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I'm not even sure if this belongs here or in /r/WTF. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Birkouz 36 points37 points ago

do you want ...MORE?

[–]ocarinzee 20 points21 points ago

OH, DO I

[–]thunderblumpkin 1 point2 points ago

yo dawg i heard you like aww fuck it no one cares anymore

[–]PoeticEnd 72 points73 points ago

The next level.

[–]PoeticEnd 85 points86 points ago

Couldn't help myself.

[–]Jbergur 46 points47 points ago

I came to the comments for this. Thank you. Now we patiently await the inevitable zoom-gif.

[–]PoeticEnd 53 points54 points ago*

This is terrible but it's my first time.

I know I should feel bad.

EDIT: Version 2? Whats better?

[–]Jbergur 11 points12 points ago

The wait is over

[–]DangerousDetlef 2 points3 points ago

They're great but.. I don't see a difference ಠ_ಠ

[–]PoeticEnd 6 points7 points ago

I don't even know man, I've been awake all night (approaching the 24 hour point). At this point they look like a blur of eyes and mustaches to me.

[–]egrodo 2 points3 points ago

It you made that going on close to no sleep.. Can I worship you?

[–]sldr23876 1 point2 points ago

It's all in the eyebrow-stache. In Version 1, you can clearly see the loop repeating because the upper 'stache abruptly disappears. In Version 2, the transition is smoother with the forehead beard seeming to slide upward out of view before looping. It also presents the illusion of the Destroyer bumping his face against the screen, which I particularly enjoy.

[–]ReyTheRed 0 points1 point ago

I think it should move a little slower.

[–]JoeRuinsEverything 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for the nightmares.

[–]jcondomi 0 points1 point ago

i dunno if you can add friends on reddit but your series of posts is about to make me find out

[–]ChimiHoffa 7 points8 points ago

I came to the comments to make your comment, because I KNEW somebody took it to the next level. But instead I got demoted to making this comment below your comment. I feel like the face under the mustache under the face under the mustache.

[–]StainlSteelRat 12 points13 points ago

It's Hogans all the way down.

[–]KidCosby 3 points4 points ago

You deserve so many upvotes for introducing me to this anecdote. I'll give you like 20 or 30.

[–]DaftAss 0 points1 point ago

Nested, recursive upvotes; if only...

[–]DaftAss 0 points1 point ago

Came to say "It's Hulks all the way down", got Hogan'd.

[–]bacon_please 6 points7 points ago

Recursion Hulk Hogan is satisfied

[–]omgjossishere 2 points3 points ago

Now photoshop a huge one behind the original Hulk Hogan head.

[–]PoeticEnd 3 points4 points ago

For you. I'm not sure if this is exactly what you were asking for. Now looking at it, it looks like I just zoomed in. I actually did photoshop a "level up". haha I'm tired.

[–]fiddle-dee-dee 0 points1 point ago

And now make it into a infinite gif loop!

[–]PoeticEnd 8 points9 points ago

I already did that above but because you asked I did it again (I'm new to making gifs, practice is good)

Or here is the why am I still awake version.

[–]Teabagius 1 point2 points ago

That reminds me of smoking Salvia. MAKE IT STOP!!

Edit: the Party Hard version, that is.

[–]PoeticEnd 0 points1 point ago

Probably the best compliment I have ever gotten on anything I've made.

[–]Teabagius 0 points1 point ago

If that is the case, you deserve a story:

Gather round, childrens, and let me tell you about the time I unraveled the universe.

I was hanging with my homie, oneir0naut0, and he asked me, "Yo, d00d! You wanna smoke some salvia? I got this 120x stuff that is trippy as hell." and I was like, "d00d, d00d! Hold up. Last time I smoked that shit it kind of scared me." My friend took my answer in stride and pretended not to peer pressure me. He said, "That is cool. I'll just leave this packed bowl right here, and if you want to hit it, you can."

