probably. Not NSFL though since it is a comic..

[–]AznTiger 1 point2 points ago

Oh come on, I've seen that hundreds of times. Gotta give me more credit than that.

[–]censored_username 1 point2 points ago

Damn. searches archive

[–]goaless 1 point2 points ago

am i a bad person if my expression didn't change the whole time

[–]CylonGlitch 0 points1 point ago

That should be labeled, NSFA (not safe for ANYTHING!)

[–]Butters33 -1 points0 points ago

I didn't even make it half way...that hurt my eyes.

[–]Yugios 0 points1 point ago

And then immediately regret every decision leading you to that click.

[–]KallistiEngel 5 points6 points ago

NSFL is not safe for life. It's stuff that you don't want to see, because it is disgusting, traumatizing and horrible.

And spiders apparently. It seems like a lot of redditors are terrified of spiders.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

NSFL actually stands for Not Safe For Lunch.

Meaning gore, or other appetite ruining things.

[–]blackone 0 points1 point ago

Or just clarify what it's NSFW for. I upvote everyone who adds something like "NSFW language" or "NSFW nudity" to their title.

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

What about butts?

[–]TwoHands -2 points-1 points ago

Everybody poops, yet not everybody has tits; ergo Butts are SFW.

[–]tosss 5 points6 points ago

I'm not sure how to tell you this, but everyone has tits.

[–]teknik909 2 points3 points ago

...and I've seen poops that are NSFL

[–]nivarius 0 points1 point ago

Why does that make butts sfw? I think your logic is flawed :l

[–]Lawsuitup 0 points1 point ago

No, because you wouldn't want to be "the guy who stares at butts on his computer" at work. Therefore, NSFW.

[–]Darno 2 points3 points ago

God I thought something bad was going to happen to that baby.

Phew.

[–]slib 2 points3 points ago

[–]heracleides 1 point2 points ago

Officially the stupidest post online. You win the prize

[–]mrbeartime 5 points6 points ago

Yeah... I want something done about it too! Sometimes I'm really not up for sudden graphic depictions of mutilation and death when I'm expecting cute boobies.

[–]angrycommie 5 points6 points ago

...How does NSFW turn into NSFL? Decapitation at climax?

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[–]Ceres96 1 point2 points ago

Normally, this is the face i make when that happens.

[–]sydneygamer 1 point2 points ago

Expected boobs, got an arm that was probably mauled by a german shepherd.

[–]Paolo99 0 points1 point ago

I think i laughed a little to hard

[–]paintitblue 0 points1 point ago

A primary reason why I never click on NSFW links from r/wtf.

[–]Kadoc 0 points1 point ago

Worlds most overused gif

[–]Costandza 0 points1 point ago

sqooq

[–]SonVolt 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else glad that this wasn't NSFL? When I saw the baby I got worried...

[–]Tysuki 0 points1 point ago

NSFL?

[–]Layserboy1 0 points1 point ago

I love how he's going for a chin stroke as if to be classy then just flips out before he has a chance.

[–]nsfwvsnsfl 0 points1 point ago

I am doing my best damnit!!!

[–]Santa1936 0 points1 point ago

Not to sound like an idiot, but what do the terms like NSFW, NSFL, TIL etc. mean?

[–]pwnguin909 0 points1 point ago

Not safe for work, not safe for life, today I learned, et cetera.

[–]primordial_soup 0 points1 point ago

I'm commenting so that I can find this later when I get home.

[–]Hadoukenator 0 points1 point ago

fuck, can someone please tell me what NSFW and NSFL means?

[–]LordCopenhagen 19 points20 points ago

No solid fecal waste/Nice solid fecal lake. It's in reference to a meme about public bathrooms or something along those lines.

[–]wrath505 10 points11 points ago

Not safe for work/life

[–]Shoecrown 9 points10 points ago

Generally NSFW means it is something you wouldn't want your boss to catch you looking at (like boobs), but not particularly nasty.

