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[–]TidesofAsh 61 points62 points ago

what is this from?

[–]xzzz 64 points65 points ago

Looks like someone likes Evangelion a bit too much

[–]LolerCoaster 12 points13 points ago

I'd say not enough, considering we still don't have a movie.

[–]tehpatriarch 1 point2 points ago

However awesome it might be, I think we're better off without one, to be honest.

[–]ShitOnYourMom 1 point2 points ago

We have multiple animated films, a great series, and manga. Why ruing it with a live-action remake?

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

please for the love of god DON'T make a live action evangelion movie.

[–]jbenet 12 points13 points ago

came here to say this. have my upvote, it is a shiny upvote.

[–]Sergnb 2 points3 points ago

there's no such thing as "liking evangelion TOO much"

[–]lurkinshirkin 33 points34 points ago

I would gladly pay to see that film

[–]judgmental_bystander 19 points20 points ago

Not a film yet. They've only shot ~40 minutes worth of footage. The trailer was released to garner interest and attract funding.

[–]Viserys 9 points10 points ago

Watch Neon Genesis Evangelion. They took quite a bit of material from the anime, beside the giant Gundams.

[–]CorneliusJack 8 points9 points ago

So where are the Angels and Evas fighting?

[–]Reclaimer7777777 8 points9 points ago

Hey, they're making a live-action Evangelion movie!

[–]MuggyFuzzball 5 points6 points ago

It's not actually a movie. It's more of a low-budget tech demo to send out to major studios hoping for funding. It's basically to prove to producers that they can create amazing works of art with very little resources.

[–]Pinslate 2 points3 points ago

So... When can I watch this?

[–]MuggyFuzzball 0 points1 point ago

Never. It's not actually a movie. It's more of a low-budget tech demo to send out to major studios hoping for funding. It's basically to prove to producers that they can create amazing works of art with very little resources.

[–]Eigenwach 1 point2 points ago

I think everyone is missing the point - Go to the Official website and read the 'About' section -

“In God We Trust” is a psychological action horror trailer created with the meager budget of £1200.

“In God We Trust” serves as a demonstration piece designed to attract the attention of Film Studios and potential investors utilising a “Look what we have created with no resources, imagine what we could do with a reasonable budget” approach.

Its a TRAILER, there is no film.

Nooooooooooo!

[–]orange_kevin 1 point2 points ago

Watching that, thinking 'well its just a load of action scenes with no story' then reading that its just a concept trailer. Then reading the credits:

Alex Westaway, Dan Haigh, Charlie Simpson.

Basically its these guys without the drummer

And somehow that explained a lot, after realising who's behind it.

[–]shadowsoze 5 points6 points ago

Just shut up and take my money!

[–]i_love_younicorns 0 points1 point ago

it's from a .gif that someone posted a few hours ago

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

I have to admit, I still have no idea what this movie is going to be about.

But I'm going to see it.

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[–]HellaBitchin 0 points1 point ago

Could and will are different things. Nobody is doing you. yes that's all he did but he actually had the motivation to do it.

[–]thebuccaneersden -2 points-1 points ago

That looks really really bad

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[–]essjay2009 1 point2 points ago

I really doubt that. It seems far more likely that religious people will be offended by the topic of the film (that doesn't exist) the trailer is for.

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago*

there seems to be this belief that atheists get mad at anything religion related.

They don't. Atheists are able to enjoy entertainment even if it's related to religion, you know. If you are an atheist and you refuse to watch anything related, you are pretty much dismissing 20 centuries of art, a wholelot of music, movies, novels... I don't think anyone can be so stupid to do such thing. I myself am an atheist and some of my favourite pieces of entertainment are somehow related to religion. Guess what, that didn't stop me from enjoying it.

In fact I would say the most likely to get offended by this would be the exact opposite, christians, you know, with the whole "jesus destroys earth" thing and whatnot.

[–]iSmite 0 points1 point ago

It was obviously a joke. Why you people get so crazy??

[–]Sergnb 0 points1 point ago

it wasn't that obvious a joke, I apologize for overreacting.

[–]iSmite 0 points1 point ago

Lots of people did, not your fault.

[–]Larry_the_Unix_Guy 99 points100 points ago

What you're going to feel in a little while:

http://i.imgur.com/JlH3T.gif

[–]xposedbones 177 points178 points ago

If you stare at this long enough, you can actually make the upvote change directions!

