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[–]VonMeatstein 103 points104 points ago

Peter dinklage is awesome.

[–]jrriddle 53 points54 points ago

He also looks like a mini Hugh Laurie.

[–]VonMeatstein 6 points7 points ago

He was great also as Trumpkin the dwarf in the chronicles of narnia: prince caspian.

[–]Ethereal_Taco 22 points23 points ago

Game of Thrones. That is all.

[–]cero54 5 points6 points ago

I love how well he comes off; walking away from every situation the 'bigger' man. The part was made for him.

[–]I_Say_Awesome_Sauce -3 points-2 points ago

Mind blown!

[–]Anagrams_Your_Names 13 points14 points ago

Instate Venom

[–]will_at_work 9 points10 points ago

lol, now I'm picturing Peter Dinklage playing Venom in the next spiderman movie

[–]AlgoFl4sh 1 point2 points ago

Low war kilt

[–]AlgoFl4sh 1 point2 points ago

A masonry gamer anus

[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby 16 points17 points ago

What's this from?

[–][deleted] 248 points249 points ago

Game of Thrones, season 3, where they travel to the future.

[–]shadowguise 54 points55 points ago

Dude, spoilers!

[–]jscoppe 27 points28 points ago

The books have been out forever. It's your own fault.

[–]jicty 2 points3 points ago

[–]ShittyNickname 14 points15 points ago

Can't wait for the season 2 finale when Tyrion meets Doc Brown.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 9 points10 points ago

"We've gotta go back!"

"What are you, mad? Did Jamie put you up to this jape?"

[–]bootnuts 1 point2 points ago

A Lannister can do anything, like ride a hoverboard

[–]lewistheplayer -1 points0 points ago

Who?

[–]frankristin 1 point2 points ago

Tyrion. Played by Peter Dinklage. He's the dwarf character.

[–]lewistheplayer 2 points3 points ago

No, my son, it should be The Doctor, not The Doc.

[–]SkateLikeSemenko 5 points6 points ago

I think you mean Maester Brown.

[–]CleverPunName 1 point2 points ago

Doc Brown. From Back To The Future. The greatest scientist of our time. Or as you might know him.

[–]lewistheplayer 0 points1 point ago

Thats not the Tardis!

[–]iamadogforreal 11 points12 points ago

You mean.... the past.

/m.night.shamalylalala

[–]knockturne 2 points3 points ago

Via tree roots.

[–]douglasr007 0 points1 point ago

The Fountain reference? Has to be.

[–]neotsunami 2 points3 points ago

shyamalalalalalala

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

Oh you sweet, future child.

[–]younglink164 7 points8 points ago

Peter Dinklage was being announced as the nomine for an award (I'm assuming an emmy)

[–]BenTG 5 points6 points ago

Golden Globe.

[–]Sinical 17 points18 points ago

Country Music Award

[–]shavedaddy 6 points7 points ago

nobel prize

[–]Limiate 15 points16 points ago

Mustard Belt

[–]BenTG 4 points5 points ago

Grand National Championships

[–]srs_house 4 points5 points ago

Sprint Cup Champion.

[–]rape_mediator 3 points4 points ago

Yeah like a trophy for being a basketball player or sumptin'.... tss.

[–]brundridge 1 point2 points ago

yeah. everyone's probably just green with envy or sumptin'

[–]korvvy 2 points3 points ago

BET Lifetime Achievement Award. Clearly he agrees.

[–]anonymous_doner -3 points-2 points ago

"Does Santa know you left the workshop?"

[–]Anagrams_Your_Names 6 points7 points ago

Be A Nameable Minty Soy

[–]1_point_21_gigawatts 3 points4 points ago

Now I'll do you:

Smarmy Nausea Groan

[–]veribaka 5 points6 points ago

Now I'll do you:

21_point_1_gigawatts

[–]massey909[S] -1 points0 points ago

this is one of the great reddit accounts, along with polite all caps guy and the slow reveal pro wrestler (whose name i probably have wrong).

[–]Anagrams_Your_Names 3 points4 points ago

09? Yes Sam, 9

[–]massey909[S] 2 points3 points ago

nice! although the 'yes sam' is just massey backwards... it works all the same, have another upvote!

[–]Tinidril 1 point2 points ago

No, he swapped the... fuck, how do you make "s" plural?

