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[–]idalien 65 points66 points ago

[–]ServerGeek 30 points31 points ago

For a second, I thought that guy's penis exploded out of his pants. Then I realize it was just a belt.

[–]XzwordfeudzX 8 points9 points ago

looks like it has been shopped in

[–]yeahkeogh 6 points7 points ago

It's shopped, I can tell by the pixels.

[–]A_Cat_ 1 point2 points ago

you seem like someone who has seen quite a few shops in their time :3

[–]mount_earnest 0 points1 point ago

I think it is just a part of his suspenders.

[–]Cyberboss_JHCB 5 points6 points ago

CANNOT UNSEE PHASSIVE MALLUS

[–]TheyBeHatin -1 points0 points ago

Who else saw the troll face in the explosion

[–]jungletek 5 points6 points ago

Anyone who's not fucking blind.

[–]mackelnuts 15 points16 points ago

I support your mission wholeheartedly.

[–]andrewsmith1986 19 points20 points ago

Gotta hit them in the new section.

[–]HappyDays7 13 points14 points ago

POW! RIGHT IN THE NEW SUBMISSION!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Anybody know the context of the original .gif/video?

[–]Davidk11 2 points3 points ago

Thank you for finally explaining this gif to me. Also that looks awesome.

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

Interesting. For people who want a religion that will get them into heaven... really, really quickly get them into heaven.

[–]dieselmachine 9 points10 points ago

I'd like to know this as well, because from what I can see, it looks like some guy is hitting a landmine with a sledgehammer, and I'd love to know what led up to that moment.

[–]TardMuffins 4 points5 points ago

Landmine would have blown him up, unless it was a toe popper or similar: One designed to maim, not kill.

[–]shamaniacal 2 points3 points ago

Could it have been a directional landmine? Like a claymore? Most of the blast seems to extend away from him. Then again, I know precisely jack-shit about military explosives so...

[–]TardMuffins 2 points3 points ago

It was fireworks from what I see. And no, directional would have taken out someone.

[–]shamaniacal 1 point2 points ago

That would make sense.

[–]brodie21[S] 0 points1 point ago

All landmines are intended to maim. much more effective to send home a crippled soldier so ma and pa civilian will start thinking that maybe supporting that particular war is not a good thing. its a psychological warfare thing.

[–]TardMuffins 0 points1 point ago

Yes, but most of the time, they blow off the legs and send the soldier flying, resulting in his death from either truama or bleed out. Then there were ones that were specifically designed to do just enoguh damage.

I was reading Gary A. Linderer's book Ghost Warriors, the first of two around three or so years ago while still in grade school. The LRRPS (Book is about Long Range Recon Patrols in the Vietnam War) of a certain camp got pissed off at their superior officer, so they put a "toe popper" outside his tent, none the less he stepped on it. Didn't kill him, but it did give him that million dollar wound.

[–]CaptainConfidential 4 points5 points ago

Here's the video that gif came from, not the original, but it's the video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ju3NA8zQuI&feature=related

[–]Dexmac7 4 points5 points ago

When you come home from work- Dog - holy shit! You're back! Oh man i love you! Let me jump on you and run in circles around you a few times and lets go play! Cat- um first of all fuck you. Second, feed me. Now.

[–]The_Beaver 2 points3 points ago

I had a friend while growing up who did that and ended up with third degree burns over 70% of his body. He was never able to go into the sun again..

[–]oed706 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't a normal bomb, but a vampire blood covered bomb.

[–]alabasterjones 2 points3 points ago

I'm with you, together we will give them two downvotes to their billion.

[–]CarlWheezer 13 points14 points ago

Yet I downvote them every time. There is nothing more depraved and pitiful than ogling at cat pictures all day. Cats don't give a shit.

[–]Unlucky13 0 points1 point ago

But dey so cuuuuuuute wit their furry lil faces and pretty little eyes and then they go MEOW and its like AWWWWWW

[–]kingdogfish 1 point2 points ago

"assy"

[–]xknownotx 1 point2 points ago

I dont understand where the hat comes from, the one that falls from the top at the end. I initially thought it was from his head... but then the more I watch the more it seems it stays on his head.

