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[–]MrsAnthropy 66 points67 points ago

I just made this same comment on another post, but it fits here: my husband was in Navy basic training with a woman whose last name was Guzzler. She was promoted from seaman to fireman as quickly as possible.

[–]Brule_Tools 11 points12 points ago

Every single sailor I've ever met knew seaman Guzzler in one form or another. Unless your hubby was in boot camp 5 years ago exactly, I don't believe anyone's story regarding her anymore.

[–]MrsAnthropy 1 point2 points ago

It was 12 years ago. Maybe she's famous now and her story has lived on. There is only the one recruit training command.

[–]Brule_Tools 0 points1 point ago

Who knows?

Either way, you've confirmed my suspicion that this story has been around longer than most of my friends' Naval careers :)

[–]nitrofan111 4 points5 points ago

I wasnt aware "fireman" was a rate in the NAVY ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrsAnthropy 6 points7 points ago

For enlisted, it is. Seaman recruit, fireman recruit, construction recruit, etc... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_enlisted_rates

Edit: Added a different link with more rates.

[–]squidboy101 0 points1 point ago

i started as a fireman. its what you are if your in engineering before you get a rate.

[–]iamayam 4 points5 points ago

My friend's last name is Fu. We were in a military-style marching band in high school. Our drill instructor barked at Fu, "Fu, how do you spell your name?" "F-U, sir!" "..."

I've told this story on Reddit before but it's still a goody.

[–]Darth-Derp 5 points6 points ago

Woah wtf I know those girls, I went to Basic Training and AIT(Medic training) with them. Never thought I would see anyone I recognized on reddit....Mind-Blown

[–]Boogietron9000 4 points5 points ago

Easy on the reposts, it is only Monday.

[–]bobosaurs 8 points9 points ago

It is Sunday, I didn't sleep that long.

[–]Tusaa 1 point2 points ago

There's a girl who went to my old highschool who's name was actually Eden Kuntz LOL

[–]Madrugar 8 points9 points ago

It's pronounced Koonts...

[–]Jestified 29 points30 points ago

That isn't the joke

[–]kittysnuggles 1 point2 points ago

Let me just say... I grew up with that name ... I hope you can picture what my middle school experience was like. You would think that teachers taking attendance, not sure of how to pronounce a name, would take the safe route... they never do.

[–]HiggityHank 6 points7 points ago

So how are we supposed to say it "Mew-dey"? "Moo-day"?

[–]thelittleking 0 points1 point ago

It's "Koontz" right? Long u?

[–]kittysnuggles 1 point2 points ago

yes!

[–]_galaxy_ 4 points5 points ago

And the wait for a Moody_Kuntz novelty account begins...

[–]Moody_Kuntz -1 points0 points ago

What doesn't exist yet?

[–]domasin 6 points7 points ago

Redditor for zero days... Nice try.

[–]Moody_Kuntz -1 points0 points ago

Don't make me get all temperamental on you, you nasty vagina.

[–]domasin 0 points1 point ago

D:

[–]Ben_drowns -2 points-1 points ago

It doesn't exist.. yet.

[–]hearshot 1 point2 points ago

A buddy of mine in the Navy has a last name of Buckett. He was going in to become a QM or something along those lines, and was an E3, which means his rank was Seaman.

You can imagine the creativity this inspired.

[–]CyrilJHicks 0 points1 point ago

This is photoshopped more the the guys in "get a bigger penis" ads

[–]Ch3t 0 points1 point ago

We should set them up with these guys.

[–]krenotenze 0 points1 point ago

Old.

[–]trance_addict 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if this is real or if I should be offended...

[–]MoarVespenegas 6 points7 points ago

inb4 r/SRS.

[–]nimbeam 0 points1 point ago

This is real kuntz is in my unit..giggity...this was taken Iraq in 2009. I told her she was famous on he internets

[–]redradier81 -1 points0 points ago

tell her to message me i wanna know if she is a relative of mine as i am a kuntz as well

[–]DogFacedKillah 12 points13 points ago

There sure are a lot of kuntz in the world.

[–]ColtonW 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]LucifersCounsel 0 points1 point ago

Face it, it's better to have a world full of Kuntz than a bag full of dicks.

[–]nimbeam 0 points1 point ago

I should see her this weekend. I will let her know. We are in Ohio if that helps you any.

[–]redradier81 0 points1 point ago

cool i am in texas and my family comes from west virginia

[–]iamthekiller -2 points-1 points ago

Fake. Stupid.

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[–]ussoldier239 -2 points-1 points ago

Sounds like some moody chicks got butthurt...

[–]djslim21 1 point2 points ago

what was the comment?

[–]Serge3444 -3 points-2 points ago

PHOTOSHOP!!!!!