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[–]minimal 92 points93 points ago

I'll just leave this here.

http://reversegif.com/fpg

[–]Momonga_In_Flight 17 points18 points ago

Looks like his soul was getting sucked out.

[–]Coenn 22 points23 points ago

Now THAT's impressive.

[–]HieRiuM 3 points4 points ago

reverse is always spectacular.

[–]thenagainmaybenot 1 point2 points ago

And this website still doesn't work for me. I only want to see cool reversed gifs! :(

[–]Zap-Brannigan 0 points1 point ago

I came here to find this

[–]tracerghost00 -2 points-1 points ago

Reverse gif always takes a butt load to loss on my mobile...

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[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

WTF you dumbass.

NSFW

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[–]vertigo1083 2 points3 points ago

People uh, still work on Saturdays haha.

Think of how many car dealerships, banks, autoshops, retails, etc are open.

[–]LoFatYogurt 37 points38 points ago

GANDALF

[–]agus468 54 points55 points ago

Title Creativity Level: 9gag

[–]numberq4547 17 points18 points ago

It's funny because it also makes up about 50% of titles on Reddit.

[–]McMurphyCrazy 6 points7 points ago

I'll take this over "O.O" or "Found this gem"

[–]Icyclectic 284 points285 points ago

[–]gyrferret 81 points82 points ago

There is something so wrong about sucking in another man's breath.

[–]wojosmith 34 points35 points ago

True how do you know where that guys lungs have been!

[–][deleted] 33 points34 points ago

Like a foot from his penis! Yuck!

[–]bricardo 6 points7 points ago

And yet, we do it all the time.

[–]piasenigma 2 points3 points ago

Yeah that's air other people have been breathing and stuff, gross!

[–]DinoDuckROAR 0 points1 point ago

So I'm not the only one thinking that.

[–]TranceF0rm 4 points5 points ago

[–]livinhd 3 points4 points ago

[–]shortkid123 2 points3 points ago

um..how exactly is this gay? Unless you are using gay as a derogatory term, in which case I would ask you to ..you know...not do that. It's offensive.

[–]reddell 1 point2 points ago

I was hoping this would be the top comment.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

My thoughts exactly. I was like, uhm -- smoke-balling?

[–]raffytraffy 9 points10 points ago

now let's see two hot chicks do this.

[–]Atersed 3 points4 points ago

Dude, there are websites where you can see hot chicks like kiss each other and shit.

[–]Fuck_my_username 8 points9 points ago

Repost level 99

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Nice repost

[–]fermatafantastique 23 points24 points ago

An interesting thought I once had: when you are in a room with a smoker or walk past one on the street, the smell of smoke means you are inhaling what they have exhaled. That means every day you're around other people, you are passing that same amount of air back and forth, walk down a city street and all you're breathing is air that's been inside of other people and animals...

[–]infinitemonkeyrage 96 points97 points ago

Therefore, by a process of deduction, we must be breathing in dinosaur farts.

[–]theodrixx 29 points30 points ago

Smells like science.

[–]MOLESTOTHESUPERAPIST 2 points3 points ago

And in some instances tastes like science

[–]DrOJShrimpmaster 5 points6 points ago

Please, come on over and make yourself at home.
/r/shittyaskscience

Thanks, Dr. O.J. Shrimpmaster.

[–]aazav 1 point2 points ago

Not unless they have been fossilized in Noah's flood.

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[–]theodrixx 11 points12 points ago

I didn't need to breathe anyway

[–]thenagainmaybenot 4 points5 points ago

That's not how gases work.

[–]Deep-Thought 2 points3 points ago

now think about smelling a fart.

[–]NedimHusic 4 points5 points ago

Did you know the air you breath now has particles that were once in the lungs of Ceasar?

[–]sirin3 12 points13 points ago

Or perhaps, all particles are the same and there is only one particle, which travels travels through time back and forth between the big bang and the end of the universe.

[–]dickbucket 1 point2 points ago

Woah. Man.

[–]Just_Another_Wookie 0 points1 point ago

I've spent a lot of time thinking about it and this is my favorite theory hypothesis of the universe.

[–]ChemicalAli 0 points1 point ago

98 percent chance

[–]humongous -4 points-3 points ago

I cal major BS on this one.

[–]MrBojangles528 3 points4 points ago

was a TIL the other day, regarding the statistical probability of this.

[–]IMasturbateToMyself 1 point2 points ago

It's not BS. It's talking the inert gas like argon that we breathe in daily. Since they are inert (noble gases!), the same argon atoms that Caesar had in his lungs just float around being inert until now. And throughout his life time, obviously he had touched a ridiculous amount of argon atoms with his lungs. So it's not that surprising.

