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[–]Nerdsapien 113 points114 points ago

I bust in like Kramer in hopes of catching my girlfriend doing this.

[–]PlasmaNuke 63 points64 points ago

[–]Tlasan 55 points56 points ago

I can't view that video because I'M FUCKING CANADIAN. FUCK LAWS.

[–]An_Innocent_kitten 20 points21 points ago

I can't watch that video because I'm British! I share that sentiment.

[–]CivilDiscussions 7 points8 points ago

I can't watch the video because I'm on an iPad and the video is not iPad enabled. Fuck, uh something.

[–]motherofamouse 12 points13 points ago

I can't watch that video because I'm Dutch. And there is nothing I can do about it. Also. It is true. This is what I do when I'm not wearing a bra, or showering or any other time I can grab my boobs.

[–]Scutum 1 point2 points ago

get yourself proxtube and enjoy all of the youtubes from now on

[–]TheUrge 1 point2 points ago

I can't watch that video because I'm Norwegian! I share your grief.

[–]tahrox 1 point2 points ago

I'm Spanish and what is this? Can't see it either.

[–]kikenazz 1 point2 points ago

why?

[–]Tlasan 1 point2 points ago

Because fuck

[–]Gaaahh 1 point2 points ago

funnily enough he just bursts into rooms saying "Sorry"...which is funny because you're Canadian yet you're not allowed to see it...

[–]KAMalosh 1 point2 points ago

Have we made you the 51st state yet?

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

Carli Banks.

Oh, I'm just commenting here so I don't forget and I can jerk it later.

[–]kraanimal 12 points13 points ago

.

[–]cooljacob204 3 points4 points ago

'

[–]insamiety 4 points5 points ago

~

[–]GetFitOrPieTrying 1 point2 points ago

!

[–]faggotcuntniggerdeer 1 point2 points ago

Carli Banks has a nice pair of brains.

[–]load_more_comets 1 point2 points ago

What was that name again? Oh Carli Banks.

[–]Blue_Bi0hazard 1 point2 points ago

we all know why im leaving this here

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

yup

[–]DrakeDealer 1 point2 points ago

Hi

[–]MeleeCyrus 2 points3 points ago

sup guys?

[–]ieatpasta 1 point2 points ago

.

[–]CaptainDisplayBook 26 points27 points ago

In case any of you found the above link to contain an error message. Here, try this! - http://www.xvideos.com/video775839/real_female_orgasms_carli_banks

[–]Evil_Eskimo 2 points3 points ago

aaaand bookmark set

[–]Panic_Mechanic 1 point2 points ago

Boop

[–]Fishenstein79 1 point2 points ago

why would i leave this meaningless comment from my work computer

[–]kajarago 1 point2 points ago

asdf

[–]BlackAsHell 149 points150 points ago

You are doing G...Reddits work, son.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 72 points73 points ago

Does anyone else who watches porn often, find that they can identify the porn star by her breasts quite easily?

[–]delerium85 179 points180 points ago

I don't know if the name is more disturbing, or the comment, or the idea that the name I_RAPE_PEOPLE was already taken

[–]PHALLUS_OF_MALICE 233 points234 points ago

Welcome to the internet. I hope you enjoy your stay.

[–]flymrfreakjar 54 points55 points ago

upvote for a brilliant name

[–]CharioteerOut 7 points8 points ago

Congratulations: You win the prize!

Best User Name of Friday, April 15th, 2012 between 11:10-11:21 AM EST.

[–]vaclavhavelsmustache 47 points48 points ago

It's the 13th.

[–]PHALLUS_OF_MALICE 16 points17 points ago

[–]kurwazimnojest 1 point2 points ago

...it's the 13th.

[–]CharioteerOut 2 points3 points ago

Not where I'm from.

[–]Black_Leg 2 points3 points ago

...Are you trying to tell me that we invent time travel in two days? I... I think I need more time to prepare for this...

[–]ElTimablo 3 points4 points ago

I think we need to prepare more for the fact that two days from now is still Friday.

[–]cynognathus 15 points16 points ago

It's the same person that created both accounts. He forgot the password to I_RAPE_PEOPLE.

[–]swaglyf 5 points6 points ago

Someone needs to create a game out of that. I'd play it.

[–]ta1ntdude 7 points8 points ago

well... the ones with big boobs for sure, the ones with small boobs could be anyone and I wouldn't know.

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 1 point2 points ago

Yes. I'll admit it.

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[–]Ossentjuk 1 point2 points ago

BEEP BEP

[–]Meltdown-Syndrome 15 points16 points ago

Why do I have to be at work now? Cruel, unfair world.

