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I wonder how many women would do this if they were given a penis... (i.imgur.com)

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[–]hellowren 255 points256 points ago

Since I was a teenager I've had dreams where suddenly I grow a penis (literally grow. I watch it come out) and the entire dream I'm trying to find somewhere to be alone, either by myself or with a girl that I've found, but I keep getting interrupted and I always wake up right before the good stuff.

[–]This_Turns_Me_On 339 points340 points ago

↑ ✔

[–]almondj 14 points15 points ago

holly shit novelty account

[–]vulcan1358 19 points20 points ago

Continue please

[–]ElasticZeus 13 points14 points ago

I have dreams that I'm having sex with a woman (with my dream penis). If I think of those dreams when I have sex with me boyfriend... It brings me to orgasm.

[–]WarmGun_Happiness 7 points8 points ago

Arrrrrr matey!

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    [–]BRGpants 26 points27 points ago

    relevant hentai comic

    [–]orzof 23 points24 points ago

    Only found the one, huh?

    [–]FishWash 9 points10 points ago

    thanks

    [–]inspectordeazoteas 6 points7 points ago

    Fap-thirty again? Time flies. BRB.

    [–]ParadroidX 2 points3 points ago

    what

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      [–]agentfantabulous 8 points9 points ago

      I had peeing-standing-up dreams for years. In the dreams I'd always be horny as hell, trying to piss standing up, usually with someone standing outside the door waiting for me to go somewhere.

      Then, I had two dreams where I actually had a penis. The first, I was wearing roller skates, trying to pee with my brand new penis and falling down. The second, I successfully peed. I haven't had one since.

      [–]malachi23 5 points6 points ago

      For the love of all that's holy, tell us you can draw. Please?

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        [–]TheChileanBlob 277 points278 points ago

        I'm a woman and this is absolutely the first thing I would do. And the second thing. Then I would pee outdoors. Then, back to the first thing.

        [–]Vark675 100 points101 points ago

        It'd be second for me. First would be to do that thing where you stand there with no underwear and flop your genitals around. That makes me laugh.

        Then I'd jerk off, then I'd pee outdoors. I'd try and get a blowjob too, see what all the fuss is about.

        [–]pweet 76 points77 points ago

        No fuss, girlfriend - everything you've heard is true.

        [–]nofelix 60 points61 points ago

        If you discovered that blowjobs blew your mind, would you give more blowjobs when you went back to being a woman?

        [–]Vark675 60 points61 points ago

        Probably, yeah.

        [–]CavernousJohnson 74 points75 points ago

        Somebody get this woman a penis! For the good of all mankind!

        [–]smoke_you 21 points22 points ago

        From now on, I only want blowjobs from women with penises.

        [–]Squatso 1 point2 points ago

        Chicks-with-dicks exclusive.

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          [–]Unstoppable_wigger 38 points39 points ago

          Quick! Take mine - with your mouth.

          [–]Shmexy 50 points51 points ago

          get a blowjob

          You say that like it's easy

          [–]ColdHotCool 15 points16 points ago

          ...... Fucking dead easy.

          She would have boobs, and a dick....

          Gay men love boobs (mostly), and also coincidently love dick.

          [–]Aspel 13 points14 points ago

          What kind of gay man loves boobs? It's straight people that jack off to transsexual porn and futa doujin.

          [–]WaffleKitty 22 points23 points ago

          We do...?

          [–]Aspel 2 points3 points ago

          Why would gay men jack off to women? Besides, straight men like dick. It's all in A Billion Wicked Thoughts. It's primarily straight men looking at the 'shemale' porn. Gay guys aren't attracted to transsexuals because transwomen are women.

          Why would gays like women?

          [–]WaffleKitty 2 points3 points ago

          Well, as a straight guy, i can tell you i don't like dicks unless it's my own.

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                    [–]LANshark 78 points79 points ago

                    Peeing outdoors is the Greatest Thing Since Another Great Thing.

                    [–]Zelcron 19 points20 points ago

                    Not as great as peeing on fire.

                    [–]Freak_Power 9 points10 points ago

                    STAND UPWIND.

                    [–]Archon457 1 point2 points ago

                    I agree with this statement.

                    [–]NBudinich 1 point2 points ago

                    One never forgets a face full of pee steam.

                    [–]ksandifer138 2 points3 points ago

                    I just want to piss my name on things. Like streets and fences.

