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[–]Toasted_Polar_Bear 827 points828 points ago

Designed to be offensive to everyone except stoners

[–]styleEnzo 341 points342 points ago

And Madagascarians, who are so offended that they'll survive any worldwide pandemic.

[–]FalseFactsOrg 221 points222 points ago

Sir! Our recent health reports show that 5 people have sneezed in the past fiv- SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!111

[–]Neoxite23 93 points94 points ago

I managed to start my disease in Madagascar and STILL didn't beat it because Japan Indonesia pulled the same thing.

[–]FunnyMan3595 67 points68 points ago

I started in Madagascar once. They closed their ports before I could get anywhere.

[–]Jaeser 7 points8 points ago

That's pretty sad.

[–]ZeMilkman 9 points10 points ago

I actually managed to get the whole world... You just have to sell all symptoms and increase resistance/modes of transmission. Then when all areas are infected you start with the symptoms that increases transmission (you don't give a fuck about visibility now) and when most people are infected you start buying the symptoms that cause death.

That only worked 1 time though... When I started in Madagascar.

[–]davydude 3 points4 points ago

Yeah I do this most times I play too, but then they always try to cure something that does nothing to you!

[–]seconddealer 4 points5 points ago

What game is this in reference to?

[–]Bford 38 points39 points ago

[–]hobbington 3 points4 points ago

so many hours to get that perfect run...

[–]TuriGuiliano 10 points11 points ago

Pandemic 2

[–]Endur0 7 points8 points ago

Pandemic2

[–]Parthenonn 5 points6 points ago

Once you start you never stop.

[–]3000dollarsuit 7 points8 points ago

Pandemic 2

[–]gcline33 71 points72 points ago

as a Californian and a non-ent i am still not offended

[–]puddin1 12 points13 points ago

I spent a good minute wondering what the fuck relevance that picture had to smoking pot being bad in the public's eye..... damn you...

[–]domasin 14 points15 points ago

What ever you linked me to, DO WANT!

[–]a4moondoggy 2 points3 points ago

two words...drum circles.

[–]Frank5 72 points73 points ago

Not offensive to South Korea, because there is no time to be offended by anything between Starcraft games.

[–]Slemo 86 points87 points ago

Not offensive to North Korea, because they will never see this.

[–]Shippoyasha 8 points9 points ago

Not offensive to NK because being in an undead bliss is probably a better fate than experiencing a living hell.

[–]manmannen-of-sweden 30 points31 points ago

and scandis, assholes? im offended by not being offended enough

[–]iLEZ 4 points5 points ago

I'm almost proud that the maker of the map could not come up with more than "assholes", and lump us together with Germany etc. This map needs a zoomed-in european detail! =) I'll help:

  • Us Swedes are socially awkward and semi-racist and support dictatorships while claiming neutrality.
  • Norwegians club seals.
  • Danes are racist stoners.
  • Finns are alcoholic and quiet.
  • Germans.
  • The Dutch are pedophile stoners.
  • French.
  • Brits have bad teeth and are generally ugly. Chavs. Poor people.
  • Everything ex-soviet is filled with mafia thugs and synthetic drugs that eat your flesh and prostitutes that also eat your flesh.
  • Italy is racist and corrupt and misogynistic.
  • Everything in the Balkans is war-related.
  • The Irish are drunken bastards.
  • Greece LOL.

[–]EndOfTheDream 71 points72 points ago*

Bjork? I like Bjork!

[–]Rmeder1 35 points36 points ago

[–]fatkidinasuit 7 points8 points ago

banned from r/pyongyang

[–]FlapScrap 42 points43 points ago

Sup from Portland, hey hey.

[–]annaese 27 points28 points ago

I don't think anyone in the Northwest will be offended. Portland ents unite!

[–]Brewkelyn 12 points13 points ago

Awh yeah northwest. I've lived in Portland my whole life, living anywhere else seems weird.

[–]Fishbone_V 6 points7 points ago

anywhere in Oregon or northern Cali is all the same. Came from Santa Cruz, went up to Ashland, now Portland. It's all the same place with some different gimmicks.

