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[–]turtlekitty30 2 points3 points ago

When I see my ex...

[–]Kamho 1 point2 points ago

whenever I see a spider on the wall, I punch it. IMMEDIATELY. Otherwise it runs off while i'm off getting tissue. The downside is, I spend the rest of my day washing my hands.

[–]HyruleanHero1988[S] 0 points1 point ago

You misunderstood, good sir. I wasn't running for a tissue, I was simply running to get out of the room that the spider was in. Depending on the size of the spider and if there is anyone braver than me in the house sometimes it just becomes spontaneous jogging time. By that I mean I run out of the spider room, and feeling like the distance is not great enough yet, I just run out my front door and keep on going.

Also, that is disgusting that you punch spiders. I have this vivid imaginary feeling in my head now of crunchy spider bits getting in my knuckle wrinkles.

[–]rattmann316 0 points1 point ago

get out of my head

[–]Kamho -2 points-1 points ago

CHARLES

[–]15plus2isnot39 0 points1 point ago

Did the spider take the rum?