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I see your picture of Michael Jackson drinking vodka with midgets and raise you a picture of Michael Jackson holding a huge pair of underwear with doves on his wrists (i.imgur.com)

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[–]LINCKING 12 points13 points ago

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So Michael Jackson, Chris Farley, and David Copperfield walk into a bar...

[–]doublen00b 1 point2 points ago

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oOOOO sexy sandwich! Michael in the middle... Michael in the middle!

[–]Rainieification 18 points19 points ago

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I dont even

[–]LiterallyKesha 5 points6 points ago

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I can do nothing but just nod and acknowledge.

[–]davelove -1 points0 points ago

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Hee-heeh!

[–]avnti 1 point2 points ago

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Since the trend is started... who one ups OP? AMIRITE?

[–]grantbritzke 8 points9 points ago

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http://i.imgur.com/3i9sU.jpg

These guys approve.

[–]GetFrisky 5 points6 points ago

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At least they're clean!

[–]Eating_A_Sandwich 8 points9 points ago

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most birds are known to clean themselves.

[–]Occams_Beard_Trimmer 2 points3 points ago

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So why didn't you post this in the comments of the original?

[–]nvflip 2 points3 points ago

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Is this what Prince meant when he sang "When doves cry."

[–]shroomprinter 2 points3 points ago

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Duh, that's not Prince.

[–]brklynmark 1 point2 points ago

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Duh, that's Live. And they're not doves, they're dolphins

[–]iheartwireties 1 point2 points ago

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Duh, that's Joplin. And it's not dolphins, it's baby.

[–]mcdeaglesandwich 1 point2 points ago

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ctrl+f "cry"....well perhaps next time.

[–]shootdashit 2 points3 points ago*

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i don't see as i wasn't aware of the original post. shame a submission related to a previous thread still gets upvoted like we're on digg or something retarded.

http://imgur.com/ssdog

[–]shug7272 0 points1 point ago

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Im with you brother.

[–]helloimtom08 1 point2 points ago

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reddit give me more black micheal jackson! he is sooo cool

[–]slaaxy 1 point2 points ago

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My first though was that he had been trying to scam people on the internet...

[–]Czar_Castic 1 point2 points ago

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"Raise"?

You are mistaken.

[–]tittyjack 1 point2 points ago

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It's things like this that separate celebrities from us common folk.

If my friend was holding up a giant pair of underwear and asked me to put doves on him and take his picture I'd chalk it up to Ben being Ben.

When Michael does it, it's photographic gold.

[–]laur7620 1 point2 points ago

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Again.. I love this man.

[–]Arxilca 2 points3 points ago

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This amuses me.

[–]arcsesh 2 points3 points ago

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STOP SEEING AND RAISING THINGS.

[–]photek187 0 points1 point ago

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Its just like the subway guy, michael is posing with his undies from before he lost the weight

[–]riderLyrae 0 points1 point ago

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WAIT.

[–]riderLyrae 0 points1 point ago

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wot

[–]dahmerBundy 0 points1 point ago

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Good, but definitely not a raise to the midgets and vodka

[–]Raneados 0 points1 point ago

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Well

yeah

that's a picture of exactly what you said it was alright

[–]whitekey 0 points1 point ago

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I am more amazed that he's in his original form.

[–]Funkoma 0 points1 point ago

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That's not MJ. MJ was white.

[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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That's the second most normal picture I've ever seen of him.

[–]DuckDuckGrayDuck 0 points1 point ago

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When doves cry

[–]broadcloak 0 points1 point ago

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Think I've found my new desktop.

[–]Legion7 0 points1 point ago

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The photographer must be so proud of taking a shot of Michael's underwear.

[–]clown_pants 0 points1 point ago

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God, that man knew how to get high

[–]joelseph 0 points1 point ago

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The best thing about this is the title got flagged unoriginal. hehe!

[–]mothercowa 0 points1 point ago

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He knew that reddit would come...but he miscalculated the animal of choice.

[–]flippy3 0 points1 point ago

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419 scam?

[–]clown_pants 0 points1 point ago

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God, that man knew how to get high

[–]deboosher 0 points1 point ago

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Michael Jackson was black!?

[–]USELESS_PHOTOSHOP 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/DKFKY.jpg

[–]31112 0 points1 point ago

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Somewhere, an obese magician is trying to get ready for a performance.

[–]BunsinHoneyDew 0 points1 point ago

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WTF was michael jackson in to....

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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He dresses up the midgets in the oversized underwear, then leaves the room.

There's a loud bang, doves fly out the door, and suddenly it looks like the hooker he hired de-aged rapidly. Score.

[–]SkullPoints 0 points1 point ago

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That...that's beautiful, man.

[–]gooftroopers 0 points1 point ago

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I have obviously grossly underestimated the crazyness of his existance.

[–]brklynmark -1 points0 points ago

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Not sure how you could've done that

[–]Asciified 0 points1 point ago

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http://i.imgur.com/PEpdB.jpg

[–]ductaperecorder -1 points0 points ago

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False. The dove on his right hand is perched on his ring finger and the dove on his left hand is standing on his knuckles.

[–]hermanwe -1 points0 points ago

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It makes me sad to think that those beautiful doves are now dead...

[–]RealHT -1 points0 points ago

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Standard.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Ahem...boobs, cats, and bacon. That is all.

[–]big_brutha_thunda -1 points0 points ago

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A. Where are the superheros? B. Why are they so large? C. No name written in sharpie on the waistband.

Obviously a fake.

[–]mrgonuts -1 points0 points ago

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I see your a picture of Michael Jackson holding a huge pair of underwear with doves on his wrists and raise you a monkey in his pants

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZNoJa.jpg[/IMG]

[–]TerryMadi -1 points0 points ago

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Can this shit get any better?

Challenge

[–]horseyhorseyhorsey -1 points0 points ago

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someone please post a pic of michael jackson fucking a young boy in an oxygen tent while a small monkey looks on in bewilderment so we can get over this trend.

[–]cbaker1213 -2 points-1 points ago

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When did they change the name of "hands" to "wrists"? I missed the memo.

[–]NeObliviscaris89 -3 points-2 points ago

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No way. this image must be photoshopped because those are adult underwear, not underoo's.

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