[–]sebdef 124 points125 points ago

WHAT THE FUCK

[–]PalermoJohn 25 points26 points ago

moving pictures. it's rather new. the idea is that you rapidly show still images as to create the illusion of movement.

[–]mmhquite 17 points18 points ago

hah, like that shit is ever gonna catch on

[–]neverendingninja 12 points13 points ago

What goes up must come down.

[–]Confusion72 13 points14 points ago

PS There is a REALLY easy way to do it! Just flick your finger up in front of the screen to make them move up, and flick your finger down to make them go down. It is like flicking a light switch. You can probably also assign up to pressing a 'button' with your left hand and down to your right hand.

[–]miksedene 6 points7 points ago

Thanks to you I just spent an ungodly amount of time playing with this.

[–]DVNO911 5 points6 points ago

It's because the gif is made of only 2 frames.

[–]FalconOne 18 points19 points ago

cannot unsee

[–]vplatt 4 points5 points ago

Confidence is achieved when you can make it change direction at will.

True mastery is achieved when you can make each path different.

[–]marshall007 2 points3 points ago

"Jedi Knight" is achieved when you can make them pop off the screen and fly around the room.

[–]vplatt 0 points1 point ago

Always reading ahead! You're supposed to return them when you're done. I fixed that for ya Padawan.

[–]ttgo 4 points5 points ago

haha damn

[–]vertigo1083 1 point2 points ago

I always enjoy a good mindfuck before bed.

[–]fletcher720 0 points1 point ago

Also, they appear as orange letter Rs.

[–]Ninjatree 0 points1 point ago

It also seems to be moving faster once your mind switches to reverse mode.

[–]Eldeeff -1 points0 points ago

Alright! If you say so. Backwards upvote for you!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I want someone to have this gif altered so a giant atomic bomb downvote destroys everything. Maybe in the form of a grammar nazi

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[–]FuckItWellPostItLive 21 points22 points ago

I'm pretty sure that the vast majority of aussie redditors downvote every upside-down joke they see now. Shit gets old.

[–]ShallowBasketcase 3 points4 points ago

I'm not even Australian and I downvote all of those.

[–]Mbeatrice 14 points15 points ago

Good day. Welcome to what it feels like to hear the same old "make me a sandwich" joke as a woman.

It's not that it can't be funny (in the right context, such as when extremely unexpected,) it's that it's so overused that it is annoying.

[–]Cptn_Sisko 4 points5 points ago

Or watermelon, fried chicken, grape drink, "these are niggers, not black people," lulz blacks can't swim, hahaha funny black person name joke that I hear about us black people.

Gets old very very fast.

[–]KarmaPointsPlease 3 points4 points ago

C'mon, the La-a joke is hilarious every time. (Pronounced la-dash-a)

[–]Terminus14 3 points4 points ago

purple drank

FTFY

[–]anuwtheawesome -1 points0 points ago

G'day, 'eres an ol' upvote for ya!

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 95 points96 points ago

How are his lips the first thing to explode assuming it goes right through the center of the cigarette?

[–]lasagnarodeo 47 points48 points ago

Great question for the logic-dodgers at r/shittyaskscience

[–]trampus1 65 points66 points ago

He was probably wearing lip gloss. The ingredient that makes it shiny has been known to explode in the presence of whatever bullets are made of.

[–]zootphen 9 points10 points ago

Yes, many people don't understand the danger that comes from igniting the whale fat in lip gloss/balm.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

This an issue I know only too well. I lost my cat this way.

[–]zootphen 5 points6 points ago

I'm sorry for your loss.

[–]cheap_chopsticks 15 points16 points ago

Downvote arrows are wide, first contact is lips.

[–]Dickfore 38 points39 points ago

If the bullet had traveled through some tissue, the whole explodey effect is kind of accurate. When the bullet separates tissue that rapidly, it creates an enormous amount of hydrostatic pressure... What happens is that the separated tissue will recoil back and forth so fast it basically tears apart all the surrounding flesh. The atmospheric pressure drop caused by the bullet's super sonic motion wouldn't be enough to tear apart flesh, but it might hurt your eardrums if it passed close enough. But just traveling through the mouth itself wouldn't cause the lips to immediately explode like that

[–]bkauf7 12 points13 points ago

probably the pressure wave right behind the bullet entering the mouth cavity… or "hollywood"

[–]WilsonHanks 5 points6 points ago

Bad animation maybe?

[–]moooo566 1 point2 points ago

It's a special property of cigarettes. The effects is even more noticeable should one be shot in the cigar.

[–]astub15 7 points8 points ago

Your name disturbs me greatly.

