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Childhood lies. (imgur.com)

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[–]structuremole 244 points245 points ago

My dad rubbed it in his eyes as an experiment when my mom first got it for us. Taking a bullet for the team, that man.

[–]sh1tbr1cks 61 points62 points ago

Respect.

[–]sulubster 18 points19 points ago

Sacrifices by brave men such as he make progress possible for the rest of us.

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    [–]Lizardizzle 35 points36 points ago

    Then he died.

    [–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

    freshman dad?

    [–]lemon4 3 points4 points ago

    Dad is named Brian?

    [–]12_GAUGE_ANUS 2 points3 points ago

    Dad is named Greg.

    [–]CaptainMogran 4 points5 points ago

    "Better call the boss, let him know I won't be in this week"

    [–]MarinP 2 points3 points ago

    Relevant

    [–]used_bathwater 1 point2 points ago

    Did... did he survive?

    [–]no1se 47 points48 points ago

    the first time I used this shampo I even made it a point to keep my eyes open

    [–]superexcellent12 21 points22 points ago

    Haha oh my god, the mental image....

    [–]yayboots 127 points128 points ago

    *Shit was like base

    [–]afrocatz 33 points34 points ago

    Dem OH- ions.

    [–]Measly 11 points12 points ago

    Water sure is a testy bitch when you disrupt its group dynamic.

    [–]Almondcoconuts 2 points3 points ago*

    For anyone wondering. Water can autoionize with itself.

    H20(aq) -->H30+ (aq) + OH- (aq)

    H30+ : Concentration of acid

    OH- : Concentration of base

    And if you want to get even more technical Kw = [ H30+ ] [ OH- ] = 1.0x10-14

    Forgive me.

    Edit: Kw is the water equilibrium constant equal to the concentrations of acid and base multiplied together. Its always equal to 1.0x10-14 .

    Edit 2: You can really only use Kw to find either the concentrations of your acid or base IF you already have the concentrations of the other acid or base. This method is usually used for strong acids and bases. For finding the concentrations of weak acids and bases you would need to use ICE tables. No fucking way I'm explaining what an ICE table is. Go google that shit. Congrats, you now know more than your friends about Acids and Bases.

    [–]thejagger 2 points3 points ago

    If your friends haven't done high school chemistry I guess.

    [–]YvesSch 1 point2 points ago

    ICE table: A table taught to a generation with limited algebra skills and poor ability to visualize intended as an aid to performing equilibrium calculations. Merriam Webster Smartass Sciences Edition

    [–]Almondcoconuts 1 point2 points ago

    God bless those brave souls who didn't have ICE tables.

    [–]Britches_and_Hose 13 points14 points ago

    Took the words right out of my mouth.

    [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

    No, no, no, everyone has this post all wrong!

    Shit was like acid. http://micro.magnet.fsu.edu/vitamins/images/pangamicacid.jpg

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      [–]duke_lucas 66 points67 points ago

      but the watermelon smells SO good!

      [–]FalseFactsOrg 57 points58 points ago

      I tried drinking it once, at the grocery store. It tasted terrible and ended up puking everywhere. T'was a bad day.

      [–]Lavarocked 19 points20 points ago

      Drunk, high or kid?

      [–]Cronus88 13 points14 points ago

      Probably all three.

      [–]AgreesWithIdiots 9 points10 points ago

      And possibly retarded.

      [–]FalseFactsOrg 10 points11 points ago

      all three and a dash of the fourth.

      [–]FromAWarTornFuture 2 points3 points ago

      Just a dash?

      [–]riskau 7 points8 points ago

      "Never go full retard."

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

      Yes.

      [–]SheaF91 0 points1 point ago

      I'm going to have to go with "kid" here.

      [–]Station1337 0 points1 point ago

      Fun game, I think it needs another go around on askreddit.

      [–]redlaserpanda 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah... I'm not going to lie, I've bought this in college on occasion because I love the smell!

