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[–]wonderless2686 63 points64 points ago

[–]cresteh 10 points11 points ago

It's only 6 months old? I thought this image was years old.

[–]votercolonel 3 points4 points ago

It totally is, karma farming all around.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

What's hilarious is how people always claim so and so is their neice or nephew, when it's just a random image they found on the internet.

[–]amadea56[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Never claimed that

[–]epic_comebacks 24 points25 points ago

OP is a faggot.

[–]Derporelli 32 points33 points ago

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[–]uneekfreek 3 points4 points ago

That's not how comebacks work.

[–]rathum2323 0 points1 point ago

fuck, i remembered the title of the original post when i saw the picture in the repost. mind=blown

[–]Tokeli -4 points-3 points ago

OH NO, someone posted it six fucking months ago. God forbid someone post it again half a year later.

[–]searching420 -1 points0 points ago

Came for obligatory face swap picture, was not disappointed.

[–]D0nkey_Punch433 -2 points-1 points ago

Did you just do the eyes or the mouth too?

[–]rivenego -2 points-1 points ago

Don't pretend that is the original either.

[–]MPS186282 20 points21 points ago

You can't trust those reposts.

[–]loercase 2 points3 points ago

And yet it has over 750 karma(s)...

[–]GiveEmHellMatty -2 points-1 points ago

If you can't trust reposts, who can you trust?!?

[–]TheReal-JoJo103 15 points16 points ago

Post as old as time...

[–]pl4yswithsquirrels 11 points12 points ago

Monkeyyy and my nieceeeee

[–]6times9is42 0 points1 point ago

TIL time is 6 months old.

[–]rauer 2 points3 points ago

Someone please face swap this!!!!

[–]Thereminz 2 points3 points ago

Begging to be face swapped

[–]IamTheEddy 7 points8 points ago

How many times must this be reposted...

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I've seen like 6 of these on the front page today. Maybe I should just repost this list as individual images and roll in the karma.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/people-you-wish-you-knew-in-real-life

[–]amadea56[S] -5 points-4 points ago

Yeah that was half my bad.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Haha I was just joking, but that equality post was you!

[–]tbscotty68 1 point2 points ago

[–]mydrunkalterego 1 point2 points ago

they sayin', "i'm watchin' you, bud"

fuck you i'm drunkk

[–]eatALLthenoms 1 point2 points ago

to be fair, that monkey looks shady as hell

[–]sevenface88 1 point2 points ago

That monkey looks a lot like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle...

[–]sqdrn 1 point2 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

My sister told me my 3 year old nephew had a dream about ninja monkies and told her that, "You can't catch those monkies! Nobody can! They do what they want!"

[–]ADuncan222 0 points1 point ago

someone please do a face swap...

[–]Bremusa 3 points4 points ago

Repost!

[–]Mrcheez211 0 points1 point ago

Shits about to go down.

[–]lostandsafe 0 points1 point ago

[–]sennais1 0 points1 point ago

The original post of this was one of the first things I laughed at on reddit.

Blatant karma whoring - just move along people.

[–]Hap_Hazard 0 points1 point ago

It looks like a face-swap gone wrong!

[–]chingyduster 0 points1 point ago

I've become the old man yelling at the kids to get off his lawn... of Reddit.

"Goddamn reposts, in my day Reddit had original material... or at least fresh stolen material from 4chan."

[–]UlisesGirl 0 points1 point ago

Downvoting for OOOOLLLLLDDDDD

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Dewy from Malcolm in the Middle

[–]Fox_Angel 0 points1 point ago

Smeagle!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That monkey looks like Thom Yorke.

[–]tabeatz 0 points1 point ago

They can't trust you either...

[–]noathe 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if up to something,

or just tired.

[–]nofatchickss 0 points1 point ago

No, you just cant trust women.

[–]tfarinazo -1 points0 points ago

they look eerily similar to each other

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[–]get_mine -1 points0 points ago

Explain to me your creationism theory again?

[–]chochazel -1 points0 points ago

[–]onemananarchy -1 points0 points ago

[–]Duhve -4 points-3 points ago

Someone HAS to faceswap this...

[–]oouncolaoo 4 points5 points ago

They totally should! Just like they did in the original thread!

[–]Muniosi -3 points-2 points ago

...and they can't trust you.

[–]Kiddmorbidd -2 points-1 points ago

Looks like a wise Asian man

[–]CircumcisedSpine -2 points-1 points ago

"You like throwing shit, too?"

"Unh huh."

[–]lubeinatube -2 points-1 points ago

INB4 "[10] monkey"

[–]Blackboxeq -2 points-1 points ago

Racism. it works both ways.

[–]rathum2323 -2 points-1 points ago

If you do it there, i will see it.

[–]Manasaurus -2 points-1 points ago

Is it because he's asian?

[–]dinolexi -2 points-1 points ago

I thought it was hilarious and laughed a lot

[–]smilingonion -2 points-1 points ago

Seeing that pic gave me a flashback from an event that happened in my childhood

When I was a kid of about 7 or 8 I went with my Dad to a neighbors farm to get something welded and when we pulled into the driveway I saw a Capuchin monkey on a chain tied to a tree in the guys backyard

I asked if I could play with the monkey and the farmer said it was OK the monkey was friendly(and boy he wasn't kidding)

I got near the monkey but still out of reach of his chain and slowly inched closer and closer...the monkey was sitting on his haunches ignoring me at least right up to when I took one step too many

Once I did he jumped at me and got a death grip on my arm...his mouth open and screaming and his giant monkey fangs inches from my face and began humping my arm a so fast his hind end was a blur

Being just a kid I had no idea what was happening so I'm screaming almost as loud as he was until my Dad and the farmer came out to see...to my Dad's credit he immediately started toward me but the farmer told him just what the monkey was doing and that I wasn't in any physical danger

I can hear it now like it was yesterday my Dad's howling with laughter while I was being molested by that monkey...minutes later he finished(the monkey) and dropped off my arm

I was traumatized and I didn't feel all that much better when I was told why my arm was wet

[–]Kimberlylynn2003 -3 points-2 points ago

Lol someone do a face swap!!

[–]Runs_towards_fire -3 points-2 points ago

One small child, one monkey, zero fucks

[–]1stOnRt1 -2 points-1 points ago

You cant trust that baby

[–]richvarney -5 points-4 points ago

That monkey has the weirdest face EVER!

[–]globalninja01 -5 points-4 points ago

Monkey and the baby random gaggle of sounds

[–]flyingslime -3 points-2 points ago

LMFAO