[–]neren 6 points7 points ago

Ashland, Portland, and Eugene are veeeeery different from the rest of Oregon.

[–]Fishbone_V 4 points5 points ago

There's more of Oregon!?

[–]profplum13 15 points16 points ago

As a 'Seattleite' who just smoked a bowl, I agree with Toasted_Polar_Bear's statement 0.o

[–]IHeartDay9 20 points21 points ago

Checked map. Saw where I am labeled stoners. Was all like "meh, can't argue with that". Also, BC bud is awesome.

[–]schmalpal 2 points3 points ago

Exactly - that's not an insult to someone on the west coast.

[–]theillinestvillain 6 points7 points ago

Came here to say that what I came here to say has already been said.

[–]WA808L 1 point2 points ago

Haha and hawaii.. but i guess we could count as stoners?

[–]dizzy-vision 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what I thought when I saw I was in that category.

[–]Ashriel 1 point2 points ago

And "freaks". The rest of them are topical and relevant to their populations; "freaks" just seems like they couldn't think of anything and needed a pejorative.

[–]Rokkjester 1 point2 points ago

Ain't even mad.

[–]scar1026 1 point2 points ago

And New Zealand... hobbits aren't bad

[–]APSupernary 1 point2 points ago

I should have never doubted that I would see this comment here already. No need for me to go any further in the thread, thanks for saving me some time.

[–]YouWereTheOne 1 point2 points ago

Yep, not offended here.

[–]frozenstuff 263 points264 points ago

Could have done better than "freaks".

[–]CaptainCurl 49 points50 points ago

Oh I know, im actually dissapointed, im from michigan here and they could have done way better with this one.

[–]Heliophobe 16 points17 points ago

...Josh?

[–]SilverContrails 12 points13 points ago

...Carl?

[–]Volopok 4 points5 points ago

...No.

[–]Pillagerguy 3 points4 points ago

Crap.

[–]runasone 30 points31 points ago

Yeah that one confused me. I'm from Wisconsin and it would have made a lot more sense to throw us in with Canada as "Drunks and Nothing".

[–]Conquestador 14 points15 points ago

Well, they threw in south Ontario and Québec with "Freaks", too.

[–]julia-sets 10 points11 points ago

I am also from Wisconsin and I'm typing this agreement in between beers.

[–]lesean25 56 points57 points ago

i dont understand this. why are us northeasterners known to the world as freaks?

[–]zeppelin0110 26 points27 points ago

I don't get the reference, either.

[–]Wargall 93 points94 points ago

Because fuck you guys

[–][deleted] 15 points16 points ago

SO. MANY. CHAMPIONSHIPS.

[–]PsychedelicFairy 34 points35 points ago

Everyone sees you as one of four types of person: Jerry, George, Kramer, or Elaine.

[–]RittMomney 8 points9 points ago

except that Chicago and DC and Boston are also part of "freaks" but Seinfeld is only for NYC and has completely diff stereotypes

[–]Clown_Shoe 46 points47 points ago

Ha such a George thing to say.

[–]EnemyScoot 24 points25 points ago

I'm a freak and I'm proud.

[–]Jr05s 1 point2 points ago

" US politicians"

[–]LupeFiascoStoleMyHat 169 points170 points ago

Hobbits really aren't that offensive. 'Sheep Shaggers' might have worked a little better.

[–]StewieNZ 194 points195 points ago

Simply not including NZ would of made it more offensive than anything else pretty much.

[–]LupeFiascoStoleMyHat 49 points50 points ago

Heh, yeah I've seen those maps. I was on a website once that asked you to click on your country as part of the registration process... and NZ just didn't exist.

[–]Wargall 46 points47 points ago

Wait, NZ is a real place?

[–]LupeFiascoStoleMyHat 80 points81 points ago

I hope so, or I'm currently floating in the south pacific experiencing one hell of a hallucination :)

[–]BrainInAJar 49 points50 points ago

see: Stoners

[–]Womec 5 points6 points ago

Exactly like Zelda: Link's Awakening.

[–]DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA 2 points3 points ago

You don't think all those weird ass little birds really exist, do you?

