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[–]anexanhume 167 points168 points ago

FUCK YOU I'M A CLOUD

[–]ohmygord 84 points85 points ago

[–]broncboy2469 56 points57 points ago

FUCK YOU TOO CLOUD

[–]randerson10 71 points72 points ago

Cumulonimbitch!

[–]kmgillig 80 points81 points ago

Cirrusly?

[–]ecmmyers 52 points53 points ago

Don't be such a nimbus.

[–]Dentarthurdent42 28 points29 points ago

Well excuse me for challenging the stratus quo.

[–]OgGorrilaKing 17 points18 points ago

That pun was pretty mediocris.

[–]dunchen22 15 points16 points ago

Cloud.

[–]LoopyLion 1 point2 points ago

I think you mist the point of this thread.

[–]cornball1111 1 point2 points ago

i'm glad this happened.. made the post worth it

[–]chaitan94 2 points3 points ago

FUCK YOU TOO YOU'RE LOUD

[–]Yoyo8 11 points12 points ago

Cloud: "I MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES, FUCK YA'LL!"

[–]SaintsAngels 2 points3 points ago

waiting for the fuck you dolphin, i only come in with the fuck you whale line....

[–]Snoutmol 6 points7 points ago

FUCK YOU DOLPHIN

I honestly don't get it.

[–]RealBigMeech103 2 points3 points ago

AND FUCK YOU WHALE

[–]a_blue_ducks 1 point2 points ago

Dammit I wanted the fuck you whale line

[–]MrKenta 5 points6 points ago

You're not fooling me, I know you're just a recolored bush.

[–]mshamba 2 points3 points ago

Said cloud has a very awkward tit/nipple combo going on there.

[–]Mr_LonelyLoner 1 point2 points ago

I see it! fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

[–]Magna_Sharta 2 points3 points ago

Just look at 'em there...plotting.

[–]spellign_error 7 points8 points ago

You'r a cloud!

[–]eXX0n 2 points3 points ago

Yeah!!

[–][deleted] 20 points21 points ago

not sure if photoshopped

[–]Waypoint 93 points94 points ago

lyk dis if u c god

[–]Bettwurst 15 points16 points ago

accualy is dolan

[–]LordHerpDerpington 1 point2 points ago

fak u dolan

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago*

I C HIM 5EVAR

[–]happylittlecodes 18 points19 points ago

I'm upvoting this on the condition that it's mocking and not serious.

If I find out otherwise ...

[–]n1eb 41 points42 points ago

[–]jdwilson 6 points7 points ago

YES!

[–]paulw252 1 point2 points ago

NO!

[–]dumbconsumer 3 points4 points ago

I love options!

[–]Intolerance 33 points34 points ago

Checkmate, Atheists.

[–]Chispy 14 points15 points ago

The jews were right. God really is an asshole.

[–]toshmaytol 257 points258 points ago

Every time somebody posts (on fb) a picture of a cloud and think that God is sending them a message through them because it is vaguely shaped like a cross or a hand or some shit, you should post this underneath.

[–]usedtowork 71 points72 points ago

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[–]CloneCmdrCody 8 points9 points ago

Reminds me of the 4 move checkmate..

[–]ecmmyers 6 points7 points ago

I have only gotten that to work once, sadly. But what a game it was!

[–]cyberslick188 14 points15 points ago

What a short, short, meaningless game it was!

[–]ecmmyers 12 points13 points ago

Better than a long, long meaningless game.

[–]hornwalker 19 points20 points ago

But not quite as good as a medium, medium game.

[–]gkardos 1 point2 points ago

Happened to me once :(

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

Wow, whoever is playing as the white pieces really sucks at chess.

[–]USAF503 28 points29 points ago

Ummm.... bro... White won...

[–]qzex 19 points20 points ago

Those two aren't mutually exclusive.

[–]boydrewboy 1 point2 points ago

Actually, you can't know without knowing White. (S)He could have orchestrated a series of well-thought-out gambits, luring Black into a false sense of security until White queen moved H5-F7(If this was not the move, then Black sucks even more).

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[–]IndieRocketScience 4 points5 points ago

Suicide chess. My favorite variant!

[–]questionablycntrvers 1 point2 points ago

In the "move" before the checkmate, white left both the bishop and queen vulnerable. And black just let it happen. So yeah, I'd say they both suck.

