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[–]macgabhain 201 points202 points ago

Shouldn't it read "Made in Uterus"?

[–]H5Mind 32 points33 points ago

Delivered via vagina? We deliver on Sundays!

[–]Scarbane 6 points7 points ago

But...no post on Sundays...

[–]H5Mind 2 points3 points ago

That's the problem with religious vagina; they deny what's natural to feel superior to the other vaginas.

[–]DetectiveHazama 0 points1 point ago

Alas, I never knew the joys of being delivered via the birth canal. They just cut that womb right open and yanked me out.

[–]Crabrubber 1 point2 points ago

On the bright-side, you can kill Macbeth.

[–]H5Mind 0 points1 point ago

You may have to change your name to Jonah and then do your best to avoid being rescued from the belly of whale, to come close to the welcome-to-what's-next hug that you were robbed of.

[–]Whitworth 20 points21 points ago

Most of Reddit doesn't understand

[–]Teotwawki69 22 points23 points ago*

Most redditors who've seen a real, live vagina have only done so because they have one.

EDIT: In light of AshpodOP's very good point.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I'm pretty sure the number of male redditors who have watched porn is greater than the number of female redditors...

[–]JohnAdamZiolkowski 2 points3 points ago

I came here to say this. You're doing things wrong if your baby is spending lots of time in your vagina...

[–]reverie6 3 points4 points ago

*made in fallopian tubes. The egg gets fertilized there and then goes and plants itself on the uterine wall. I mean i guess it grew in the uterus, so that could work too

[–]thenakedjuice 1 point2 points ago

Probably has something to do with "vagina" rhyming with "china".

[–]funkosopher 3 points4 points ago*

made in utero.
Someone needs to give this shirt to Dave and Krist if they have (more?) children. edit: ... not together. That would be one fugly child.

[–]hedeman 0 points1 point ago

Made in uranus

[–]flashyspoons 0 points1 point ago

..Made in ampulla, attatched to uterus.

[–]dautoforegon 42 points43 points ago

parenting lesson #1: that is not a shirt, it's a onesie.

[–]P2000Camaro[S] 18 points19 points ago

I shouldn't have kids...

[–]dautoforegon 1 point2 points ago

no disagreements here . :p

[–]GrayStudios 2 points3 points ago

parenting lesson #2: don't buy your kid clothes with the word "vagina" printed on them.

[–]stillnotking -1 points0 points ago

Do the really daring babies wear twosies?

[–]dautoforegon 0 points1 point ago

I don't understand what you're asking me.

[–]MestR 27 points28 points ago

Ha, this guy's a phony! I checked it with my barcode scanner and it's not a real barcode!

THE VAGINA IS FAKE! THE VAGINA IS FAKE!

[–]Lecks 5 points6 points ago

Then, by extension, so is the clitoris. I fucking knew it!

[–]Pootytang001 2 points3 points ago

If you can't find the clitoris you probably don't have any business down there in the first place.

[–]Baracuda7711 -1 points0 points ago

I just checked it with my barcode scanner and it says it's a 'CHIK CHAK Brown Velveti Button Front Shirt Top'

:/

[–]Ambush_24 52 points53 points ago

False; the egg is first fertilized in the Fallopian tube then travels down to emplant in the uterin wall

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

uterine *

[–]P2000Camaro[S] 24 points25 points ago

Thanks Dwight

[–]Hakatri 1 point2 points ago

Specifically, in the ampulla of the Fallopian tube.

[–]DysthymicApple 0 points1 point ago

With 69 chromosomes. Imagine that, ectopic mole -- a sexy one at that.

[–]EvelynJames 14 points15 points ago

Except, uterus. Nice try though.

[–]Xenophilus 5 points6 points ago

Also, uterus doesn't rhyme with China.

[–]Teotwawki69 3 points4 points ago

Mulva?

[–]Paultimate79 6 points7 points ago

If it was made in your vagina, youre going to have a bad time.

[–]bmfa02 7 points8 points ago

not even a real barcode. 2/10.

[–]KW160 3 points4 points ago

Yeah, what's with the bar code?

