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[–]Bagshaft 345 points346 points ago

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"The meek shall inherit the earth"

But only if that's ok with the rest of you guys.

[–]shoooowme 59 points60 points ago

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Canada to inherit the earth.... asbestos and minimum sentencing for marijuana possession for everyone yyaaayyyy!!!!

[–]TheHammerBro 33 points34 points ago

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Sorry

[–]Russz 21 points22 points ago

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Sorry.

[–]iliketoeatmudkipz 18 points19 points ago

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Sorry.

[–]mooseman780 48 points49 points ago

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Looks like we've got ourselves a Canadian standoff.

[–]scarecrowsuperman 8 points9 points ago

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I'm sorry.

[–]Kataly5t 3 points4 points ago

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[–]mpace965 2 points3 points ago

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Thanks

[–]raddat 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you

[–]Chainblaze 3 points4 points ago

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Oops... Sorry

[–]fuckyeahribosomes 2 points3 points ago

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no worries.

[–]Titanomachy 0 points1 point ago

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This is one stereotype that is actually pretty true. I noticed the other day that I will apologize to people even if they walk into me.

[–]roflocalypselol 4 points5 points ago

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Did Canada not outlaw asbestos?

[–]Cellophane_Flower 2 points3 points ago

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Not yet

They seem to really love their asbestos.

edit: spelling

[–]00nixon00 0 points1 point ago

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Most places in Canada remove it, the airborne limit here is .5fibers/ml which is practically non existent.

[–]WMDistraction 0 points1 point ago

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From an earlier link discussion I saw on reddit (a week ago, maybe?), most asbestos products aren't that dangerous. It was mostly politics and misinforming the public that got asbestos labelled as a universal carcinogen.

I may be wrong. I'm always open to that possibility.

[–]umdiddly 1 point2 points ago

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well, we don't use it in our own buildings. but we sure as hell will sell it to india by the boatloads.

the fuck else are we supposed to do with all these asbestos mines?!

[–]shoooowme 1 point2 points ago

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they banned its use in Canadian buildings over health/safety concerns, but they're still one of the leading exporters of it to developing nations.

[–]roflocalypselol 1 point2 points ago

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Take that, developing nations.

[–]funke42 4 points5 points ago

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AAAAAH! Who turned out the lights?

[–]Purdy14 5 points6 points ago

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Was this actually a stereotype of Canadians before How I Met Your Mother? Or did it just start becoming one afterwards?

[–]canucksbro 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, afterwards.

But really, does the majority of ANY nation like the pitch black? No.

[–]Titanomachy 0 points1 point ago

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As far as I know it only came aboot with HIMYM.

[–]Tokentaclops 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to keep my dutch drug policies thank you

[–]lifeiswonderful1 1 point2 points ago

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Seriously... sorry for the asbestos. We should shut those mines done. It's hypocritical that we outlaw asbestos in our own country but still export it to other countries like India.

[–]apologetic_canadian 3 points4 points ago

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I'm sorry.

[–]Bagshaft 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, you. lol

[–]simbul 22 points23 points ago

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To the top.

[–]buster2Xk 17 points18 points ago

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I see what you did there.

[–]Tentacolt 5 points6 points ago

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See what where?

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[deleted]

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I don't think God can help you with that. You have a doctor for a reason.

[–]spellign_error 7 points8 points ago

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to itch his butthole?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Prostate exam, bro.

[–]McStrauss 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe it's time the U.S. taught Canada to be more assertive/insertive (we seem to be good at both).

[–]GenericLinkedList 23 points24 points ago

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Maybe we should teach Americans to relax a little every once in a while.

[–]Thjoth 3 points4 points ago

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Cultural exchange for EVERYBODY!

[–]mind-blender 1 point2 points ago

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American here, I'd welcome that.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 6 points7 points ago

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yay louder yay LOUDER yay LOUDER!!! draws breath Yay

[–]Kage_Kaldaka 2 points3 points ago

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  • pets Fluttershy* you so adorable

[–]eightNote 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sorry, but are you coming on to me?

[–]Legalize-It 2 points3 points ago

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Canada has already been drove into the ground by following U.S. models.

[–]Mupingmuan1 2 points3 points ago

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My favorite quote from a book I can't remember "Hey Howard this book says the meek shall inherit the Earth that's pretty cool huh?' 'Yeah Orc because rabbits are meek that's why coyotes don't eat them' 'yeah well you know there are a lot more rabbits then coyotes'"

[–]miragevoice 0 points1 point ago

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woops, there goes my mind

[–]Thilo-Costanza 268 points269 points ago

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Later he apologized for making such a commotion.