[–]Fungineero 39 points40 points ago

Sheep Shaggers or making it the same color as Australia.

[–]I_may_be_crazy 32 points33 points ago

An Aussie and a Kiwi are driving down the road pretty fast with the Kiwi at the wheel. All of a sudden the Kiwi slams on the brakes. He gets out, and goes over to the fence where a sheep has his head stuck. He licks his lips, unbuckles his jeans and goes to work. The Aussie comes up, and says "mate, WTF are you doing?" To which the Kiwi responds "no worries, you can have it next." "Alright" says the Aussie, who waits for him to be done with the sheep before putting his head between the fence posts.

[–]snappy121 2 points3 points ago

Thats wales

[–]drockers 2 points3 points ago

I would have called the New Zealanders Australians and pissed off everyone.

[–]pntless 69 points70 points ago

I am not offended.

[–]iesvs 56 points57 points ago

Yeah, I really didn't mind being called a penguin, either.

[–]Ghostalker474 9 points10 points ago

The house across the street was raided for being a meth lab 2 months ago... I think this is surprisingly accurate.

[–]JMJAWS 33 points34 points ago

I live in Hawaii and I am offended that I am not on this map!

[–]BongoBoyBurmann 43 points44 points ago

"Tourists and fatties" happy now?

[–]Bazing1980 5 points6 points ago

Omg spam is so good!

[–]cIumsythumbs 10 points11 points ago

It worked, then.

[–]SimilarImage 301 points302 points ago

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3 weeks TheDerpaSherpa How we Stereotype the World (by insulting Everybody!) here 183 545
1 month boobharris I guess I live in the "Freaks" region. /r/pics 33 43
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[–]Burlapin 47 points48 points ago

Shit, this bot has been in almost every thread I've seen tonight... so many reposts. I'm wondering if I should downvote, or give Reddit up to it. :/

[–]Geedunk 14 points15 points ago

Except this thread is literally the same title as it was 7 months ago... I feel your pain.

[–]Pop_Off 4 points5 points ago

"Exactly" would have been a better word than "literally."

[–]Kelvara 2 points3 points ago

Neither is correct, as in the previous version it says "everyone" rather than "every person."

[–]mhelliwell 65 points66 points ago

I am mostly offended by how unfunny this is.

[–]Thatsnotgonewell 27 points28 points ago

So 56 posts and apparently no one has noticed, the tsunami victims zone should be further west in Sumatra, Indonesia. You have it in new guinea and a few other islands which were not impacted by the 2004 tsunami.

[–]Lysus 8 points9 points ago

I came here to say this.

I'm glad someone else had noticed it at least.

[–]AlanRickmansSmile 25 points26 points ago

Hobbits aren't offensive, they're cooler than you

[–]invisiblewar 81 points82 points ago

When I finally read Australia I LOL'D pretty hard. So hard that I farted blood

[–]OnlysayswhatIwant 62 points63 points ago

That is frighteningly detailed and specific...ಠ_ಠ

[–]Pub_Squash 20 points21 points ago

could you inform me why i should find it offensive?

[–]adjective-noun 21 points22 points ago

Yeah you can tell the person who originally made this was from the US. What's offensive about Arkansas? Or am I literally too stupid to insult?

[–]big_dirt 5 points6 points ago

Thank you.

[–]thegreatmisanthrope 4 points5 points ago

I think he was implying its filled with dense wilderness crazy locals and dangerous animals, except with water around it.

[–]Dudestorm 7 points8 points ago

As an Arkansan, let me tell you about our stereotypes: General ignorance Obesity Guys my age spend what little money we have on ridiculous v8 powered asskicking muscle cars. (actually kinda Australian? You guys like our cars and vice versa) Incest Drunkenness Lots of wildlife relative to many of the other united states (I agree with few of these, and I don't think I meet any of them. Regardless, it is what it is.)

[–]telephonepiano 10 points11 points ago

Australians have the cars and the drunkenness and the wildlife.

Obesity, ignorance and incest aren't that common.