      [–]duke_lucas 1 point2 points ago

      i think i'll go buy some today! i'll use it, and go walk around random places. today, i'm going to spread nasal nostalgia!

      [–]jonosvision 117 points118 points ago

      Being a poor kid and having to use cheap shampoo, i was always jealous of kids that got that no tangle/no cry shampoo i kept seeing commercials about.

      Your pain pleases me.

      [–]spellign_error 28 points29 points ago

      AND NOW YOU LAUGH AT THEM. STUPID RICHIES

      [–]Rehauu 7 points8 points ago

      all of that shit actually left a ton of waxy buildup. I had hair down to my ass as a kid and it got baddd. Insane tangles with the buildup working like glue that required professional assistance to detangle without making me scream and cry. My mom had to start using a special clarifying shampoo every couple of washes to strip out what the kids shampoo left. Then I went to hair school and learned all about the fun stuff they put in shampoo to make hair shiny, "repair" damage, and make it less likely to tangle. It only works until the shit builds up too much.

      [–]jonosvision 6 points7 points ago

      My Dad made me wash my hair with sunlight dish soap ...

      ... my hair squeeked afterwords.

      [–]lorelicat 1 point2 points ago

      I figured this out as a teen when I would switch between my shampoo and my moms. One would build up and the other would strip. I still keep different kinds of shampoo in my shower for this reason. I have very fine hair and its a pain.

      [–]Rehauu 1 point2 points ago

      Hrm... I've had pretty good luck with Aveda's Shampure shampoo and conditioner, if that helps. It just happens to be one of their cheapest types. My hair is pretty fine and gets buildup easily. I have to be super careful with any hairspray or styling products or it looks greasy, too.

      [–]lorelicat 0 points1 point ago

      I'll check it out, thanks!

      [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

      It never worked, I still had a ton of tangles afterwards and my hair was really greasy after using it.

      [–]derpent024 1 point2 points ago

      Came here to explain my pleasure of rich kid cornea burning. Thank you good sir.

      [–]Station1337 1 point2 points ago

      Yeah I never got to use this shit, it makes me happy it was just as shitty as what the rest of us had to use.

      [–]Wargall 3 points4 points ago

      Damn, I was raised in a near-ghetto in Jacksonville and even I got this shampoo. Where did you live, a Rio favela?

      [–]jonosvision 4 points5 points ago

      I am Canadian born to a German immigrant, I was lucky if I got hot water for said bath.

      [–]Wargall 3 points4 points ago

      Oh, sorry aboot that eh

      Must have been one heil of a time

      [–]jonosvision 5 points6 points ago

      As a kid it's all normal to you lol I didnt know any different. It was those damn commercials that gave me hints as to how much swag those smarmy rich kids got.

      EDIT: At an 8 I just re-read that and saw what you did there, many lols were had.

      [–]GreeneMachine1 148 points149 points ago

      I distinctly remember a sleepover I had as a child: I stayed at my playmate's while my parents were out of town and in the shower before bed I noticed the eye-catching Loreal No Tears shampoo. Having seen all the commercials but never having experienced it for myself, I decided to test its claim. After applying the shampoo more or less directly to my retina I found it to be false.

      [–]Homeles 55 points56 points ago

      L'Oréal kids: apply directly to the eyeball.

      [–]lukerclodhopper 103 points104 points ago

      I think that it's important to note that THE RETINA IS ON THE INSIDE OF THE EYE

      [–]cocoman2121 109 points110 points ago

      How do you know he didn't remove part of his eye first?

      [–]trex88 10 points11 points ago

      i personally think he rubbed so hard that he rubbed through his first layer of eye and into his retina

      [–]cbanana 10 points11 points ago

      The first layer is the cornea. The second layer after that is iris and pupil, then the lens, followed by a sphere full of vitreous humor.

      The retina is at the very BACK of the eye. He'd have to first pop open his eyeballs before getting access to the retina.

      [–]GenericDuck 16 points17 points ago

      So the boy was dedicated, what of it?