[–]Slacker2k 75 points76 points ago*

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I don't know... It was Fox News. They could have been blowing it way out of proportion.

[–]rubes114 19 points20 points ago

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I actually think Stuio B is pretty fair. Shepard Smith actually reports the news

[–]jwhite878 10 points11 points ago

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Wait, you mean a couple idiots don't comprise the entire network? Oh you so silly.

[–]roflocalypselol 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah I've found that their NEWS (as opposed to news magazine, or talk) programs are pretty good.

[–]Tachyx 3 points4 points ago

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It's an outrage that Fox News is not on basic cable.

[–]DisplacedLeprechaun 7 points8 points ago

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...we want more people watching it? Uhhh...

[–]Tachyx 4 points5 points ago

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It's an argument from a Christian friend of mine.

[–]E_Anonymous 2 points3 points ago

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No way! Fox News would never blow anything out of proportion. Where else am I expected to get my truth from? The liberal media? Bah Humbug!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

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In all fairness, I wouldn't trust the liberal media either.

[–]E_Anonymous 2 points3 points ago

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Word

[–]buntH0LE 19 points20 points ago*

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From whence doth this vast well of bravery spring, sir?

[–]Pointy130 0 points1 point ago

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... It's so photoshopped, please don't be serious.

I mean, obviously Fox likes to blow stuff out of proportion, but this picture is shooped.

[–]mayupvoterandomly 38 points39 points ago

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[–]im_eh_Canadian 144 points145 points ago

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this irritates me slightly

[–]ShittyTeam 14 points15 points ago

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Another Canadian, but this only makes me slightly upset

[–]superatheist95 13 points14 points ago

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As an Australian, I'm downright pissed off..

[–]Jicragg 0 points1 point ago

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As a Briton, I'll keep my emotions to myself and put the kettle on.

[–]pandemic1444 0 points1 point ago

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As an American, I'm gonna drink a case if beer and kill some-damn-body!

[–]nostalgic_blast 0 points1 point ago

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Sorry bout that

[–]kent_eh 1 point2 points ago

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Nice of them to notice us, though.

[–][deleted] 75 points76 points ago

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I don't know where you people meet these nice Canadians. Although I only know Scott, and Scott's a dick.

[–]oyveyski 104 points105 points ago

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Canadian here, Scott IS a dick.

(sorry, Scott)

[–]Straw-Man93 5 points6 points ago

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No problem.

I swear Matt and Trey follow me around. Not long after moving to Ottawa for school the episode where Scott gets radiation poisoning in Ottawa came out. Initially it didn't help that my name is Scott, but that sealed the deal for me.

[–]beatonbw 0 points1 point ago

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It sealed the deal when you got radiation poisoning?

I'd hate to have radiation poisoning.

[–]Kataly5t 1 point2 points ago

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Another Canadian here. I know Scott. He swallowed a lamp at a party once. I fucking love Scott, even though he's a total dick.

[–]cingalls 15 points16 points ago

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Scott's a hoser.

[–]PoopyMcfartface 5 points6 points ago*

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I had also only heard that term used on HIMYM, and I'm Canadian. I'm pretty that's not often used anymore, I recently learned it is a pretty old expression. It came about during the depression, as an insult towards poor people who would have to siphon gasoline from other people's cars, with a hose.

edit: After seeing a few people correct me with the same answer, I decided to Google it, and it turns out both are possible. I guess it's one or the other, or both? I have no idea, but here's the website that backs it up.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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I'm Canadian and I only say it for fun. Its the Canadian thing to do. Also I say sorry after.

[–]PoopyMcfartface 0 points1 point ago

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I disagree with it being the Canadian thing to do, but maybe you live in a different part of Canada. I think if you called someone that in all seriousness, in Southern Ontario, people would just laugh. I believe the saying originated in the Midwest somewhere, so that might be more accurate.

[–]curious_void 0 points1 point ago

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If you were a true Canadian, you'd say sorry before AND after.

...sorry, I didn't put "sorry" infront of that statement, and I think it's supposed to be 'in front'... ...sorry.

CANADIANED!!

[–]cingalls 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Canadian too. It was used a lot when I was in junior high, sort of the same way that someone down might say "Scott's a douche".

