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[–]droneprime 15 points16 points ago

"Also fuck your bitch and still your lettuce."
Spell-check: Making booze out of lettuce for 20 years.

[–]ALKINDA 0 points1 point ago

since 1992!!!!!!! fuck yo couch

[–]randomusernamed 13 points14 points ago

i think this one came directly from: http://i.imgur.com/YgEeb.jpg

[–]JCT3 3 points4 points ago

Yes, it did. Reposts or ripoffs have no right to be on Reddit.

[–]-RdV- -1 points0 points ago

Made me laugh even though I knew of its origin and the fact that its been around since the birth of the interweb itself.

[–]bestfriendz 4 points5 points ago

haha, it's funny cuz racism!

[–]SleepyTurtle 3 points4 points ago

I AM TURTLE

[–]Cheshyre_Cat 3 points4 points ago

I LIKE TURTLES

[–]Agente_Anaranjado 4 points5 points ago

I nominate this post as a prime example of why reddit should have a "you can only submit a re-post so many times" rule. Seriously, it stopped being amusing after the 20th posting or so. "he be my nigga"...hilarious ಠ_ಠ

[–]ScaryFast 0 points1 point ago

If anything there needs to be a way for people to mark something as a repost so whiny people can just stop clicking anything that says repost, and other people who don't waste all their time on the Internet can still see it and get a laugh.

[–]Agente_Anaranjado -1 points0 points ago

Hmm, vote count says you lose.

[–]JoeDBean 1 point2 points ago

An eagle stole him. It's taking him to kill Aeschylus.

[–]thatguywithasaxofone 1 point2 points ago

What if he ran away???????

[–]dbeezy313 1 point2 points ago

My Name is Earl anyone?

[–]gENTleman92 1 point2 points ago

repost. downvoted.

[–]DoctorPimpslap 1 point2 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]linkandcommentkarma 1 point2 points ago

Cmon Reddit, why is this being upvoted? You can do better than that! Sure it's technically not a repost, but it's an image thats been on the site probably more than 100 times. Im sick of browsing r/funny only to find stupid shit that lost it's funniness 37 viewings ago.

[–]Spiritedmold 0 points1 point ago

Oh man that's rich!

[–]balancedinsanity 0 points1 point ago

Best use of bullet points I've ever seen.

[–]memejunk 0 points1 point ago

Fuck you, you reposting, karma-whoring, terrible, horrible, bullshit person.

[–]LordOfTheSkeptics -1 points0 points ago

"HEY GUYS CHECK OUT THIS THING I TYPED OUT THAT PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE TO UPVOTE LATELY."