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all 21 comments

[–]spaghetea 11 points12 points ago

This is funny. It was a funny post. I laughed due to this posts humor. This is funny.

[–]zeJohner 6 points7 points ago

Why the fuck is the bird licking his watch?

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[–]westdonkeykong 0 points1 point ago

Quite

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 8 points9 points ago

Oh please, birds fly fast. He could easily sparrow few seconds.

[–]johndeer89 1 point2 points ago

Unest he had a broken wing.

[–]Dustin- 1 point2 points ago

But then how would he be raven at me?

[–]johndeer89 1 point2 points ago

If it's not raining or hailing and just all around goof feather, then he should have no problem.

[–]The_Bearded_Beast 3 points4 points ago

I did too, the first time I saw it. even the second time. hell, even the third through the sixty fourth time I laughed a little. but this time....not even a fucking smile.

[–]kj01a 1 point2 points ago

[–]John_Redcorn126 1 point2 points ago

The avoidance of puns such as "it's 3 birdy" or "4 o'cluck" means you're doing god's work son.

[–]JankBoy 1 point2 points ago

I originally read this as "I'm Fucking a Bird"... Which makes sense because birds frequently fuck. I was confused though by the lack of fucking happening in the picture. If bird fucking is in the equation, then I fucking expect to see some fucking birds fucking!

Or as my auntie used to say... "Birds of a feather fuck together!"

[–]vyporx 1 point2 points ago

Got me as well.

upvote.

[–]loathing 0 points1 point ago

That's no watch, that sir is an imaginary tattoo of a sundial.

[–]MacMcIrish 0 points1 point ago

Well that caught me off guard.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

animals are always talking about being animals.

[–]TFlo1213 -1 points0 points ago

A repost made the front page? Amazing.

[–]TheSilentGiraffe[S] 0 points1 point ago

This made the front page? oh shit

[–]shazaam23 0 points1 point ago

A hearty chuckle bellowed through the halls of my residence this night.

[–]dcorso1 0 points1 point ago

funniest thing i've seen in weeks.

[–]leddirkson -3 points-2 points ago

Reeeepost