[–]Indistractible 5 points6 points ago

That's because you don't understand quantum physics. Particles are very small, spread very far over two thousand years, and there are very, very many of them. The number in each breath multiplied by the number of breaths Caesar took means his breath is fucking everywhere, on a subatomic level.

Also, you are made of star dust.

[–]devedander 7 points8 points ago

Does this assume random distribution of every breath he took or does it account for possible air currents that kept the vast majority of the air in hist immediate area from circulating to the rest of the world thus meaning he really might have been breathing mostly the same air over and over?

[–]bryntheskits 2 points3 points ago

Also don't forget the absorbing of carbon dioxide by trees and other plants

[–]jibbers 0 points1 point ago

It's not CO2, it's nitrogen. CO2 has an average lifetime around 10 years. Nitrogen has much longer lifetimes (can't remember exactly but but it's over a million years easily)

[–]jibbers 2 points3 points ago

The troposphere (lower atmosphere) is extremely well circulated. Due to the rotation of the Earth, it would only take a few weeks for air to travel from, say, New York to Beijing. Transport between the northern and southern hemisphere takes much longer, but still only on the order of months or years. It's a safe assumption that the entire troposphere has been well mixed since Caesar's life.

[–]jibbers 2 points3 points ago

The fact that our breaths contain molecules from Caesar has absolutely nothing to do with quantum mechanics. It is due to the stability of nitrogen (extremely long lifetimes), the well mixedness of the troposphere (at least over the 2000ish years since Caesar) and the fact that with every breath you inhale a shit ton of nitrogen molecules.

[–]kevka 2 points3 points ago

While this may seem amazing, there's no reason to attach meaning to it. Of an inconceivable amount of possible coincidences, billions of them happen all the time, so much that if we knew them all it wouldn't seem so interesting. But the more meaning we attach to certain things, the more we'll be surprised.

[–]alex27123344 -1 points0 points ago

fuck you i think its fantastic.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

And the amount of particles on this planet are extensive.

[–]Just_Another_Wookie 0 points1 point ago

A minor niggle, but this is more particle physics or even fluid mechanics than quantum physics.

[–]humongous -1 points0 points ago

Don't particles have a lifespan though?

[–]RobotFolkSinger 0 points1 point ago

Atoms like oxygen and nitrogen in their most stable isotopes either don't radioactively decay, or have half lives many times greater than the current age of the universe.

[–]Indistractible 0 points1 point ago

Fuck if I know, dude. Someone corrected me and said it was actually about the longevity of nitrogen, but I do math, and only dabble in physics.

[–]PerfectlyOffensive 1 point2 points ago

Except the cigarette burns too.

[–]Souldier 14 points15 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wait, this isn't funny. Interesting, but not r/funny.

[–]greatmousedetective 0 points1 point ago

r/interesting

[–]rk9 1 point2 points ago

[–]LemonTreees 12 points13 points ago

Wow reposted not even a week later

[–]Brahdigy 2 points3 points ago

repost level 99

[–]redditor1991 2 points3 points ago

Mhmm repost.

[–]Dywards 2 points3 points ago

this is still a fucking repost from last week, newfags.

[–]othergeneration 2 points3 points ago

Repost from /r/trees.

[–]kaboomtastic 2 points3 points ago

This is a repost from r/trees.

[–]UnreasonableReasoner 7 points8 points ago

Me and my buddies did this all the time back in the day. I used to say to my buddy, "yo! Toss me a Cheerio!" ... And it worked!

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[–]esssential 89 points90 points ago

there's really no reason to start smoking nowadays unless you're very awkward at college parties.

that one really hit close to home

[–]universalmind 20 points21 points ago

ahahah. But the fact is that you do experience a commonality with people who smoke. So you go take a smoke break -> conversations -> meeting new people.

[–]bryntheskits 3 points4 points ago

This is the exact reason I started smoking, a couple a night while drinking with friends or at a party.

[–]cpxh 2 points3 points ago

I was hoping for someone to trump in with a gif of them blowing a smoke ring, then inhaling it back themselves.

I can do it with a hookah, not a cig though. Cig smoke is too hot.

[–]vexxes 21 points22 points ago

To be able to do "cool tricks" and thins as "hard" as blowing a smoke ring, you realize these guys have been smoking a lot more than just a "single breath of smoke".