We started watching this episode of South Park where Cartman tries to be a superhero and calls himself "The Coon". Well after about 20 mins or so, my finely honed smoking reflex, perfected from years of misspending my youth, young adulthood and adulthood, causes me to reach out and pick up this fully packed bowl.

As I'm bringing it up to my mouth, part of my brain says, "You know what that is, right?" and another part of my brain meats says, "Yeah." and then they both say "fuck it", and I take a huge hit.

As I am coughing my shoes out, I put down the bowl and try to regain my composure. I cough for 10 or 15 more seconds, long enough to be able to begin feeling my consciousness start to peel apart, and then I look over at my friend. Unbeknownst to me, My friend had also taken a hit. As I look at him I realize that he is losing his mind as well and I think, "HOLY FUCK BALLS!! I AM SO HIGH THAT IT IS INFECTING THE PEOPLE AROUND ME!"

Then a gasp on the television catches my attention and I look towards it. All the notable characters are on the screen staring out at me and they begin saying things like, "You can't undo this", "Now you can never go back" and "what have you done?!"

I look back at my friend and he is in a complete stupor. His mouth begins to fall open and it never stops falling open. His lower jaw simply spirals away into infinity. I really start to loss my shit, thinking that I have broken the universe and that I am falling through the space between universes. About this time, the drug began to subside and I thought to myself "Christ am I glad that was over." The only saving grace of salvia is that it only last a couple of minutes.

Remember kids. Stay in school and don't do drugs that aren't fun.

[–]fiddle-dee-dee 0 points1 point ago

Almost perfect, the last one. Good work!

[–]omgjossishere 0 points1 point ago

I just realized how his hair on the right weirdly mimics his beard. Well done. :)

[–]JayTS 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, this is the only reason I checked the comments.

[–]Beastface86 0 points1 point ago

Came here for this

[–]jcondomi 0 points1 point ago

keep going!!!

[–]cantmakegoodnames -1 points0 points ago

Hulkception

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[–]RandomAssortmentOf -1 points0 points ago

No, i think we've gone deep enough, for now

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Completion.

[–]amolad -2 points-1 points ago

That's what I was waiting for....

[–]MajorMunchie 34 points35 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/RCLHQ.jpg

[–]cloral 2 points3 points ago

It's the creature from the plaque lagoon!

[–]theverton 1 point2 points ago

LMAO

[–]brysoncorley 4 points5 points ago

that's fucking terrifying.

[–]Mackem 2 points3 points ago

What's terrifying is even after that, i STILL recognised who it was.

[–]teendrnknisvrybad 20 points21 points ago

Don't ruin r/wtf.

[–]megapenguinx 10 points11 points ago

Someone else said it best: If you have to debate whether it goes in r/funny or in r/WTF, it definitely doesn't belong in r/WTF.

[–]JimmyBananers 0 points1 point ago

If it's not gore or strange sexual happenings /r/wtf doesn't want it?

[–]buckybone 1 point2 points ago

Nope, but it usually goes there anyways.

[–]MyPetRockDied 9 points10 points ago

ಠ_ಠ
ಠ_ಠ

[–]doinkus 1 point2 points ago

I see what you did there.

[–]GoochMcScrotes 3 points4 points ago

Definitely doesn't belong in r/wtf...

[–]atx0110 31 points32 points ago

It belongs in /r/repost

[–]BrofessorMD 23 points24 points ago

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

[–]HigherFive 1 point2 points ago

IT BELONGS IN AN ANCIENT RUIN!

[–]Black_Apalachi 1 point2 points ago

I'm not gonna argue with this one, purely because the last time I saw this was about three months ago, and that was on Facebook.

[–]DaftAss 0 points1 point ago

Crosspost from r/repost.

[–]zeasDJ 8 points9 points ago

either way, it's a repost

[–]TheCultist 10 points11 points ago

/r/oldasfuck

[–]brysoncorley 0 points1 point ago

doesn't seem to be anything there.

