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[–]theorys 16 points17 points ago

HAHA THIS IS SO FUNNY I HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN THIS ON REDDIT 64678536791 TIMES BEFORE.

[–]Dapwell 4 points5 points ago

  • Michael Scott

[–]imthehacker 7 points8 points ago

This has been all over the internet for about 764 years now, seriously, stop..... This exact saying is more rampant than herpes.

[–]ProdigySim 1 point2 points ago

Comparatively it's actually a lot easier to verify quotes on the internet--you have the world's best research tool at your fingertips.

When someone in real life tells me some quote supposedly by some historical figurehead, I have no way to determine whether it's a real quote, folklore, or just a lie in the name of rhetoric.

[–]ThatBronyGuy 1 point2 points ago

Did he actually say that?

[–]rocknroll577 0 points1 point ago

Quote is a verb. Quotation is a noun.

[–]Zecriss -1 points0 points ago

THANK YOU.

[–]Zecriss 1 point2 points ago

*Quotations.

[–]imthehacker 0 points1 point ago

thank you

[–]jdude242 1 point2 points ago

"I agree with President Lincoln" - Winston Churchill

[–]brogers10 0 points1 point ago

This is silly

[–]kkkilla 0 points1 point ago

Hey guys how'd Abe Lincoln know about reddit before the Internet?? Guys..?

[–]seafoodgar 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure it was Isaac Newton who said that, not Abraham Lincoln. Get your facts straight.

[–]Porjin 0 points1 point ago

/r/shittyquotesporn would like this...

[–]smellthyscrote 0 points1 point ago

When you see something on Reddit after you've seen it on FB, you know it's a respost.

[–]FuzzyTheDuck 0 points1 point ago

Quotations

[–]solidsnake2730 0 points1 point ago

[–]h-a-n-y 0 points1 point ago

"4chan is an abomination that must be abolished" -napoleon

"first" -george washington.

"i dont allways survive an assassination but when i do i destroy my assassin with my bear hands" -teddy roosevelt

[–]derrman 1 point2 points ago

Hahaha bear hands. Misuse of homophones can be hilarious sometimes

[–]h-a-n-y 0 points1 point ago

http://qkme.me/4lpr sorry english is not my native language

[–]BlakeC93 1 point2 points ago

"Don't trust Lincoln he has no hindsight." John Wilkes Booth

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ -1 points0 points ago

-Abraham Lincoln

[–]T_Rolling -1 points0 points ago

74% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[–]Zecriss -3 points-2 points ago

Really? I heard it was 68%?

[–]sarcasmincarnate -1 points0 points ago

...saw this on facebook months ago... i am sad....

[–]Dranx17 -1 points0 points ago

He's the best.

[–]johnsiet -2 points-1 points ago

the real question is.. who is this abe lincon that uses internet!! ??

[–]kilo89 -1 points0 points ago

I have never seen or heard of this before. Ever.

[–]Nioxic -3 points-2 points ago

"I love the jews" - Adolf Hitler

[–]Autogrex -2 points-1 points ago

Besides getting shot in the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did? -- He was a champion wrestler in high school...and I'm not..making that up.

--Kenny Powers

[–]chopp3r -2 points-1 points ago

I'm pretty sure it was Martin Luther King Jr. who said that.

[–]Dlehr12 -2 points-1 points ago

-Michael Scott

[–]Purplefaced -2 points-1 points ago

It's hard to tell what Abraham Lincoln said, considering he lost the game over 100 years ago. "You just lost the game. BOOM" - John Wilkes Booth.

[–]TheCode555 -3 points-2 points ago

LOL!

[–]Rineak -3 points-2 points ago

Okay this HAS to be a repost.. my mom emailed this to me weeks ago!

[–]WaffleAttackCobra -4 points-3 points ago

I'm sure he said this one though. Trastamara wouldn't lie to us, guys. This is the internet. We can trust each other

[–]PedobearHelper -5 points-4 points ago

i saw what you did there

[–]ffffuuuuBichesAllDay -4 points-3 points ago

Real nigga shit