      [–]selcouth_colophon 8 points9 points ago

      There's a scene in a John Green novel where a kid gets an eyelash in his eye and says "I think there's a lash in my pupillary sphincter." Everyone in class laughs at him for saying "sphincter."

      I had no sympathy for his embarrassment since that would be inside the eye.

      [–]buddhistalin 1 point2 points ago

      TIL

      [–]thatsbesidethepoint 0 points1 point ago

      Shit's like acid bro.

      [–]AndroidAdonis 18 points19 points ago

      I just bought a shampoo where the side of the bottle states "not to be applied directly to eyes". Really, Neutrogena? As a (fairly)well-adjusted adult, do you really think I'm going to sit here and rub shampoo into my eyes?

      [–]mergedkestrel 14 points15 points ago

      Ironically, that would make me more likely to try to put the shampoo in my eyes. This must be the early stages of inception.

      [–]Oliverthetower 8 points9 points ago

      Absolute same story happened to me. An evil lie constructed from children tears.

      [–]gotnate 1 point2 points ago

      Nothing to see here, moove along.

      Note to self: tag parent as "put shampoo in own eye".

      [–]axxessdenied 1 point2 points ago

      damn... how many of us got tricked like that? Wish my friend told me the No Tears was a lie before I went in there.

      [–]lawsandsonny 35 points36 points ago

      But they smelled wonderful.

      [–]spellign_error 15 points16 points ago

      THATS HOW THEY GET YOU

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]airrunnerz 5 points6 points ago*

      I once had an incident in which I burned a part of my face with 4M sulfuric acid. I can confirm that the burning sensation on my face was vaguely similar to getting the watermelon shampoo in my eyes (and yes, the shampoo is basic; still burns in the eyes).

      [–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

      What is the treatment for a faceful of acid?

      [–]arwcrst42 9 points10 points ago

      Well if comics are true the only logical choice would to become a super villain.

      [–]Icanhazcarrot 5 points6 points ago

      A faceful of base, I would assume.

      [–]OzymandiasReborn 6 points7 points ago

      Yup. That way you add a thermal burn in addition to the acid and base burn (exothermic reaction) :)

      [–]danguro 2 points3 points ago

      At least the thermal burn neutralizes the bleeding ಠ_ಠ

      [–]witty_account_name 1 point2 points ago

      you gotta cauterize the wound somehow

      [–]MjoLniRXx 1 point2 points ago

      did not think that 3 years of chemistry classes would be applied on reddit, but how glad I am to feel "in the know" after reading this thread of comments :P

      [–]OrganizedChaos 1 point2 points ago

      clearly you haven't been to any of the science, chemistry, physics subreddits then

      [–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

      Likewise, if you have a headful of acid you promptly need a headful of bass.

      [–]jordsta 2 points3 points ago

      I'm trying to stop myself from making a dubstep-related pun right now.

      [–]AvastYeUpboat 0 points1 point ago

      Like this?

      [–]checkgeardown 1 point2 points ago

      20 minutes in front of an eye wash station? Or whatever it says on the MSDS sheet

      [–]airrunnerz 1 point2 points ago

      Two nurses got an eye bath with some ice (similar to the ones in chem labs) and gently sprayed 4 1000cc bags of water onto the affected areas to draw out the heat and dilute/wash off the acid. The nurse had to keep my eyes pressed wide open to wash my eyes because I couldn't do it for the life of me and I couldn't tell if/how much acid had made contact with my eyes. Like someone mentioned, you shouldn't add any base because your face isn't really the best place to do an acid-base rxn. There aree some reagents that might have been safe to use on my skin that might have mopped up the acid but again, your face isn't the place for that. I think the only slightly fun part of the experience was the ophthalmologist making my nose glow when the fluorescent dye he put on my eyes came out of there. Also, my nurse was super nice and pretty and gave me a hug.

      [–]BobTheSCV 0 points1 point ago

      Harvey Dent, is that really you?

      [–]nextplzzzz 14 points15 points ago

      I smelled like a fucking fruit when I went to class cause of this, its truly awesome.