                    [–]bbibber 1 point2 points ago

                    It helps to have a short name though.

                    [–]ksandifer138 1 point2 points ago

                    I'll drink a bunch of beer. Seems to work pretty well in the 3 minute long piss department.

                    [–]BearPond 1 point2 points ago

                    Dude, see a doctor about that.

                    [–]azza10 1 point2 points ago

                    ...I must try this.

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                      [–]nomorerae 43 points44 points ago

                      I pee outdoors. You just need to work on your kegals.

                      [–]ToxicFlow 37 points38 points ago

                      ಠ_ಠ

                      [–]JEaglewing 4 points5 points ago

                      Upvote for relevant name

                      [–]foodandart 11 points12 points ago

                      This. Totally.

                      I'd also try and write my name in the snow..

                      [–]MrBoomBoxa 6 points7 points ago

                      Let me tell you something, its hard a fuck.

                      [–]AlannaRenae 23 points24 points ago

                      I would do this. I would also like to see what it feels like to fuck a woman and get a blowjob. I'd also play with how much a beating balls can take and how much it pressure it takes to hurt them...

                      [–]SketchNbeans 77 points78 points ago

                      Believe me, you don't fuck around with the penis pebbles. At least, not after the first accidental nutshot of your life.

                      [–]Cease_one 34 points35 points ago

                      I'm adding Penis pebbles to my vocabulary now.

                      [–]mezzanomarcus 1 point2 points ago

                      Or a tip flick! fuck I just cringed

                      [–]magical_trevor86 1 point2 points ago

                      yes penis pebbles is my new word now, I thank you

                      [–]Dresdain 111 points112 points ago

                      That would be the shortest experiment ever, one thump of one of them and you would be like NOPE

                      [–]applllesauce 2 points3 points ago

                      Then why don't guys wear a cup or some sort of padded protection over them all the time? Why doesn't sitting hurt?

                      [–]MrBoomBoxa 21 points22 points ago

                      Because our thigh design cradles our man jewels.

                      [–]bluemeep 1 point2 points ago

                      99.9995% of the time, anyway. There's always that one off where something didn't retract right, or you sat at an angle, or the seam of your pants was pushing down the wrong way...

                      [–]MrBoomBoxa 1 point2 points ago

                      I hate that, it shows through your jeans when you have a boner.

                      [–]jasonhalo0 1 point2 points ago

                      Because cups are uncomfortable and would probably look bad. And most people sit on their ass, not their balls.

                      [–]mrtnclzd 1 point2 points ago

                      Men don't sit on their genitals, mind you.

                      [–]this_makes_no_sense 1 point2 points ago

                      You think guys...sit on their balls?

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                        [–]cohrt 32 points33 points ago

                        I'd also play with how much a beating balls can take and how much it pressure it takes to hurt them...

                        a miniscule amount

                        [–]vcarl 11 points12 points ago

                        The worst is when you bump them just hard enough and there's that moment of "Oh god" before the pain sets in.

                        [–]Its_aTrap 4 points5 points ago

                        Happened to me last night playing beer pong. Got drunk bent over to grab a ball and my friend tried to give me a "Good job sport" pat on the ass, ended up tapping the balls (Taps are the worst) I sat there for a moment then I was just like "Oh god...here it comes".

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                          [–]Seithin 25 points26 points ago

                          Run some cotton candy over those suckers and you'll be crying yourself to sleep for the next 2 weeks.

                          [–]MrWinks 19 points20 points ago

                          The irony is this isn't too far off. they're about as sensitive as your eyeballs. you don't fuck with them.

                          [–]zumacroom 30 points31 points ago

                          Actually, you kind of DO fuck with them...

                          [–]chrontonic 21 points22 points ago

                          I think you're doing it wrong

                          [–]ecmmyers 19 points20 points ago

                          Nah man, making tea.

                          [–]Nexusmaxis 2 points3 points ago

                          you telling me you don't love a good ball dipping?

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                            [–]VoodooIdol 13 points14 points ago

                            WAY more sensitive than your eyeballs. I've been punched in the eye hard enough for it to shut completely from the swelling. It didn't knock the wind out of me. It wasn't even remotely as close to as painful.

                            I've also had a piece of fiberglass stuck in my cornea - not even close to ball pain.

                            [–]MrBoomBoxa 1 point2 points ago

                            Taking a punch to the kidney. That made me walk funny for 2 weeks.

