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[–][deleted] 821 points822 points ago

Your move, Japan.

[–]Caveman788 231 points232 points ago

Move on from the love pillows and get me some goddam robot snatch.

[–]Beard_of_life 124 points125 points ago

I was reading about how Sony was losing their technological edge. Maybe crazy futuristic sex toys are the way for Japan to regain it's technological advantage.

Oops, I over thought this.

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[–]nickphoto 124 points125 points ago

good guy redditor: pays for porn, gives it for free to everyone else

[–]uneekfreek 53 points54 points ago

I was planning to stop fapping starting tonight. Looks like I might have to reschedule.

[–]iliketoeatmudkipz 94 points95 points ago

slow fap

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[–]Reaver_01 40 points41 points ago

your username is strangely relevant...

[–]BRY0N 6 points7 points ago

saving

[–]sm0kie420 2 points3 points ago

Thx

[–]Makes_fun_of_you 2 points3 points ago

Thx

[–]SexistButterfly 9 points10 points ago*

Good redditor guys: gets free porn account, doesn't change the password and steal the account.

[–]brandonfalcon 2 points3 points ago

my biggest regret is that i didnt get to write down the username/password before he deleted his comment...

[–]ChefBoyarDEZZNUTZZ 74 points75 points ago

checks to see if legit...

http://i.imgur.com/AU7dj.jpg

[–]Sweddy 18 points19 points ago

I have tagged you as "Fapmaster" as you are a God of Gods in the realm of free-access pornography.

[–]irtehkewlzz 74 points75 points ago

Rape usually occurs because of the urge to dominate another not sex drive.

That's why performing castration, which removes the sex hormones, to rapists does not stop them from raping.

[–]mahchefai 28 points29 points ago

they could play out a rape fantasy with a robot then

[–]DownvoteAttractor 46 points47 points ago

While that is true in western countries, in countries with strict laws on pornography and prostitution rape is higher. This suggests that at least part of the rapes are due to unfulfilled sexual drive.

That said, I still mostly agree with you.

[–]Crizack 2 points3 points ago

Rape usually occurs because of the urge to dominate another not sex drive.

I don't think this true. If it were about mere domination you would see more women raped of all ages, but rape most likely occurs between the ages 12-34 for women and 80% of women raped are under 30.

[–]FlailStorm 2 points3 points ago

That's why performing castration, which removes the sex hormones, to rapists does not stop them from raping.

Is there a citation for this? I don't think I've ever seen a study cited when people have said this.

[–]Bringthef0nk 20 points21 points ago

Just ran train on some kleenex, thanks bro.

[–]swimshoe 23 points24 points ago

you have made my night sir, i thank you

[–]Caveman788 18 points19 points ago

just forwarding the best info i found all day. thank him!

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Rape usually isn't simply about getting off, though. I doubt the prevalence of virtual sex would stop humans from violating humans for the power kick.

[–]schploing 7 points8 points ago

You're doing god's work son.

[–]LonerGothOnline 10 points11 points ago*

I read a manga wherein gundam was f'ing a evangelion mech.
To use the site, you read top right, then go left and down whilst prioritizing right, with your eyes. Pressing the green arrow on the right hand side of the page advances one page, alternatively pressing the right cursor key on your keyboard also advances the page.

incidentally, the market has existed for mecha-porn since before I was born.

I'm old.

Incidentally, there were mecha-x-human stuff in there as well. On an unrelated note, their idea of yiffing involves a normal human without fur wearing fake ears.

[–]LeoPanthera 1254 points1255 points ago

Asimo has come a long way.

[–]IllegalArgument 597 points598 points ago

Assimo :|

[–]midbc 278 points279 points ago

AssimHo

[–]ChristmasK 298 points299 points ago

Ass him, ho!

[–]Schroedingers_gif 85 points86 points ago

Ass.

[–]USMCsniper 87 points88 points ago

Titties.

[–]Tittiesrgood 133 points134 points ago

Are good.

[–]Boobies_4_Prez 94 points95 points ago

Confirmed.

[–]dsotm75 67 points68 points ago

Titty sprinkles

[–]iamthewalrus8689 28 points29 points ago

[–]letsRACEturtles 32 points33 points ago

so AssimHo... I was just wondering... are you by chance a pleasure model?

[–]nssone 139 points140 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's Asimo's daughter. Good to know even robots can fail at raising respectable children.

[–]genderfucker 70 points71 points ago

How is having sex not 'respectable'?

[–]BURN_THE_WITCH 173 points174 points ago

The lights and the stage make it seem like she's a very accommodating stripper.

