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[–]jcondomi 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]cynthiadangus 5 points6 points ago

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Just downvote 'em, ya dingus!

[–]TehSexualNinja 0 points1 point ago

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Why downvote when you can get karma?

[–]diggitydan 0 points1 point ago

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FER YER HEALTH

[–]Forensicunit 4 points5 points ago

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Complains about unoriginal jokes. Links to image of movie from 2008.

[–]MoratoryRex 0 points1 point ago

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Ohh, you beat me to it

[–]demonweb[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Good One.

[–]sachegrande 4 points5 points ago

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Psshh, nice post. I remember when I had my first beer.

[–]WhatThePenis 1 point2 points ago

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Hey Derek, you know what helps for shoulder pain? IF YOU LICK MY BUTTHOLE!

[–]eatthebear 3 points4 points ago

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I said this to a bunch of middle school kids when I worked as a sub after one of them had told an old, lame joke. They didn't laugh.

[–]Tab7240 2 points3 points ago

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At least they didn't make you lick white dog shit...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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we're getting invaded by /r/awww instead.

[–]hessproject 0 points1 point ago

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So, kind of like this right?

[–]diggitydan 1 point2 points ago

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I feel horrible I took this from 666 likes to 667 but I had to.

[–]Skeezin -1 points0 points ago

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Your link describes what we all thought to say to you

[–]McMeanface -1 points0 points ago

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Saw this vert, wanted to watch this movie, realized I left it at a friends house not five minutes away...

Torrenting that bitch was faster.