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[–]themoonrulz 73 points74 points ago

horses are terrible people

[–]AliceRed 15 points16 points ago

You guys are my best friends right now.

[–]heeen 11 points12 points ago

neigh!

[–]gnur 6 points7 points ago

People are terrible horses too!

[–]HeadbangsToMahler -5 points-4 points ago

1 in ma cahr widda key.

[–]NotAPro 16 points17 points ago

If you look at it the right way, that horse has one hell of a shit-eating grin.

[–]ForeverJimRome 10 points11 points ago

Horse eating grin?

[–]pterid 11 points12 points ago

Anyone for cupcakes?

[–]0takuSharkGuy 1 point2 points ago

Oh God

[–]pterid 0 points1 point ago

Stay still...

[–]psilokan 5 points6 points ago

There's a place near here that sells horsemeat. Every now and then I'll go there for lunch and buy a horse meat sandwhich and when the server brings it to my table I say "Thanks... I'm so hungr I could eat a horse." She always gives me that fake laugh you give people when they say something that's not really funny -- but I chuckle to myself all afternoon.

[–]fawker 5 points6 points ago

I don't get it.

[–]Achrist466 1 point2 points ago

Me neither. Could someone explain?

[–]rumpelstiltskin1 12 points13 points ago

Your jokes are good and you should feel good

[–]Lefthandedsock 9 points10 points ago

I didn't even crack a smile.

[–]triggermouth 7 points8 points ago

you really shouldn't have.

[–]meatwad75892 2 points3 points ago

What do gay horses eat?

Haaaaaaaaay!

[–]franick1987 10 points11 points ago

[–]Paralyzing 5 points6 points ago

[–]NapalmLubricant[S] 8 points9 points ago

I'm honored.

[–]Arlaine 0 points1 point ago

i laughed so hard it hurt

[–]freedtroll 1 point2 points ago

Every fights a food fight when you're a cannibal.

[–]RARITYCATCHME 3 points4 points ago

[–]homestargunner 2 points3 points ago

CTRL+UPSCROLL!

[–]ThePengu 1 point2 points ago

I agree. Sometimes I get really hungry and fancy a Norse too.

[–]jevans102 1 point2 points ago

I don't think he's giving you back those keys until you switch to Geicko.

[–]helicalhell 1 point2 points ago

I'm not horsing around but Sarah does look tasty sometimes.

[–]Sepiida_sepiina 1 point2 points ago

You can tell he is evil because of his shifty eyes.

[–]paperducky 1 point2 points ago

This would prosper greatly on r/trees.

[–]psilokan 1 point2 points ago

No sir, I don't like it.

[–]Nivlac024 3 points4 points ago

lesbian horses are just REALLY hungry

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I laughed the right amount.

[–]Mother_Fraker 2 points3 points ago

It's 2 a.m. where I am. I did one of those "trying not to laugh but failing hard at it" things where you stifle s chuckle, snort a bit, do a manor of awful noises, and end up burst out laughing. I think it's time to go to sleep. Did I mention I live in a house with four other people?

[–]rr_at_reddit 2 points3 points ago

I don't think anyone would enjoy that. Not even the horses.

Maybe interesting if you think of women maybe... but then the horses come to mind...

Fuck, how am I ever be able again to fap?

[–]punthenonbeliever 1 point2 points ago

Bucking disturbing.

[–]vieires -1 points0 points ago

Fuck I laughed.

[–]downvotethisnow 4 points5 points ago

I know it's those shifty eyes.

[–]YourColon 0 points1 point ago

its funny because 1. The horse is referring to the act of cannibalism in a light-hearted way. 2. It is a common saying by human beings. 3. Horses don't have the ability to speak and so this makes it hilarious.

[–]sithmaster0 0 points1 point ago

Would you say you laughed so hard that your voice became a little horse?

[–]jzdinak 0 points1 point ago

caption nailed it

[–]Hidesratheism 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Ed, you immoral bastard.

[–]TheDude- 0 points1 point ago

You fuckin cannibal horses.

[–]jjjeahh 0 points1 point ago

[–]Shippoyasha 0 points1 point ago

To be fair, this is an absolutely gigantic image to upload during the early Netscape days.

[–]luvs2spooge92 -1 points0 points ago

it's because i'm high

[–]vinsite -2 points-1 points ago

Zero laughs given. Sorry it sucked

[–]NoojNoj -2 points-1 points ago

Canibalism isn't THAT bad. Just think of this way: What happens in the wasteland stays in the wasteland.