[–]Positive0 50 points51 points ago

Awesom-o

FTFY

[–]FrozenBananaStand 422 points423 points ago

Plus, yes, it vibrates

-Sterling Archer

[–]tinpin 192 points193 points ago

"Could you close your eyes? It's like I'm banging taillights on a country road."

[–]ChiperSoft 92 points93 points ago

Oh god, THERE'S NO SINK!

[–]ReevisIsland 32 points33 points ago

For those who missed the reference. Archer breaking into his mom's desk

[–]fuzzycuffs 110 points111 points ago

And you assholes went and defunded NASA. What the hell were you thinking?

[–]Mystery_Hours 29 points30 points ago

We choose to making raping fembots not because it is easy, but because it is hard!

[–]comstock2491 248 points249 points ago

These Nicki Minaj videos are getting out of hand.

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[–]the_only_ass_master 697 points698 points ago

[–]aSimpleMan 78 points79 points ago

OH, part two you say? thank you.

[–]rrdoublet 37 points38 points ago

part 3 anyone?

[–]FidelCastrator 9 points10 points ago

I second this gentleman's request. I hate those cliffhangers. i have so many questions...

[–]Ovary_Puncher 5 points6 points ago

Here is a link to download the full movie in better quality. It's still just part 1 & part 2 though.

[–]jdk 170 points171 points ago

God no, now I have yet another fetish.

[–]UmmStef 23 points24 points ago

Your comment made scroll back, but I still didn't click.

[–]Hopesy97 2 points3 points ago

You have too much restraint

[–]Jonno_FTW 31 points32 points ago

The dramatic music makes it.

[–]Clbull 56 points57 points ago

Did I just see a fembot rape a man?

[–]Mystery_Hours 47 points48 points ago

Where's /r/MensRights when you need them?

[–]POSTS_GIFS 487 points488 points ago*

[–]Ashken 59 points60 points ago

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 19 points20 points ago

But he didn't say a single word...

[–]Ashken 23 points24 points ago

Couldn't have said nothing better myself.

[–]Dazbuzz 41 points42 points ago

Ok, half way through that just became hilarious. Also strangely arousing.

[–]ETL4nubs 14 points15 points ago

The music is...Interesting?

[–]papascubes 2 points3 points ago

its very mass effecty

[–]cocktails4 16 points17 points ago

The future truly is incredible.

[–]Parchedflame 12 points13 points ago

Except the part where you're thrown off a platform after you're done.

[–]beltonicus 10 points11 points ago

[–]isothien 6 points7 points ago

excellent! I love reddit. :)

[–]Ozera 348 points349 points ago

I...boner..

confused

[–]Myrandall 573 points574 points ago

[–]letsRACEturtles 359 points360 points ago

[–]NoseKnowsAll 70 points71 points ago

More wise words from Spiderman.

[–]jakeblues94 75 points76 points ago

this just may be the greatest gif I've seen in a while.

[–]danchan22 95 points96 points ago

That may just be the most noncommittal statement I've read lately.

[–]SmoothWD40 18 points19 points ago

Weirdly enough there was a sticky stain on my iPad right on top of the boner and I was trying to rub it off. Took me a min to realize what I was doing.

[–]KaiserReisser 275 points276 points ago

"I smell bacon....."

"I AM THE BACON!"

[–]Tipps 38 points39 points ago

The one time I watch straight porn and this is what I get.

[–]feelmyice 47 points48 points ago

Glad I'm not the only one.

[–]Crallium 9 points10 points ago

I thought his dick was going to burn off at that part.

[–]JustBrowsing4Chan 120 points121 points ago

To think someone spent hundreds and hundreds of hours to animate that confuses me

[–]SexLiesAndExercise 67 points68 points ago

That there must be a market for this makes me so proud of our civilisation.

[–]Wacka 8 points9 points ago

There's worse fetishes around the internet.

[–]naturalcauzes 46 points47 points ago

WOW...Brookstone has REALLY stepped up with their product lines.

[–]Beatrixie 62 points63 points ago

Pixar has changed....

[–]wheezymustafa 19 points20 points ago

Fuxar? Anyone? Anyone? :p

[–]Beatrixie 21 points22 points ago

Prixar?

[–][deleted] 67 points68 points ago

Like most porn, I ended up skipping through it to get to the action. then I felt weird.

[–]SOPA_NO 67 points68 points ago

[–]KyroDCK 81 points82 points ago

9/10 would probably watch again

[–]TheAmazingSkoof 113 points114 points ago

[–]Gray89 2 points3 points ago

I literally am on the toilet losing it at your comment

[–]adezvj 44 points45 points ago

"I smell bacon... I am the bacon..." I don't know what to make of this.