[–]Delta-07 25 points26 points ago

You must be new here.

[–]alphabeat 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. It's the best joke we got. You see the usernames are funnier than regular usernames.

[–]xenodius 1 point2 points ago

Supposedly, the shockwave produced in air from a .50 BMG is capable of severing an arm from a training manicon-- analogous to a human arm-- from about 18 inches away from the target. It can kill you even if it misses. For a caliber like this, what they showed might not be too unreasonable. Slow-motion of fruit is certainly comparable.

[–]xenodius 9 points10 points ago

I stand corrected... though, because this guys mouth was closed, it may still make sense that the pressure from the bullet might be enough to tear his cheeks apart.

[–]mibmibmib 27 points28 points ago

Possibly, I was merely debunking the "It can kill you even if it misses" myth. It's just one of those things that makes me stay up late because goddamnit, mom, people are wrong on the internet. :)

[–]Clockian 8 points9 points ago

Because it has to be done.

Also, happy cake day!

[–]xenodius 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, that's why I said "purportedly". I'd heard it a lot, and I've never had the pleasure of shooting a .50 BMG, though I've held a couple and they're impressive enough to believe a rumor like that. I don't believe most of what I hear on the webs.

Unfortunately, some people believe what they hear selectively cough political extremists! cough like my brother, who dismisses positive facts about some candidates as false and embraces negative ones, and vice versa across party lines. That upsets me even more than embracing the whole internet as truth.

[–]notanotherpyr0 7 points8 points ago*

Lol, no. People have survived direct hits from a .50 BMG(they got hit in extremity and promptly lost or had their extremity extremely mangled). This was also definitely not a .50 BMG round(.50 caliber snipers are used to disable engines on vehicles, crazy long shots, or to kill people in fortified buildings. Otherwise they are too big, bulky, and heavy to carry around. An M24 has an effective range of 1500 meters when loaded with a .338 and weighs about a third what a .50 cal weighs) Lastly if a bullet was imparting that much energy on everything 18 inches away from it how would it travel 100 meters let alone the 2000 meters a .50 BMG can travel and hit a target.

[–]xenodius -2 points-1 points ago

Good point on conservation of energy, I didn't think of it like that. But I'll say that while a .338 may have an effective range of 1500 meters, it's not a very practical choice for that kind of distance. Though not much is very practical at that distance... which is why I'd want the biggest gun I could find. Actually, could we just get an orbital strike instead? Or maybe use one of those electrically-fired stacked barrels and just shoot the whole square mile at the same time?

[–]Brab69 1 point2 points ago

which is why I'd want the biggest gun I could find.

Does this tickle your fancy?

[–]xenodius 0 points1 point ago

I actually thought of that when I said that =D It's even awesomer than the .700 Nitro Express... or the .600 nitro pistol! =D

[–]notanotherpyr0 2 points3 points ago

Um you are aware that the longest shot in military history was with a .338 right? 2 kills, 2475 meters, in two consecutive shots, it is optimal at 1500 meters but that is by no means its limit. The .338 is the best sniper rifle bullet in the world hands down.

[–]davewuvswaffles 3 points4 points ago

Dat .338 Lapua Magnum

[–]xenodius -1 points0 points ago

Saying one rifle is the best is like saying one guitar is the best. Sure, it may be the most expensive, or great for a lot of things... but there's always another style of music that requires a different tool.

Each caliber is appropriate for a certain range and target. .338 is a good all-around rifle, but no rifle deserves "best in all cases". For example, fast and light bullets are extremely accurate at short ranges. For example, police sometimes use 22-250's like my Remington 700 series for urban shots under 600 yards, since it's incredibly flat-shooting at that range. I can hit a dollar bill at 500 yards, easy-- because it only drops a couple inches at that range, and wind is almost irrelevant at its speed. That's why it's a good rifle for small pests-- and high-speed, light bullets are exceptionally frangible. I've accidentally loaded cartridges so hot that they fall outside my twist rate, and they tear apart after they leave the barrel.

[–]CommanderFlapjacks 2 points3 points ago

“At this range? With this caliber? Even if I miss, I can’t miss.”

[–]sooshi 2 points3 points ago

I wish the Omar + Mouzone tag team lasted forever

[–]chairback 0 points1 point ago

brb rewatching season 3

[–]erythro 0 points1 point ago

isn't it his teeth exploding outward?

