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[–]Dr_Insanity 15 points16 points ago

Now, as a British person I must say that every time I read "a lego" or "I stepped on a lego" I die a little inside.

[–]barrychicago 7 points8 points ago

Also as a British person I must say stepping on a Lego ain't shit compared to stepping on one of our plugs.

[–]manuelacon 1 point2 points ago

One I have been seeing more and more is "I have to go for a surgery" or something like "she had to have 6 surgeries to get all of the cancer removed from her face". It doesn't work in my head.

[–]Dr_Insanity 0 points1 point ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]Wolfvillite 13 points14 points ago

Most appropriate gif for this

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[–]MedievalKnieval 4 points5 points ago

redditor for 1 month

Not bad.

[–]EvanMacIan 3 points4 points ago

You don't say it. You just check, and if it's older than the comment you quietly upvote and move on.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

he checks for all of us

[–]EvanMacIan 1 point2 points ago

I guess he's the hero reddit deserves.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

So you'll hunt him. Because he can take it.

[–]MedievalKnieval 0 points1 point ago

Everyone else says it.

[–]slenski 8 points9 points ago

[–]DustFC 1 point2 points ago

That is, by far, one of the best reaction gifs I've ever seen.

[–]hurdledurdle 4 points5 points ago

LEGO® Brand Building Bricks/Blocks, not lego.

[–]ebonyfaye 2 points3 points ago

Favourite gif...for everything rage related

[–]bvanman 2 points3 points ago

Ah, a Conan "save". He doesn't even have to come up with funny material, he can just do his thing on camera and I'm entertained.

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[–]Gelus 0 points1 point ago

my Kids favorite show, quoted right here.

[–]sweetwhitelies 1 point2 points ago

Simply perfect!

[–]JohnDoeNuts 1 point2 points ago

My father would always get pissed at me for leaving my lego creations all over my bedroom floor. I never understood his frustration until I accidentally put all of my now grown up weight on one of those goddamned plastic spike traps.

[–]bruce_wayne_campbell 1 point2 points ago

Or on a D4

[–]Giggyjig 1 point2 points ago

You mean SOME lego? Lego is a plural.

[–]redtact 2 points3 points ago

As someone who's stepped on many Lego's as a kid, I can confirm this reaction

[–]ripslit 1 point2 points ago

Look you guys think you've had it bad in your lives, you've stepped on a Lego or a K'nex and you think you know real agony. Motherfucker step on a four sided dice, look me in the eye, and tell me you've ever known pain before.

[–]immatellyouwhat 1 point2 points ago

No reason not to amputate now.

[–]PelikanPatrol 0 points1 point ago

I was listening to this ( http://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/s7w4o/nice_acoustic_shredding/ ) when I clicked the link. Seemed too fitting to be coincidence.

[–]IHopeYouStepOnALego 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't have pissed me off!

[–]Initforthecats 0 points1 point ago

My cats love chinese checkers and it hurts as much to step on those as legos

[–]unisyst 0 points1 point ago

or dancing to dubstep.

[–]yourbiofather 0 points1 point ago

too bad that this is the only up vote i can give!!

[–]mushmancat 0 points1 point ago

I read this as "Sleeping on a lego". Boy was I confused.

[–]tidus033 0 points1 point ago

this is also my reaction after my little toe hit a desk or table

[–]Revoker 0 points1 point ago

Because of this my dad would wear boots (big ass steel toe boots) to put us to bed at night and destroy all our lego creations that were on the floor

[–]dksprocket 0 points1 point ago

[–]CaptainSmak 0 points1 point ago

Stepping on Lego*

[–]_Equinox_ 0 points1 point ago

Man. Was listening to some music on youtube, found something that I liked. Noisia - Shellshock. Went to next on playlist, and I'm currently watching your gif with this music playing.

Of course, pardon the Skrillex. Amazingly fitting. Internet serendipity!

[–]gn3xu5 0 points1 point ago

I have a toddler, I do that walk every day.

[–]zapho300 0 points1 point ago

Whats worse than stepping on Lego? Kneeling on Lego....

[–]It_is_LEGO_not_LEGOS 0 points1 point ago

It is LEGO, not LEGOS. (or, in this case, A LEGO)

Dammit.

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[–]Var1abl3 -3 points-2 points ago

I humbly disagree. You only really step on 1 Lego. You see the Lego sticks slightly the the bottom of your foot. As you bring your foot up the Lego detaches and due to the effects of Murphy's Law the Lego lands directly where your foot is about to come down. As your foot lands back on the floor and Lego you pick the Lego back up and start to repeat the cycle again. It is not until parts of Chaos Theory kicking in that the cycle stops. The added pain that makes you believe there were 10 Legos is because your center of gravitate and the leap you made in the darkness caused the foot with the Lego stuck to it to be the one forced to hold all your weight thus causing maximum damage and pain.

[–]Bradical420 -2 points-1 points ago

Well queef me a ballon! That is an accurate depiction.

[–]mrmadagascar 0 points1 point ago

Excuse me?

[–]Strudel_Cutie_4427 2 points3 points ago

He said "Well queef me a ballon! That is an accurate depiction."

[–]EdTheThird -2 points-1 points ago

the great lego circlejerk...

[–]marvelous_molester -2 points-1 points ago

i like the part where conan isn't funny and just does stupid shit like this and calls it humor.

[–]immaturewalrus -2 points-1 points ago

Repost, you asshole.

[–]iLOVEdux 0 points1 point ago

[–]JeremyB4 -1 points0 points ago

Conanstein.

[–]toxic_t -1 points0 points ago

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 -1 points0 points ago

When i step on a lego meh that hurt a bit

[–]DontSayAlot -2 points-1 points ago

Legos hurt when you step on them. UPVOTES TO THE LEFT!

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