[–]Kad66 1 point2 points ago

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I heard that it was when back in the day people were playing hockey outside and the loser team would have to put water on the ice for the night with a hose, and the winning team would shout "Hosers, hosers!"

[–]Geno_is_God 2 points3 points ago

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Hey my name is Scott...I'm Canadian....and I'm a dick....

[–]dustybizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry about Scott, he gets like that sometimes.

We all have our bad moments, am I right? :)

[–]Tan_Trum 6 points7 points ago

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Scott pushes all the buttons in the elevator before getting off. Boooo Scott.

[–]toppswagg 12 points13 points ago

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Like the pun in the bottom right corner. Crysis instead of crisis

[–]JaggedxEDGEx 1 point2 points ago

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Doesn't crytek have a trademark and/or copyright on that word? And wouldn't it extend to TV media for TV commercial purposes?

[–]brisures 5 points6 points ago

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The screenshot isn't really from Fox News... it's photoshopped.

[–]JaggedxEDGEx 2 points3 points ago

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...Damnit. I probably should have paid a bit more attention.

[–]Chyrch 1 point2 points ago

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Wait ... we can trademark words that simply substitute a letter with a Y?

... excellent

[–]JaggedxEDGEx 1 point2 points ago

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You have no idea how much money rappers made when the z as a substitute for s thing happened.

[–]wackywiener 77 points78 points ago

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That's from the Wisconsin protests last winter. Ya'll stupid.

[–]thesevmancometh 60 points61 points ago

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As a southerner, it's "Y'all".

[–]wackywiener 46 points47 points ago

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As a northerner, ok.

[–]5thEye 6 points7 points ago

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As a spelling Nazi, okay.

[–]thesevmancometh 3 points4 points ago

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It's "grammar", not "spelling"

[–]5thEye 4 points5 points ago

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I know what a grammar Nazi is. "Ok" vs. "okay" is not a matter of grammar; it's spelling.

[–]thesevmancometh 3 points4 points ago

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Not really. "Ok" vs. "okay" is a matter of abbreviation, not of correct spelling, so it's grammar, not spelling.

[–]radrage[!] 17 points18 points ago

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Its a matter of no one actually cares about what either one is. Okie dokie?

[–]Sir_upvotesalot 14 points15 points ago

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All arguments on reddit should end in "Okie dokie".

[–]nearta 1 point2 points ago

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I second the motion.

[–]the7nd 1 point2 points ago

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Your mom is a whore. Okie dokie?

[–]StrangeWill 5 points6 points ago

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Both of your English degrees are serving you two well, now who is going to make my coffee?

[–]Eymundur 14 points15 points ago

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I'm gonna have to go with "All'a'y'all's stupid"

[–]Titanomachy 0 points1 point ago

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That could almost be an Arab's war cry.

[–]koolaidface 6 points7 points ago

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As someone who lives in Madison, WI, I'm sorry that others don't know how to write y'all.

[–]noseeme 1 point2 points ago

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So it's not "Yah-ull"?

[–]jwilke 5 points6 points ago

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It's a contraction of the words "you" and "all."

[–]thesevmancometh 2 points3 points ago

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Not that I've heard of.

[–]arccospihalfarcsin 0 points1 point ago

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As a southerner I also thought it was ya'll. ( for some reason it makes it seem more like a unique word)

[–]OCELLARIS_CLOWNING 14 points15 points ago*

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Wisconsin - America's Canada.

Edit: Spelled Wisconsin like a fool.

[–]Ewalk 12 points13 points ago

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Don't make fun of Canadians like that. They're really nice.

[–]dustybizzle 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, thanks man!

[–]Guilty_Pleasure 2 points3 points ago

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Definitely thinking of Minnesota.

[–]OCELLARIS_CLOWNING 0 points1 point ago

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Probably. I've only met a single person with a clear Minnesota accent, and that was in a fairly remote part of Alaska which was pretty odd. I don't suppose many Minnesotans end up in California though.

[–]myfajahas400children 18 points19 points ago

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[–]LiteRobot 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Winterpeg 0 points1 point ago

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shit got real that day.

[–]fluxaxion 29 points30 points ago

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I'm getting a little upset, you won't like me when I get a little upset. -Canadian Hulk

[–]Alistracious 38 points39 points ago

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"I'm getting a little upset, I'm sorry." -Canadian Hulk

I felt as a Canadian I needed to FTFY.

Sorry.

