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[–]mesosorry 94 points95 points ago

Oblig FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:

[–]OmegaArcadia 25 points26 points ago

Sent from: Aunt Myra

[–]lovelygenerator 11 points12 points ago

Did you know a duck's quack doesn't echo?!

[–]OmegaArcadia 14 points15 points ago

Except it does.

[–]thisishow 19 points20 points ago

DAD I SAID TO STOP POSTING TO REDDIT

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

a baby skull? surely there were easier ways of getting elected...

[–]GayPerry_86 3 points4 points ago

you can tell by the presence of a large unformed coronal suture

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

either that, or it's an itty bitty campaign supporter.

[–]thetoecutter10 32 points33 points ago

aah so the first politician was a woman ... interesting

[–]Highboi[S] 26 points27 points ago

[–]And_go 11 points12 points ago

I think he was referring to the fact that there is a fetal skull inside of the pelvis. That would have been my first tip off.

[–]OmegaArcadia 14 points15 points ago

Huh. That's actually very interesting. Never knew that.

[–]syndromeofadown 2 points3 points ago*

Gotta have a larger opening if you're going to push a person through it. (Which I also feel like this picture was originally probably trying to suggest, as that doesn't look like an adult skull.)

LOL just read And_go's comment.

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

Actually the skull has some clearly mongoloid features while the other is Caucasoid. Either there were some odd medical advancements a while back, or that's two separate people.

Both female, granted.

[–]syndromeofadown -1 points0 points ago

What are you using to identify the skull as female?

[–]PapaPrometheus 4 points5 points ago

these generalizations (which aren't even true 90% of the time), are starting to really piss me off.

[–]yookalyptus 1 point2 points ago

I think you're confusing physical anthropology with archaeology.

[–]Monsterwanker69 1 point2 points ago

I don't get it, is he trying to say the first politician had his head up his own ass, or was he sucking his own dick? Either way I guess it gets the point across.

[–]lurkallthethings 6 points7 points ago

It's funny because politicians have their heads up their asses.

[–]Godspeed122 5 points6 points ago

The text in the picture is white.

[–]pryced 0 points1 point ago

Because Republicans masturbate with human skulls! Amirite?

[–]demonkeeper13 0 points1 point ago

Methinks this is one of the exhibits at the Wellcome Collection in London. I dont remember the accompanying text very well but it was something along the lines of pelvis evolving as a sort of caudal skull which failed to evolve as much as cranium did....

[–]Mokeez 0 points1 point ago

It's funny because even then, they had their heads up their asses..

[–]ok_reddit 0 points1 point ago

Are the upvotes of the ironic kind?

[–]Chrimbusnymph 0 points1 point ago

first politician was a stillborn baby. what.

[–]GwsGeorge 0 points1 point ago

That's a whole new level of fisting.

[–]iamthejae 0 points1 point ago

Or the first human centipede.

[–]1234blahblahblah 0 points1 point ago

Head's going the wrong way, genius.

[–]nqp 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the Wellcome Collection, Euston

[–]quetchup 0 points1 point ago

That's funny because he is taking a shit on a citizen.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Eric Baum sends his regards from the internets.

[–]p3te 0 points1 point ago

The skull is the wrong way up, surely?

[–]AsInOptimus 0 points1 point ago

This is a valid question. I thought babies are born face down.

[–]gaelorian 0 points1 point ago

Look! An Italian fetus!

You know, cuz of the momma's boy thing. Right?

I'll show myself out.

[–]koyo4 -1 points0 points ago

I get it! His heads up his ass! (captain obvious)

[–]anthrochic -1 points0 points ago

Fairly certain that's a Neandertal hip.

[–]And_go -1 points0 points ago

I see where you're coming from with that. The pelvic aperture looks rather wide, and the iliac blades seem like they're flared more than a modern human's. The angle of the femoral neck-shaft looks too high to be that of a neandertal's, though, don't you think?

Disclaimer: I am only basing this on a single human evolution class I took, so I could easily be wrong.

[–]anthrochic 0 points1 point ago

It's totally fine, that's where I'm basing mine too. :P Maybe Cro-Magnon?

[–]Zach12ary -2 points-1 points ago

I see what you did there

[–]Wammis -4 points-3 points ago

Why is everyone so surprised? Look at the roots of the word "politics." First, there's "poly" meaning "many." Then there's "ticks" meaning "blood sucking parasites." Need I say more?

[–]Secres -2 points-1 points ago*

Looks like they like their own shit ;)

[–]hardtogetaname -5 points-4 points ago

didn't he mean that the first politician was an ass hole?