[–]Starayo 10 points11 points ago

As someone from the sutherland shire, I disagree with ignorance being uncommon.

[–]g_borris 7 points8 points ago

Australia is the sixth most obese nation in the world. As far as the other two I heard you have something called a bogan?

[–]Lachlan91 4 points5 points ago

Yes, a bogan would be Australia's equivalent of a redneck.

[–]Pantyraidz 14 points15 points ago

PICS!

[–]Wargall 11 points12 points ago

Doctor? Nah, just go to askreddit

"guys i fart blood wat do?"

[–]dietz203 5 points6 points ago

delete facebook, hit the gym, join a credit union. And if all else fails lawyer up.

[–]AstroChuppa 6 points7 points ago

Well it might be offensive to us, if we knew anything about Arkansas... As it is, its like "Random American State... with beaches" ... which isnt really that offensive, other than being completely American-Centric :P

[–]ForeverOdd 33 points34 points ago*

As someone who lives in Arkansas, I would like to sincerely apologize to any Australians who were (and should be) highly offended. But at least you have a beach. :(

EDIT: In general, the issue with Arkansas is the same as it is with other, similar, southern states. I suppose this should not really be offensive to Australians, since it does not seem to be the case that you are in any way similar, except that you share the same idiots the entire human population has.

Also, I don't really dislike Arkansas as an area (except for the awful weather sometimes) because it is Naturally beautiful in some areas. As I said elsewhere, the issue is with the population. GENERALLY speaking, the people here have the same problem as other areas around the southern U.S. and the world, such as small mindedness, bigotry, imposing religious views on others, etc.

And the accents. I'm sure you could find local advertisements of car dealerships from Arkansas online somewhere. There is a 100% chance that that person in the ad while have an accent. It starts to grind on a person's nerves after a short time.

[–]lizzyrobina 55 points56 points ago

whats wrong with arkansas? i am australian

[–]RobotsRaaz 37 points38 points ago

Yeah I'm not getting why I should be offended.

[–]goosetech 31 points32 points ago

I googled it and still don't get it. Found out they hate it when you pronounce the name the way it is spelt though.

[–]theoffcell 16 points17 points ago

In America, everyone usually hates where they live.

Source: American.

[–]Im_SloMoShun 2 points3 points ago

In most places. People here in Maryland all love Maryland. Its a great state

[–]insertAlias 22 points23 points ago

Notice how Arkansas is in the section of the map labeled "Jesus and Meth"? Arkansas is basically the backwater of the US.

Actually, you can tell this map was made by an American. We get three categories to ourselves. Other countries are lucky if they don't share a category with their neighbors.

[–]Smokey651 9 points10 points ago

As someone who lives in Arkansas, if Australia is like us with a beach then I want to move there. The nature in Arkansas is why I love it. Why u no like living here?

[–]potpan0 29 points30 points ago*

I don't get how the U.K. is inbreeding. Yorkshire, maybe, but not the entire U.K.

EDIT: OK, 'Up North' and Essex as well.

[–]lawlredditlawl 16 points17 points ago

Its the same as people thinking americans are all rednecks...

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago*

I've never heard that said by anyone. Ever.

[–]DrSmoke 6 points7 points ago

Because that is what the royal families did for a thousand years.

[–]Twad 2 points3 points ago

But the English royal family is from Germany isn't it?

[–]Abstract_Logic 15 points16 points ago

im right on the Freak/Jesus/meth line. making me a Jesus Freak on meth

[–]dakunism 8 points9 points ago

FUCK MADAGASCAR AND THEIR OVER-PROTECTIVENESS TO SHIP TRAVELLING DISEASES!!!

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

I'm offended that my country is labelled "Inbreeding"

It should be "Moaning, whining, opinionated fucks"

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 33 points34 points ago

Closed ports is my favorite.

[–]Toasted_Polar_Bear 8 points9 points ago

i don't trust your judgement...

[–]ronaldwatson1 6 points7 points ago

i live in california and i find nothing offensive about this

[–]sublimnl 6 points7 points ago

Sluts and slums? Sign me up!