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                              [–]EvensongSunsoar 2 points3 points ago

                              For some reason this comment made me laugh for a solid 45 seconds. My boyfriend was confused as fuck, and me telling him what you said did not clear things up.

                              Good job sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.

                              [–]Valdanos 1 point2 points ago

                              Okay, you've got me curious as to the interaction between cotton candy and testicles...

                              [–]dhthoff 8 points9 points ago

                              One little flick and it will be game over. Then you will deeply regret the fact that you ever even wanted to hit a guy in the balls. Then you will go get drunk at a local bar looking to drown your sorrows in booze and women. Then you will have a deep philisophical crisis about whether or not you have been homosexual all along. "I'm supposed to go after girls. But my while life has been spent chasing boys. But now my penis wants to be inside what I used to be." One little flick is all it takes. Be wary.

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                                [–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

                                http://www.campmor.com/lady-j.shtml

                                [–]acosmichippo 4 points5 points ago

                                So, in other words, you would become a regular guy.

                                [–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

                                You'd probably go pass out after the second thing.

                                [–]jancz 3 points4 points ago

                                Whilst I do not have a vagina this may assist your outdoors related peeing ventures. http://www.freshette.com/

                                [–]weepingsores 2 points3 points ago

                                same thing with a cooler name... http://shepee.org/

                                [–]StAnonymous 3 points4 points ago

                                Or, you know, just learn to pee standing up. It's not that hard.

                                [–]thisismyfaphandle 2 points3 points ago

                                So basically, i don't know about simulating the ejaculation, however women CAN get a lot closer to feeling like they have cocks. What you do is use this little bastard in conjunction with a strap-on dildo. And basically, your brain will kind of fill in the blanks and you'll get as close to feeling like you have a cock with orgasm as you can get.

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                                  [–]andiW 77 points78 points ago

                                  SHit, if men where given THAT penis....

                                  [–]Neoxite23 124 points125 points ago

                                  The same can be said with men who are now women. First thing you are gonna do after the initial shock that you switched genders is masturbate till you pass out.

                                  [–]mrdiabolic 78 points79 points ago

                                  nope. i'd just play with my boobs. forever.

                                  [–]Grimsonite 59 points60 points ago

                                  -jiggle-

                                  Mhmm

                                  -jiggle-

                                  Oh baby

                                  -jiggle--jiggle--jiggle--jiggle-

                                  and it goes on and on...

                                  [–]Malajube117 1 point2 points ago

                                  From dusk till dawn it goes on'n'on

                                  [–]agentfantabulous 46 points47 points ago

                                  I am a woman. If I am alone in a room, I have at least one hand on my breasts. Breasts are the best invention ever, next to bacon.

                                  [–]muchonacho 50 points51 points ago

                                  Same thing with guys: alone in a room, 1 hand on penis.

                                  [–]TheSmokinMantis 14 points15 points ago

                                  I believe it is called "All Bundying"

                                  [–]sakuramboo 10 points11 points ago

                                  "Al Bundying"

                                  FTFY

                                  [–]Bama011 1 point2 points ago

                                  Yep

                                  [–]karoom21 7 points8 points ago

                                  I thought it was just me!!!

                                  [–]Aspel 5 points6 points ago

                                  I do like to jiggle my balls if I'm sitting on the edge of a chair wearing loose pants and no one is around.

                                  [–]stickyleaf 2 points3 points ago

                                  Confirmed by a professional guy.

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                                    [–]ElasticZeus 2 points3 points ago

                                    Hell, even if there are people in the room I find myself in the fondle position. Gets pretty awkward.

                                    [–]Merrena 2 points3 points ago

                                    Breasts wrapped in bacon...

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                                        [–]FuckYoureShit 40 points41 points ago

                                        Honestly, the first thing I'd try is running.

                                        It must feel so free when your cock and balls aren't banging against your leg.

                                        Unless I had massive breasts, then I'd probably just fondle them instead.

                                        [–]AyeVii 12 points13 points ago

                                        Running isn't freeing for us either. Even with a good bra, you've still got your boobs bouncing around and it gets annoying and tiring.

                                        [–]applllesauce 4 points5 points ago

                                        On a related note, what is it like to have two hunks of flesh slapping on your legs all day?

                                        [–]Kenealy 18 points19 points ago

                                        You don't notice it. Ever. Unless you have a boner.