[–]Tridian 19 points20 points ago

Just saying... The video won't load... Too many people looking at it at the same time lol

[–]ithcy 124 points125 points ago

I'll be done in a second.

[–]JacksAngryColon 23 points24 points ago

What you did there, I see it.

[–]LupoAS 8 points9 points ago

Literally.

[–]MartyDussault 1 point2 points ago

well done

[–]Misturkitti 14 points15 points ago

Alone with a cameraman.

[–]DigitalSarcasm 24 points25 points ago

i always feel sorry for those guys.

[–]midnightsbane04 47 points48 points ago

[–]thorlord 12 points13 points ago

Girl look at that body.

[–]Evulrabbitz 21 points22 points ago

I am also commenting here so I can find this post later. The only difference is that I am not trying to be subtle about it

[–]ChillxPenguin 6 points7 points ago

Yes.

[–]slam69 1 point2 points ago

Same.

[–]yammerant 2 points3 points ago

Boobs.

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[–]IByrdl 24 points25 points ago

Did you know that with Reddit Enhancement Suite you can save comments?

[–]pudumtish 12 points13 points ago

Oh god. Let's make this quick: Reddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement SuiteReddit Enhancement Suite

I feel dirty now.

[–]HighSorcerer 17 points18 points ago

You're about 45 Reddit Enhancement Suite links short of the daily requirement.

[–]iwog59 1 point2 points ago

yes but I have yet to figure out how to do it between PCs

[–]xincasinooutx 2 points3 points ago

You, sir, have a great idea. Also, dem titties :B

[–]formatt 1 point2 points ago

Look up at the top of the page

This is what we're doing with them when you're not looking (NSFW) (imgur.com)

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[–]NeroAngelo257 1 point2 points ago

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[–]arcainic 1 point2 points ago

Carli Banks only does solo/lesbian scenes, no wonder I haven't heard of her.

[–]Pays4Porn 1 point2 points ago

Purchased the dvd. $1.25 Nice.

[–]Its_Frosty 1 point2 points ago

...sidroc as is Call of Duty, Team Envyus Sidroc?

[–]_lerp 312 points313 points ago

finally, a nsfw that was actually boobs!

[–]Kinakuta 39 points40 points ago

Yeah, this morning it seems to be filled with dead people. It's probably be a bad omen...

[–]Immynimmy 58 points59 points ago

It is Friday the 13th.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 0 points1 point ago

Superstitious nonsense, bun fun to joke about. :)

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

What the fuck did you do with I_RAPE_PEOPLE?

[–]ChompyTBear 5 points6 points ago

They had bun fun together.

[–]failed_novelty 3 points4 points ago

Death...by snu snu

[–]juniper17 1 point2 points ago

mmm.... bun fun

[–]VelociraptorFetus 163 points164 points ago

As a fat man, this is what I do with my belly when nobody is looking.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 77 points78 points ago

I was just doing this with my balls.

[–]sterling_mallory 22 points23 points ago

Sometimes I rest my hand on my balls so I can feel them occasionally expand and retract.

[–]Ella6361 10 points11 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thealfreds 11 points12 points ago

There are only 2 types of guys in this world: Those that do this and those that lie about not doing this.

[–]kamikazewave 1 point2 points ago

What you've never felt that your balls were cold and cupped them with your hands to warm them up?

[–]AzDraon 1 point2 points ago

This reminds me of when my ex discovered that men can move their balls up and down.

"Look, no hands!"

[–]toy205 1 point2 points ago

[–]katlaish 73 points74 points ago

I will often times find myself cupping one breast while I am watching TV in bed. It's like the adult equivalent of sucking my thumb. Very comforting.

[–]svengalus 79 points80 points ago

Go on...

[–]Ninjatree 13 points14 points ago

Katlaish never said he's a she.

[–]kruxAcid 8 points9 points ago

Yes, please, do go on, my hand is cupping one of my dick (the only one) while you narrate the tale of you and your breasts.

[–]BornInReddit 1 point2 points ago

69 points...

[–]psychicsamurai 36 points37 points ago

that's pretty funny. As I guy I catch me holding my penis when im watching a movie even though im not horny at the time.

[–]svengalus 30 points31 points ago

Just don't let the usher catch you doing that.

[–]kryptykk 7 points8 points ago

That's the male equivalent of always having one hand down our pants. I'll be watching TV and not even realize my hands down there, I'm just checking in I suppose.

[–]_Relevant_Username 1 point2 points ago

I've known a few girls that do this, too. But I'm more apt to hold my boobs. It's especially awkward when you realize you're doing it in public.