[–]TheSobadef 6 points7 points ago

CTRL-F "Checkmate atheists"

Was not disspointed

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[–]LargeMarge_Strikes 1 point2 points ago

hahahaha damn that made me laugh way too hard

[–]DoesntReadClopfics 3 points4 points ago

He's trying to tell you to get off of Photoshop.

[–]alias-of-a-girl 19 points20 points ago

  1. Post to r/atheism
  2. ???
  3. Profit!

[–]MorallyStarved 1 point2 points ago

We do not speak of them here.

[–]Neilio_Knarf 186 points187 points ago

Or, you know, don't be that guy

[–]Jazzbandrew 128 points129 points ago

I love options!

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[–]wolfx 21 points22 points ago

I have no idea what I'm reading but I like it.

[–]mcchick 3 points4 points ago

Then you should read a book called Air. And also Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom

[–]pkslayer123 13 points14 points ago

Shit just got real.

[–]kyhe06 11 points12 points ago

Well that escalated quickly.

[–]Beznia 7 points8 points ago

RandPaul2016*

[–]avelertimetr 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person who reads RandPaul as R and Paul?

[–]offroadin210 1 point2 points ago

Yup. But I'm looking for rand()

[–]anonysera 1 point2 points ago

Lost my shit at roomba-guards

[–]tenhotuisku 9 points10 points ago

I don't have anyone on my friends feed that would post shit about god but if I did I would gladly be that guy.

[–]Whodini 7 points8 points ago

But then I can cross post it to /r/atheism and bask in the truckloads of karma!

[–]katuni08 4 points5 points ago

Happy Cake Day!

[–]toshmaytol 1 point2 points ago

Thanks bud!

[–]pastordan 1 point2 points ago

Here I was going to wonder if that's what the sky will look like when Jesus comes in his glory.

[–]Kaizer_Soze 30 points31 points ago

"It's your own special world and you can make it however you want! How about we add a nice Fuck You cloud. Now where does our Fuck You cloud live? Right there. There it lives."

[–]Strug-ga-ling 12 points13 points ago

"Maybe this nice Fuck You cloud has a friend, No Fucks Given cloud. We'll put him right...here. But remember, this is your world, that's what makes painting so much fun."

[–]random_cunt 4 points5 points ago

[–]RopeBunny 4 points5 points ago

Wow... truly awesome this time!

[–]spellign_error 2 points3 points ago

I heard SW was calling u out

[–]alage21 8 points9 points ago

Thats probably just a Bob Ross painting.

[–]Lolazaurus 19 points20 points ago

Or his evil twin, Rob Boss

[–]Whodini 5 points6 points ago

Yeah man, guy is crazy. Get a load of his latest work.

[–]Jazzbandrew 8 points9 points ago

Wouldn't his twin have the same last name?

[–]ecmmyers 4 points5 points ago

Nope, he bitch-slapped the mother straight out of the womb and ran away before they could christen him. He chose to create his diabolical persona using a Spoonerism of his nemesis' name.

[–]MrInopportune 1 point2 points ago

Because he's EVIL

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 1 point2 points ago

Dyslectic Evil Twin. So sad. He had so puch mromise.

[–]yagmot 2 points3 points ago

that's not dyslexia, that's a spoonerism!

[–]mybossthinksimworkng 2 points3 points ago

Misdiagnosed Dyslexic Evil Twin. Such a shame.

[–]levendis 1 point2 points ago

I know a guy named Rob Bos. He's also a visual artist, and he also paints trees. http://www.flickr.com/photos/guidewired/2183653477/

[–]Sarcasm_Llama 6 points7 points ago

This reminds me of what my professor said today: that some clouds are made up of of water weighing several thousands of metric tons. This cloud would weigh a metric fuck ton.

[–]deeganator 16 points17 points ago

Annnnd this just happened

Perfect karma score

[–]Icweinerx2 1 point2 points ago

I'm cloud hand! Now im a horse

[–]wookie_slut 1 point2 points ago

That's how we say hello in NJ.

[–]AlbinoSnowman 1 point2 points ago

[–]Flonn 1 point2 points ago

Is that the best of Ollie Williams, or all of Ollie Williams, cause he's always at his best?

[–]voxpupil 1 point2 points ago

Fake/photoshopped/etc?