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                                          [–]dye1337 22 points23 points ago

                                          I wonder how enjoyable tranny sex changes feel...

                                          [–]tgiclgbr 117 points118 points ago

                                          Challenge Declined

                                          [–]CannedBeef 7 points8 points ago

                                          Content with owning a penis?

                                          Good on you, comrade.

                                          [–]AlishaGray 19 points20 points ago

                                          For the first six weeks to six months it feels like crap.

                                          Also don't say 'tranny'. -_-

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                                          [–]oddSpace 13 points14 points ago*

                                          It's not an attack on you, AlishaGray is just asking that you respect people. You (presumably) wouldn't use nigger or faggot like you used tranny, not because anyone's forcing you to, but because you're a decent human being and not a sociopath.

                                          "Transgender" is the word dye1337 meant to use. It's a minor change, and unless you're intentionally trans-phobic there's no reason you wouldn't make it.

                                          edit: To future people, the person above me (who I can't remember the username of) said "tranny" then linked to rage against the machine's Killing in the name

                                          [–]justanotherdude420 35 points36 points ago

                                          On one hand I think you're a dick PharaohJoe, because thats an offensive term that shouldn't be used to describe trans people. You can learn more here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lance-bass/why-we-shouldnt-use-the-word-tranny_b_1168078.html

                                          On the other hand its stupid AlishaGray to tell the Internet they can't do something. Its the same kind of "I don't get it" that leads to the Streisand Effect. The internet routing and the internet hivemind (modeling it as a natural system) both see censorship as damage, and will move to correct it.

                                          So I think both of your positions are flawed, we should smoke a blunt.

                                          [–]Belaires 17 points18 points ago

                                          I wish that the guy would have spelled out nigger and fag if he was willing to spell out retard and tranny. If we are going to equate them, then lets just do it already. We can talk about these words without acting like such cowards too.

                                          [–]seafoamstratocaster 14 points15 points ago

                                          Everything is offensive to someone.

                                          [–]PirateBatman 22 points23 points ago

                                          you.. I like you

                                          [–]hellowren 40 points41 points ago

                                          nananananananananananananananana ARRRRR

                                          [–]PirateBatman 6 points7 points ago

                                          Your're awesome, I usually try and make jokes about my name and fail at it

                                          [–]LANshark 8 points9 points ago

                                          thank you for that link. i had no idea tranny was offensive. consider me schooled and chastised.

                                          [–]Aspel 1 point2 points ago

                                          I really fucking hate that article.

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                                              [–]rexington_ 9 points10 points ago

                                              Bullshit. I live in the Castro, I'm surrounded by and interact with people of many orientations, shapes and sizes on a daily basis. Making "tranny" into a slur (or anything into a slur) is all about the use of the word, the intent behind it, and the way the listener perceives the intent of the speaker.

                                              dye1337 wasn't using hate speech, and neither was lance bass.

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                                              [–]LookItsSully 44 points45 points ago

                                              bat mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

                                              [–]kernelhappy 8 points9 points ago

                                              Am I the only one to see this and hear instantly hear a generic techno beat?

                                              [–]Ccomp5950 6 points7 points ago

                                              Inbetween a set number of them I instinctively said "Mushroom Mushroom"

                                              [–]Saifire18 2 points3 points ago

                                              ....now you've got that song in my head

                                              [–]sodoh 1 point2 points ago

                                              I think they mean that a transvestite is a man who dresses up in women's clothes, while the person had meant to say a transgender.

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                                                    [–]Z4chary 114 points115 points ago

                                                    I have the weirdest boner...

                                                    [–]wic99 54 points55 points ago

                                                    You are not alone.

                                                    [–]HumpingDog 91 points92 points ago

                                                    you're never alone when you have a boner.

                                                    [–]Crallium 17 points18 points ago

                                                    Laughed more at that then I feel I should have.

                                                    [–]EthanXD 8 points9 points ago

                                                    So I finally decided to go to that boner party...

                                                    [–]vulcan1358 6 points7 points ago

                                                    I have no idea how I am typing right now.

                                                    [–]Grimsonite 2 points3 points ago

                                                    Opossum tits.

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                                                      [–]scartinator 26 points27 points ago

                                                      www.futanaria.com

                                                      have fun! NSFW

                                                      [–]hobo_shinobi 14 points15 points ago

                                                      Came here to post this but I see you have taken the baton of shame and ran quite beautifully with it.