[–]Illah 0 points1 point ago

The bullet would hit his lips/teeth - the force on those high powered .50 rifles could easily do that. I would imagine a shot like that would take the guys head off down to near the collarbone. The specific animation might be a little inaccurate though.

It's like in the space shows when a meteor hits the Earth and explodes like a bomb, even though it's just rock hitting rock.

[–]epicwinfield 1 point2 points ago

The bullet started expanding outward once it hit the cigarette. That's why you see people who get shot in the head with just a tiny bullet hole up front but the back of their head no longer exists.

[–]TheDrBrian 0 points1 point ago

But a human head is significantly more dense than a ciggie. I very much doubt a carton of fags would change the shape of a bullet

[–]epicwinfield 0 points1 point ago

When something is moving that fast and designed to destroy itself, it doesn't take very much to do so.

[–]TheDrBrian 0 points1 point ago

But more than a few bits of paper and lightly packed dried leaves. A fag would do nothing to a bullet

[–]epicwinfield 0 points1 point ago

A fag would just start the process.

[–]sketchy123 14 points15 points ago

what movie is that from?

[–]CoughLCA 9 points10 points ago

I second this question

[–]stovenly[S] 16 points17 points ago

[–]CoughLCA 10 points11 points ago

I fourth Thank you

[–]Nebu 10 points11 points ago

[–]HaggarShoes 128 points129 points ago

That poor cigarette.

[–]Larry_the_Unix_Guy 291 points292 points ago

False.

Cigarettes will take your life and not think twice.

[–]WaywardSpaniard 143 points144 points ago

They won't even think once.

[–]dontlemmedown 52 points53 points ago

Last I checked, cigarettes weren't sentient beings.

[–]Jaged1235 115 points116 points ago

When was the last time you checked?

[–]dontlemmedown 132 points133 points ago

.... FUCK.

[–]alkapwnee 74 points75 points ago

i for one welcome our new cigarette overlords.

[–]robin5670 19 points20 points ago

All hail her smoky goddess!

[–]monkeyJ 19 points20 points ago

[–]Hamtastic1121 17 points18 points ago

Rule 34?

[–]masonmason22 0 points1 point ago

You've let me down.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

well the tobacco isn't. neither is the paper or the filter. but when you put them all together it's like a person.

[–]Nebu 1 point2 points ago

Ah yes, Searle's Chinese Tobacco thought experiment.

[–]bkauf7 -4 points-3 points ago

meh

[–]WaywardSpaniard 0 points1 point ago

I do what I can.

[–]HaggarShoes 13 points14 points ago

I once met a cigarette that could think. We fell in love. Whirlwind romance. It was just like a Disney movie. Then I smoked him/her after a brief but wonderful love-making session. I never looked back.

[–]The_designer_pro 7 points8 points ago

wait... you stuck a cigar in your butt hole and smoked it later..

[–]HaggarShoes 9 points10 points ago

How that follows I don't know... lest you assume all acts of lovemaking involve the butt. In which case... bravo Sherlock. Bravo.

[–]The_designer_pro 3 points4 points ago

ELEMENTARY MY DEAR WATSON! Thats all to it.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

You know you can have my cash but first I gotta ask what makes you want to live this kind of life?

[–]MrUppercut 1 point2 points ago

Actually the cig wants you life and not your cash. Good song tho

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah... I know. Maybe the cig is just more hardcore than the subject of that verse...

[–]Ramsurrun 1 point2 points ago

Cigarettes killed my father and raped my mother.

[–]Djirish 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag cigarette

[–]Beastface86 -2 points-1 points ago

Cigarettes killed my wife and raped my daughter

[–]zmeace 5 points6 points ago

is this from a movie? if so, what movie?

[–]plus_EV 4 points5 points ago

The most satisfying downvotes to give are the ones that bring a post to 0 or -1.

[–]Hanul14 9 points10 points ago

Think this needs a NSFW tag.

[–]KerrickLong 20 points21 points ago

Please mark this as NSFW.

[–]sierrabravo1984 0 points1 point ago

Seriously. I was eating breakfast. I'm getting sick of not being warned about seeing people die on reddit lately.

[–]BenderRodrigezz 12 points13 points ago

I'm pretty sure the actor survived this scene.

[–]HammerJack -1 points0 points ago

This is from a movie called In God We Trust it's in the trailer in fact.

I really don't understand your reasoning here, are you just a pansy that cannot look at any gore? Or do you really think that people run around the enemy lines filming them for kill confirmation?