[–]Pit_of_Death 10 points11 points ago

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"Look sir, I should let you know that I'm feeling upset about this situation and for that I do apologize". - Well-spoken Canadian Hulk

[–]JAsherP 8 points9 points ago

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"You won't like me when I'm sorry."

[–]Yuoaman 1 point2 points ago

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"Hulk dent slightly, but Hulk leave insurance information so Hulk can make amends." - Canadian Hulk

[–]Titanomachy 1 point2 points ago

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J'en ai marré un peu, et je suis desolé.

Appuier sur le deux pour service en français.

[–]bartonar 12 points13 points ago

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I believe the "We are rather Perturbed!" Rally of 1994 takes the cake.

[–]cingalls 6 points7 points ago

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That was the other time the Canucks lost the play offs.

[–]Tachyx 2 points3 points ago

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Since we know what happened the last two times, next time it will be perfectly okay to bring the kids downtown for the playoffs.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 0 points1 point ago

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That rally apologizes for taking the cake.

[–]ShittyTeam 4 points5 points ago

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Ya who ever made this fake broadcast is an idiot how spelled 'crysis' really just took a shot at himself.

[–]rawbamatic 0 points1 point ago

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They must be a gamer.

[–]Ragingwithinsanewolf 7 points8 points ago

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All I could picture http://i.imgur.com/g16IS.jpg

[–]nathan426 3 points4 points ago

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"crysis"

[–]Marcob10 7 points8 points ago

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You clearly have never seen a Quebec's protests...

[–]Grnot 2 points3 points ago

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The anchor bares a striking resemblance to John Noble.

[–]Xenophilus 10 points11 points ago

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You missed the riots when the Bruins won the Stanley Cup. Boy, do they get pissed when you beat them at hockey...

[–]cingalls 27 points28 points ago

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The vast majority of Canadians were mortified by that behaviour. The next morning we all took to the streets to clean up the mess.

[–]chinatown100 1 point2 points ago

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South Park is way ahead of the curve

[–]ThePhilosopherGurl 1 point2 points ago

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...did they mean to misspell "crisis"?

[–]CoyoteStark 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry to be commenting on this, I'm sorry, but there is injustice in Canada which some need to apologize for. Sorry for taking up your time.

[–]jordybones 1 point2 points ago

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It's really hard to look intimidating wearing 30 pounds of clothing and a toque, so protesting becomes a challenge.

[–]anfea2004 1 point2 points ago

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Damn straight we're a little upset

[–]Zelarius 1 point2 points ago

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Canada CRYSIS?

Hey Fox, EASE UP ON THE FAIL A LITTLE WILL YOU, THERE ISN'T ANY LEFT FOR THE REST OF US.

[–]darklooshkin 1 point2 points ago

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One day the Canadians will snap and it will be bingo, byebye and game over for the US. Just you wait and see.

[–]Cha0tikz 3 points4 points ago

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It has already happened (War of 1812).

[–]darklooshkin 1 point2 points ago

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That was a mere disagreement. I'm talking seriously schmozzled here.

[–]sheitstrom 0 points1 point ago

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Britain. It was a war between the US and Great Britain.

[–]toiletseatstatic 1 point2 points ago

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That man is wearing make-up.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone else notice the spelling of crysis?

[–]Tyrien 1 point2 points ago

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Crysis.

[–]shawnpeps 1 point2 points ago

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Came here expecting every overused Canadian stereotype. Saw exactly that.

[–]cannotlogon 1 point2 points ago

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So you were or weren't disappointed?

[–]InAuDible 1 point2 points ago

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Leave it to Fox News to mispell the word Crisis, unless they are talking about the game Crysis :P

[–]darklab 1 point2 points ago

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the guy is upset and forgot to say sorry?? not very canadian of him :(

We canadians apologize on this man's behalf

[–]John_Redcorn126 5 points6 points ago

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Prepare yourselves, the Canucks are down 2-0 in a series.

[–]Falcorsc2 1 point2 points ago

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its ok we tend to riot when a canadian team wins too. It only happens when our beer to syrup ratio is imbalanced tho.

[–]mentaldolphin 4 points5 points ago

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It'd be more believable if you spelled crisis right...

[–]lieshy 3 points4 points ago

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Only in Canada would someone stand in -40 weather to hold up a nicely worded protest sign.