[–]arisasdf 2 points3 points ago

Haha, I sometimes use my cleavage to hold stuff, and the other day I realized I had stuck my bookmark between my boobs. On a bus. I was kinda embarrassed.

[–]_Relevant_Username 1 point2 points ago

When I went to prom in high school, I didn't carry a purse. Managed to hold a small wallet, car keys and my cell phone in my cleavage without anybody noticing. They're more useful than one might think.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

And people say big boobs are impractical...

[–]Dhexodus 128 points129 points ago

Looks like I'm going to school with a boner.

[–]ThinPancakes 32 points33 points ago

Looks like I'm going to be late to school.

FTFY

[–]Penleg 59 points60 points ago

thought process while reading your comment. "School on a friday?...holy shit, high school still exists."

[–]MadManMax55 100 points101 points ago

Thought process while reading your comment. "No school on Friday? ...holy shit, I'm in the wrong major."

[–]Splitshadow 12 points13 points ago

You don't have class every day? Are you majoring in basket-weaving, or does your school offer core classes that aren't MWF?

[–]nasaboy007 1 point2 points ago

Full schedule in computer science and I only have classes on Tuesday and Thursday.

Magic schedules do exist.

[–]Abeinair 52 points53 points ago

It's Carli Banks

[–]dydxexisex 59 points60 points ago

k,

[–]here_for_the_lols 84 points85 points ago

No time to finish this reply, gotta hit Google.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 1 point2 points ago

Fapdu.com is a great place if you'd like the major porn sites indexed together.

[–]dvdrdiscs 52 points53 points ago

Also check out her male counterpart, Carlton Banks.

[–]CUNT_SMASH_ANAL_FUCK 21 points22 points ago

The leader of /r/spacedicks

[–]Ronne 1 point2 points ago

Fuck I don't think I'll sleep tonight

[–]springbroke 46 points47 points ago

For something that feels like a bag of sand they sure do move awful funny!

[–]MisterSquidz 1 point2 points ago

A bag of...sand?

[–]pl__s_bl_d_n__b_l_t_ 19 points20 points ago

Pretty sure you know what we're doing when you're not looking.

[–]meatcurtins[S] 60 points61 points ago

[–]Vouk73 41 points42 points ago

[–]POSTS_GIFS 51 points52 points ago

[–]firefeng 10 points11 points ago

This is what we're doing with them while you're sleeping.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]dksprocket 24 points25 points ago

Olivia already told us!

[–]roverr 74 points75 points ago

I know this is hot and stuff, but how does this belong in r/funny?

[–]superphuntyme 21 points22 points ago

I thought the same, but then I was like, "I like boobs". and so it was.

[–]ThatJesterJeff 15 points16 points ago

Instead maybe /r/nsfw_gif ?

[–]i_cum_very_easily 38 points39 points ago

[–]Son_Of_Gallifrey 16 points17 points ago

That was easy

[–]EagleKen 4 points5 points ago

I saw

[–]Ifunctiononkitkats 2 points3 points ago

then came again

[–]jimbo91987 1 point2 points ago

I conquered

[–]SuddenlyYaketySax 6 points7 points ago

Oh yeah? Well, I don't menstruate. And I can fit in tight crawlspaces. And I can run. So fast.

+2STA +2STR +3DEX -7CHA

[–]Juush 8 points9 points ago

I knew it!

[–]Samuel412 6 points7 points ago

Those may be the most perfect breasts I've ever seen.

[–]BushMeat 1 point2 points ago

big, yet perky. too perfect. there is a god?

[–]AgntCooper 28 points29 points ago

I am most definitely not commenting just so I can find this when I get home from work.

[–]WaywardSpaniard 16 points17 points ago*

I fear that I won't remember the name "Carli Banks" later so I'm gonna play it safe and comment on here.

EDIT: It's been a few hours, I'm finally home, and I did actually remember her name.

[–]Wiccy 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, we believe you.

[–]Ctrl-Z 5 points6 points ago

the save button is there for a reason :) LPT

[–]rightwasright 18 points19 points ago

As a girl, I can confirm this.

[–]pakron 20 points21 points ago

As a male, I'll need to independently verify. For science.

[–]Monoliit 7 points8 points ago

But... I am watching. All the time. ._.

[–]Bad_Zoo_Boy 7 points8 points ago

[–]KidxBuu 13 points14 points ago

How is this funny? Am I in the wrong subreddit?

[–]Torlen 35 points36 points ago

Because boobs?

They transcend subreddits.