                                                      [–]scartinator 2 points3 points ago

                                                      Thank you :D!

                                                      [–]mcparker73 5 points6 points ago

                                                      i'm afraid to click this.

                                                      [–]scartinator 4 points5 points ago

                                                      Its "just" girls with fake dicks, like the one in the GIF.

                                                      [–]Pieloi 7 points8 points ago

                                                      http://www.futanaria.com/preview05.htm (Porn. If it can be called that)

                                                      Wildly amusing.

                                                      [–]MrFurious0 2 points3 points ago

                                                      What the shit?

                                                      [–]STRONTJESBERG 4 points5 points ago

                                                      It's not that weird.

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                                                        [–]abearwithcubs 54 points55 points ago

                                                        I would masturbate all day. I've always wished I had a clone that had a sex-change, so I could fuck myself just the way I like it. I'd do all kinds of dirty things to myself.

                                                        [–]velkyr 26 points27 points ago

                                                        Go on...

                                                        [–]abearwithcubs 21 points22 points ago

                                                        Let's just say I'd need a lot of ice the next day. I would do unnatural things to myself. To both of my selves.

                                                        [–]CorruptedRay 23 points24 points ago

                                                        Go on...

                                                        [–]FomorianKing 5 points6 points ago

                                                        You have begun the cycle once more, Shepard.

                                                        [–]Mutemath 7 points8 points ago

                                                        Id have to do myself doggy style, would be fine and stuff until my clone turns around and I see the mirror'd chest jungle.

                                                        [–]erraticschematic 11 points12 points ago

                                                        But is it masturbation or incest? I mean, you are technically sharing the same genetic material, so...?

                                                        [–]abearwithcubs 18 points19 points ago

                                                        I don't know or care. If the opportunity came along, I would jump on it.

                                                        [–]erraticschematic 11 points12 points ago

                                                        No judgement here. If it happened to me, I'd...honestly, I'd wreck it.

                                                        [–]abearwithcubs 8 points9 points ago

                                                        It would be beyond epic. I might just fuck myself to death.

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                                                          [–]cohrt 2 points3 points ago

                                                          technically masturbation if its a clone

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                                                            [–]Zubes 61 points62 points ago

                                                            Rule #273 Never browse reddit with your mother

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                                                            [–]Cullly 16 points17 points ago

                                                            apparently you don't either.

                                                            [–]Helmet_Icicle 1 point2 points ago

                                                            That can't be right. It took two hundred and seventy two rules to come to that one? What about priority?

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                                                              [–]explainsnsfw 93 points94 points ago*

                                                              A black and white gif of an attractive naked woman that has an artificial penis placed where a man's penis would be located. She is covered in a sperm like substance and is stroking the penis that is spewing more of the substance onto her ~~ prone~~ reclined body while she smiles and seems to moan in pleasure.

                                                              Edit: changed prone to reclined

                                                              [–]mrjimi16 14 points15 points ago

                                                              I think reclined would be a better term than prone. I play too much CoD and prone makes me think face down.

                                                              [–]youmeansupine 56 points57 points ago

                                                              Prone is face down, supine is face up.

                                                              The moar you know!

                                                              [–]evulhotdog 20 points21 points ago

                                                              Nice throwaway.

                                                              [–]darktemplardude 1 point2 points ago

                                                              He really went the extra mile.

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                                                                [–]xiph 42 points43 points ago

                                                                Yup, seems to be about average size.

                                                                [–]Boomer420 17 points18 points ago

                                                                Maybe a tad smaller than average actually.

                                                                [–]Limpan 15 points16 points ago

                                                                Is that what is called a micropenis?

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                                                                  [–]Danevati 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  For it to be average, it needs to be half of your body. So if you're 6 feet tall, then your penis needs to be at least 3 feet.

                                                                  [–]1199 19 points20 points ago

                                                                  just like men with boobs

                                                                  [–]potpan0 22 points23 points ago

                                                                  What, they'd milk the boobs all over themselves?

                                                                  [–]FoolsPower 3 points4 points ago

                                                                  Nope, I'd just cut to the chase a feed myself with the milk.

                                                                  [–]Kelsomatic 15 points16 points ago

                                                                  YOU WOULD NEVER HAVE TO BUY FOOD AGAIN. This plan is clearly fool proof.

