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[–]CENTIPEDESINMYVAGINA 11 points12 points ago

Ah, imgur comic rehosts. If not the least-respected rule on /funny, it's certainly the least-abided.

[–]CheezeburgerTroll 2 points3 points ago

You should get the centipedes removed. You could get a disease

[–]dlw421 0 points1 point ago

It's more likely than you may think!

[–]CaptainHowl[!] 6 points7 points ago

If I was Jesus I'd do that whole turning water into wine drink at that point just for the fun of it.

[–]Battletooth 1 point2 points ago

I would touch the oceans just for fun.

[–]bastardshiv 3 points4 points ago

Right up until you drown.

[–]divinesleeper 3 points4 points ago

Why is Jesus chasing him in the first place?

[–]elbruce 1 point2 points ago

Must be a money-changer. Jesus fucking hates money-changers.

[–]Dudewitbow 1 point2 points ago

tough luck if he had ran into Moses

[–]maRa11 -3 points-2 points ago

you beat me to it good Sir and for that I shall give you an up vote

[–]swagmeister23 2 points3 points ago

This is funny until you realize he can't hold his breath forever...

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[–]Drezane 0 points1 point ago

As a black person who is unable to swim, I shake my fist menacingly at you!

[–]Indeedee 0 points1 point ago

It's like hiding from bees, though. You're screwed if you come up for air.

[–]chewtinfoil -3 points-2 points ago

TIL Jesus is bees.

[–]used_bathwater -1 points0 points ago

Its all good til he called Moses and he splits that water up on yo ass

[–]dbeezy313 -2 points-1 points ago

Cyanide and Happiness? Real original...

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

No this is a very shoddy bootleg.

[–]Stormside -1 points0 points ago

But what happens when you need to come up for air?

[–]furmensakume -1 points0 points ago

Was funny the first 4 times I saw it on /r/funny, now it's just old and repetitive.