[–]srs_house 1 point2 points ago

Esses

[–]katzenjammer360 0 points1 point ago

sszs

[–]massey909[S] 0 points1 point ago

S'

[–]poopface17 1 point2 points ago

I dont know why this comment got downvoted, but i followed suit. it seemed only fitting.

[–]NFLBLitz20002 0 points1 point ago

Would love to see what you do with mine

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[–]NFLBLitz20002 1 point2 points ago

firmly shakes your hand

Get that limp hand shit outta here

[–]Jesusismydealer 0 points1 point ago

The front page either yesterday, or the day before.

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[–]LiamNeesonAteMyBaby -1 points0 points ago

Got nothin huh.. Thanks for your attempt at contribution.

[–]LaterGatorPlayer 33 points34 points ago

Came here looking for answers- what I found were midget jokes and dinklage worship. Does anyone know why everyone was applauding and Peter was just being awesome?

[–]drweezyfbaby 29 points30 points ago

i think he was being announced as a nominee for an award. maybe an emmy. they were applauding him.

[–]khal_pedro 4 points5 points ago

I'd applaud myself if you know what I mean.

[–]zombient 12 points13 points ago

[–]the-coon 20 points21 points ago

Maybe they were praising the Starks and Tyrion would have none of it.

[–]leshake 21 points22 points ago

I'm pretty sure he hated Joffrey more than any of the Starks.

[–]donkawechico 1 point2 points ago

I think you're probably just making a point that Tyrion also disliked Joffrey, but I'm going to go ahead and be overly-literal and say he certainly did not hate him more than any of the Starks. I'd talk more about it, but I'd probably inadvertently reveal things about the books/show.

[–]leshake 1 point2 points ago

After reading the first 3 books, I think he admired the Stark's honor, but thought they were stupid. He didn't hate them. He probably hates his own family more than anyone else.

[–]donkawechico 1 point2 points ago

Oh! I mis-parsed your original sentence. I thought you were saying:

"I'm pretty sure he hated Joffrey more than any of the Starks [hated Joffrey]". (I believe it's near impossible to hate Joff more than any single Stark hates him).

But you were saying he hates Joff more than he hates the Starks. And I think I agree.

Carry on, I'm off my soap box.

[–]leshake 0 points1 point ago

Ya, it was ambiguous I suppose.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 6 points7 points ago*

Tyrion never hated the Starks at any point. He was actually somewhat of a friend to Jon, and made it so Bran could ride horses again. SPOILER

[–]bahamutstevetff 5 points6 points ago

i think he might have hated catlyn at one point. he got over it tho, hes a big man.

[–]ohdeargodhelpme 7 points8 points ago

Spoilers...I think? What stark could he even marry...

You asshole. :( now I'll think about this all day.

[–]Faaaabulous 0 points1 point ago

I'm thinking the recently widowed.

[–]ohdeargodhelpme 1 point2 points ago

That...would be hilarious, actually. Littlefinger would be angry.

[–]CardboardSpartan 8 points9 points ago

Oh you sweet summer children

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

You're gonna have to wait til the 3rd book to get your answer. Hope you read fast.

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid -3 points-2 points ago

Sorry, but the book is 12 years old.

[–]Xaguta 2 points3 points ago

That's true, but since the TV series came out there's a lot of new interest for the books. Surely you can find it in your heart to be thoughtful of the new fans.

[–]the-coon 1 point2 points ago

SPOILERS!!!! I just started reading the books :(

[–]johnnyk 1 point2 points ago

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted, you have a point. I wouldn't have wanted to know that fact although it doesn't end up being that big of a deal, so don't be too upset.

[–]the-coon 0 points1 point ago

Being downvoted is like rejection...eventually you get used to it.

[–]TheVassarBro -3 points-2 points ago

Read faster? Storm of Swords came out over a decade ago. Just FYI, there's a war going on in the Middle East too.

[–]mburke1124 1 point2 points ago

Yeah. I'm fairly certian you can pick up a book at any time and start reading. Shit the Hobbit came out in 30s and people are going to read that when the movie starts picking up more hype. Should we go around and spoil the ending for all the new readers?

[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 4 points5 points ago

Snape kills Thorin Oakensheild on page 837

[–]kbergstr 0 points1 point ago

Yo... stop the spoilers. I'm still on Southeast Asia. Don't spoil the whole communism subplot.