[–]el_pinata 18 points19 points ago

Someone put a lot of love into that. A lot of love.

[–]REDDIT- 26 points27 points ago

[–]Stingray191 12 points13 points ago

"I am the Bacon."

Never before has the thought of bacon struck me with such horror....

[–]MustStopMasturbating 336 points337 points ago

What Joker and EDI do in their free-time.

[–]Radiofooted 65 points66 points ago

Jokers hip is def broken after that..

[–]DefyInnocence 150 points151 points ago

Says the dude who masturbates to their parents fucking. ಠ_ಠ

[–]Pilpecurb 64 points65 points ago

He will never live that down.

[–]CrazeyJack 27 points28 points ago

Okay, What? Link?

[–]TheDude- 12 points13 points ago

Wut?

[–]TheGesus 10 points11 points ago

Ju said it, mang.

[–]undecided1 91 points92 points ago

wow, the new Sims game looks awesome.

[–]Mystery_Hours 19 points20 points ago

The DLC is worth it.

[–]explainsnsfw 333 points334 points ago

A computer animation of female robot standing over a nude male. A beam of light emits from her vagina sucking the male's penis into her vagina and repeatedly thrusting it in and out of her.

[–]thejesse 99 points100 points ago

you forgot the twisting to make the seal. that was the most important part.

[–]Hughtub 30 points31 points ago

It's called a tractor beam pussy, by how the beam pulls objects up into it.

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[–]ixiz0 4 points5 points ago

Most baddass video i've ever seen in my entire life.

[–]Juz16 2 points3 points ago

Sorry if I misspell this thank you. I only have one hand available to type with at the moment

[–]brosenfeld 132 points133 points ago*

So that's how Svedka wins the 2033 World's Best Vodka competition. That's one naughty fembot.

Edit: spelling

[–]neuros 71 points72 points ago

I don't know if I like the implications of the penis tractor beam

[–]Grimmloch 65 points66 points ago

Shit... You act as if they don't already have those.

[–]Roboticide 43 points44 points ago

If anything, the robot's seems to have a rather limited range compared to real women.

[–]ifeelstabby 6 points7 points ago

Yes, but the robot just demagnetizes your credit card.

[–]I_Dont_Always 28 points29 points ago

It must be weird, for people visiting Reddit for the first time, to see this as the number one post.

[–]XZlayeD 24 points25 points ago

What the hell is that position called?

[–]TriMageRyan 234 points235 points ago

The Scotty. As in "beam me up"

[–]pytechd 48 points49 points ago

*beam me in

[–]Kinky_Pie 65 points66 points ago

[–]Aiox 17 points18 points ago

So I see you live up to your name, Kinkamina.

[–]Kinky_Pie 8 points9 points ago

No. Kinkamina_Pie tried to directly mirror me. Do not confuse the two of us for the same person. I'll have to punish you...

[–]nicotron 141 points142 points ago

I would prefer if she wasn't made of metal.... but looks fun.

[–]BeJeezus 156 points157 points ago

It's futuremetal. Soft and squishy.

[–]Womec 54 points55 points ago

Mercury jello.

[–]BeJeezus 69 points70 points ago

Great future stripper name.

[–]Thurazar-Vier 49 points50 points ago

Not metal, but probably shinny rubber. I approve.

[–]molkhal 23 points24 points ago

Looks can be deceiving. That guy just lost his dick but he doesn't know it. Yet.

[–]andypants 16 points17 points ago

That's actually a futuristic pencil sharpener. This is a gif of a terrible accident.

[–]klsi832 81 points82 points ago

Butt looks super fun. Boobs are huge, too.

[–]omnipotant 37 points38 points ago

i like boobs.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 36 points37 points ago

OMG YOU TOO??

[–]ispoiler 35 points36 points ago

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[–]Firetaffer 49 points50 points ago

Dammit I was going to watch it for the plot but now you ruined it!

[–]cbad 25 points26 points ago

Now how am I supposed to enjoy this?

[–]Juz16 12 points13 points ago

Maybe you could fap to it like everybody else.

[–]LtMattL 7 points8 points ago

Pfft, too mainstream.

[–]Ace_Kavu 4 points5 points ago

Pfft, too datastream.

FTFY

[–]LonerGothOnline 7 points8 points ago*

This was a silly way to obtain transmogrification DNA.

[–]FrozenBananaStand 30 points31 points ago

“And even though it’s detachable that vagina is, like, mind-shattering.”

