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[–]luckycharms8282 66 points67 points ago

I was expecting spew

[–]sarahat6 32 points33 points ago

What does this have to do with elf rights? Lol

[–]PirateMug 10 points11 points ago

[–]sarahat6 0 points1 point ago

Sometimes my wit surprises me

[–]asdfCorp 3 points4 points ago

Came for spew... didn't leave disappointed (cause there was no spew).

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

I was expecting poop

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

The humor must flow, regardless the source. It feeds the Reddit.

[–]EdgarPuffinstuff 6 points7 points ago

I'm now extremely tempted to make a t-shirt that point at everything, with the quote "It feeds the Reddit" in the center.

an upvote for you sir.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

if you make this shirt well, I'll buy it.

[–]schnazberries 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking the same thing. Or did that tumblr come after the reddit link? We may never know...

[–]emaredubyou 1 point2 points ago

Tumblr came first, when this website popped up, it became the first example of content that I regularly see on facebook before reddit.

[–]t_zidd[S] 3 points4 points ago

My friend emailed me the gif with the caption on the subject line - I had no idea it was from this tumblr. Thanks for posting the link!

[–]DerpusJefferperson 0 points1 point ago

That site is cancer. I feel like they won't stop until every action ever performed in life is embodied in a gif.

[–]dabernathy89 50 points51 points ago

Could've just linked to the site that came up with the caption http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com/

[–]InGordWeTrust 10 points11 points ago

Feed her hot sauce next time.

[–]NotVerySmarts 1 point2 points ago

mean.

[–]KarmaticDuck 5 points6 points ago

This had me rolling. Giving babies flavorful foods and watching their reactions is a flavorite past-time of mine. Oh geez.

[–]BlakeC93 6 points7 points ago

I thought she had a seizure for a second, then I realized baby food tastes like shit.

[–]-Cardboard 7 points8 points ago

She was fed grapefruit for the first time, that's why she had a 'seizure'.

[–]Araneidae 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, I was wondering what that was. Her reaction looks like mostly surprise with a touch of consternation -- have to say, grapefruit tends to do that to me as well. Quite a sweet reaction: "what the hell was that?!"

[–]stonemetodeath 0 points1 point ago

consternation --

low whistle

[–]Araneidae 0 points1 point ago

Well, according to the caption on the original video she likes grapefruit, and I can understand that.

[–]iPatjo 4 points5 points ago

That is me every shot.

[–]Pappy1193 0 points1 point ago

I hate shots. They never go down right for me. It hits my tonsils a bit and it's game over for me. I have an easier time chugging the bottle

[–]gattofila 2 points3 points ago

That was us last night after too much wine. I can't even look at the bottle to put it away right now. Blargh.

[–]reverbs 1 point2 points ago

Wine can be a very harsh mistress. Especially if you've had too much red.

[–]gattofila 1 point2 points ago

It was a red! A burgundy. Shudder.

[–]reverbs 1 point2 points ago

Me and my girlfriend finished off 3 bottles of different reds one night a couple of years ago... NEVER AGAIN!!! Worst hang over of my life!

[–]gattofila 1 point2 points ago

Omg just reading your comment made me feel queasy all over again. We finished 2/3s of a 1.5L bottle last night and we still feel gross. :/

[–]lakinbacon 2 points3 points ago

currently washing all my sheets/ bedding and clothes. threw up on myself at about 4:15 am. Awesome.

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[–]UTC_Hellgate 3 points4 points ago

walks 18 miles to find his car

doesn't own a car.

[–]Emmanuell89 1 point2 points ago

i was waiting for her to puke

[–]Fairchild660 1 point2 points ago

If you can't handle another shot, stop. Heroin is expensive.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly why you shouldn't stop. Get as much as you can.

[–]This_isnt_necessary 1 point2 points ago

Grapefruit. Not even once.

[–]Timmo885 1 point2 points ago

Exactly what happened to me on Saint Patty's day. Friend decides its a good idea to end the night with a jager bomb.

[–]Hotjazzsax 1 point2 points ago

surprised to see no vomit

[–]samanthakm9 1 point2 points ago

babies with long hair make me uncomfortable

[–]Ididerus 1 point2 points ago

trick to down shots:

breathe-in, hold your breath and drink. exhale through your mouth (pushing the fumes out), inhale through your nose and exhale out your mouth once more for good measure.

[–]DrunkenRedditing 4 points5 points ago

/r/reactiongifs

It's a real thing you fuck, and you'd get more of your precious link karma!

[–]pureprotest 1 point2 points ago

yes well someone with the same account name as pureprostest spit out a shot jack daniels tonight all over a friend....who didnt notice.

[–]NotVerySmarts 1 point2 points ago

Vodka for my ladies. Whiskey for a grown man.

[–]SprikenZieDerp 4 points5 points ago

And beer for your horses?

[–]stonemetodeath 0 points1 point ago

and rear means arses.

[–]apenostic 0 points1 point ago

You are not alone.

[–]Randyh524 0 points1 point ago

Whenever my mom would make me take the bitter medicine i would make that face. She would then reward me with the pink stuff. Mmm I loved that bubble gum goodness.

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[–]thewalkingjen 0 points1 point ago

I think this might just be the cutest thing i've ever seen

[–]powfordays 0 points1 point ago

whatshouldwecallme

[–]AntonJokinen 0 points1 point ago

Is there a technical term for that spasm/chill you get when something is sour or doesn't go down right?

[–]reeru 0 points1 point ago

i'll have what ever shes having

[–]awesome_tara91 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like me after my first time having tequila lol

[–]obidobi 0 points1 point ago

[–]LoopyLine 0 points1 point ago

Baby food is delicious and that's cute.

[–]maw8wb -4 points-3 points ago

Come on man. Reddit is better than this bullshit.

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[–]addsomethingepic 3 points4 points ago

Cool story bro

[–]Lindz615 -1 points0 points ago

Lmfao

[–]wmurray003 -2 points-1 points ago

Cocaine is a hell of a DRUG.