[–]Ripoleon_Bowlaparte 5 points6 points ago

as a stoner in california, I am not offended

[–]mestisnewfound 6 points7 points ago

South Africa is a damn compliment.

[–]anntastic69 6 points7 points ago

Only bad thing you can say about New Zealand: Hobbits.

Ain't Even Mad

[–]lebirdman 12 points13 points ago

The only part that offended me was the crack about the penguins.

[–]haiku_robot 16 points17 points ago

The only part that 
offended me was the crack 
about the penguins.

[–]mctaks 25 points26 points ago

As I Canadian, I am proud to be drunk right now :)

[–]WaffleAttackCobra 15 points16 points ago

I'm sorry

[–]manthedan10 6 points7 points ago

not offensive to bjork

[–]nomad1287 5 points6 points ago

Yeah I get most of it except whet you did for Australia. Please Explain?

[–]megatom0 10 points11 points ago

I don't get how Hobbits is offensive to New Zealand?

[–]SonOfMyFather 8 points9 points ago

Nah, I live on the west coast and damn near everyone my age is a stoner. That is hardly as offensive as Inbreeding or Arkansas with a beach shudder

[–]PluralofFish 7 points8 points ago

Doesn't really work with Australia, seeing as the majority of us don't know fucking shit about Arkansas.

[–]LLFoolJ 14 points15 points ago

No one in Australia knows anything about Arkansas so maybe try updating it before you repost it again

[–]rekk14 14 points15 points ago

Can anyone explain the Somolian/Ethiopian region being a "Liberterians Wet Dream" -- Warlord tyrants = limited government? I get the humor for the most part, but that one area just flew by me.

[–]ledat 20 points21 points ago

The joke is based on the idea that there's no government in Somalia. While there is a nominal national government, it only holds tenuous power, and only then in the capital. So the point, then, is to insult Libertarians by claiming that the removal of formal government (oft wished for by Anarcho-Capitalists and their ilk) would not lead to an increase in liberty, but rather to warlord tyranny.

Like the rest of these labels, there's some distortion and misrepresentation, but that's the basic idea behind that one.

[–]Tdude123 3 points4 points ago

Actually, penguins are pretty goddamn cool.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Arkansas with beaches!? FUCK YOU ALL!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

How is somalia a libertarian's wet dream?

not trolling, I'm genuinely confused.

[–]SexGnome 5 points6 points ago

because there is basically no federal government in Somalia, no regulation, everyone has a gun, ect...its a satirical view of libertarians.

[–]ME3EndingRuinedMyLyf 3 points4 points ago

Watch this and then read the Mises Institute article linked in the description.

[–]invisible_drive 2 points3 points ago

lawlessness Mexico? right on the money

[–]Thewoodinater 2 points3 points ago

Wish I was with those Starcraft zombies...

[–]bulletprooff 2 points3 points ago

I'm portuguese, and I'm OK with being a lazy fuck.

[–]gentlemandinosaur 2 points3 points ago

"Arkansas with a beach"... is the funniest fucking thing ever.

[–]supersmurf 2 points3 points ago

Most of it prejudice in a fun and smart way, but some is just written in all haste for filling it out. What's with skandinavians are assholes? They're like canadian times two.

[–]daniel_hlfrd 6 points7 points ago

I live in Arkansas and I'm actually quite proud that we're on the same level as Australians. Them's is fine folk.

[–]tristanater786 6 points7 points ago

I apologize that Canada is viewed that way, we will do our best to fix it.

[–]BoOtto 5 points6 points ago

The part about Scandinavia seems right. We are huge douche bags.

[–]tamakitty22 1 point2 points ago

Bjork! Iceland! Yay!

[–]Alxe 1 point2 points ago

On behalf of many (not all) Spaniards, yes, we are very lazy people. But we do our work right... yeah sure.

[–]HaydenB 1 point2 points ago

ok... just so I know... what is Arkansas like?

[–]Zigtastic 2 points3 points ago

Beautiful

[–]omplatt 1 point2 points ago

Freak and proud!

[–]dont_press_ctrl-W 1 point2 points ago

Icelanders who like Bjork will probably be okay with this.

