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[–]ecbond 28 points29 points ago*

Though this is has been reposted more than a dozen times, I still think it deserves to be looked at analytically. On the surface we have a fish in a chicken suit smoking a cigarette, but what does this picture truly represent? Why does the fish desire to be a chicken? Was its dream to have legs so strong, that it inspired this fish to do the unthinkable? Its choice to smoke can also be looked at as a desire to fit in. I think what we have here is a fish uncomfortable with its own body, wishing to be just like humans. It chose a host that fits the human as closely as it could given its options. A turkey would just have been too big. It's almost certain this little guy was held isolated from the fish world, and started to question its own existence as a fish. One day, we can hope to learn from the actions of this smoking chicken-fish.

tl;dr: Every fish has his story.

[–]theyellowgoat 12 points13 points ago

Directed by Werner Herzog

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

A fish, a wish, a fishy oohhh.

[–]TheFrogDaddy 36 points37 points ago

What? A repost of a repost of a repost of ....

[–]cleverascal 4 points5 points ago

of a repost of something someone found on 4chan

[–]Reposterous 0 points1 point ago

reposterous

[–]StickyBunz1 17 points18 points ago

[–]malnourish 5 points6 points ago

This one has the best title. Hence the popularity.

[–]prose-before-hoes 1 point2 points ago

To be fair, none of these have been all that successful.

[–]StickyBunz1 3 points4 points ago

Karma decay refreshes every few months, this picture is very old.

[–]ROFLWOFFL 0 points1 point ago

sigh

[–]azsheepdog 7 points8 points ago

Ahh nothing reminds me of the holidays like a Cigfishken.

[–]LeoSloane 8 points9 points ago

Smells like fish.

Tastes like chicken.

Looks like repost.

[–]fangsby 4 points5 points ago

I didn't know Don Rickles was a smoker.

[–]JAV0K 6 points7 points ago

Meanwhile at the restaurant kitchen: "Tony, he Tony! Look at what I've made! TONY! Come look, it's awesome!!

[–]thasnazgul 1 point2 points ago

That's some badass surf-n-n turf.

[–]rootR 1 point2 points ago

made my night.

[–]SouthFresh 1 point2 points ago

Smoked Salmon

[–]Enoslives 5 points6 points ago

We meet again repost..

[–]MaxTR 4 points5 points ago

Posted on Reddit "At least 24 times" Relevant

[–]tsuchinokoDemon[S] 16 points17 points ago

Well fuck, everything thing I post has been on here a thousand times before soo http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3os08q/

[–]Silas_Stonem 2 points3 points ago

Next time on epic meal time...

[–]TrollCountryUSA 2 points3 points ago

First time I've seen this and I found it enjoyable.

[–]wgraessle 3 points4 points ago

I thought of this guy after reading the caption and seeing the picture.

[–]Mephibosheth 1 point2 points ago

The title is better than the picture

[–]killall_Humans 1 point2 points ago

[–]Th3pinkrabbit 1 point2 points ago

And that kids.... Is why you dont smoke...

[–]SirWinacus 1 point2 points ago

I'm inside a fucking chicken for gods sake.

[–]Says_it_like_Yoda 1 point2 points ago

A fucking chicken, I am inside, for Force's sake.

[–]mbm693 0 points1 point ago

Someone please make a video game where you're a fish that can get a dead chicken as an exo-suit.

[–]preacherk 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the employees-only tunnel under Disneyland

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

fucking disgusting

[–]mtchen8 0 points1 point ago

Cross contamination!

[–]ohoona 0 points1 point ago

It's like photoshop in real life...

[–]LurkingGuy 0 points1 point ago

Omfg stop posting this over and over. It's OLD!

[–]giannnski 0 points1 point ago

Hahahaha what the fuck

[–]SmilesTheEnt 0 points1 point ago

FUCKING REPOST!

[–]internetbrunette 0 points1 point ago

If you wanna smear mud on your ass, smear mud on your ass - just be honest about it. Look, Gene, I've never told anyone this before, but I can suck my own dick, and I do it a lot.

[–]Tokestra420 0 points1 point ago

Looks like the next Epic Meal Time episode

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

Smoketroutkin?

[–]Mangusu 0 points1 point ago

Its not even that weird. Someone who works at a restaurant with fish and chicken on the menu decided to do a funny picture on the back sink just before their smoke break. :/

[–]aigret 0 points1 point ago

This is posted every fucking day. Stop.

[–]lajksdgbiu 0 points1 point ago

...attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

[–]Felynx 0 points1 point ago

Thats it, WTF has really gone to shit.

[–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

"Which do you want sir, the chicken or the fish?"

[–]RabieBabies 0 points1 point ago

/ck/ erryday

[–]Nymphetomine 0 points1 point ago

They said he could taste like eveything,.

[–]mecharedneck 0 points1 point ago

MY LEG!!!

[–]m0kl 0 points1 point ago

Burgin

[–]Sphere123 0 points1 point ago

Remove the cigarette, and this might not be a bad idea as a dish. It's like that thing where they stuff a turkey with a chicken-stuffed duck. Turducken, I believe it's called.

[–]MrProper 0 points1 point ago

No lungs, no lung cancer!

[–]fuzzy335 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, I feel that this would be seen in Men in Black

[–]stereopump 0 points1 point ago

X-post from r/aww

[–]Kebraga 0 points1 point ago

How could this ever be from r/aww?? Haha, it's funny to imagine how this could be docilely cute...

[–]stereopump 0 points1 point ago

It's not, I was kidding.

[–]Kebraga 1 point2 points ago

Suddenly, I feel so stupid...

[–]PoliticallyConcerned -2 points-1 points ago

This gets reposted like 3 times every day, yet it still gets karma.

[–]powerslave118 -2 points-1 points ago

I've been on reddit for at least a year every day, and never seen it.

[–]nic4all -1 points0 points ago

So...is it chicken or tuna? I don't get it!

[–]peeweelax -1 points0 points ago

Looks delicous.

[–]Dead_Fetus_In_A_Bag -1 points0 points ago

It needs a trilby imo. Perhaps some shuttershades!

[–]bottleowine -1 points0 points ago

Doesn't he know not to smoke? That shit'll kill you

[–]Animebeats -1 points0 points ago

Needs a horsehead

[–]BirdWithBowtie -2 points-1 points ago

Now what kind of marinade...

[–]dutchaaa -2 points-1 points ago

"How do i get out of this chickenshit outfit?"

[–]randombabble -2 points-1 points ago

I hope that fag gets smoked.

[–]maul-the-things -2 points-1 points ago*

The turducken's bastard cousin: The chickfishcig

Or as McDonald's calls them...the Filet o' Fish.

[–]nickfromredcliff -4 points-3 points ago

The only thing WTF about this is that it's on the front page. Fucking infuriates me. It's not even funny, put this shit in r/pics.

[–]Madous -2 points-1 points ago

I posted this a week ago and got downvoted into oblivion because of it. Didn't know it was a repost. Lo and behold I see the same picture nearly get to the front page.

You are stupid Reddit. ಠ_ಠ

[–]wellhushmypuppies 2 points3 points ago

I may as well respond to you because it seems safe to do so here. I couldn't help but feel totally humiliated for that poor fish. There, I said it.

[–]Madous -1 points0 points ago

Not sure why you picked me to respond to, but I'm flattered.

[–]wellhushmypuppies 0 points1 point ago

you said you were downvoted into oblivion. I have a timeshare there.

[–]Madous 1 point2 points ago

They scammed you into it too? The free lunch was so tempting at the time...