[–]Dexmac7 0 points1 point ago

The belt and hat move at the same fast speed. Def added in. But for what reason

[–]brodie21[S] -1 points0 points ago

what color is the belt?

[–]draxonispro 1 point2 points ago

I was just reading the "rock bottom" thread on the front page and this has cleared me of all sadness. Thank you, good sir.

[–]equinox1911 1 point2 points ago

until reddit i just didn't care about cats, now i hate em ..

[–]asstits 1 point2 points ago

Don't give up the fight, be strong

[–]the_pet_downvoter 1 point2 points ago

I feel your pain good sir.

[–]SakeBomberman 3 points4 points ago

For a second I thought this was going to be something original and clever. Wishful thinking I guess

[–]Dream_the_Unpossible 8 points9 points ago

More original and clever than a cat pic, I guess.

[–]SakeBomberman 0 points1 point ago

at least cat pics are of different cats, this was literally on the front page the other day saying something to the same extent, how i feel trying to downvote something on the front page i believe it was

[–]DreamStreetSkank 1 point2 points ago

Hey, let's see how many times we can repost this gif!

[–]whytenoise15 0 points1 point ago

Can anyone find me the version of this Gif that says "STOP... NOW HAMMERTIME!"

[–]yangx 0 points1 point ago

Pretty sure this is how Phinease Gage came to be.

[–]Luke_Atmadik 0 points1 point ago

I literally just about pissed my pants from laughing so hard at that analogy.

[–]coottenhimer 0 points1 point ago

Thank god you put the rage face in there.

[–]Meebert 0 points1 point ago

What the fuck the guy has a giant dick out if nowhere

[–]SixInchesAtATime 0 points1 point ago

I literally independently made that same resolution on the page before your post...creepy. Well not that creepy, all these cat posts are fucking retarded.

[–]EverRage 0 points1 point ago

Problem?x3

[–]Alcaredi 0 points1 point ago

I explain it as internet junk food.

[–]Emmanuell89 0 points1 point ago

LOL !

[–]skidoorider21 0 points1 point ago

me and my friend agree that this is the best GIF ever

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[–]Chaster321 18 points19 points ago

[–]NaquadahEOD 0 points1 point ago*

So yeah. This exists: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/riun0/how_i_feel_trying_to_downvote_something_on_the/ and this: http://www.reddit.com/r/reactiongifs/comments/rmuak/when_i_downvote_something_on_the_frontpage/ The karma-sponge cunt who authored the second link tried to cash in on the internet numbers a day after the first, but he got nothing. It seems after 10 or so days, Reddit just forgets what was posted completely. Some kind of Downie amnesia I imagine.

Herp derp Reddit.

[–]Bigetto 0 points1 point ago

Usually I let reposts slide. I think optamistically: perhaps they didn't see it last time, maybe they're new, its possible two people had the same idea...

But this post clearly came from Reddit! There is no way this person saw this on another site and though: "Hey, maybe Reddit hasn't seen this! I should share!"

KARMA WHORE!

[–]dongslayer 0 points1 point ago

god damn reposting nigger

[–]pearcewg -2 points-1 points ago

lol.awesome.upvote !!!

[–]manergy -1 points0 points ago

Trying to downvote any repost.

FTFY

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

After watching this repeatedly for a minute, I can confirm that this is in fact funny.

[–]Fredster1R -1 points0 points ago

Look something original came up! Wait no repost

[–]Only_Says_Shitty -1 points0 points ago

Shitty.

[–]AngelixArch -1 points0 points ago

Obvious answer is: DON'T DOWNVOTE THINGS WITH CATS... Cat's are fucking awesome.

[–]Ben_Jahmin -1 points0 points ago

Am I the only one sick of seeing this gif everyday?

[–]StickyBunz1 -2 points-1 points ago

I feel the same way about downvoting this repost.

[–]max9221 -3 points-2 points ago

My cat got downvoted :( made her really sad :(