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[–]gobo718 54 points55 points ago

Mr. Rogers makes everything better.

[–]runswithcoyotes 30 points31 points ago

And is that the Carmen Sandiego lady?

[–]SubcommanderShran 13 points14 points ago*

Yes, her name is Lynn Thigpen. Unfortunately, she passed away about ten years ago. She was also the radio DJ in the Warriors. Lots of fun times because of her. Thanks, Ms. Thigpen, wherever you are!

[–]skeeto 4 points5 points ago

Wow, she died two weeks after Mr. Rogers died. Makes this GIF creepy.

[–]kinematografi 7 points8 points ago

[–]kovalevskaya 2 points3 points ago

Holy crap! I kept staring at her trying to place her in some early 90s show. Thanks for reminding me of an awesome part of my childhood.

[–]JakJakAttacks 4 points5 points ago

Best neighbor ever.

[–]CHINESE_HOTTIE -1 points0 points ago

Mr. Rogers was in the neighborHOOD. He was in the hood!

[–]Plastastic 1 point2 points ago

No, that was Mr. Robinson.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Wow. I just noticed that hipsters these days dress exactly like Mr. Rogers. I think I finally understand...

[–]stemgang 1 point2 points ago

But like everything they do, they wear it ironically.

[–]bockh 5 points6 points ago

I think by hipsters you mean /r/malefashionadvice

[–]GrantNexus 4 points5 points ago

I thought I could use some fashion advice. Then I went over there. Then I realized I'm way better off without that particular 'advice.'

[–]sachegrande 19 points20 points ago

Well, I'd have to say this is rather relevant.

[–]bobcat_08 16 points17 points ago

It's almost hard to believe that he was so kind without any creepiness whatsoever.

[–]osamabinhidin 5 points6 points ago

Thank you for this. My babysitters always told me how Mr. Rogers-crazy I was, now I can rationalize it even further.

[–]MikeTheInfidel 3 points4 points ago

[–]Old_Penguin 1 point2 points ago

Onions man.

[–]ITripFatPpl 1 point2 points ago

Not only can he dance, he's also a pretty good rapper

[–]eoarchaean 1 point2 points ago

Dammit! Beat me to it :P

[–]tommytnuts 5 points6 points ago

I had Shempi by Ratatat playing when this gif came up and I just could stop watching it!

[–]rotate_slide_open 4 points5 points ago

That song is the bees knees. I had Bron-Y-Aur stomp playing when I opened it. I swear that the clapping was perfectly in sync. I would recommend giving it a try, only thing that I can think of that could make that song better. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgMwMjj7UJQ

[–]marcel87 2 points3 points ago

Shempi is the shit!

[–]joshuad80 5 points6 points ago*

why do people think you can shorten swagger with swag? swag means something completely different!

Edit for derp.

[–]meatblock 0 points1 point ago

[–]Vboi90 2 points3 points ago

just saw that listening to TipToe through the tulips, made me laugh pretty hard.

try it.

just saying.

[–]mercury14 3 points4 points ago

I really do appreciate how the creators of this gif did their best to make the loop fairly smooth and well timed.

[–]WarEmblem27 46 points47 points ago

Wow, I wish the word swagger could be omitted from history books.

[–]laddergoat89 32 points33 points ago

No, the word swagger in it's original context is fine.

People describing something/one as being 'swag' however, is lame.

[–]aeiou23 52 points53 points ago

I have a feeling you possess very little swag.

[–]solidsnake2730 6 points7 points ago

Very little S.tuff W.e A.ll G.et?

[–]Obj_solid 2 points3 points ago

errr did you mean Tuff wag, or did you mean to bold the S?

[–]solidsnake2730 11 points12 points ago

[–]Wibbles 1 point2 points ago

That's not the meaning of the word swag. Swag is a British word for "stolen or free stuff", e.g. the image of a burglar with a bag of swag hauled over his back.

[–]TheWac0Kid 0 points1 point ago

That's what I, an American, thought. I think it might not be a cultural thing but a Borg hive mind of reduced mental capacity thing.

[–]micromoses 1 point2 points ago

Man, it's just a word. Don't let it get to you. You don't need that stress.

[–]Reive 7 points8 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

No one on the corner has swagger like us

Hit me on my burner prepaid wireless

We pack and deliver like UPS trucks

All ready going to hell just pumping that gas

[–]Nerdster 0 points1 point ago

Instantly played in my head. Girl is catchy.