NSFL means it's probably going to be nasty (either gore or something similarly gross).

[–]BunsTown 1 point2 points ago

So do you think the goatse would be considered NSFW or NSFL? What do you think? NSFWL?: http://i.imgur.com/pqE5G.jpg

[–]dickcheney777 0 points1 point ago

Slightly NSFW.

[–]aem2003 0 points1 point ago

I hate this baby.

[–]VervetDrunkey 1 point2 points ago

I am so very very sick of seeing this damn kid.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Whenever I see people complain about a post being not tagged NSFL, it's usually an /r/WTF post titled "man eviscerated by meat grinder" or something, as if there'd be anything BUT NSFL material in the following pics.

[–]xaic -1 points0 points ago

I love this gif soooo much!

[–]ZedZeeZee[!] -1 points0 points ago

The people who are so adamantly against the institution of a NSFL tag remind of the people who were so adamant about protecting those preteen girl borderline CP subreddits.

[–]CLAMATO_IN_MY_ANUS -1 points0 points ago

How many times will this .gif be recycled?

[–]swirk -2 points-1 points ago

Someone should post me an example of a NSFW post that turned out to be NSFL. I'm not sure if I have run into any.

[–]ImBearded 8 points9 points ago

You're a brave man to actually ASK for this.

[–]Pliskin01 5 points6 points ago

I take it you don't subscribe to /r/WTF

[–]swirk -1 points0 points ago

I don't frequent it, no.

[–]Pliskin01 2 points3 points ago

Since they don't have a NSFL tag, people use NSFW and NSFL interchangeably. Your chances of stumbling across surprise gore and death is high. Some posts, you can use common sense with ("Saw this in the emergency room", "Guy shoots self in stomach"), etc. But there are others where you have no idea what to expect. They had a few days where I clicked on at least 4 posts of death gifs labelled "NSFW" before I finally unsubscribed. Here's an example of surprise death (NSFL).

[–]Derp_herp_derp 2 points3 points ago

Search /r/spacedicks. It's all pretty much NSFL

[–]swirk 0 points1 point ago

My favorite.

[–]jimtwo -3 points-2 points ago

I don't think I've ever seen a situation where it wasn't obvious based on thread title that a NSFW post was actually NSFL.

[–]ZedZeeZee[!] 3 points4 points ago

There was one a few days ago that was of an Indian man accidently electrocuting himself that was simply titled "Holy Shit". I think that was the one that restarted the whole debate about having a seperate NSFL tag. You had no way of knowing what it was going to be just by looking at the title.

[–]dickcheney777 1 point2 points ago

You actually think that this is NSFL? lol

[–]swirk -2 points-1 points ago

Hence my question. I haven't either.

[–]Shr00mBaloon -2 points-1 points ago

This just made my day :)

[–]brenan6 -2 points-1 points ago

This gif is posted every other day. KNOCK IT OFF PEOPLE.

[–]Fredster1R 1 point2 points ago

You tell people it's a repost and they downvote you?!?how odd that karma whore get so much protecting from other redditors that they will bash on others that are sick and tried of fucking repost

[–]Teruterus -1 points0 points ago

Head on over to r/popping for your fill of NSFL.

[–]kimb00 1 point2 points ago

That's more of "NSFWE" then NSFL (Not Safe While Eating). NSFL is where something gruesome and violent happens... Definitely not the same. Gross =/= scarring and soul destroying.

[–]ClearlyNotFake 0 points1 point ago

Explain?

[–]FractalGlitch 2 points3 points ago

People popping cysts and pimples. Oddly satisfying.

[–]explainsnsfw -1 points0 points ago

Not NSFW or NSFL. A gif of a baby playing and smiling when his expression suddenly changes to one of horror.

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[–]intarwebzWINNAR 1 point2 points ago

Odd, I don't feel guilty at all downvoting you.

[–]D_Knight8 -5 points-4 points ago

Fuck...need a diaper change

[–]Iridescent_Arnold -1 points0 points ago

Mfw my wife has a baby