      [–]2gig 13 points14 points ago

      Good Guy L'Oreal

      Teaches you not to believe every advertised claim at a young age.

      [–]FestistheFestis 10 points11 points ago

      Little known fact, most "no tears" shampoos use a painkiller to eliminate pain when it gets in the child's eye. Johnson and Johnson Baby is one of the few that doesn't.

      [–]ConqueringCanada 2 points3 points ago

      My understanding was that shampoo molecules are small and can easily pass through the cornea causing pain. 'No more tears' adds another chemical that attaches to the shampoo molecule that makes it larger and not able to pass through the cornea. This chemical though, neutralizes the some of the foaming effects of the shampoo and marketers determined people were less likely to buy shampoo with little foaming, so they don't add the chemical to 'adult' shampoo. I'm no longer certain my understanding of this is correct.

      [–]Ryusaikou 7 points8 points ago

      Am I the only one who remembers these for their amazing ability to be a watergun once empty?

      [–]AquaR3gia 5 points6 points ago

      Relevant.

      [–]snickerpleez 17 points18 points ago

      I just got done talking about this earlier today with a group of about 5 people all of whom are possible redditors. WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS TRYING TO CASH THIS IN FOR KARMA?

      [–]nancykatherine[S] 22 points23 points ago

      That wouldn't be me, I live in Canada. Sorry!

      [–]Ifunctiononkitkats 20 points21 points ago

      She said sorry. Her excuse of being Canadian checks out.

      [–]DangerousIdeas 36 points37 points ago

      Last word confirmed that OP is in fact from Canada.

      [–]gaby15679 5 points6 points ago

      clearly you people dont know how to wash your hair properly, when rinsing, tilt your head back, the water washes down your back not down your face.

      [–][deleted] ago

      [deleted]

      [–]gaby15679 0 points1 point ago

      5 foot 6

      [–]AvastYeUpboat 0 points1 point ago

      Or you could just close your eyes.

      [–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

      Then what's the point of having no tears shampoo?

      [–]Quaytsar 15 points16 points ago

      Most cleaners are basic, so the opposite of acid.

      [–]strivingforever 6 points7 points ago

      SCIENCE!!!

      [–]NJ_Lyons 3 points4 points ago

      Actually, I'd say it's pretty complicated.

      [–]mjq03 4 points5 points ago

      This reminds me of the bubble gum flavored toothpaste. My cousins had it, shit was like candy. Mom wouldn't get it for us :(

      [–]MySecretCrayons 2 points3 points ago

      My brother came across this in the store back when we were kids. He grabbed some off the shelf and said "Hey this smells really good! Smell it!" He put it up to my nostril and then squeezed it when I was inhaling. He said he was just trying to make the smell come out. Needless to say, it caused some tears.

      [–]trex88 2 points3 points ago

      one time a friend told me it tasted like strawberries so while i was in the shower he asked if i tried it and whether or not it tasted like strawberries. i didn't try it but told him i did, and that it did taste like strawberries. after me he took a shower. while he was in the shower he tried it because i told him i tried it and told him it tasted like strawberries. next thing i know i hear him make a sound that pretty much told me it didn't taste like strawberries.

      [–]thezhgguy 0 points1 point ago

      I think you may be referring to me...? Because I definitely did this.

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        [–]VicariousWolf 2 points3 points ago

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1X2JsAqB2o

        [–]krissikool 1 point2 points ago

        came looking for this, was not disapoint

        [–]VicariousWolf 1 point2 points ago

        I know how Reddit works my man...ha ha...ha hahaha...MUUAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

        [–]apotecs 1 point2 points ago

        Blast from the past:

        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHzYEN1lS2Q

        [–]memeaddictedchick 0 points1 point ago

        related video's of nostalgia!

        [–]chemtrails250 1 point2 points ago

        The goggles, they do nothing!!!

        [–]al73r 1 point2 points ago

        wouldn't it be more like an base?