                                                                  [–]displeasing 18 points19 points ago

                                                                  When I'm in bed with my SO, I lay on top of him so we're both facing up, jerk him off and pretend I'm a boy

                                                                  [–]jvslacker 4 points5 points ago

                                                                  damn thats hot

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                                                                    [–]General_Delacroix 15 points16 points ago

                                                                    I am shocked to see that no one has asked for the video yet.

                                                                    So where is the video ?

                                                                    [–]scartinator 7 points8 points ago

                                                                    Here's more.

                                                                    www.futanaria.com NSFW.

                                                                    [–]WhatWeAllWantToSay 10 points11 points ago

                                                                    welp, that's enough internet for one day.

                                                                    [–]Fallen_Master 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    Nonsense. You're just getting started.

                                                                    [–]WhatWeAllWantToSay 6 points7 points ago

                                                                    i know :(

                                                                    [–]General_Delacroix 18 points19 points ago

                                                                    Yes. After further investigation, I've found out that the lady featured in this gif is named Traci Tripod. And well, here is the full video : http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xph5du_traci-tripod_sexy

                                                                    [–]Andri28 2 points3 points ago

                                                                    is it wrong that i fapped to this

                                                                    [–]scartinator 7 points8 points ago

                                                                    Traci Tripod, ehh?

                                                                    [–]Johnzsmith 15 points16 points ago

                                                                    Her parents were just begging for her to do shit like this when they named her.

                                                                    [–]elbruce 11 points12 points ago

                                                                    Actually, "Traci" had nothing to do with it. That said, the Tripods have a long and distinguished family history of doing this sort of thing.

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                                                                        [–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

                                                                        Fucks given: fapped

                                                                        [–]iLm902 5 points6 points ago

                                                                        raises hand

                                                                        [–]Mutemath 10 points11 points ago

                                                                        First thing I would do as a woman would go to a supermarket, shoplift and hide tiny items in my snizzatch.

                                                                        [–]physics_deez_nuts 8 points9 points ago

                                                                        Dude, if I had 14" dick, I'd do that shit too.

                                                                        [–]werly 4 points5 points ago

                                                                        I want to learn how to lucid dream for this reason.

                                                                        [–]redfrojoe 4 points5 points ago

                                                                        Is it just me, or is this kinda hot?

                                                                        [–]StickiestFingers 5 points6 points ago

                                                                        Her boobs are mesmerizing.

                                                                        [–]Nioxic 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        i'm a guy and i would do this if i was.. ehm.. given.. a penis..

                                                                        [–]tattgirl64 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        I would :>

                                                                        [–]ZenaLundgren 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        Eh... I'd be more interested in using it to bang hot gay guys.

                                                                        [–]superiguana 2 points3 points ago

                                                                        Found it guyzzz

                                                                        [–]CaptainSlippery 4 points5 points ago

                                                                        From women I've talked to? All of them.

                                                                        [–]cleverseneca 3 points4 points ago

                                                                        Actually, from what Science can tell men and women experience orgasms very similarly, so I think the instance of masturbation would probably be similar. that being said, study's would suggest that the incidence of female masturbation, while not as high as the incidence of male masturbation, is higher than expected in about the 80% range, where as the male response ranges more in the 90-95%.

                                                                        tl:dr about the same amount as does now.

                                                                        [–]sasinas 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        yeah I'd do that

                                                                        [–]fingers 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Me and my magic wand practice this all the time.

                                                                        [–]SirJiggart 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        WEIRDEST BONER EVER

                                                                        [–]BahBahTheSheep 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Fuck, if my dick was that big I'd be doing that too

                                                                        [–]DollSkin 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        I would!

                                                                        [–]Mortinox 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        All of them.

                                                                        [–]Not_at_Sears 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Penis envy.

                                                                        [–]cielofunk 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        This gif is strangely mesmerizing

                                                                        [–]superiguana 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        Found it!

                                                                        [–]minavill 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        My penis would probably be really small since i'm small and asian :(

                                                                        [–]paulieindy 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        PENIS ENVY

                                                                        [–]Manci5 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        NSFW tag, god damn it!

                                                                        [–]petercooper 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        I do have a penis and I can't do that.

                                                                        [–]Spysix 1 point2 points ago

                                                                        I remember downloading a crapload of funtaria clips (most of them 10-20 minutes) and its usually just chicks rubbing fake cocks together. I don't mind really, but I think it could have been better if they just focus on having one chick with the fake cock just fuck another female till she explodes gallons of fake cum all over her, that'd be sweet.

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