[–]wearmaize 6 points7 points ago*

Warning: This dance move does not give you swagger.

[–]wolf_op 11 points12 points ago

[–]Shadax 3 points4 points ago*

How the fuck did I know what this was before clicking it?'

You, sir, make me feel like a psychic.

and relevant

[–]Jessarium 2 points3 points ago

Dude, I knew what your link was before I clicked it too!

It's a psychic chain...!

It's all on you, next poster!

[–]Cheesy74 2 points3 points ago

Totally called tha-GYAH

[–]wolf_op 0 points1 point ago

I am so jealous of his terrible dancing

[–]aspmaster 1 point2 points ago

don't be perpetratin' the hatin'

[–]DocCaliban 4 points5 points ago

[–]Obj_solid 2 points3 points ago

if you were n Elementary school and you had all that stuff, I'm pretty sure you'd live up to both standards

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Wow there's someone who remembers the original meaning!

[–]DocCaliban 1 point2 points ago

Damn kids these days are too lazy to come up with their own acronyms. :-)

[–]Wibbles -1 points0 points ago

The word "swag" means loot or stolen goods, you're not one of those people thinking it's an acronym are you?

[–]TheWac0Kid 0 points1 point ago

I personally never knew people thought that until this thread. I just assume the connotation changed.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Acronym? If there's an acronym for swag I sure don't know it.

[–]chemguy90 11 points12 points ago*

[–]XLR8TER 11 points12 points ago*

Crazy blank posts.

[–]igotBBB 1 point2 points ago

Am I doin' this right?

[–]pterid 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if rage emote.

[–]lazyduke 2 points3 points ago

This. Upvote for you, good sir, my thoughts exactly!

[–]tipman2000 0 points1 point ago

"Just felt like a sir."

[–]Gamblee 1 point2 points ago

Thanks Doc.

[–]Gamer_ely 1 point2 points ago

I was listening to Tenacious D when I saw this... it fits

[–]xgenzero 1 point2 points ago

Is that Lynne Thigpen? (The Chief from Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pck19C7GkC4

[–]Jonassen 1 point2 points ago

This make me sad - my children will never know the joy and awesomeness of Mr. Roger's Neighborhood.

[–]IamA_Big_Fat_Phony 1 point2 points ago

Stop saying Swag, you whipper snappers with your your languages and suggestive hip thrusting movements.

Dancing is the devils work I tell ya.

That young son of a gun in this moving picture would have gotten a paddling back in my day.

[–]WrethZ 1 point2 points ago

To me, swag is synonynous to ''loot''

As in stolen items.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Does no one know what swag is?

[–]89oo5 1 point2 points ago

fucking show me how crayons are made - i love that shit.

[–]fairwayks 1 point2 points ago

Here's what Mr. Rogers thinks of all y'all. (:22+) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic4mEc_6JQ8

[–]robinthehood 1 point2 points ago

Thanks to swag I know I am getting old because I will never use that word.

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[–]imagines_everything 5 points6 points ago

OH GAWD, That's not supposed to go in there!

[–]ab103630 11 points12 points ago

What is going on in this thread...

[–]joshuad80 8 points9 points ago

...

i want to know what happened, because of these two comments.

[–]dsmvwld 0 points1 point ago

what the hell happened here

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

Barney and Kermit

[–]TheKidKych 0 points1 point ago

I read this to the tune of Don't Cha...I haven't heard the song in AGES.

[–]Greggo1220 0 points1 point ago

I miss Mr. Rodgers (R.I.P.)

[–]yunbld 0 points1 point ago

[–]TacosAtMidnight 0 points1 point ago

Did you know that Mr. Rogers was a pastor? He was actually a very good friend of my 9th grade English teacher. He performed her marriage ceremony.

[–]graniterocks 0 points1 point ago

aaah

[–]groovemachine 0 points1 point ago

Note the Vans Authentics... Mr. Rogers did have swag.

[–]MisinterpretsReddit 0 points1 point ago

I dunno, man. That (E|I) is pretty bitchin', and I don't see anything else in the corners.

[–]anderal 0 points1 point ago

I have Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang on and this gif with that song just made my night

[–]VUSGqlvcuewo 0 points1 point ago

win just win

[–]Zachyyadig 0 points1 point ago

Martha Stewart dancing with skinny Oprah?