[–]distortedviews_stbb 1 point2 points ago

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As a frequently pissed off Canadian, i disprove this message

[–]ak4852 1 point2 points ago

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[–]stuckinmotion 1 point2 points ago

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even the sign is petite and demure, and he's holding it politely in front of his chest instead of over his head.. lol

[–]Ferg8 1 point2 points ago

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I'm Canadian and I'm sorry for us being so rude.

[–]ForgottenPhoenix -1 points0 points ago

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Even when shit gets serious, we like to enjoy ourselves.

(NSFW-ish)

[–]madcow126 4 points5 points ago

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They were actually Australians taking a trip to Canada

[–]superatheist95 1 point2 points ago

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Yep, they got an interview on sunrise.

[–]lmeatloaf 2 points3 points ago

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In other news this is my first ever post.

[–]Boring_Machine 0 points1 point ago

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Fixed that for you

[–]StachTBO 0 points1 point ago

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i fell like clinching my fist and raising in the air while saying, "This is kinda not Cool eh"

[–]gokism 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't this NSFW? Think of the children!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like someone stole dinklage's sign. He seems to have forgotten a comma, too.

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[–]RiPotato 1 point2 points ago

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I don't mind. It's really just amusing for me.

[–]homeofthebeaver 1 point2 points ago

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The general igloo, snow, hockey, too polite, etc... type jokes are cool. Getting your toque stolen and being called a 'fucking lumberjack canuck' because of my beloved flannel shirt, for the duration of a house party is a little irritating. I can't blame this on all Americans, just my idiot friends in Providence. They should have known better than to make jokes about flannel.

[–]femalenerdish 0 points1 point ago

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That guy looks like an Elf from the elder scrolls games. Like a brunette faendal.

[–]Coolguyzack 0 points1 point ago

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It's too cold up there to get that heated.

[–]njuty 0 points1 point ago

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Goddamn frostbacks will kill us all someday.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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more ominous words have never been written

[–]Ihaveanusername 0 points1 point ago

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I find this a little offensive, but I'm ok with it, because I won't want to start confrontation.

[–]andybent25 0 points1 point ago

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This is coming from FOX news, so it's probably 100x less serious then that...

[–]moriginal 0 points1 point ago

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Holy shit I can't stop laughing

[–]99_44_100percentpure 0 points1 point ago

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(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

[–]loliwearhats 0 points1 point ago

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Funny that is. Canada is littered with the ashes of dead political parties who displeased the people. Think about that, America...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Old Matt Damon?

[–]Kelvara 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Cha0tikz 1 point2 points ago

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Being a Canadian, I'll beat you like you're on a fishing trip with your father.

[–]Farn 0 points1 point ago

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I'm assuming this is about the G20 riots? That shit was pretty serious.

[–]KookyGuy 0 points1 point ago

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If he was in America he would have been peeper sprayed twice.

[–]Lynch117 0 points1 point ago

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I do not know ifthis is just me, but to me, i looks as if he is trying to hold in his laughter. It looks like he is trying really hard not to laugh. Sorry?

[–]sweetsweetcoffee 0 points1 point ago

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har har har...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Fox News? Really?

[–]Dwarven-1337 0 points1 point ago

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lmao so fucking hard when i saw it.

[–]eulbsvder 0 points1 point ago

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One day, the Canadians will have to let out that bottled anger, that day, shit will hit the fan

[–]pr0t0z 0 points1 point ago

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Have my daily upvote.

[–]OctaviusFuckhammer 0 points1 point ago

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CANADA CRYSIS

Shit just got real.

[–]infiniteStories 0 points1 point ago

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Ladies.... Gentlemen... never, ever, never listen to fox news.

[–]iam101adit_63 0 points1 point ago

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Revlon lip lard in honey Frosting http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/s9xvp

[–]peter-pickle 0 points1 point ago

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Canadians are polite but they don't take shit from their government and they complain and cause change 1000x more than Americans do.... so this is nuts.

[–]RickySan65 0 points1 point ago

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Just wait till winter is over, all two of us will be picketing then..

[–]pascontent 0 points1 point ago

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[–]smilingkevin 0 points1 point ago

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Mother of God... his sign doesn't even say "Sorry"!

[–]deadfulscream 0 points1 point ago

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Oh Canada, we have to be the most apathetic nation on the planet.

[–]ammyth 0 points1 point ago

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That picture is actually from the protests in Wisconsin last year.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

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Wisconsin protester, Canada reaps karma

[–]Ninjahamster2k11 0 points1 point ago

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Since when did David Bowie start anchoring?

[–]CursingFurball 0 points1 point ago

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All we want is more money!