The bar code never has the "Made In" information. I guess whatever idiot is stupid enough to buy this shirt doesn't understand bar codes anyways.

[–]crankytech 5 points6 points ago

Maybe you should learn basic biology and then never breed.

[–]CaptainMoose 2 points3 points ago

My mum found that at Spencers when my sister was pregnant with my nephew, I had to talk her out of buying it.

[–]placidppl 2 points3 points ago

Classy as a boner in church.

[–]whoami4546 2 points3 points ago

Wouldn't this be like saying "Made in door"?

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

Thank you.

[–]MiddleNameS 1 point2 points ago

Where can I scan it?

[–]MorallyStarved 1 point2 points ago

It looks kind of small for an adult doesn't it? I think you'd have trouble wearing it.

[–]froznice 1 point2 points ago

When I have a kid. Bitch please. Forever alone

[–]SoozieQ99 1 point2 points ago

Yes, but technically a baby is not made in the vagina. You'll need to know this to make a baby correctly in the future.

[–]picklejuiceee 1 point2 points ago

except it's wrong. an egg is fertilized in the fallopian tube near the ovaries..not in the vagina, or uterus.

[–]bigmeech 1 point2 points ago

cool man, real fuckin funny i'm sure everyone will think you're epic

[–]greybyte 1 point2 points ago

What does a barcode have to do with a "Made in" label? On an actual UPC there are numbers there.

[–]KW160 1 point2 points ago

I'm guessing their target audience has no idea how bar codes work.

[–]greybyte 0 points1 point ago

I'm sure they don't since the words make no sense either.

[–]TWiesengrund 1 point2 points ago

In German this translates to "made by idiot". Seriously, that's considered child abuse!

[–]FuriousFapmaster 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if clever "life-begins-at-insemination" joke or plain retarded ignorance of biology.

[–]h8bit 1 point2 points ago

He'll be the star of the trailer park in that hilarious, hilarious shirt.

[–]IMonCRACK 0 points1 point ago

Amateur. I'm getting all three of these for my kid.

[–]gistak 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes the other parent isn't down with it. I gave my brother's kid a onesy that said, "I can kick your baby's ass," but it was no-go from day one.

[–]ShittyNovelty 0 points1 point ago

False.

41224786 .

[–]NekomimiNinja 0 points1 point ago

I got 41225875 with a barcode scanner app.. quantum superstate barcode!

[–]Tan_Trum 0 points1 point ago

And my kids shirt will read "Did nine months in solitary confinement"

[–]defective2 0 points1 point ago

Ok, but it may be a little small on you.

[–]perrla 0 points1 point ago

You can still get it and wear it as a hat.

[–]Ef7you12 0 points1 point ago

Your gunna look pretty weird wearing that. Maybe they have it in a bigger size?

[–]StoveJam 0 points1 point ago

Awesome shirt......but I don't see why I can't have one now....it would still be awesome

[–]avery51 0 points1 point ago

I'd focus my attention on finding a blind girl first. You're putting the cart before the horse there neckbeard.

[–]ProfessorWC 0 points1 point ago

Where can I find this? I have a daughter due in 2 months.

[–]hjonx 0 points1 point ago

fuck waiting, get it now. then take it on first dates and see what they think about it.

[–]AsskickMcGee 0 points1 point ago

I hope you washed it first.

[–]Umpalumpa47 0 points1 point ago

Oh, you're one of those guys...

[–]megatom0 0 points1 point ago

This shirt is like a product saying "made in brown box". It is only the way it is delivered and then you rip it apart when you want it out.

[–]jessespots 0 points1 point ago

Just wear it now. No need to wait til then.

[–]SweetBooBooLips 0 points1 point ago

bought it for a friend worlds ugliest kid tho hahaha

[–]StuperB71 0 points1 point ago

would that be kinda tight for you.. especially after having a kid?

[–]phillyjerry -1 points0 points ago

I will get the kid some clothes too, but I will get this shirt when I have a kid.

[–]clemensschein -1 points0 points ago

Red thing in the middle of the picture. Android user?

[–]watdodude -1 points0 points ago

had a friend make one like this for another friend but he put "made in (moms name)" and on the back it said if lost return to...with her address. fucking awesome