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[–]Lazorbadger 25 points26 points ago

This would have also been a valid response.

[–]Bark_Montgomatree 17 points18 points ago

You think this is a motherfucking game?

[–]Lazorbadger 12 points13 points ago

Yes, and I'm winning.

[–]Bark_Montgomatree 6 points7 points ago

You are definitely not loosing, good sir.

[–]tooters 3 points4 points ago

Losing*

[–]Bark_Montgomatree 2 points3 points ago

Damn. Accept my apologies. English is my second language I try my hardest. :)

[–]AwfulNameFtw 2 points3 points ago

Most common used excuse on reddit. Most likely lying.

[–]Bark_Montgomatree 2 points3 points ago

Only lived in 'merica for 4 years. Originally from the Ukraine, can prove if required.

[–]neagrosk 2 points3 points ago

Or there are a lot of people that have English as a second language that make mistakes because of that

[–]aazav -1 points0 points ago

Loosing? As in not tightening?

[–]skettios 2 points3 points ago

It's like a modern day Louis Wain.

[–]Milquetoast312 -1 points0 points ago

shiiit, that cat is mad fucking creepy.

[–]IAMUglyAMA 13 points14 points ago

This would have also been accepted.

[–]RedBeard_the_Great 3 points4 points ago

In that case, you're gonna love Kitty City.

[–]phunkiemonkiee 1 point2 points ago

................................. I feel like the next nightmare that I have will some how involve this video.

[–]TheSparklyCupcake 4 points5 points ago

This is my new favorite GIF

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[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus 6 points7 points ago

[–]AwfulNameFtw 1 point2 points ago

This website... It has the answer!

[–]SakeBomberman 5 points6 points ago

If this was reposted about 20 times, then it would be a very accurate description of reddit

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[–]LetsTalkAboutJesus 2 points3 points ago

Check Karmadecay.com before you post something link

[–]W0RSTCASE0NTARI0 2 points3 points ago

beginners luck

[–]RiemannZeta 1 point2 points ago

Fake. Notice how the shadows aren't moving...

[–]gregthewhat 2 points3 points ago

I'm gonna get down-voted to hell, but... Don't do drugs they're bad for you :(

[–]pl4yswithsquirrels 4 points5 points ago

mmkay

[–]gregthewhat 0 points1 point ago

:)

[–]KravinMoorehead 7 points8 points ago

I'm gonna get upvoted to heaven, but some drugs are pretty sweet

[–]Ben_Jahmin 0 points1 point ago

Bullet cat uzi.

[–]dogsrcool 0 points1 point ago

Pfl

[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

Why So Many Caps In The Title??

[–]skettios 0 points1 point ago

Needs music.

[–]Hoed 0 points1 point ago

So sort of like what its like to be that guy who swims in gator boys?

[–]Floom101 0 points1 point ago

Wait, so were you high while describing Reddit, describing what it's like to be on Reddit while high, or were they asking you while they were high?

[–]ZekeEasy[S] 1 point2 points ago

yes

[–]dizzy-vision 0 points1 point ago

Commenting to save gif on computer later.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

[–]fistea 0 points1 point ago

And that is 95% of reddit. Cats.

[–]mhodge1218 0 points1 point ago

Did it blink or was that just me?

[–]ROYAL_CHAIR_FORCE 0 points1 point ago

You showed them a repost? That's a pretty accurate description

[–]Troll-no-life 0 points1 point ago

You don't understand the gravity of the situation.

[–]killthebadger 0 points1 point ago

You should have just shown them www.reddit.com

[–]tarsdplooger -1 points0 points ago

Nope, it's still just shit.