        [–]nonamer18 1 point2 points ago

        Okay but it was a lot better than normal shampoo. I remember transitioning from this to adult shampoo...oh god that shit was real burn.

        [–]Iloldalot 1 point2 points ago

        no matter what, i loved the smell of watermelon

        [–]Rebound 1 point2 points ago

        It's no TEARS, as in "I'm going to TEAR your asshole apart"

        The more you know.

        [–]Chelchan 1 point2 points ago

        THE COMMERCIAL THAT STARTED IT ALL

        [–]zurgonvrits 1 point2 points ago

        Tears and Tears... gives that a whole different meaning.

        [–]oneluckygal 1 point2 points ago

        Thank you for pure nostalgia. I've seen many posts, but none quite as such. Extremely correct, that shit hurt. Period.

        [–]Grizwald 1 point2 points ago

        pshhhh..pussy..

        [–]rmwpnb 1 point2 points ago

        My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

        [–]mysticdickstick 0 points1 point ago

        it´s even funnier when you imagine it in Arnold Schwarzenegger's voice

        [–]giant_marmoset 1 point2 points ago

        why does l'oreal have lockwork orange looking eyes on the bottle.

        [–]cumfarts 1 point2 points ago

        No tears, my ass-shit was like acid

        [–]patmandu 1 point2 points ago

        It's actually no tears (like tearing paper) not no tears, like the ones from the eyes Mind blown

        [–]TheSmallThingsInLife 1 point2 points ago

        It obviously meant "no tears" as in your hair won't rip and "no knots" as in it won't knot up either

        [–]63648411 1 point2 points ago

        Note to self, "no tears" shampoo is not meant as a challenge.

        [–]punkingindrublic 1 point2 points ago

        I once saw a bottle of it at the store and sprayed it into my own eyes. My Mom was impressed and thought it was hilarious.

        Marketing at its finest.

        [–]wink047 2 points3 points ago

        i didnt realize it was last summer already

        [–]well_hello_there 3 points4 points ago

        What the hell. How young are kids these days? Pretty young?! Johnson & Johnson is the "no more tears" brand. L'oreal? What? What?!

        [–]Sapphire--Blue 4 points5 points ago

        "How young are kids these days?" The same age they've always been.

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          [–]u83rmensch 0 points1 point ago

          fuck.. my eyes are just tearing up thinking about.. fuckyou

          [–]jujubean14 0 points1 point ago

          You weren't worth it. Sorry man.

          [–]Ravenna 0 points1 point ago

          Oh, wow, this is one of those things I have always wondered about veracity wise, and never ever had the cojones to test.

          [–]zane_fire 0 points1 point ago

          That crap makes my eyes water just looking at the damn picture.

          [–]StrangerDangerManger 0 points1 point ago

          Pussies

          [–]DrDebG 0 points1 point ago

          You weren't supposed to drink it.

          [–]fechera 0 points1 point ago

          You had to get the Johnson & Johnson one. "As gentle to eyes as pure water"

          [–]91lligrama 0 points1 point ago

          I love that shit. I have strawberry smoothie flavour in my shower right now. I don't test out the tear free much these days but it still tastes awesome.

          [–]Vorokar 0 points1 point ago

          Too true. Upvote for reminding me about the searing pain.

          [–]SaddestClown 0 points1 point ago

          Whose childhood? It was Johnsons or nothing for me.

          [–]Sotordamotor 0 points1 point ago

          My eyes got watery thinking about it...

          [–]yo_its_andy 0 points1 point ago

          I read that as no tears in my ass, well i hope your ass isn't torn. ಠ_ಠ

          [–]CRSPHC 0 points1 point ago

          Blah blah blah mass effect ending

          [–]lolpete 0 points1 point ago

          CAUSE WE'RE WORTH IT TOO!

          [–]connordger 0 points1 point ago

          It still smelled amazing.

          [–]tabako 0 points1 point ago

          Is it weird that I instantly remembered the exact feel that the bottle gives off when you click it open with your thumb?

