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[–]IAMBollock 19 points20 points ago

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It must be tough being a penguin, imagine if you were just minding your own business jumping about on rocks and one of them turned into a fucking sea lion and got all mad about you jumping on him and shit. Sea lions are dicks, acting like rocks and then getting all eggy when a penguin jumps on 'em. Fuck sea lions man.

[–]snoozieboi 0 points1 point ago

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I hear a chewbacca like sound

[–]Blu3j4y 1 point2 points ago

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followed by the sound of zero fucks being given.

[–]Afraid-Of-Penguins 7 points8 points ago

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Penguins are assholes.

[–]THE_ALMIGHTY_PENGUIN 5 points6 points ago

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Hi.

[–]Triffer93[S] 1 point2 points ago

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TIL Penguins can use keyboards.

[–]Afraid-Of-Penguins 1 point2 points ago

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Oh dear Lord...

[–]CammyThePenguin 2 points3 points ago

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RUDE.

[–]Afraid-Of-Penguins 1 point2 points ago

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Penguins in general. Sorry if I offended.

[–]TheTunicSnatchers 4 points5 points ago

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[–]Speranza521 2 points3 points ago

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Penguins scare me...

[–]TheAmazing148 1 point2 points ago

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I saw this, and the only sound I could think of coming out of that seal was the Tyrannosaurus roar from the first Jurassic Park...

[–]scumbaggrandparent 2 points3 points ago

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i like how it runs away with its flippers up

[–]CENTIPEDESINMYVAGINA 5 points6 points ago

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You've obviously never met a penguin. Fuckers are worse than geese.

[–]THE_ALMIGHTY_PENGUIN 6 points7 points ago

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Worse than geese? Penguins are awesome man.

[–]CENTIPEDESINMYVAGINA 6 points7 points ago

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I have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about, but I've found the surest way to figure out if a statement is wrong without actually doing research is to post it as a reddit comment. I'm sorry for my crimes against your race.

[–]THE_ALMIGHTY_PENGUIN 2 points3 points ago

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Thank you for clearing that up CENTIPEDESINMYVAGINA. My people get slaughtered by these asshole seals every single day.

[–]CammyThePenguin 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I lost a brother to a seal. Heartless, violent creatures.

[–]Steath_Ninja157 1 point2 points ago

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Penguins thoughts:Oh hey, that's a weird looking rock. Maybe I shoul-OH MY GOD!! Run! Sea lions thoughts: This is a nice place to lay. I should stay. 3 hours later What is that!! GET IT OFF!!

[–]P-Rickles 1 point2 points ago

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What about that seal?

[–]mnhr 1 point2 points ago

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Awesome/Awkward Penguin

Successful jump on rock. Rock is a Sea Lion gogogogo.

[–]scottybcoffin 1 point2 points ago

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Hi im johnny knoxville and welcome to jackass!

[–]SimilarImage 2 points3 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month muyad Whatcha gonna do about it, Walrus ? /r/gifs 17 2
3 months AddbbA Whenever my cat decides to walk on me when i'm sleeping /r/funny 189 1176
1 year zeb1 Watch where you're goin' /r/funny 98 431

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[–]TOMFO0LERY 7 points8 points ago

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Note the spike in points when the poster incorporated cats into the equation.

[–]snoozieboi 1 point2 points ago

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Probably made more people relate to it since many of us have this little problem about 4-5 times a night and whenever were on the computer using the keykbløjfsa dfiadbfdbn

[–]Triffer93[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Meow?

[–]IAMBollock 8 points9 points ago

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Oh fuck off SimilarImage

[–]WarPhalange -1 points0 points ago

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no u

[–]shakensunshine 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you. You are doing God's work.

[–]HomeButton 0 points1 point ago

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He does seem socially awkward

[–]senior_roboto 0 points1 point ago

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I feel bad for the sea lion; A penguin probably has pretty cold feet.

[–]haavarl 0 points1 point ago

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AUGH COLD FEET, COLD FEET, GERROFF DAMMIT

[–]muayguy 0 points1 point ago

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just showed this to my wife and her head almost exploded.

[–]bisconaut 0 points1 point ago

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how is this a jpg? definitely had to double, triple take on that url... still was jpg. :|

[–]Triffer93[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Penguins are magic.

[–]The--Plague 0 points1 point ago

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I couldn't say whether I like 'em or not.. I've never tasted Penguin.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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We all know how many fucks were given then.

[–]silverence 0 points1 point ago

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Don't know anyone who doesn't like penguins, huh? Come to Philadelphia...

[–]RustedBlade 0 points1 point ago

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OH FUCK!!! Not a rock not a rock not a rock!

[–]Evil_Bonsai -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]heimdal77 0 points1 point ago

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i'm starting to realize why i'm having bad dreams when i go to bed lately...