When I masturbate for the first time after a week long family vacation. (SFW)

Glutimous · 4 months

I prefer this gif.

TOMFO0LERY · 4 months

Psh, family vacations are just playing masturbation on hard mode.

skinker · 4 months

What? You actually go the whole week without masturbating?

Androne · 4 months

You guys aren't taking enough risks in your life.

pomegranati · 4 months

try 3 weeks. I went on a 3 week road trip with my family. Even the though of sex brought me close to an orgasm.

CaptAwesomepants · 4 months

Did you not shower or accidentally look at your sister one night oh come on we've all done it once on family vacations why is everyone looking at me like that?

maxd · 4 months

Aziz Ansari had something to say about this.

(And I'd like to add that I just spent the last 30 minutes making this damn GIF, it's my first ever, and I hope someone likes it!)

nippletang · 4 months

HERE CUMS THE PAIN

ah18255 · 4 months

judging by the responses to this post, there are two types of people in this world: Those who do, and those who do not masturbate on family vacations. It seems that these two types of people have vastly different outlooks on masturbation requirements.

peeonyou · 4 months

Funny.. I warned my gf about that the other day and she said "oh don't worry I can handle it".

I proved her wrong that night.

awhit147 · 4 months

That's what the shower is for.

XpertSlayeR · 4 months

Yeah that's pretty accurate.

FrightJunkie · 4 months

If fireworks came out of my dick after a week of not masturbating, I would masturbate a lot less. Unless of course it hurt like hell. In which I would probably masturbate more to prevent my dick from expelling painful flames.

juspeter · 4 months

My iPad is the perfect porn machine.

TheMetalMilitia · 4 months

After two months of bootcamp

red_280 · 4 months

Or, when you're all sleeping in the same hotel room and you're forced to surreptitiously make your way to the bathroom in the middle of the night due to a nocturnal emission.

ZackVee · 4 months

Cleaning up the mess

Siege17 · 4 months

The second time I've seen this exact title hit near the front page, but the first time it was a .gif of Willy Wonka riding the machine that was spewing white foam everywhere.

If you can spend an entire week without finding any time to masturbate, you're a moron.

GoSTaRnE · 4 months

Is that because your family makes you really really really toey??

Vogey · 4 months

Some times taking a week off makes you feel amazing.

fartandburp · 4 months

Is it bad that I'm a girl and feel the same way?

Ikarus3426 · 4 months

Why is your family with you when you're using the bathroom? That's not right man. Families don't do that. You should probably call somebody.

skillgannon5 · 4 months

i remember when i was 15 after a 2 week vacation i think i hit the roof.

SayNoToCirclejerks · 4 months

Which is why I take my iPhone + headphones everywhere I go, even out of the country.

dfgioxfjnbopyro · 4 months

Was expecting the Randy pic. no pun intended

dangeraardvark · 4 months

What they don't have showers where you vacation?

Cemitese · 4 months

How come wrestling reaction GIFs are always the funniest

hannars27 · 4 months

How I feel after my period.

SolidCactus27 · 4 months

"Here Comes the Pain"... Well, hopefully not...

lukeisopinionated · 4 months

Another one http://i.imgur.com/vBDaF.gif

fenrisulfur · 4 months

When I go on a family vacation I fuck my wife after kids go to sleep.

Vacation sex is especially fun since it adds spice.

Something to think about, while your testicles are exploding your father is probably boinking your mother.

tokidokey · 4 months

FUS RO DAH

Mirf9 · 4 months

http://mlblogsredstatebluestate.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/randy_marsh_jizz.jpg

KingPaco · 4 months

you could put an eye out with that thing

intel23 · 4 months

this genuinely made me laugh. lmao

ericleeparker · 4 months

you need some more 2nd cousins , ITS LEGAL I THINK

SamBuddz · 4 months

On the plus side brock lesnar has come back to WWE

octodat · 4 months

Young kiddo, dou you remeber the infamous "No-fap-february"? Back then our ancestors died for our freedom of fap, always remember. What you have experienced is just a joke in comparison to the hell they had to live through ಠ_ಠ

cheesinator · 4 months

When I went to DC, I didn't masturbate for the first three days that I was there. After the third day, I felt like a small tumor had begun to grow in my stomach, and I was beginning to get a boner from looking at chairs, lamp posts, Arabic people, etc. I decided that since I was going to have no privacy in the hotel room, I would just simply masturbate on the tour bus, as it had a bathroom in the back. Needless to say, the back was too bumpy, so I moved up to the middle row, (As everyone was clustered toward the front). I was almost at my O point, when I noticed that the bus had been stopped for about a minute, and most of the people had filtered off. I quickly zipped my pants up, and ran off of the bus into the hotel room.

Later that night, I was sleeping in my family's conjoined hotel room, and felt the urge to purge. I assumed the position on the floor, claiming that the bed was 'too hot'. I finished right then and there, when I noticed my older bro had been watching the whole time for shits and giggles.

TLDR, I masturbated on a moving tour bus, and finished in the hotel room

4427910004015126 · 4 months

dude...you can't go a whole week, if I could shlick while in the backseat of a van during our family's 2 week cross-country trip, you can fap at one point or another during your trip. maybe next time? Cheers!

StickR · 4 months

I have to withhold my man juice for 50 days. 50. Fucking. Days. I think I may very well die.

OleDaneBoy · 4 months

Such POWER

Dontfeedthehookers · 4 months

I remember coming out of boot camp after only rubbing one out once. I was 17 and my folks picked me up. I went into the first private shower (with my folks in the next room) I'd seen in 8 weeks. That organism and the amount of effluent and the distance it shot still sticks in my mind 30 years later as one of the top 3 greatest cums I've ever had.

TakeyoMedicine · 4 months

You spooge fire? Should probably get that checked

KryLan46 · 4 months

Why not just rub one out in the shower?

h989 · 4 months

Tell me about it, you ever wonder how hard it is to keep the morning glory undetected while waking up in a hotel room.

Cha0tikz · 4 months

Why don't you just find a quiet spot and do it dry stroke? I can honestly say I don't feel that bad for you. If you wanted to do it, you would have found a way.

dayus9 · 4 months

I came here expecting this - http://i.imgur.com/6YqOa.jpg

funny

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Later that night, I was sleeping in my family's conjoined hotel room, and felt the urge to purge. I assumed the position on the floor, claiming that the bed was 'too hot'. I finished right then and there, when I noticed my older bro had been watching the whole time for shits and giggles.

funny

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Later that night, I was sleeping in my family's conjoined hotel room, and felt the urge to purge. I assumed the position on the floor, claiming that the bed was 'too hot'. I finished right then and there, when I noticed my older bro had been watching the whole time for shits and giggles.

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