          [–]dreadsword 0 points1 point ago

          That stuff was fine, you sissy. The watermelon smelled amazing.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

          I got that stuff in my eyes all the time. It never hurt.

          [–]PropMonkey 0 points1 point ago

          This shit, however, you could pour all over yourself and be fine.

          [–]yousedditreddit 0 points1 point ago

          I was never allowed to have this.my mom didn't have enough money for it :(

          [–]secretvictory 0 points1 point ago

          isn't soap basic?

          [–]neverelax 0 points1 point ago

          Head and shoulders burns like a motherfucker.

          [–]jprimexg3 0 points1 point ago

          Am I the only one who made the horrible decision to do the rub on my eyes test?

          [–]snapcase 0 points1 point ago

          I grew up with this stuff instead.

          [–]american_beagle 0 points1 point ago

          Smelled good though!

          [–]envysiblegirl 0 points1 point ago

          I unfortunately learned the hard way that I am severely allergic to that shit. Washed my hair before going to sleep, woke up to a bleeding back. D: aghhhh

          [–]Kimberlylynn2003 0 points1 point ago

          Strawberry smoothie was the best ever!!

          [–]SheaF91 0 points1 point ago

          I also specifically remember advertisements for L'Oreal Kids shampoo that was supposed to make your hair dry really quickly. I don't think I ever believed that one.

          [–]xxfay6 2 points3 points ago

          It did, only that afterwards hair behaved like shit

          [–]spatiality 0 points1 point ago

          It smelled nice though. o3o

          [–]Lostar 1 point2 points ago

          The cherry smelled soooo fucking good.

          [–]spatiality 1 point2 points ago

          I actually continued using this shampoo until I was maybe 14 just because it smelled so fruity and nice.

          [–]dont_press_ctrl-W 0 points1 point ago

          My life was significantly improved when I realized that shampoo in the eye could be solved instantly by rubbing my closed eyes with a towel.

          It's weird that now that I'm an adult I don't get itchy eyes anymore. Is my adult shampoo less tear-inducing? Did I perfected my "kind of open the eyes just enough to see but just not enough to let shampoo in" technique? Or did I just out-grew being a little bitch?

          [–]mustbesleeping 0 points1 point ago

          Does this stuff still exist? I'm tempted to buy some because I remember it smelling TERRIFIC

          [–]silverbackjack 0 points1 point ago

          And it tastes nothing like strawberry smoothies

          [–]taylorodw 0 points1 point ago

          I just remember those shampoos being insanely hard to open.

          [–]Teknik987 0 points1 point ago

          agreed

          [–]BeClayBorn 0 points1 point ago

          I remember finally getting my mom to buy this stuff. I was probably, I don't know, 6. Anyway, I remember it vividly. We had just gotten home, and before we had even made it in the door, I had drizzled some onto my finger, held my right eye open, and applied it directly to my retina. I wanted to throw the bottle away, but my mom wouldn't let me.

          [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

          Hey this shit burns when it touches my eyes.... always keeps eyes open while getting hair washed... then remembers the sad story long enough to post a rant on reddit. I commend your dedication to your cause, but I downvoted you. Plese feel free to leave me a spiteful message in my reddit cubbyhole.

          [–]wuffism 0 points1 point ago

          Not Loreal but Johnson & Johnson were evil too.

          [–]AmiraMalicious 0 points1 point ago

          I poured it in my eyes when I first read the label. I wasn't the brightest crayon in the box.

          [–]lyricsfromsongsilike 0 points1 point ago

          ♫ Your momma told you that

          you're not supposed to talk to strangers.

          Look in the mirror, tell me:

          Do you think your life's in danger here? ♪

          [–]trua 0 points1 point ago

          I'm glad you didn't get your ass torn, but seriously, you shouldn't use shampoo as lube.

          [–]witty_account_name 0 points1 point ago

          The eye on these bottles always confused me. Is the bottle supposed to be some sort of animal or does L'oreal just want to desensitize me to being watched while I shower?

