But they aren't flavor of the month famous people. Don't you understand how this works yet? The internet obsesses over someone who is super hot, that shows enough to get us interested, horny and frustrated, but not enough for us to probably beat off a few times and then lose interest. It's the whole idea behind "less is more", I dated a girl who wouldn't let me have sex with her and I swear to god she was probably a 7 at best but the way she withheld any gratification from me turned her into a 10 in my book. I stopped at nothing to try to make her happy for just 10 second in her cloaca. When I finally, finally got in? I was done in half that time and seriously as I was taking my post ejactulation urination (which, to me, is almost as satisfying as the deployment itself) I was washing my hands and face off with cold water and the area that was once filled with nothing but love and fucking poetry for this girl was now filled with dread and a stark realization of her acne scars.

That's how this works man. When I was a freshman in college, mean girls just came out, Lindsay Lohan looked like this and every dude on the floor of my dorm had her as a background of their computer (while beating off to christina aguilera's dirty video, and then tiring of her...), we all talked about how we couldn't wait for her career to fall apart so we could see her in porn etc. and then what, 4 years later her snatch is all over the internet because it was like stretched out silly putty that was pressed against a weekday black and white panel from "cathy" and no one fucking cared, I haven't even looked up her playboy pics, because, what's the point?

Do you understand now? I know that I can see a horse bang some chick with a c-section scar at anytime, and I don't want to. I'd rather find a video that is mentally interesting (which is what makes those backstage casting couch videos so popular, despite their obvious fictitious backdrop, it's a story, and an innocent girl, not some girl who has lower her pubis into a dyson hand drying blade system to force the loads out of her before her next job).

That'll be 5 dollars.