[–]SimilarImage 31 points32 points ago

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2 months Username_Loading WHO IS THIS? /r/nsfw 22 275
5 months miscer boobies!! /r/gifs 68 483
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[–]banang 49 points50 points ago

i think in this case we can excuse this repost. in fact, i wouldnt mind seeing this posted every day

[–]dbutta 0 points1 point ago

Amen to that.

[–]thejoe 2 points3 points ago

It is.

[–]svtracerd 2 points3 points ago

She's more hypnotizing than Hypnotoad...

[–]zygntwin 1 point2 points ago

How can this be more hypn.... ALL HAIL HYPNOTITS!!

[–]ganymedesearat 2 points3 points ago

Well... You should probly do it while we're looking too...

[–]dingus_tron 2 points3 points ago

My favourite boobs on the internets.

[–]Mysterian 13 points14 points ago

[–]xcomv01 8 points9 points ago

[–]Doopz479 8 points9 points ago

[–]xcomv01 11 points12 points ago

[–]Gabeee 5 points6 points ago

[–]raisinbrandt 7 points8 points ago

Exactly what I would do.

[–]Shpongledd 4 points5 points ago

i love her.

[–]TFJ 4 points5 points ago

I'm a fat guy.

That's what I do with mine when you're not looking.

[–]General_Dewb 10 points11 points ago

10/10. Would bang.

[–]snakefur 1 point2 points ago

I'm doing that right now.

[–]derSchmiddi 1 point2 points ago

My gf does it even when I'm looking.

[–]Nonsense_Replies 1 point2 points ago

You make good the comments.

[–]Slyst 1 point2 points ago

This title is true.

[–]Todomanna 1 point2 points ago

We're

Uh-huh, sure ಠ_ಠ

[–]chemguy90 1 point2 points ago

Those tits!

[–]Donitsu 1 point2 points ago

That implies there's a time we're not looking at them.

[–]asmosdeus 1 point2 points ago

No it's not.

[–]asldkfououhe 1 point2 points ago

what? no

[–]Buglet91 1 point2 points ago

As a woman, this is totally true. I'm constantly playing with mine when nobody is watching & I know most of my friends do it, too.

[–]DHGamer21 1 point2 points ago

Did not see the NSFW...YIKES! Good times though...LOL!

[–]chrmtc201 1 point2 points ago

i dont get it

[–]frickinsweetdude 1 point2 points ago

In front of two erect black men and a camera, none the less?

[–]Alymae 1 point2 points ago

As a female myself, I can verify this.
... might also be because i'm Bi/lesbian though.

[–]birdcanfly 1 point2 points ago

tehehe

[–]trev2010 1 point2 points ago

Not even funny, but upvoted for tits.

[–]charlatan74 1 point2 points ago

Carli Banks. Soooooo hot.

[–]NorthZeroEast 1 point2 points ago

That is hard to stop watching

[–]mixilplik_ 1 point2 points ago

name of the lady attached to the bajewblies?

[–]Ebby86 3 points4 points ago

well yeah, sif you guys wouldn't .^ I'm so darn bold I do it when he IS looking!

[–]Flash_Fox 2 points3 points ago

Upvote for being a fellow bold one. Sometimes I sing the milkshake song when I jiggle them >.>

[–]d0rxy 4 points5 points ago

as a woman, I can confirm.

[–]njeXshn 1 point2 points ago

TITS!!! ME GUSTA!!

[–]JacobGalindo 1 point2 points ago

Wanna see what us guys do when your not looking?

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

$100 says half of the guys looking at this with me have boners.

[–]jcsimpson 2 points3 points ago

How you doin' ?

[–]money_buys_a_jetski 3 points4 points ago

How you doin'?

[–]gothicknight 0 points1 point ago

I knew it...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'll not mention what us guys are doing to our junk when you all aren't looking...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

OBVIOUSLY

[–]Its_Frosty 0 points1 point ago

Aaaand i'll just click save and wait for work to be over...

[–]gchrisdean 0 points1 point ago

Happy friday to me

[–]yourdudeness 0 points1 point ago

we are watching..

[–]rx_tacos 0 points1 point ago

Yes. I do this all the time.

[–]ethalonlol 0 points1 point ago

something

[–]station_conelrad 0 points1 point ago

I believe it's from 'Real Female Orgasms 8'. Excellent lineup but she steals the show.

[–]faptain_amerika 0 points1 point ago

Haha, first thing I thought was 'ssaaaauuuccceee'. Carli Banks it is for the next week.

[–]Exducer 0 points1 point ago

I know. And you don't share. Bullshit.