[–]the-coon 0 points1 point ago

I never knew about the books until the series on HBO...

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[–]JoinRedditTheySaid 0 points1 point ago

That wasn't really hate he was showing to Robb.

[–]t0tzANDb0tz 3 points4 points ago

His Emmy nomination last year

[–]Mouth_Full_Of_Dry 2 points3 points ago

Someone probably dropped a midget joke.

[–]SimilarImage 75 points76 points ago

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[–]yourhouseisonfire 18 points19 points ago

There's some irony in there somewhere...

[–]alchemist23 4 points5 points ago

I am the OP, and I'm not even mad.

[–]didymusIII 1 point2 points ago

U not mad bro?

[–]Kuvakei 1 point2 points ago

He not mad?

[–]g10tto 0 points1 point ago

God these people look miserable.

Glasses Guy and Gum-Chewing Guy seem like they couldn't care less who they're clapping for, and Dinklage is just like "Oh, I guess I have to do something now that the camera's on me."

[–]TyphlosionsWrath 0 points1 point ago

The irony. It burns.

[–]opposite_of_hotcakes 5 points6 points ago*

I feel the same way when my friend starts talking about cars.

Edit: accidentally a word.

[–]Faaaabulous 2 points3 points ago

That's not as bad. You know how to drive a car, so you can relate. Try listening to them talk about vampire shows and movies. Such as Diary of a Vampire, or Twilight. And why do my friends even watch those things? It's fuckin' weird. I feel like I'm in some kind of bizzaro world every time they do that.

[–]SupriyaLimaye 2 points3 points ago

Okay, I don't watch either of those, but I'm almost certain it's Vampire Diaries.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 8 points9 points ago

[–]massey909[S] 4 points5 points ago

i had no idea this existed! it's brilliant! if i'd known, i would have posted there. judging by your username, i'm guessing you know quite a bit about reddit though..

[–]xcomv01 2 points3 points ago

He has only been a redditor for 19 days and he has visited every post and commented on everything.

[–]chantistar 0 points1 point ago

Excellent

[–]wei-long 0 points1 point ago

19 days is a long time when you're trapped in reddit

[–]Faaaabulous 0 points1 point ago

That's 456 hours of Reddit, and only Reddit. Eventually the safer subreddits are gonna run out of content and you're gonna have to venture to some more... NSFL subreddits.

[–]massey909[S] 0 points1 point ago

R/spacedicks. Come on we were all thinking it.

[–]x3xtacYx 0 points1 point ago

Great subreddit! Lots of laughs were had

[–]Nashvillians 1 point2 points ago

He's an angry elf..

[–]eno2001 1 point2 points ago

YES! I just can't watch any reality TV. The people are unlikable, the shows are dull, I just miss mid-20th century television programming where there was actual writing and the acting and programs had more in common with stage. Just look at The Twilight Zone. Nothing touches that kind of programming these days. NOTHING!

[–]i_love_younicorns 1 point2 points ago

this is how i feel when people repost this .gif all the time.

[–]MoronBro 2 points3 points ago

Does anyone know the context of that .gif (why he wast clapping)? Probably one of the best characters in game of thrones...

[–]tiny_cube 0 points1 point ago

That's about the least committal accolade I've ever read

[–]BigLlamasHouse 0 points1 point ago

Probably

:)

[–]SupriyaLimaye 0 points1 point ago

They were announcing his name at the Golden Globes for the nomination.

[–]massey909[S] 2 points3 points ago

I should have just titled this, "karma whoring level: dinklage"

[–]LeviNels 1 point2 points ago

Humbled? Because that's what the Dink was going for there.

It was at a awards show and he was being announced as one of the finalists.

[–]Bubbascrub 1 point2 points ago

Wanna know why people worship Dinklage? Cause he slaps the SHIT out of Jeoffry. Something we've all wanted to do.

[–]nintondo316 2 points3 points ago

anything dinklage is an automatic upvote.

[–]pikachew_likes_nuts -3 points-2 points ago

[–]wackywiener 0 points1 point ago

Yeah but Swamp People is awesome.

[–]Capt_J_Kirk 0 points1 point ago

Peter Dinklage is the best! I'm so glad he finally got his big break!