[–]HairlessSasquatch 1 point2 points ago

'muricuh

[–]Entropy72 -4 points-3 points ago

This. My kids just saw this ಠ_ಠ

[–]frshmt 20 points21 points ago

[–]Entropy72 -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, did I accidentally wander into spacedicks?

[–]paniq 3 points4 points ago

A simple way to save the moment: "See. That's what your daddy will do if he ever catches you smokin'."

[–]Drunken_Economist 8 points9 points ago

Well I'm certainly not about to be the one that gives it to you.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 12 points13 points ago

I am.

[–]WarmGun_Happiness 2 points3 points ago

[–]goodguys9 2 points3 points ago

And EVERY subsequent downvote.

[–]Nebu 0 points1 point ago

Eh, you get used to it after a while. Especially if you start making high karma post, you just tell yourself all those downvotes are probably just the fuzzing algorithm.

[–]goodguys9 0 points1 point ago

Then there's me... I think I have more negative karma than the U.S. national debt...

[–]IDontShareMyUsername 2 points3 points ago

I saw the original gif earlier and the comment that said that someone just needs to animate animate the bullet as a downvote. I feel so cool!

[–]ravellover 2 points3 points ago

Here sir, have another.

[–]elcollin 2 points3 points ago

TIL that getting shot in the cigarette very briefly turns you into a Predator.

[–]NiallMurphy 2 points3 points ago

Where is this clip from?

[–]RaccoonYetiKiwi 4 points5 points ago

What is this from?

[–]pinkfloyd873 1 point2 points ago

What movie is this from?? It looks violent, I want to watch it now

[–]salton 2 points3 points ago

[–]pinkfloyd873 1 point2 points ago

Looks awful, I'm psyched. Love me some pulp action.

[–]salton 1 point2 points ago

Why is it that every time a cigarette is shown in film or tv it looks like it was lit just a second before?

[–]TripleHexxx 0 points1 point ago

It was.

[–]Clueless36 1 point2 points ago

Holy fuck what movie is this from?

[–]j-man1992 1 point2 points ago

How it feels to chew 5 Gum

[–]A_British_Gentleman 1 point2 points ago

NSFW tag. Use it.

[–]Beaumont21 2 points3 points ago

What movie is this?

[–]warbeagle 1 point2 points ago

I'm tired of seeing posts on the front page about "karma"

[–]JayDee240 2 points3 points ago

Your downvote gets my upvote. Well done.

[–]Nonvitae 1 point2 points ago

......well damn.

[–]ChrisMech 1 point2 points ago

Ow...

[–]BShears 1 point2 points ago

If you are the one that made this back in the other thread about lighting a cigarette, cool. You deserve the credit.

If not, fuck off.

[–]falconboom 0 points1 point ago

[–]afkobaya 6 points7 points ago

It's the same guy that posted this.

[–]lilstumpz -1 points0 points ago

I didn't say it wasn't.

[–]eternityrolls 0 points1 point ago

what movie is that?:)

[–]tonyp2121 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this from?

[–]olijackson64 0 points1 point ago

How the hell did the cigarette blow his lips around his head?

[–]Sc0ut503 0 points1 point ago

Is this from a movie?

[–]Nixdaboss 0 points1 point ago

Ahhh he looks like a watermelon splitting

[–]golmember 0 points1 point ago

It's an indescribable pain.

[–]chiefDCLXVI 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]mrp00sy 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this taken from?

[–]Earthief 0 points1 point ago

Meh after some time, you'll get used to it!

[–]silentkill144 0 points1 point ago

What movie is this from?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

oh jesus fucking shit fuck, the stupid faggots are trying to incite another holy war. would someone PLEASE start lacing bibles with fucking cyanide or something so we can get this bullshit over with?

[–]Atreyu429 0 points1 point ago

This is ridicously awesome

[–]Rapplejab 0 points1 point ago

Atleast he'll quit smoking now :')

[–]Early70sEnt 0 points1 point ago

I love getting downvotes. It means I'm not a fucking reddit conformist.

[–]docious 0 points1 point ago

Do you dorks really get that hung up on up/down votes? GAY!

[–]jtbowman421 -1 points0 points ago

ew

[–]LORDJEW_VAN_CUNTFUCK -1 points0 points ago

So are we just making up situations now that aren't even relatable just to get cool GIFs upvoted?

Who the fuck knows when they receive their "first downvote"? There's no indication. You'd only find it if you kept an eye on all of your submissions and posts.

[–]shawmutt -1 points0 points ago

I do. My first downvote broke my heart. I'm a cynic now.