[–]UnreasonableReasoner 2 points3 points ago

Of course. Usually it's potheads like myself doing smoke tricks not cigarette smokers. They just want the fix versus the social euphoria you get while sharing a joint with some friends. Not saying you can't share a cigarette with friends but the intentions of the whole act taints the moment.

[–]Indistractible -1 points0 points ago

I agree, but I've found it next to impossible to do this with pot, where you inhale your smoke and hold it. I mean, I do it anyway and just puff and waste the smoke, because fuck it it's called weed for a reason, but some people would see it as wasteful.

[–]BeyondthePale 0 points1 point ago

Holding in the smoke doesn't actually get you any higher, you are just depriving your brain of oxygen.

Citation

[–]mustnotthrowaway 14 points15 points ago

You can't just google something and call it a citation.

[–]mrgodot 2 points3 points ago

But my teacher just said we couldn't use Wikipedia...

[–]wojosmith 2 points3 points ago

I couldn't get your citation to open but as a Biologist I disagree. There is an increase in absortion of THC into the lungs to a point so actually holding it in for about 10 seconds increaseing absorbtion verses a quick draw and exhale.

[–]llewbop 3 points4 points ago

I heard that you absorb 99% of the THC when it enters your lungs, and the longer you hold it in you're really only getting extra tar.

Now I don't know what to believe

[–]Just_Another_Wookie 0 points1 point ago

From Pharmacokinetics and Pharmacodynamics of Cannabinoids:

THC is detectable in plasma only seconds after the first puff of a cannabis cigarette with peak plasma concentrations being measured 3–10 minutes after onset of smoking. Systemic bioavailability generally ranges between about 10 and 35%, and regular users are more efficient. Bioavailability varies according to depth of inhalation, puff duration and breathhold. A systemic bioavailability of 23 ± 16% and 27 ± 10% for heavy users versus 10 ± 7% and 14 ± 1% for occasional users of the drug was reported. In a study with a smoking machine, patterns of cannabis smoking were simulated with regard to puff duration and volume, resulting in 16 to 19% of THC in the mainstream smoke. If the whole cigarette was smoked in one puff the percentage of THC in the mainstream increased to 69%. About 30% is assumed to be destroyed by pyrolysis. With smoking, additional THC is lost in the butt, in sidestream smoke, and by incomplete absorption in the lungs. Smoking a pipe that produces little sidestream smoke may also result in high effectiveness, with 45% of THC transferred via the mainstream smoke in one smoker tested.

[–]llewbop 0 points1 point ago

How did you find this thread?

[–]Just_Another_Wookie 0 points1 point ago

Oh! It's four months old, isn't it? I must have been sorting by top posts in the past year. Didn't even notice until now. Miiiiight have been marijuana-related. :)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

As a not a biologist, I've heard that while holding for a longer period of time certainly increases THC absorption, it doesn't increase it significantly to be worth it compared to the amount of carcinogens that are also absorbed in that time. I don't really know though.

[–]UnreasonableReasoner -1 points0 points ago

It's not wasteful. if you share your toke like in the gif yes you will only get content from what you inhale but the other guy can bring it in deep. But let's say you French inhale or other tricks where the smoke is coming back into your own mouth then you can absolutely bring it in deep. But for "o"s and stuff the smoke of weed is so thick you can blow an o or two and still have plenty of smoke left for your lungs and mind to enjoy off one hit.

[–]wojosmith -1 points0 points ago

Tee Hee you said taint.

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[–]vexxes 0 points1 point ago

Have you been on reddit?

[–]Indistractible -1 points0 points ago

No, but the above comment does: Pot doesn't cause cancer.

[–]saysbadthings 0 points1 point ago

Dafuq? Any kind of smoke causes cancer, fool!

[–]Indistractible 0 points1 point ago

Please, source that kind of claim. Through years of looking, I have yet to find one credible source that claims that pot causes cancer.

[–]EZ1 -1 points0 points ago

LOL says who.

[–]Benjammin1391 1 point2 points ago

there's really no reason to start smoking nowadays unless you're very awkward at college parties.

Or simple enjoyment. I love both cigars and hookah.

[–]lanteam 1 point2 points ago

I deplore, absolutely deplore, smoking and usually smokers because of that (which is narrow-minded of me, I know), but I can sympathize with your point here.

[–]Indistractible 8 points9 points ago

They're also all assuming this is tobacco. Cannabis has not been shown to cause lung cancer, and these guys look like the smoke some weed.

Also, there are several reasons to smoke these days, one of which is good. Alcohol and coffee and mediocre reasons, but damn if they aren't better with a smoke. Many workplaces, for retarded reasons, refuse to give people five minute breaks to just chill out, but seem more than happy to allow smokers extended breaks to go get their nic fix. Unfair, sure, but if that gets you ten minutes of paid time off, good for you.