[–]UNCLE_ZAP 0 points1 point ago

Tyrion is the best. Definitely my favorite character on game of thrones.

[–]Barb0 0 points1 point ago

I was kinda hoping for the Andrew W.K. gif, personally.

[–]wthsahufflepuff 0 points1 point ago

The end of the gif feels like he's staring straight into my soul

[–]worldisbetternow 0 points1 point ago

That's exactly how I feel when my friends start making nick name jokes.

[–]kobekramer1 0 points1 point ago

He knows winter is coming.

[–]diulei 0 points1 point ago

I always thought his accent in Game of Thrones felt a bit... off, or forced, so it made sense when I found out he was American.

Can any Brits comment on that? Does his accent in the show sound natural at all?

[–]DreamStreetSkank 0 points1 point ago

Hey, let's see how many times we can repost this gif!

[–]Ryuksapple 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel when my friends are talking about their sex lives.

[–]IamThorr 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know the context of this gif? Why does he not looked impressed?

[–]notwonderland 0 points1 point ago

This happens when a lot of female friends go on and on about Glee.

[–]Ethereal_Taco 0 points1 point ago

Everything about his performance in that show is just great. He totally steals every scene he's in. That's saying a lot considering the high quality of acting on GoT.

[–]AC241987 0 points1 point ago

That is amazing. They were probably talking about one of these shows.. (http://thecelebritycafe.com/feature/2012/04/top-10-worst-reality-tv-shows)

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

This is how I feel whenever reddit applauds Aziz Ansari for being 'funny'.

[–]harpwn -4 points-3 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Never, in my life, have I seen a more dry, tasteless, bland, and fairly offensive bit in a stand up routine. He is not funny. He's an Indian Dane Cook. His comedy is drier than Antartica's Dry Valley, he's annoying, his voice is incredibly grating and he's offensive to boot.

He is the sole reason why I cannot watch Parks and Recreation.

[–]harpwn -3 points-2 points ago

You found THAT offensive? Maybe you should stick to Jim gaffigan. Sometimes comedy isn't rated G

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Who's Jim Gaffigan?

Also, I didn't find that specific bit horrendously offensive, and even then not in terms that it's normally used for. I mean it's an assault on the intellect and the ears. It's just incredibly not funny.

[–]Wolfenblade 0 points1 point ago

Peter Dinklage, the coolest short guy alive. GoT will suck if/when Tyrion gets killed off.

[–]ohdeargodhelpme 1 point2 points ago

He signed on for six seasons.

[–]Wolfenblade 0 points1 point ago

Cool beans!

[–]Hoozin 1 point2 points ago

You're going to be very sad very soon.

[–]c0horst 0 points1 point ago

Not if you like Tyrion. He gets more awesome as the series progresses.

[–]SaltFrog 0 points1 point ago

Peter Dinklage is one midget I would definitely rape.

[–]ray7 -1 points0 points ago

thumbs up for dinklage ;)

[–]KrazyEyezKilla -5 points-4 points ago

Why not just open up your copy of war and peace? The Russian version I mean as being so cool and high brow you've read it in English.

[–]spicy_jose 3 points4 points ago

Are you drunk?

[–]KrazyEyezKilla 1 point2 points ago

I wish, these 'how i feel when' posts are always very unoriginal.

[–]Vee_Vee -3 points-2 points ago

Why the fuck do you care?

[–]KrazyEyezKilla -1 points0 points ago

It lowers the quality of content that makes it to the front page, thought that was pretty obvious.

[–]Vee_Vee 0 points1 point ago

why the fuck do you care?

[–]KrazyEyezKilla -1 points0 points ago

Cool rebuttal bro

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[–]Faaaabulous 0 points1 point ago

I think that applies to everyone in the .GIF.

[–]YaoSlap -1 points0 points ago

How does this gif with this title get over a thousand upvotes? This is lazy as hell.

[–]dogsdistress -1 points0 points ago

This is Reddits reaction, and your friends should feel bad.

[–]Xeios -5 points-4 points ago

I bet he'd be awesome to have a beer with. Seems really down to earth... :P

[–]veribaka -2 points-1 points ago

That's how I feel when my friends talk about wrestling.

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[–]JesusTapdancingChris 3 points4 points ago

Your name is at odds with your attitude.

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[–]insaneHoshi 0 points1 point ago

Like pizza