[–]king_cherokee 2 points3 points ago

Repost

[–]cowheadcow 2 points3 points ago

this belongs in r/OLD

[–]piranhadub 2 points3 points ago

I believe that this belongs in /r/repost

[–]VaelatheRogue 0 points1 point ago

Scruffy (Futurama): Second.

[–]Tim_Kaiser 1 point2 points ago

IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!

[–]captumlux 1 point2 points ago

It's hurting my brain.

[–]ashleton 1 point2 points ago

Fractal Hogan?

[–]Phishymoe 1 point2 points ago

Here keep this crap out of wtf

[–]ebilgenius 1 point2 points ago

Different Guy. Same Idea. Gif.

http://i.imgur.com/xLnYw.gif

[–]DoctorPimpslap 1 point2 points ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]Czar_Castic 3 points4 points ago

/r/repost.

[–]accidentpronehiker 4 points5 points ago

Yo Dawg. I heard you like Hulk Hogan...

[–]BuschLightGladiator 2 points3 points ago

this belongs in r/repost

[–]Bassmonster27 1 point2 points ago

i think it belongs in http://www.reddit.com/r/reposts

[–]upper_rear 1 point2 points ago

Actually it belongs in /r/shittyoldandtiredreposts

[–]Squidfish 1 point2 points ago

here. Wtf is not for funny bs. thats why we have r/funny

[–]mrwickedhauser 0 points1 point ago

Hulk Hogan, the man whose moustache has faces of its own.

[–]tbmafia36 0 points1 point ago

This remind anyone else of Kung Pow and the tongue?

[–]GreasySteve 0 points1 point ago

Here

[–]balthan 0 points1 point ago

Why is Dick Van Dyke on Hulk Hogan's chin?

[–]ManiacalV 0 points1 point ago

I did one of my awesome little brother that I thought turned out well.

[–]misterblacksocks 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted anyone?

http://imgur.com/sGt2m

[–]nicebackpack 0 points1 point ago

hey brother

[–]ThePomelo 0 points1 point ago

this is my compsci teacher's wallpaper

[–]anAccountUntaken 0 points1 point ago

This is what I see when I'm tripping.

[–]patches444 0 points1 point ago

I think this should be in /r/woahdude

[–]chimchim64 0 points1 point ago

That bottom one looks like a buff Captain Kangaroo.

[–]benny_d11 0 points1 point ago

Chinseption

[–]agentwilsonx 0 points1 point ago

Feel that hulkamania runnin' down your chin!

[–]ZombieLiquid 0 points1 point ago

This shit can not be unseen...

[–]merlii- 0 points1 point ago

It belongs in oblivion due to it's super mega old repostiness.

[–]polaroid 0 points1 point ago

C H I N C E P T I O N

[–]brazilliandanny 0 points1 point ago

Needs more hogan.

[–]vneedtotalk 0 points1 point ago

I guess this belongs here too http://i.imgur.com/63E6t.gif

[–]Shakespearicles 0 points1 point ago

Every time I see this I wind up imagining the little hulk talks like Err from ATHF.

[–]miX_ 0 points1 point ago

We need to go deeper.

[–]scu81321 0 points1 point ago

It belongs with the other re-posts

[–]Deanster109 -2 points-1 points ago

It belongs in reposts

[–]Kazz3lrath -1 points0 points ago

This clearly belongs in /r/ladyboners.

[–]jumping_monkey -2 points-1 points ago

It's shopped, I can tell by the Pixels

[–]superkirk11 -1 points0 points ago

or maybe http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/

[–]elcucuuuy -1 points0 points ago

if you just take the bottom head with the mustache on top he kinda looks like the old He-man

[–]Damodaru 0 points1 point ago

Or Captain Kangaroo.

[–]HarlequinNight -1 points0 points ago

We need to go deeper.

[–]Hellion_23 -2 points-1 points ago

/r/funny ISN'T READY BROTHER

[–]emasapien -2 points-1 points ago

I LOL'd, thank you, upvotes all round

[–]dustinf -3 points-2 points ago

It belongs in /r/WWTF

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