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[–]lovinda80HD 18 points19 points ago

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in this game the only people you get to shoot is a kid then 1 terrorist at the very end

[–]Turnip_Blaster 3 points4 points ago

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The real challenge comes from not shooting Urkel who continually buffs your squad with his accordion polka jams.

[–]skinnyhaz 105 points106 points ago

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This is older than the internet

[–]mbdude 48 points49 points ago*

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FTFY: as old as COD:BO

[–]Gonomed 24 points25 points ago

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OP = Slowpoke

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[–]Gonomed 21 points22 points ago

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Okay then: OP = karma whore*

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[–]dan2737 6 points7 points ago

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What a twat. Why repost?

[–]TastyMidgetElbowSex 3 points4 points ago

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I personally think you're a cunt

[–]PicassoOfLoneliness 2 points3 points ago

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Always assume that Reddit has seen it.

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[–]fafafohi -3 points-2 points ago

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newfag

[–]po_po_pokemon[!] 0 points1 point ago

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fuck you. leave 4chan on 4chan. seriously, I do not have the words to describe how much I fucking hate you right now.

[–]fafafohi -2 points-1 points ago

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cool

[–]Probable_Foreigner 49 points50 points ago

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REPOST

[–]are_you_slow 17 points18 points ago

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From about 4 years ago.

[–]thaspaam 25 points26 points ago

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That's impossible given that Black Ops came out in 2010, so shut your stupid whore mouth.

[–]CAUSEDweddingPUNCHUP 14 points15 points ago

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you better not be getting married anytime soon..

[–]stlcardinal9[!] 13 points14 points ago

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Why dont you go back to your home on WHORE ISLAND?

[–]PhoenixX09 2 points3 points ago

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Sorry, I was picturing whore island

[–]UpTheIron 1 point2 points ago

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An Anchorman reference and an Archer reference wrapped up in one?

Good show!

[–]s_for_scott 1 point2 points ago

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Bro, it's cool. He's from the future.

[–]ThisCouldBeGood 0 points1 point ago

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Seems like 10 years ago Colbert covered it

[–]stenzor 0 points1 point ago

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I was waiting for a slowpoke here

[–]thekfish -1 points0 points ago

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This is a severe understatement.

[–]necromundus 8 points9 points ago

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Consume an entire 12 pack of Doughnuts - Achievement unlocked!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Twinkies

[–]urabusxrw 1 point2 points ago

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Has that actor ever played a role that wasn't a police officer?

[–]h989 1 point2 points ago

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Yup he played a rich dude, who tried to adopt Calvin Cambridge, in the movie Like Mike. Funny thing in the movie is that he lived in the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air house

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Dyslectic me didn't see anything funny in it at first. Haha.

[–]Moto8Tricks 4 points5 points ago

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Not sure if typo, or legitimate proof of dyslexia...

[–]elmarko44 1 point2 points ago

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groan

[–]PhoenixX09 1 point2 points ago

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My sister bought COD for me, and went into Game Stop and asked for the game "black cops" facepalm

[–]dre__ 1 point2 points ago

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sneak it into game stop and put it on one of the shelves.

[–]LiquorballSandwich 1 point2 points ago

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I'm getting too old for this shit...ty videogame

[–]blackrobz 1 point2 points ago

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why make billions when we can make .... millions?

[–]Ninjatree 1 point2 points ago

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Half life blue shift is more fitting.

[–]Jamisloan 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for posting. I've never seen it (& I've been here awhile) so thanks for the laugh.

[–]Snoopyjam 1 point2 points ago

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Or some cheesy porn name ---> Carl on Duty: Black Cocks

[–]westsideozzie 5 points6 points ago

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Came in here to rip the OP for being slow. Glad to see Reddit has done the work for me.

[–]alien6 2 points3 points ago

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DAAAAAYS GOOOO BYYYYYY

[–]Lukem1999 2 points3 points ago*

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IT'S THE BIGGER LOVE OF THE FAAAAAAMILYY! (insert piano solo here)

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[–]Chaytup 2 points3 points ago

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[–]Lukem1999 1 point2 points ago*

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Family Matters theme...

EDIT: The deleted comment above said "What song is that?". Just thought I should let you all know.

[–]kfomofo 2 points3 points ago

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oh goddammit my black coworker walked in just as this picture was on my screen

[–]Moto8Tricks 2 points3 points ago

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This is older than Family Matters itself

[–]Housecarl_Winslow 2 points3 points ago

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I think this would be more relevant for the reddit crowd.

[–]DumpsterFace 0 points1 point ago

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Nice

[–]Takatski 0 points1 point ago

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I need to make this...

[–]FrenchOrange 0 points1 point ago

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Would buy for sure.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]chazoid 0 points1 point ago

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Pleeaaase Uncle Carl?

[–]o0tenaciousC 0 points1 point ago

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Carl Weathers... Just sayin'

[–]ProG87 0 points1 point ago

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Thats not him.

[–]o0tenaciousC 0 points1 point ago

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Obviously, there's about 113 lbs of fat difference... Carl Weathers would be a better choice, especially if he wears his golf cap.

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Heck, I'd buy just because it's NOT Call Of Duty.

[–]IamaCoon 0 points1 point ago

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Ed Bassmaster reference?

[–]Tratix 0 points1 point ago

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not unless you make them pay extra for other cities and races

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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cuz why make millions, when you could make... billions?

[–]tiyx 0 points1 point ago

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If donuts are power ups and break dancing thugs are in the game, I WANT. The game will also have to have a level were Carl has to run and get away from boom box wielding body builders in all 80's sweet suits.

[–]fafafohi 0 points1 point ago

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newfag

[–]P1h3r1e3d13 0 points1 point ago

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Angling for the hard-of-hearing-grandma's-birthday-gift market. Good strategy!

[–]mstuff101 1 point2 points ago

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repost

[–]methcamp 0 points1 point ago

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i would make millions if i had a dollar for every time this got posted

[–]poopballzez 0 points1 point ago

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Nice repost from two years ago.

[–]gl77 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Jetmann114 -1 points0 points ago

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The last time I saw this picture I fell off my dinosaur.

[–]Ewli -1 points0 points ago

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This is going to be reposted by billions.

[–]urabusxrw -1 points0 points ago

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Has that actor ever played a role that wasn't a police officer?

[–]swimkid07 -1 points0 points ago

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my ex-boyfriend always called blops this as a joke. Wasn't funny then, still isn't funny now.

[–]everett0826 -1 points0 points ago

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I wonder where I've seen this before?

[–]SuperBananners -1 points0 points ago

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REPOST REPOST REPOST!

[–]SilasYEAH -1 points0 points ago

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Reeeeepoooost

[–]zlorg -1 points0 points ago

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why make billions, when we could make ... millions!?!

[–]Davey303 -1 points0 points ago

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Damn this is old.

[–]cjmantica32 -1 points0 points ago

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Repost repost repost!¡!

[–]McMurphyCrazy -1 points0 points ago

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Who are these 430 assholes upvoting this dinosaur of a repost?

[–]chrisbDTM -3 points-2 points ago

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downvotedownvoteolddownvote

[–]Speculater -5 points-4 points ago

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You think it will feature teleporters, and the original SAP?