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[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 28 points29 points ago

When I first read the headline, I thought it was about fixing pubic hair. I really do need some tips. Anybody have any?

[–]turtlesquirt 2 points3 points ago

Mutten chops, that's how I roll

[–]EugeneRainy 2 points3 points ago

It took me a good 20 seconds of confusedly watching this gif, to realize the title was not about fixing pubic hairs.

[–]russtuna 0 points1 point ago

Pubic Hair Grooming Rules

1 - Hair should be removed from anywhere you would like to be licked. That's just being polite.

2 - Remaining hair should be cut short, to indicate you care about how you look.

3 - Do not cut things too short - your partner should be writhing in pleasure, not the pain of having their skin scrubbed off.

4 - Amusing shapes hair styles are always appreciated.

[–]WeekendRager 26 points27 points ago

Travis the motherfucking Moonstar

[–]jonnie5 8 points9 points ago

Travis has up-syndrome.

[–]arewehavinfunyet 3 points4 points ago

What's updog?

[–]TequillaFace 14 points15 points ago

I like to make werewolf movies!!

[–]moanerific 10 points11 points ago

Werevolves is boys...naked.

[–]MisterSquared 7 points8 points ago

I fight vampires.

[–]jhemmy 2 points3 points ago

vampires are GOTHIC

[–]Knowatimsayin 32 points33 points ago

Im high on chromosomes!

[–]fswizz 0 points1 point ago

Is this a down syndrome joke?

[–]Bacon_Hero 9 points10 points ago

Yes. Why do you ask?

[–]fswizz 5 points6 points ago

Ok, I didn't get that this guy had down syndrome. But then I read the joke and looked at the picture again and it all made sense. Sorry, I didn't know who this guy was.

Pretty classy as far as down syndrome jokes go.

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[–]Gorgoz 1 point2 points ago

no

[–]HireALLTheThings 9 points10 points ago

MY NAME IS TRAVIS, AND I AM THE MOON STAR.

[–]StewieBanana 4 points5 points ago

Travis, you dapper motherfucker.

[–]sgtpppr 2 points3 points ago

There's an extra chromosome in there somewhere which allows for this move.

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey 2 points3 points ago

Special Potry Slam. Wear your WTF hat for this.

[–]AnalBurns 3 points4 points ago

What's his ethnicity? He looks Asian but he has blonde hair and fair skin. I've seen a lot of people who look like that before. Russian maybe?

[–]oh_you_are_morphing 12 points13 points ago*

Not sure if...

But for the sake of being a nice guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_syndrome

[–]Suunburst 2 points3 points ago

oh no dude "Analburns" definately isnt trolling you

[–]4chans_for_pussies -2 points-1 points ago

Try another "r" word.

[–]zoltar_says 2 points3 points ago

real cool guy?

[–]4chans_for_pussies 0 points1 point ago

Bingo.

[–]tdubya84 1 point2 points ago

Bubbles?

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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[–]sachegrande 6 points7 points ago

Hey cool, I'm famous!

[–]MLRSguy 0 points1 point ago

If I havn't seen it, it's new to me!

[–]dawnday9622 0 points1 point ago

Good to see Corky still getting work.

[–]Hughtub 0 points1 point ago

Downvoted.

[–]teakyfreaky 0 points1 point ago

If you really thought haters were going to hate, you wouldn't have fixed your hair at all!

[–]MonotonousMan 0 points1 point ago

I, at least for the past 3-4 years, have only gotten one hair cut a year... Usually sometime in April depending on the weather (I live in Michigan). So towards the end of the year I have about 6-8" of hair, and it is thick-as-hell-polish-breed hair.... and somethings always going on with it and makes it look/feel all awkward so I try to fix it by using both hands and kind of, what I can only describe, as fluffing it with both hands while kind of making, what would appear to be, slapping motions.

People in my classes probably think i'm on the verge of eruption due to the course material.

[–]Tehmage979 0 points1 point ago

[–]Careblair3 -1 points0 points ago

Hahah special poetry Olympics if anyone wants to check it out on YouTube

[–]Suburbian -1 points0 points ago

I see a cake. Upvote for you, my good man!

[–]sjc425 -1 points0 points ago

Upvote for cake day. Not a bad gif either.

[–]Rejexted -1 points0 points ago

What the fuck is this, national Cake Day?