“Oh yeah? What? Does, does it vibrate?”

[–]DownWithTheSickness 14 points15 points ago

Dude is packing.

[–]afjamg88 140 points141 points ago

Not sure if gusta

[–]mozarts_ghost 147 points148 points ago

Totally gusta

[–]letsRACEturtles 58 points59 points ago

error 404, gusta not found, could not compute gusta

[–]Witcher_Gates 12 points13 points ago

3dgspot.com movie.

Trust me, that man is not having a good time. Robot rape that ends with him getting tossed off the control platform. Presumably to his death.

[–]velkyr 42 points43 points ago

Tractor beam vaginas ಠ_ಠ

I am highly aroused.

[–]whoopsohwell 15 points16 points ago

Which is different from the characteristics of normal vaginas how?

[–]sm4cm 2 points3 points ago

i dont have to lift myself up....

[–]firejuggler74 37 points38 points ago

Its the fleshlight 9000!

[–]dietotaku 8 points9 points ago

death by snoo-snoo!

[–]8bitnitwit 59 points60 points ago

Shut up and take my money.

[–]nuxenolith 8 points9 points ago

The subreddit says "What The Fuck?"

I say "Why The Fuck Not?"

[–]footballersrok 14 points15 points ago

What NASA gets up to during the recession..

[–]letsmakeboomboom 12 points13 points ago

'bone me up, scotty!'

[–]zapzapzappa 13 points14 points ago

WARNING! INCOMING GAME!

[–]madderhatter19 7 points8 points ago

A world where it is not frowned upon to wear socks during coitus? Utopia indeed.

[–]predaderp 13 points14 points ago

I don't know if i would enjoy being yanked up by wiggly bits.

[–]haiku_robot 2 points3 points ago

I don't know if i 
would enjoy being yanked up 
by wiggly bits.

[–]protoman777 22 points23 points ago

source !?!?!

[–]Bad_Zoo_Boy 15 points16 points ago

[–]PeteTNT 6 points7 points ago

Is this the Mass Effect 3 ending everyone is babbling about?

[–]themikeysteve 17 points18 points ago

Wait, if she gets wet, wouldn't she rust?

[–]Dafoid 3 points4 points ago

For once, a submission here that actually makes me respond with "WTF." Well done.

[–]iAMtheTROUBLEDone 4 points5 points ago

Sonny, of iRobot, would approve.

[–]alahos 4 points5 points ago

Sirs, I believe this is called an abdicktion.

[–]Net_Bastard 4 points5 points ago

The whole video, part 1 and part 2:

The robot comes to life while this guy is in the room. She rapes him and kills him.

[–]Monkits 3 points4 points ago

Thanks for the morning fap material, reddit.

[–]emohipster 10 points11 points ago

I, for one, welcome our sexy robot overlords.

[–]comstock2491 5 points6 points ago

Your move, Dyson.

[–]Sacoo 3 points4 points ago

I have the most understandable boner right now

[–]AwkwardTurtleSS 2 points3 points ago

sauce

[–]Punchabearinnamouf 4 points5 points ago

In soviet Gleeborp 5, human probe you!

[–]Suddenly_Cat_Facts 3 points4 points ago

The domestic cat is probably a significant predator of birds.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 2 points3 points ago

Brings a new meaning to "Beam me up Scottie". lol.

[–]InternetTourGuide 10 points11 points ago

r/spacedicks? ಠ_ಠ

[–]-TinMan- 45 points46 points ago

Still a better love story than twilight.

[–]Boxing_Clever 10 points11 points ago*

This gave me the same feeling that being Rick Rolled does, except I now feel a lot more shame.

[–]skillgannon5 9 points10 points ago

i have the strangest boner right now

[–]GoochMcScrotes 5 points6 points ago

Am I the only one who thinks this would be pretty fuckin' great?

[–]idunham 2 points3 points ago

Tractor beam, engaged!

[–]AKShockwave 2 points3 points ago

Brave New World is much stranger when you see what it would look like.

[–]schoof 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sometimes_Sober 2 points3 points ago

Animation has finally come sufficiently far enough to evoke arousal from me. This date has been noted.

[–]ShetlandJames 2 points3 points ago

I want a girl who can sit on my face and suck my dick like that (in part 2).

Weirdest boner ever I feel dirty

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The way she/it wiggles to lock the dude in...I spaffed through time.

[–]bluemli 2 points3 points ago

[–]Nerdtendo 2 points3 points ago

Already seen it, the whole video. Hell, I take pride in that fact.