And newzelander hobbits as well.

[–]crusaderpat 1 point2 points ago

They got "tsunami victims" in the wrong spot

[–]likestea 1 point2 points ago

Asshole here. Will crap all over you.

[–]Mack1295 1 point2 points ago

Arkansas with a beach isn't so bad...

[–]dont_hassle_me 1 point2 points ago

"Developed Africa"

The quotes make this a thousand times more accurate.

[–]xXEvanatorXx 1 point2 points ago

Madagascar made me laugh.

[–]timo103 1 point2 points ago

"Drunks and nothing" good sir? WE ARE PROUD MOOSE.

[–]SilverdudeJT 1 point2 points ago

I am a Jew and I am not offended. I DEMAND MY EQUALITY OF OFFENSE.

[–]mortiphago 1 point2 points ago

how can i be offended by "political strife" when its true?

[–]MistaBig 1 point2 points ago

Hooray for stoners!

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[–]Lyall18 1 point2 points ago

New Zealand got off easy!

[–]Crimms 1 point2 points ago

False, Madagascar only has one port.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I wasn't offended with the Arkansas thing, but I guess Americans would get it. Also, I'm immune to the convict joke since I live in South Australia.

[–]zerog20 1 point2 points ago

*from the American perspective of course!

[–]entwo 1 point2 points ago

I'm an Australian, how would I be offended by being compared to some American state that I don't know?

[–]StevenMunterK 1 point2 points ago

Personally, I'm proud to be a hobbit

[–]Tattered 1 point2 points ago

MADAGASCARRRRRR

[–]arcticfox 1 point2 points ago

What's wrong with Hobbits? Some of my best friends are hobbits.

[–]SoThenISays 1 point2 points ago

Well, Iceland got off pretty easy.

[–]jpj007 1 point2 points ago

Clearly, I must go to Scandinavia and join my people.

[–]bearcream34 1 point2 points ago

finally someone put Penguins in their fucking place.

[–]MindlessGamble 1 point2 points ago

My fist went into the air when I saw I landed on the "Freaks" side rather than "Jesus and Meth". xD

[–]Keele0 1 point2 points ago

Laughed SO FUCKING HARD at North and South Korea.

[–]Ma8icMurderBag 1 point2 points ago

except Bjork.

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

Really? I'm supposed to be offended by "freaks"? More like confused.

[–]Tezameru 1 point2 points ago

Lazy fucks in Germany? That's.. not a real insult, is it?

[–]nj711 1 point2 points ago

"Developed Africa" is most definitely a compliment.

[–]gumblegod 1 point2 points ago

Australian here... no idea what Arkansas even is

[–]sonce 1 point2 points ago

I guess we are corrupt and broken...If talking about our politics than I more than agree.

[–]pokerhontes 1 point2 points ago

i cant be offended if i dont know what the hell arkansas is like..

[–]thedude213 1 point2 points ago

I'm from Pennsylvania, and the best they could come up with was freaks? Freaks? Really? I'm glad we're using terminology that may have been offensive 100 years ago.

[–]joethedreamer 1 point2 points ago

I hate to be that dude, but that's pretty accurate. Hate me now.

[–]Telesystematic 1 point2 points ago

Not really offensive. Just stupid.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Scandinavians=assholes? Bitch please. I am NOT offended. dude, come on. We're soulless robots. Being called an asshole is a compliment.

[–]Asyx 1 point2 points ago

FUCK YEAH! I'm just an asshole and not a nazi like I'm always in those maps.

[–]sunshine_eyes 1 point2 points ago

I like being in the Stoner part of the world.

[–]SteveTheDragonborn 1 point2 points ago

I'm British and not inbred. UK Redditors; you guys inbred? I've not heard of inbreeding anywhere near me...

[–]eikkka 1 point2 points ago

I find it funny that the designer had nothing mean to say about us so he/she ended up calling us just "Assholes".

[–]jwatkins29 1 point2 points ago

The real question is where in the world is carmen sandiego?

[–]AslanxDiedxlolx 1 point2 points ago

Their is nothing wrong with being a stoner. Thanks for the compliment!