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[–]unfuckwithab1e 86 points87 points ago

Maru! >'.'<

[–]microbio_girl 8 points9 points ago

I love Maru! I have spent way to much time watching him jump/slide into boxes!

[–]armabe 14 points15 points ago

There's no such things as "too much time spent watching Maru".

[–]faymao 0 points1 point ago

Me too. I have also shared Maru extensively with friends and family.

[–]Feltron 21 points22 points ago

Sesame Street Origins: Oscar.

[–]cIumsythumbs 1 point2 points ago

[–]Patchworkparamedic 17 points18 points ago

Fact: Cats are liquid

[–]fletcher720 9 points10 points ago

Thank you for subscribing to Cat Facts!

[–]Mattboucher 1 point2 points ago

Show me the cat facts

[–]Jill4ChrisRed 0 points1 point ago

I miss the Cat Fact novelty account :(

[–]myth1n 0 points1 point ago

To unsubscribe, please type in AJ3klja3kjas#QJAkjhhg#ajkjalkj@#AJklajkwljalwkj.com

[–]sweetgreggo 15 points16 points ago

I swear sometimes I think cats crawl into places just to see if they can.

[–]mky5439 43 points44 points ago

If I fits, I sits.

[–]Nodonn226 16 points17 points ago

Maru is the most adorable cat.

[–]dvdlesher 2 points3 points ago

Sometimes, I wonder what's in their head, crawling into weird, claustrophobic place like that....

[–]AytrusTekis 9 points10 points ago

Maru chan is clearly the most popular cat on the internet.

[–]DaChucky 4 points5 points ago

Top Cat!

For those that don't know, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Top_cat

[–]AriBBCP 1 point2 points ago

what

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

まるはかわいいwwwwwwwww!!!

[–]thebuccaneersden 6 points7 points ago

Oh Maru, Internet super cat star

[–]jackoman03 1 point2 points ago

Error 403: Forbidden.

What now?

[–]iamjoen 1 point2 points ago

He lives in a fucking trashcan!

[–]Reebzy 1 point2 points ago

Top Cat! The most effectual Top Cat! Who's intellectual close friends get to call him T.C. Providing it's with dignity.

Top Cat! The indisputable leader of the gang. He's the boss, he's a pip, he's the championship. He's the most tip top, Top Cat.

Yes he's a chief, he's a king, But above everything, He's the most tip top, Top Cat.

Top Cat!

[–]StickyBunz1 2 points3 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
If I fits, I sits. 202coms 1496pts 1mo aww

source: karmadecay

[–]Werv 5 points6 points ago

Different Subreddit, some of us unsubscribed to aww.

[–]HomerJunior 0 points1 point ago

Handy, because OP's link is dead now.

[–]BertrandLoganberry 1 point2 points ago

Hermit cat.

[–]nrokchi 0 points1 point ago

Just remember: we bred them to be like that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love garbage cat! So great! So amazing@ more white rum for garbage cat, what?

[–]Poofii 0 points1 point ago

Nell?

[–]Duckysaurus 0 points1 point ago

Oh my God! Someone arrest that cat for putting that cat in a bin!

[–]ZeeHanzenShwanz 0 points1 point ago

oh yeahh that's the stuff, boxes are so 2011

[–]frankiefightsfood 0 points1 point ago

Here I am KING!

[–]mrbooze 0 points1 point ago

Oh, god, Trapdoor Cat! THIS IS SERIOUS, PEOPLE!

[–]ninja_for_hire 0 points1 point ago

i feel like that would scrap his butthole

[–]rockmacho 0 points1 point ago

If it fits...

[–]Drewcula 0 points1 point ago

If I fits, I sits.

[–]coppolapsu 0 points1 point ago

If I fits, I sits.

[–]frameforger 0 points1 point ago

Fucking repost.

[–]kick_muncher 0 points1 point ago

This will protect me from the hot, Mexican sun.

[–]Hellothereawesome 0 points1 point ago

SO cute

[–]whydoipoopsomuch 0 points1 point ago

I bet maru can be a pain in the ass at times. It will be a day of mourning when its his time to go to the big box in the sky.

[–]Henryyilupe -1 points0 points ago

REEEEPOOOOST

but still upvoting.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Somebody already posted 'repost', your post is...

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

"If I fits, I sits"

[–]ThEbAsSdRoPpEr -1 points0 points ago

now its time to take out the trash

[–]youdontknowme1010101 -1 points0 points ago

A cat that puts itself in the trash, PERFECT!!!

I now wait for the downvotes....

[–]MADMANx511 -1 points0 points ago

Error 403 :(

[–]Woobachuckie -1 points0 points ago

If I fits, I sits. And stay there. For life.

[–]randyrectem -3 points-2 points ago

If I fits, I sits!