          [–]athennna 0 points1 point ago

          sniffffffffff

          cherry almond.

          [–]gdstudios 0 points1 point ago

          LOREAL? what?

          JOHNSON & JOHNSON MOTHERFUCKER

          [–]Bustycops 0 points1 point ago

          I thought the same thing, then a year or two ago some Head&Shoulders dripped into my eye.

          It took about 20 seconds of burning pain before I realized what the hell had happened, it hurt so god damn bad I couldn't think straight.

          All shampoos burn a little but if the bottle says to not get it in your eyes, they mean that shit.

          [–]Colorfag 0 points1 point ago

          Word to the wise
          Old Spice, dont get that shit in your eye
          Youll be feeling the burn long after youre done showering

          [–]randyspears 0 points1 point ago

          What is that shit? Loreal? When were you a child? 2008? Use some damn Johnson and Johnsons son.

          [–]rhubarbbus 0 points1 point ago

          I only wash my hair with L'OREAL DECEPTION.

          YOUR PAIN SUSTAINS ME, YOUNG CHILDREN.

          [–]GaryOak24 0 points1 point ago

          Most shampoos have a ph of 7.7-14 making it a base not an acid.

          [–]asshatnowhere 0 points1 point ago

          but the watermellon smelled sooo nice

          [–]Freakazette 0 points1 point ago

          No knots was also a lie. I have curly hair, and my hair was always knotted up after washings. To this day, that's when my hair gets the most knotted up - washing it.

          [–]JamesTurkey 0 points1 point ago

          Jesus Christ, it wasn't a challenge for you to keep your eyes open.

          [–]Aikidi 0 points1 point ago

          Yes tears your ass. That bottle is almost 4 inches wide!

          I'll see myself out

          [–]Chaos_Factor 0 points1 point ago

          No more tears, after all are completely shed.

          [–]TheWhitCat 0 points1 point ago

          makes me think of this, those evil pricks... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1X2JsAqB2o

          [–]nineteenkeelo 0 points1 point ago

          L'oreal for kids, huh.....I had Johnson's... there was no L'oreal for kids when I was young. You clenched your teeth and dealt with the sting like a man

          [–]JillyHarlow 0 points1 point ago

          You are young. And you should feel young. Head and shoulders.

          [–]TheMediumPanda 0 points1 point ago

          Wait,, where the fuck is this? Try writing something like 'Strawberry smoothie' on a non-edible product in my country and the inspectors will shut you down before you can say 'My-little-kid-drank-shampoo-now-I'm-suing-for-millions'.

          [–]XxNinjaHunterxX 0 points1 point ago

          Lol I always cover my eyes

          [–]GOU_NoMoreMrNiceGuy 0 points1 point ago

          my eyes! these goggles do nothing!

          (dammit somebody beat me to it)

          anyway, yeah, these always burn like hell when i apply them into my eyes.

          [–]Iwishyouwerenice 0 points1 point ago

          Yes, let us all behave like it is 2002 again. Let the "I feel old even though I'm 26" people come rushing with their Pokémon and nostalgia.

          [–]AnalBurns 0 points1 point ago

          Oh man, that thing really was like acid. Take a gulp and trip for like 2 days man. Fuckin radical.

          [–]BrotherDamascus 0 points1 point ago

          Tears my ass. Hehe.

          [–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

          Read this as "No tears in my ass."

          I need to wear my glasses more often.

          [–]Tananar 0 points1 point ago

          I am thoroughly convinced that this means "This shampoo contains no child tears... anymore."

          [–]cbooth 0 points1 point ago

          I swear to god there was a cherry and almond scented one, shit was fucking fantastic.

          [–]Awesomator 0 points1 point ago

          This is the only shampoo I have ever used that has left my hair in knots.

          [–]CanolaIsAlsoRapeseed 0 points1 point ago

          Shit was like acid.

          [–]give_a_drummer_some 0 points1 point ago

          ...tears my ass

          [–]lukiss99 0 points1 point ago

          No tears, my ass shit was like acid

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