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[–]withoutaporpoise 68 points69 points ago

So if we snoop around your dogg, we'll have to deal with shady too? I'll see myself out now.

[–]random_digital 37 points38 points ago

There's a slim chance.

[–]chaitan94 21 points22 points ago

Even a Slim chance Mathers.

[–]cavazos 17 points18 points ago

Well, that's just your 50 cent, man.

[–]chaitan94 12 points13 points ago

You can't even risk to West a single cent, Kanye?

[–]forScience4004 5 points6 points ago

I read that in a Scottish accent for some reason

[–]Knosh -1 points0 points ago

I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in your neighborhood and need to take a Wiz.

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[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 3 points4 points ago

The innocence was lost at around this post.

[–]mastr_slik 0 points1 point ago

Guys, guys, guys! Can't we learn to xzibit just a little restraint with the puns here? Reddit is getting to be notorious for this kind of ludicrous.

[–]chaitan94 4 points5 points ago

That's Neat, Dogg.

[–]illstealurcandy 2 points3 points ago

Drops mic

[–]paintitblue 18 points19 points ago

[–]SocialMediaOwls[S] 1 point2 points ago

Mmm....no...he definitely has me beat

[–]Headbanger 11 points12 points ago

Reminds me of this one http://i.imgur.com/vAwjo.jpg

[–]i_roleplay_a_robot 2 points3 points ago

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[–]snawpes -1 points0 points ago

This one is the original if I'm not mistaken.

[–]waffle_enhancement 8 points9 points ago

skip the "the" - it's cleaner

[–]BreakerGandalf -1 points0 points ago

Is that a reference that I actually get? Finally!

[–]TheMediumPanda 8 points9 points ago

"Hello? Yes, this is dog. Nah kidding, this is cat" Shady fucker

[–]moogle516 3 points4 points ago

Is that the correct way "also" is used ?

[–]zz_ 3 points4 points ago

Idk, I think it's grammatically correct, but I think "The cat is also shady as fuck" sounds a lot better.

[–]wonkalot 1 point2 points ago

Thank you. I came to the comments to offer this correction.

[–]moogle516 0 points1 point ago

It does sound better.

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[–]SocialMediaOwls[S] 0 points1 point ago

sweet shady cat....wish my cat was that cool

[–]cooneyes 2 points3 points ago

[–]UselessRedditor 10 points11 points ago

9 comments on a front page post? WHAT IS THIS SORCERY

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[–]UselessRedditor 8 points9 points ago

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I GET IT
MY USERNAME CONTAINS THOSE TWO WORDS
AHAHA SO FUNNY

ಠ_ಠ

[–]CAPS_LOCK_USERNAME 3 points4 points ago

Well great job now it's been deleted and people will want to know, what was so unfunny?

[–]someguy945 0 points1 point ago

Just a stab in the dark - I'm gonna say that the deleted post was probably the words "relevant username" and little or nothing else.

[–]UselessRedditor 0 points1 point ago

Redditors are so Useless

It was along those lines

[–]DaedricApple 1 point2 points ago

I want one

[–]GET_IN_THE_CAR 0 points1 point ago

Come with me sir

[–]Thebrokenlanyard 2 points3 points ago

Same with the snail. I know that bastard's planning to hurt me someday. I'M WATCHING YOU MR SNAIL!

[–]SocialMediaOwls[S] 2 points3 points ago

My pet duck is the shadiest of the 3....couldn't fit that into the sign

[–]InGordWeTrust 0 points1 point ago*

The wombat is a straight up asshole.

[–]eire1228 0 points1 point ago

I've got a pretty brutal hamster.....

[–]MasterAssBlaster 0 points1 point ago

...So can you buy this? Inquiring minds would like to know.

[–]SocialMediaOwls[S] 0 points1 point ago

I may consider selling it

[–]Fhompen 0 points1 point ago

Well atleast the dog is honest with it's intentions, the cat keeps his intentions hidden and then strikes without warning!

[–]HeatResistant 0 points1 point ago

Beware of Dog. Cat Is A Shady Fuck Too. Don't Even Ask About the Gerbils.

[–]BreathlessFlame 0 points1 point ago

For once, saw this on Facebook before I saw it on Reddit. Crazy.

[–]moooooserfunk 0 points1 point ago

Too*

[–]de_dust2_420 0 points1 point ago

This...i like this.

[–]zackmotion 0 points1 point ago

Cats are shady little fuckers

[–]Pzora 0 points1 point ago

My dog will lick you to death, my cat however will scratch your eyes out.

[–]grimmstone 0 points1 point ago*

[–]littleballofsunshine 0 points1 point ago

I've found that very few cats AREN'T shady as fuck....

[–]Lhabs 0 points1 point ago

Don't tell me what to do

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Skipped down to spot the nearest "yes. this is dog" comment to upvote. It is lacking. Damnit reddit.

[–]Greater_Omentum -1 points0 points ago

DAE read this one a little bit too quickly?

Cat is shady. Fuck also.

[–]eaglebacon -1 points0 points ago

Take all my money now! Where can one procure such a sign?