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[–]silver_ghost 51 points52 points ago

This looks a lot like something an adult pretending to be a kid would write.

[–]0l1vR 30 points31 points ago

[–]SeduceMyMoose -2 points-1 points ago

Please for the love of god, what is it!!!!!!! My OCD is kicking in and I need to know

[–]HobbitBomb -1 points0 points ago

I have the same problem...

[–]TAMPON_EATER 27 points28 points ago

it's kinda gross but she's hot so it's not gross

[–]hypnotic_panda 8 points9 points ago

Relevant username?

[–]Servious -1 points0 points ago

Yep, that was totally in the picture.

[–]retroshark 14 points15 points ago

this is the best thing on reddit today. when i was a kid, i made a book like this. it was based on james bond, but was explicit and very pornographic. i wish i had a copy of it, but i was 7 at the time and my parents found it and were too flabbergasted at the content (lots of sex, full page detailed drawings of weird sex shit) to even ground me. they just took it away, burned it and told me never to talk about it or do another one ever again.

I think my dad kept it.

[–]brianh2244 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for perverted dad, you didn't get grounded because your mom knew you took after your dad and it wasn't your fault!

[–]TheSonicSpaz 6 points7 points ago

I sense a dramatic reading in the near future...

[–]TheAthiestOfAtheists 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of this

[–]Nights_Shade 4 points5 points ago

It feels like jelly

[–]orang3slic3189 4 points5 points ago

I'm feeling Brad Pitt to play the part of Brian.

[–]starlilyth 3 points4 points ago

Best Repost Ever.

[–]littlest_lorax 10 points11 points ago

Directed by Peter Griffin.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Why did this give me a boner?

[–]catesping 2 points3 points ago

so mohawks are still a thing?

[–]Zecriss 2 points3 points ago

Damn. This kid has way more game than I do.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

Still a better love story than twilight!

[–]Fixthe-Fernback 23 points24 points ago

Shut up, shut up, shut up

[–]Noturordinaryguy 1 point2 points ago

where can I get that tshirt that just says "no rules"

[–]buntobias 1 point2 points ago

damn I gotta get a switch blade comb

[–]cartoonistgirl 1 point2 points ago

A kid got to second base before most of us did.

[–]Flopsey 1 point2 points ago

I remember this one from the late 90's

[–]STOOGEN 1 point2 points ago

Like jelly

[–]thekenturner 1 point2 points ago

I want a sequel!

[–]danoll 1 point2 points ago*

I'm going to steal this and start selling it.

[–]prestige87 1 point2 points ago

LOL best comic EVER!!!

[–]Keksi 2 points3 points ago

lyk dis if u cry evrtim!

[–]DaNizzles 3 points4 points ago

I imagine Betty White narrating this

[–]kiljaro 1 point2 points ago

It needs bacon. And cats. Lots of cats.

[–]salvis 1 point2 points ago

This was probably written by a 30 year old man.

[–]Diablosworld 0 points1 point ago

They should end it with "Dos Equis" stay thursty my friend

[–]Valorien 0 points1 point ago

Is your name Robert Hamburger?

[–]ZarkingFrood42 0 points1 point ago

Actually laughed so hard at this. Wonderfully done.

[–]Jerry-Cola -1 points0 points ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–]Literally_Everyone -1 points0 points ago

Should have ended at page 1.

[–]chucKing -4 points-3 points ago

Damn it! It was so funny... why does it have to be a repost?

[–]roboninja 0 points1 point ago

The real question is, why do you care?

[–]iKruzie -3 points-2 points ago

Why is it a (probable) preteen can spell much better than 90% of the teens on facebook?