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[–]SimilarImage 44 points45 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
2 months nativeofspace You will never get this lucky here 165 735
3 months thebaysix Triple Prizes! [gif] /r/pics 18 210
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[–]mootjeuh 9 points10 points ago

WILL IT EVER STOP?

[–]NormalStranger 2 points3 points ago

Nope.

[–]shoffing 12 points13 points ago

fuck you op

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

repost kid?

[–]RockemSockemBrobots 6 points7 points ago

Doesn't matter still had success.

[–]AtTheLeftThere 2 points3 points ago

you were negative, so have an upvote.

[–]Fyreswing -1 points0 points ago

It wasn't even success kid either!

[–]happenings 0 points1 point ago

this needs its own meme

[–]party_hearse 2 points3 points ago

Drinko Plinko!

[–]Dalton711 14 points15 points ago

.gif actually.

[–]Vacumpencil 7 points8 points ago

This is the most reposted post of all time

[–]you_sick_ducks 5 points6 points ago

repost.gif

[–]AtTheLeftThere 2 points3 points ago

remember PLINK-O?

[–]yoyotube 2 points3 points ago

Triple kill!

[–]Karma_ 1 point2 points ago

.jpg

Submits .gif

[–]HarlequinNight 1 point2 points ago

.gif?

[–]Minsyaaa 1 point2 points ago

The most ironic thing about it is the fact, that this isn't a jpg file

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[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

you_dont_say.jpg

[–]terriblecomic 0 points1 point ago

if only we could express things without memes

oh wait, people who aren't autistic already can!

[–]RhythmZ -1 points0 points ago

I am autistic and I'm sure I can, dude wtf is your problem?

[–]Dubbys 0 points1 point ago

.01% of the time it works Every Time

[–]Spacefail 0 points1 point ago

That's a critical!

[–]ColdHumor 0 points1 point ago

Triple Kill

[–]vulpinehippo 0 points1 point ago

this again?

[–]PurrNugget 0 points1 point ago

I think it should be known that he didn't actually get any of those. This machine has a holder that moves to the selected drink, then it takes it and dispenses the drink to the side. So this is really just fucking stupid. Also you should feel bad for posting this.

[–]LFKhael 0 points1 point ago

This isn't an XY-fetching machine. The drink isn't set into a holder and brought to a dispensing slot, it is simply dropped into the bottom of the machine to be grabbed. You can even see the "PUSH" sign in the last few frames of the gif.

[–]PurrNugget 1 point2 points ago

Shit I'm a dumbass

[–]Sashakitto 0 points1 point ago

ENGLAND.. Ribina?(:

[–]JJ4577 0 points1 point ago

Nonononononono. It's Success kid.GIF!

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

Was the one on the bottom row also hanging out?

[–]cpicolla 0 points1 point ago

Tried to buy a water. got free diabetes instead

[–]delorean4me 0 points1 point ago

I am on my crusade to keep down-voting this bullshit reposting.

[–]turnleftdale -2 points-1 points ago

Enjoy your diabetes.

Also gif.

Also repost.

[–]Lots42 -5 points-4 points ago

Enjoy your downvote.

Also, smugness.

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[–]rickscarf 4 points5 points ago

This image disproves your absolute

[–]MrPeterWiggin 1 point2 points ago

In my life, I do this until all the cash I once had in my wallet is in the machine and I am left with nothing except my tears.

[–]rickscarf 0 points1 point ago

I saw a co-worker do this on hard mode - using a higher up bag of chips to dislodge another bag of chips

[–]arcanition 0 points1 point ago

And a lot of soda.

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

Actually, Dalton is correct. The code of the belt on the machine is set to only go a certain distance, so just one bottle is dispensed. I actually had a double bottle once on a machine; I pulled the first bottle out quickly, ready for the second bottle. To my surprise, the second one never came in because the belt stopped and the guard lowered.

[–]Astoddard32 -1 points0 points ago

Should be posted as "Triple Kill!"