The only good reason, though, is that there is nothing like a cigarette after really good sex. Absolutely nothing.

[–]bobby2k2 13 points14 points ago

The smoke is far too thick to be from a cigarette...

[–]cpxh 16 points17 points ago

Agreed. Probably hookah.

[–]irishchief71 4 points5 points ago

As an avid hookah smoker I can confirm this.

[–]Froogler 0 points1 point ago

who think one puff will instantly cause cancer

I can't imagine them getting it right the first time.

[–]Cornbugs 4 points5 points ago

smoking level 68.5

[–]Wahlenator 3 points4 points ago

repost level 99.

[–]dimsum8six[!] 14 points15 points ago

[–]jesuisdesoleeeeeee 1 point2 points ago

My would you look at all those awesome Rayleigh-Taylor instabilities :o

[–]Wombchuck 1 point2 points ago

I have 99 woodcutting.

[–]kyte13 1 point2 points ago

But a birch ain't one?

[–]ironw00d 1 point2 points ago

Its like snowballing...but with smoke.

[–]tabascopium 1 point2 points ago

and i shall brand this as a REPOST. COOL .GIF BRO.

[–]JohnBoone 1 point2 points ago

Smoking level: high.

[–]SupaLove 1 point2 points ago

I'm about to have my 'last cigarette', inspired by this post.

[–]Atersed 0 points1 point ago

Make sure you shove the rest of the packet under some running water.

/reference from a time long past

[–]DrejmeisterDrej 1 point2 points ago

this was on here like a week ago...is it already time for reposts ಠ_ಠ

[–]Leafygreeno 1 point2 points ago

Now that's impressive...I'd love to inhale second hand cancer in the form of smoke rings but, sadly, I'm not as cool as these people.

[–]coltorgeist 1 point2 points ago

too easy, and he did it to another male so a bit gay

[–]Pterodactyl_sir 3 points4 points ago

Post to /r/trees for infinite karma

[–]StickyBunz1 4 points5 points ago

That is where he got it from, it's a repost.

[–]Pterodactyl_sir 2 points3 points ago

Makes sense, sorry

[–]AlexCail 2 points3 points ago

gonna repost this that quickly?

[–]seafood10 4 points5 points ago

I know that this has been on here before......

[–]DraugrMurderboss 3 points4 points ago

Level level: Level

[–]Sniderman 2 points3 points ago

Gandalf would be proud.

[–]TybaltsAndBits 1 point2 points ago

Something about that seemed very intimate

[–]jk20 1 point2 points ago

How is this funny?

[–]peterfmutch 1 point2 points ago

REEEEEPOOOOOOOOOOOST

[–]gyrferret 0 points1 point ago

The best way to second hand smoke

[–]BoydCrowder 0 points1 point ago

This is Hookah smoke..............shisha......

[–]glockcannon 0 points1 point ago

O_O

[–]GiraffesLoveHam 0 points1 point ago

Fuck man! I can do smoke tricks, but damn! Now me and my buddies gotta try this!

[–]Beardown2011 0 points1 point ago

did anyone else's mind play the sucking shoop sound in their head while watching this?

[–]Caeruleus127 0 points1 point ago

Despite how cool this looks, the thought of sniffing in smoke that was exhaled from another dudes mouth is kinda nasty ಠ_ಠ

[–]kyte13 0 points1 point ago

Where do you think second-hand smoke comes from? Other people's lungs. Not only that, but smoke or not, spend any time in close proximity to another person, and you're breathing in some of their exhaled air.

Oh, and the water you drink has probably passed through some creature at some point over the last few billion years...

[–]meb93 0 points1 point ago

Hadouken!

[–]RZebulun 0 points1 point ago

Like Gandalf!

[–]CaptainMcFace 0 points1 point ago

HADOUKEN!

[–]the_BRO_KING 0 points1 point ago

any bro worth his title can do that. just sayin.

[–]fancyclancy95 0 points1 point ago

Where I'm from, we call this "eating cookies"

[–]LuisDrumz 0 points1 point ago

Because screw onion rings.

[–]Spartan_Lurker 0 points1 point ago

I swear as I watch this... My brain is subtly putting in the sound effects as the guy sucks it up.

[–]BrokenStrides 0 points1 point ago

There is something about this that is so gross, but I can't exactly point it out.

[–]jonah4342 0 points1 point ago

My friends and I call that the bullring...