[–]taalmahret 0 points1 point ago

God I miss him...

[–]forca_micah 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Rogers, as always, LIKE. A. BOSS.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I thought that was Kevin Rudd at first. I didn't really think it was odd as it seems like the sort of thing he'd do.

[–]roslicomet 0 points1 point ago

This made me intensely sad and happy.

[–]PoisonBananas 0 points1 point ago

Stolen from IAU.

[–]Nage 0 points1 point ago

Rogers, you one bad mutha-

[–]TheWac0Kid 0 points1 point ago

Hello, neighbor.

[–]demoncarcass 0 points1 point ago

That is mesmerizing.

[–]brian69 0 points1 point ago

This gig is bothering me cause the transition isn't in sync.

[–]NotVerySmarts 0 points1 point ago

No one on the corner has swagga like us.

Hit me on my burner, pre-paid wireless

We pack and deliver like UPS trucks.

Already going to hell, just pumping that gas.

[–]Obskulum 0 points1 point ago

This is class, not swag.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

buchata!

[–]mookdaruch 0 points1 point ago

Has anyone gif sounded yet?

[–]RdNsReindeer 0 points1 point ago

I wad listening to odd future when I saw this,i shat bricks

[–]FFandMMfan 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted for using "swag". Get the fuck off Reddit, stupid 12 year old.

[–]Trogdor86 0 points1 point ago

They were going to clap on 2 and 4, but all the little white kids wouldn't get it.

[–]briandanger 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Rogers is wearing hipster clothes! Was he the first???

[–]HashRunningRapist 0 points1 point ago

I cannot believe I've never seen this before. I want to use it for EVERYTHING now.

[–]jbernardshaw 0 points1 point ago

For once, I saw this on tumblr before I saw it on reddit.

[–]AbaddonSF 0 points1 point ago

[–]smiley13724 0 points1 point ago

It's a beautiful day in this neighbourhood...

[–]camalittle 0 points1 point ago

He would tell you that's not what that word means.

[–]McLooms 1 point2 points ago

Swag is my least favorite word of all time.

I'm black.

[–]Komplete_Bullshit 0 points1 point ago

I once met Mr. Rogers as a kid. He smelled like warm lilac, and was always quick to hand out hard candy. I even got to play on the set after they were done filming that day.

[–]langis_on -1 points0 points ago

downvoted for the improper use of the word "swag"

[–]d_pug -1 points0 points ago

yeesssss

[–]kabukistar -1 points0 points ago

I blame George W. Bush for turning swagger into a word with positive connotations.

And I blame Reddit for making "swag" an accepted shortening of it.

[–]ajsmithjr -3 points-2 points ago

great gif of michele obama and joe biden!

[–]Asophis 1 point2 points ago

I don't know why you're being downvoted as this is obviously a clip of Obama's most recent campaign ad.

[–]SOPA_NO -2 points-1 points ago

Mr. Rogers does not have swag, or swagger, or even swagga. He has CLASS, because class is what meant should strive to have, swag is for boys, class is for men.

[–]FappingAsYouReadThis 1 point2 points ago

swag is for boys, class is for men.

Says the 17-year-old neckbeard with a monitor tan.

[–]SOPA_NO 0 points1 point ago

14, actually

[–]keepcalmnherpdyderp -1 points0 points ago

here, have all my upvotes.

[–]Pwnk -1 points0 points ago

Oh haha you like "swag" ya you must be sooooooooooooooo cool...

[–]mealsonweals -1 points0 points ago

Swag is an acronym for stolen without a gun.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

And swagger means mafia. Or maybe it's the other way around. Anyway I learned that from playing Mafia II.

[–]Stones25 -1 points0 points ago

[–]micromoses 1 point2 points ago

The esophagus is actually behind the trachea, so you'd have to first break through either the trachea, or the spine and muscle, depending on your angle of attack to his the esophagus. Unless you're just cramming your fist down their throat, and then I'm not sure you could easily call it a "punch".

[–]razman420 -2 points-1 points ago

watched while listening to dubstep... greatest thing ever!

[–]Tashre -2 points-1 points ago

Swagger?

More like sweater.

[–]la_lutte -2 points-1 points ago

Hipsters

[–]moonman -3 points-2 points ago

Boys have swag, Mr. Rodgers had class.