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[–]toppswagg 19 points20 points ago

Well that was a pretty elaborate fuck

[–]FireStarter972 90 points91 points ago

Upvoted for Kpop

[–]NiltiacSif 4 points5 points ago

I got so tired of Kpop after the loop of their music videos on the League of Legends tournament last week.

[–]Taibo 6 points7 points ago

You think that's bad, Starcraft fans have been exposed to it for a decade now.

[–]goodguyleon 2 points3 points ago

BUBBLE POP!

[–]teamintleaves 25 points26 points ago

Browsing reddit... Scroll scroll... OH MY GOD I KNOW WHO THIS IS

[–]depotman 9 points10 points ago

basically what it's like working in customer service.. also this

[–]nota999 36 points37 points ago

Upvotes for SNSD

[–]Appropriate_SNSD_Gif 5 points6 points ago

[–]UpGoaTedThis 16 points17 points ago

Wow, I was sure I was in /r/SNSD for a second.

[–]xwiz89 60 points61 points ago

yay, jessica. fuck, i hate myself for knowing who she is

[–]Arcs_Of_A_Jar 52 points53 points ago

[–]NeerCrimson 29 points30 points ago

[–]Oraphy 6 points7 points ago

[–]Crackrock 3 points4 points ago

Why is she clapping like a seal? Do her elbow not move?

[–]AhhhFrank 28 points29 points ago

[–]DontStopNowBaby 3 points4 points ago

I came, I saw, and I Came.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

...

[–]DaIronchef 0 points1 point ago

And here I thought this link was a magical cookie jar of Korean Babes! Turns out each word is a picture. Of Jessica.

[–]pretzelzetzel 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, really. She's fucking gorgeous.

[–]nota999 4 points5 points ago

I prefer Sooyoung myself.

[–]Chream 5 points6 points ago

Where is appropriate SNSD gif guy?

[–]Appropriate_SNSD_Gif 2 points3 points ago

[–]prolyfic 3 points4 points ago

You used my gif! I am flattered.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Korean bitches man, they will take over the world once they start growing C and D cups

[–]diplomatsun 1 point2 points ago

or when they learn about implants

[–]pretzelzetzel 5 points6 points ago

Hahaha, yeah, when Korean women learn about cosmetic surgery.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

for some reason they choose not to get bigger tits. even at the apgujeong hooters they all had a cups

[–]Arcs_Of_A_Jar 1 point2 points ago

It's a cultural thing, Asians concentrate on fairness of skin, face, skinniness, and legs far more than breasts.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

that's not culture, that's promoting your best parts

[–]prolyfic 32 points33 points ago

Jessica Jung, member of South Korean girl group Girls' Generation aka SNSD. This is from their 'The Boys' music video. Check out /r/SNSD

[–]ballball4 5 points6 points ago

Thank you!, Always liked the group, but I didn't know that subreddit exist. Now I'm pretty sure I will be stuck in reddit for a long long time.

[–]ninja__007 30 points31 points ago

That's not a fuck.. that's a bird.

[–]2paradoxes 55 points56 points ago

Are you a detective or something?

[–]Savvical 14 points15 points ago

OH I'M CURIOUS, YEAH~

[–]chellygel 4 points5 points ago

SOY UN DORITO!

(XD EYK for the win.)

[–]teamintleaves 1 point2 points ago

Upvote for my five favorite detectives!

[–]RiPotato 4 points5 points ago

Nah, he's like the James Bond of ninjas.

[–]gregthewhat 37 points38 points ago

FUCK YEAH K-POP/GIRLS GENERATION!

[–]namegoeswhere 6 points7 points ago

word, man. i've been called an asshole by people who have asked for help and then didn't like the help i gave. you know what? fuck you. so when i walk away they're all "but wait, i still need help!" oh yeah? well you're not getting it from me.

[–]moonunit92 3 points4 points ago

directed by john woo

[–]NoctGent 3 points4 points ago

I laughed much to hard at this

[–]reaverdude 2 points3 points ago

Once found a wallet once with no cash in it. When I found the owner, he accused me of stealing non-existent money from his wallet.

[–]itswhysee 2 points3 points ago

JESSICA<3

[–]Kristanwj 6 points7 points ago

HA! I just busted out laughing. I don't know who this Jessica Jung is, but now I have to find out. You've given me no choice.

[–]whatsthisIdonteven 16 points17 points ago

I hope you enjoyed having a life.

[–]rosillyx 8 points9 points ago

She's a member of a Kpop girl group called snsd

[–]Tokaio 1 point2 points ago

I upvote for Jessica :3

[–]ohjbird3 1 point2 points ago*

I thought I would be able to rid myself of kpop completely. Is it not possible?

[–]desi89 3 points4 points ago

Kpop! :)

[–]almightylurker 4 points5 points ago

K-pop on the front page?? You have no idea how long I have waited for this...

[–]Olukon 0 points1 point ago

I usually hate that phrase, but that's pretty spot on.

[–]MoldyBreadCheese 0 points1 point ago

Releasing the last fuck you give while it rains rose petals?

[–]Ragelova123 0 points1 point ago

Only if your fuck is a bird.

[–]reidhasguitar 0 points1 point ago

I feel sad that I know where that's from.

[–]waterdevil19 0 points1 point ago

Repost...

[–]JoeLucasJoeLucas 0 points1 point ago

WTF is SNSD doing in my Reddit feed.

[–]paintitblue 0 points1 point ago

Don't ask for my advise and get mad at me.

[–]Nimbokwezer -4 points-3 points ago

WINNER WINNER WINNER WINNER

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU ARE THE ONE MILLIONTH PERSON THIS HOUR TO POST ABOUT THE FUCKS YOU GIVE.

[–]oneyeartrip 9 points10 points ago

would be funny from a novelty account. not so much from this one.

[–]Nimbokwezer 18 points19 points ago

THANKS - MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A POST ABOUT HOW MANY FUCKS I GIVE.

[–]oneyeartrip 4 points5 points ago

I like the idea of a carnival games account. Think about it. Could be huge.

[–]MountainMadman 0 points1 point ago

I never thought I'd see the day that K-Pop would make it to the front page of Reddit.

snif

[–]sicinfit 0 points1 point ago

I really, REALLY want to see a collaboration between SNSD and Mastodon. If nothing else, purely for the sake of lulz.

[–]DontStopNowBaby 0 points1 point ago

Sica from SNSD, well now...

/ShutUpAndTakeMyUpvotes.

[–]Oraphy 0 points1 point ago

My reaction when I read r/funny and found Jessica
Aww yeah

[–]Bioraiku 0 points1 point ago

B-BRING THE BOYS OUT.

[–]Carteebs -1 points0 points ago

소녀시대!

[–]yesjumpjumpsuccess -1 points0 points ago

GIRL'S GENERATION MAKE YOU FEEL THE HEAT

[–]katlaish -3 points-2 points ago

My old boss asked me to print something for her. I hit ctrl + p + enter zzzzzscrrrtchh "It has been done."

She asked why I did it like that. I said: "It's a keyboard shortcut." She said "No, it's not." I said: ಠ_ಠ

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[–]dfgioxfjnbopyro 11 points12 points ago

pretty sure she's korean.

[–]prolyfic 9 points10 points ago

Korean