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[–]Razzamanazz 91 points92 points ago

She looks a lot like her dad.

[–]kimboslice11 27 points28 points ago

she definitely has her father's.. er.. everything.

[–]hedeman 10 points11 points ago

That is proprably digitally manufactured image

[–]mars_cross 8 points9 points ago

proprably

[–]tentaclewip 1 point2 points ago

No way!!!!

[–]triv94 1 point2 points ago

Now you've said it I can see the resemblence...

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[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

stop trying

[–]solitaryman098 31 points32 points ago

Why does it have spaghetti on its chest?

[–]adanvdo 8 points9 points ago

[–]Borkz 7 points8 points ago

Spaghetti everywhere, thats so humiliating I'd burst into treats.

[–]Eurynom0s 1 point2 points ago

For The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Blessed Be His Noodly Appendage) so loved the world that He gave His one and only Son, that whoever believes in Him shall not go hungry but have a bottomless bowl of spaghetti.

[–]TipsyHendren 0 points1 point ago

Deserves its own NSFL tag I reckon.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

10/10 would bang.

[–]CallMemaJiC 11 points12 points ago

Would rather Google 'Laurence Fishburne's Daughter'

[–]h2sbacteria 1 point2 points ago

I am sure if you were determined you could make that happen in your lifetime.

[–]blackstrat 3 points4 points ago

Don't get this man's hopes up. Googling is risky business.

[–]spankymuffin 3 points4 points ago

DM;HS...

(in Morgan Freeman's voice)

[–]Sticky_Substance 0 points1 point ago

wtf

[–]99-LS1-SS 0 points1 point ago

Did bang!

[–]maltwyrm 12 points13 points ago

Did she google you back? I mean, it's only fair.

[–]terdcrapley 9 points10 points ago

Turn off safesearch and take a crack at googling Lawrence Fishburne's daughter

[–]SirAuron 4 points5 points ago

That was way less scarier than I thought it would be.

[–]piggnutt 1 point2 points ago

Dude, I just learned he married Zoe from Firefly! The porn daughter is from an earlier marriage though.

[–]stef_bone 8 points9 points ago

Who dares to deface Morgan Freeman's face?!

[–]Red_Woody 3 points4 points ago

I never thought I'd actually see the literal definition of titty sprinkles.

[–]assblaster7 2 points3 points ago

Whenever there is a Morgan Freeman post, I always like to go into the comments and look for the phrase "titty sprinkles". Someone always mentions it. It gives me a warm feeling inside that I in some way made a lasting impact on Reddit.

[–]Red_Woody 1 point2 points ago

It was your Sistine Chapel.

[–]Makes_Shitty_Points 1 point2 points ago

I kind of want assblaster7 to do an AMA about it.

[–]Red_Woody 1 point2 points ago

It would be greatly appreciated.

[–]Red_Woody 0 points1 point ago

On another note, does your username have anything to do with Tremors?

[–]gogogidget 2 points3 points ago

That looks like the girl gremlin from the Gremlins 2 movie.

[–]ILikeLampz 0 points1 point ago

I thought it looked like a Morgan Freeman/Hillary Clinton cross-breed. A Gremlin is acceptable though.

[–]knullcon 2 points3 points ago

Didnt he marry his granddaughter?

[–]Makes_Shitty_Points 1 point2 points ago

*step-granddaughter.

[–]ElVichoPerro 2 points3 points ago

[–]thatdudecalledZZ 2 points3 points ago

Titty sprinkles.

[–]femaiden 5 points6 points ago

Why did you google Morgan Freeman's Daughter? ಠ_ಠ

[–]MrCog 0 points1 point ago

Because he's married to her.

[–]pata_rajada 1 point2 points ago

4/10 would not bang

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

Seems like somebody has some ridiculously high standards.

[–]getfighted13 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure how I would feel if she inherited her father's voice...

[–]nothisisntdog 1 point2 points ago

As a side note, he is marrying his step-granddaughter

[–]chumbalong 1 point2 points ago

fap fap fap

[–]m-k 1 point2 points ago

[–]bowlingforpeasoup 0 points1 point ago

This is blasphemous.