[–]UberDeathTurtle 0 points1 point ago

Now do the trick with the sailboat.

[–]im_not_different 0 points1 point ago

I know this kid....

[–]remedialrob 0 points1 point ago

Enjoy them oxygen tanks!

[–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

smells good man

[–]Abrotionator 0 points1 point ago

more cooler if it was blown in a chick's mouth

[–]thejamesstage 0 points1 point ago

so fake

[–]bleunt 0 points1 point ago

I just got an urge to watch underwater gay porn.

[–]G-Xop 0 points1 point ago

My roommate and I did this at a Bassnectar concert just as we started to roll. It was awesome!

[–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's just me, but that looks pretty fake at the end. Can't tell

[–]TheBlackSpank 7 points8 points ago

I doubt it's fake. Smoke rings are surprisingly easy to make if you practice. I spent a summer learning how to do it. I can't get mine going as fast or far as this dude, but my friend who taught me to do them could mimic the guy on the video pretty easily. And it takes no skill to suck it up, although he did it at the perfect speed so it looks awesome.

[–]Indistractible 4 points5 points ago

It's spectacularly easy if you spend a few hours or a few days doing absolutely nothing else.

[–]royaleavecdufromage 2 points3 points ago

yeah, the trick is to use the tongue

[–]nolemonnomelon 1 point2 points ago

the ring isn't made by the tongue. that's what every amateur smoke ring blower seems to think

[–]royaleavecdufromage 1 point2 points ago

but it is the propulsion

[–]ronaldraygun91 0 points1 point ago

I'm not saying about the smoke ring part, just about how it looks a little animated when I sucks it in at the end

[–]nmoehn 2 points3 points ago

Yea but if it's real that is fucking amazing

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I think you're right. It looks fake.

[–]Dance2theRadio -4 points-3 points ago

This is kinda ... gay

[–]shortkid123 9 points10 points ago

Seriously, don't use gay as an insult. Are we 12?

[–]buh_dum_cha 1 point2 points ago

I believe he meant that these two men are homosexuals.

[–]shortkid123 3 points4 points ago

How can you determine that from them doing a smoking trick?

[–]valkyrio 1 point2 points ago

Sharing smoke like that tends to be seen as kind of intimate, hence why everyone's calling it gay.

[–]PapauNewGuinea 0 points1 point ago

"I believe he meant that these two men are homosexuals." He wasn't stating that he thought the men were gay, he was stating what he thought Dance2theRadio meant.

[–]buh_dum_cha 0 points1 point ago

I don't agree with the comment, I'm just clarifying what he said.

[–]ussoldier239 0 points1 point ago

Stop this stupid fucking shit. That "blank level: blank" bullshit is so old and overused. Fucking stop it.

[–]Atersed 2 points3 points ago

Comment level: Angry.

[–]Dawgishly 0 points1 point ago

I would literally put that in my resume. I'd switch from paper to a memory stick.

[–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

well, I'm off to start chain smoking so that I can acquire this skill

[–]Bdoodled 0 points1 point ago

Now that's what I call second hand smoking! BA DUM PSSST... Sorry, I couldn't help myself. I'll go now.

[–]StephenSchleis 0 points1 point ago

GAY. this is a couples thing.... Me and my gf thought we invented it...

[–]Ksyper 0 points1 point ago

Somehow I feel like that's gay :D

[–]Damasticator -1 points0 points ago

You mean:

Smoking level: Why you've been working at the gas station for 20 years.

[–]KravinMoorehead 2 points3 points ago

oh my god people like you are the worst.

[–]Damasticator 1 point2 points ago

I agree.

But to be fair, I know a fair number of people who became pot heads in high school. When they graduated, they took jobs like working at a gas station or warehouse jobs that paid shit, and worked there for over 10 years because they didn't want to do anything but smoke pot and work. I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm just saying it is what it is.

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[–]AlexCail 2 points3 points ago

yes this!!

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[–]Kahnza 4 points5 points ago

I'm betting thats not tobacco smoke.

[–]Jithak -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry, but as an ex smoker I can't find anything good at smoking related topics. Shit like this is why kids think smoking is cool and start in the first place.

[–]ehazkul -2 points-1 points ago

cancer lvl:99

[–]Controlled01 -4 points-3 points ago

Quick, some one yell no homo!

[–]helpmesleep666 -1 points0 points ago

Smoking level : Normal stoner.

[–]TheDarkMan78 -1 points0 points ago

what did i just watch ಠ_ಠ

[–]eraserhill -1 points0 points ago

did you touch dicks after?

[–]Thisisopposite -1 points0 points ago