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[–]SSChicken 17 points18 points ago

I spent entirely too much time to fix this gif to my liking: http://i.imgur.com/W3aZm.gif

[–]sonastyinc 9 points10 points ago

[–]LeGiTAnonymity 4 points5 points ago

[–]darkpivot 4 points5 points ago

[–]BeatlesForSale 4 points5 points ago

Dear God that's terrifying.

[–]wobwobwob42[S] 2 points3 points ago

lol holy crap you did! lol! GJ!

[–]ElephaniousBrookwood 14 points15 points ago

In Soviet Russia, pussy licks you!

[–]syu95 4 points5 points ago

Did nobody else find this somewhat unsettling..?

[–]thealfreds 3 points4 points ago

Perv Kitty!!

[–]toadsy 6 points7 points ago

I'm going to make it so dry for you

[–]synonimical 2 points3 points ago

put that with any Niki Minaj (i have no idea how to spell that fucking name) song and you've got yourself a music video...

[–]mrbarry1024 2 points3 points ago

Where's stabilization_attempt when you need him/her?

[–]wobwobwob42[S] 2 points3 points ago

[–]StabilizationAttempt 1 point2 points ago

I got here late, but this poster stabilized it differently first.

[–]Lots42 2 points3 points ago

While amusing, I was hoping for a gif involving an Automatic Teller Machine.

[–]elcucuuuy 6 points7 points ago

Catulingus

[–]Sepoohroth 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m96FgHhkI8

The first 3 seconds of the video is what I hear when I look at this gif

[–]ObiWanShinobi 1 point2 points ago

When I look at the cat's eyes, the tongue looks like it's moving fast, but when I look at the tongue itself, it looks like it's moving slow.

[–]TacticalBacon00 1 point2 points ago

can someone please make this with that brazzers logo?

[–]kj01a 1 point2 points ago

hehe licking pussy.

[–]bertbargo 1 point2 points ago

[–]Beautifuldays 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for posting this, I laughed so hard my sides hurt! Heading to sleep now after a good laugh, thank you!!!

[–]heckrat 1 point2 points ago

Yes! Ive been searching for good gifs for my phone's live wallpaper.

[–]choadspanker 3 points4 points ago

[–]Ella6361 2 points3 points ago

As a girl, this made me hornier than it should.

[–]Stoked4life 2 points3 points ago

As a guy, this made me horny, just like everything else always does.

[–]natureoflove 0 points1 point ago

i had to touch

[–]Willzay 0 points1 point ago

[–]banjoman53 0 points1 point ago

I want to lick your inner ear.

[–]felix33 0 points1 point ago

So, this isn't?

[–]wobwobwob42[S] 2 points3 points ago

A close #2

[–]Pernjulio 0 points1 point ago

This is pretty much my favorite GIF (ass to mouth)

[–]kmk1018 0 points1 point ago

The eyes stare into your soul.

[–]boobajenks 0 points1 point ago

Dem eyes....it's all a bit too slutty

[–]InAHH 0 points1 point ago

Sexual.

[–]mathgod 0 points1 point ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

What I hear when watching this gif

[–]AutumnEmber 0 points1 point ago

Pussy licking...

[–]Mumbo774 0 points1 point ago

I feel like this gif should be playing on Zombocom.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Most noncommittal statement I have seen this year.

[–]bub2000 0 points1 point ago

ATM. Riiight. Gotcha.

[–]sewage 0 points1 point ago

You realize this cat is having a seizure, right?

[–]khill1122 0 points1 point ago

A pussy licker

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]Poop_Balls_Vajeena 0 points1 point ago

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[–]THATS_A_LIE 0 points1 point ago

I spent way too much time with my finger on the cats tongue, it looks like he is licking my finger.

[–]StabilizationAttempt 0 points1 point ago

[Stabilized, borders filled (experimental)]

(Using VirtualDub with the Deshaker filter/plugin)

Edit: this poster did something similar first.

[–]spoon2bigg 0 points1 point ago

BRAZZERS

[–]MurphyFtw -2 points-1 points ago

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, PUSSY LICKS YOU!