[–]yayforcookies 0 points1 point ago

That's quite a handsome lady.

[–]FlorisJ 0 points1 point ago

Yep that sure as hell is her.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I bet she has amazing commentating skills!

[–]2k5 0 points1 point ago

Dear God ! I mean Dear Morgan Freeman

[–]TheCl0ne 0 points1 point ago

I get orgasms from her voice.

[–]wolbscam 0 points1 point ago

upvote for disturbingness

[–]ninjasaurxd 0 points1 point ago*

Googled Morgan Freeman's daughter

Why ಠ_ಠ would you do such a thing.

[–]Shamrocker32 0 points1 point ago

She looks like a "god"ess

[–]graverubber 0 points1 point ago

So did he.

[–]Graysey 0 points1 point ago

I've been trying to come up with a suitable pun... Whoreshank Redemption is all I've got.

[–]Ethosia 0 points1 point ago

[–]heyjoetodd 0 points1 point ago

I went into this hoping it be someone hot.....then i noticed it was in WTF...

[–]sassiestpig 0 points1 point ago

Is it bad if I got a boner?

[–]jacque_throttlebody 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't Google that with your Internet Explorer

[–]BeJeezus 0 points1 point ago

Sure, she doesn't look like much, but you'll fall in love with her voice.

[–]ccoady454 0 points1 point ago

sexy. I would want her dad to narrate our sexual encounter.

[–]igotagoodbrain 0 points1 point ago

Best phone sex ever.

[–]mcwilly 0 points1 point ago

Mr. Brainwash?

[–]wallis2011 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I never knew he was related to Cybil Shepard. TIL!

[–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

She must look like her mom.

[–]justmeXXL 0 points1 point ago

Sooooo cold but so good.

[–]GeorgeTaylorG 0 points1 point ago

It burns.

[–]Schnaipa 0 points1 point ago

[–]ares4282 0 points1 point ago

Hahahahha

[–]Jroc1122 0 points1 point ago

I laughed so hard at this

[–]facough36 0 points1 point ago

And then Morgan Freeman "googled" his step-granddaughter...

[–]kcmemes 0 points1 point ago

That chest hair is weirding me out, man.

[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point ago

I love it when a post in WTF makes me say out loud "What the FUCK?!" before I realize it was posted in WTF. Once I close imgur and realize what it is... I upvote accordingly. I will go into your history and give you upvotes on this post and the previous 4.

[–]oditogre 0 points1 point ago

...fair enough.

[–]nemutaineko 0 points1 point ago

Morgan Freewoman!

[–]EmptyComplete 0 points1 point ago

Never smile.

[–]DownWithTheShip 0 points1 point ago

She sure is a looker

[–]tonya321 0 points1 point ago

rofl

[–]xamor 0 points1 point ago

Morgan Freeman googled his granddaughter.

[–]sailingonward 0 points1 point ago

NSFL

[–]Paris2Amsterdam 0 points1 point ago

If you look closely, this is a photoshop...I think.

[–]popsicleptik -1 points0 points ago

Dem cheekbones.

[–]i_bri -1 points0 points ago

Almost spit my chocolate cookie

[–]Smokeyblood -1 points0 points ago

She's almost as pretty as her father!

[–]snatchamike -1 points0 points ago

I got hungry as soon as I saw that Top Ramen chest hair.

[–]WeekendNinja -1 points0 points ago

Why? Everybody knows that god only has a son.

[–]poorpinto -1 points0 points ago

I'm surprised you didn't hit a link to an article about how he's bangin his stepgrandaughter.

[–]jggm2009 -4 points-3 points ago

phuck, that's a hairy, scary bytch!

[–]chemdog -4 points-3 points ago

morgan freeman

[–]sharkstun97 0 points1 point ago

You didn't correct anything

[–]justinm715 0 points1 point ago

it's the internets. he must think the apostrophe is some weird gibberish character

[–]chemdog 0 points1 point ago

didnt realise thats what its for, i was merely emphasising man in bold cos i had a sneaky suspicion this was in fact a man