[–]JankBoy 1 point2 points ago

I see y'a driven 'round town with the sky I love and I'm like "Fuck You!!!" oooh oooh whoo!

[–]CVBrownie 1 point2 points ago

Ha I wonder what would happen if you posted this on Facebook with, "LIKE IF YOU BELIEVE!!!"

[–]SacredJefe 1 point2 points ago

God has to exist in order to tell us to fuck off.

Checkmate, atheists.

[–]Scissor_Me_Timbers_ 1 point2 points ago

LIK DIS FOR HEVAN, IGNORE FOR HELL!

[–]redditcyberpunkd 1 point2 points ago

"Just the world saying fuck you" Ize thought to himself looking out the 200th floor window of the cheap hotel in the city center block of new york. The angry knock on the door, the acidic rain, the cigarette burned Holodeck, and the caged window in front of him were all giant "fuck you"'s from from non existent God or another. The world was like that now, after everything we'd done to try and make everything better, it had ended up worse. A dark city, a dark street, dark people, with tattoos and shady attitudes, white trash, hookers, pimps, human scum. Now a cloud was giving him the middle finger as the angry knocking continued on the dented metal door, covered in a layer of grime. The knocking stopped, and a bullet ripped through one of the alloy hinges beside the door. Was this it? Was this the end Ize and every other human had been praying for? Did he want to die? He certainly wasn't living. He looked at the window. Hacking into the window was easy, taking out his black box, and attaching it to the Port in the wall, he had control of the entire prison cell sized room. Another bullet ripped through part of the door, and as he tapped away at the touch screen interface, unlocking the window bars, he heard another bullet. He jumped before he the door fell in.

[–]Trentl14 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if shopped.... or deserves an upvote

[–]Harodan 1 point2 points ago

If it is shopped, then it's shopped well enough to deserve an upvote.

Just my opinion, but this looks pretty legitimate.

[–]jerkosaur 1 point2 points ago

looks like rain with chance of FUCK YOU

[–]divester 1 point2 points ago

Did anybody else down there already call bullshit? This looks like photoshop to me.

[–]Dawgishly 1 point2 points ago

Just cause one jealous, crummy cloud flips me the bird doesn't mean the whole world is doing likewise.

[–]buttplugpeddler 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that's meant for santorum.

[–]xteexxpeex 0 points1 point ago

Anyone else worried about the intense looking faucet on the truck?

[–]TheFartBall 0 points1 point ago

God is calling us!

[–]reallyilly 0 points1 point ago

The sky was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup at the deli.

[–]happylittlecodes 0 points1 point ago

"Haha, here comes a storm, bitches!"

[–]pattywagon 0 points1 point ago

The hand of God! He speaks!

[–]morningfog 0 points1 point ago

and it's cooler if it's sideways

[–]MrNickDolan 0 points1 point ago

Dear Mother Nature: What the hell did I do?

[–]OptimusDime 0 points1 point ago

Was this is NoVa yesterday, by any chance? Could swear I saw the same thing yesterday afternoon

[–]sudzy101 0 points1 point ago

BALLS SHIT BALLS.

[–]jking800 0 points1 point ago

For me, that just proves God exists because that's how he treats me most of the time anyway.

[–]Leadmeister 0 points1 point ago

Proof that Satan exists?

[–]full_on_derp 0 points1 point ago

I can tell by the pixels, etc, etc.

[–]WittyIdea 0 points1 point ago

It was probably directed towards North Korea. That damn rocket propellant, I tell ya.

[–]ifergbot 0 points1 point ago

and everybody thinks the N. Korean missile launch was a failure

[–]MiloWhite 0 points1 point ago

I felt like that picture was one of those "when you see it you'll shit bricks" things. It took me about a minute of staring to figure it out.

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

That finger cloud must have done a number on the Korean rocket.

[–]hollowslay 0 points1 point ago

It's the hand of god and he's telling me to ffffuuuuuuuuu

[–]kanabliss 0 points1 point ago

Worry not, it will all be over soon my friend.

[–]kenneth1221 0 points1 point ago

I SEE THE HAND OF GOD!!!!!!!!

AND HE HATES US!!!!!!!

[–]Bluesxx 0 points1 point ago

I love it when the weather is like that. For those who hate a monotone day.

[–]NickyWillz 0 points1 point ago

Explain THAT, Christians.

[–]RussianGerberBaby 0 points1 point ago

telephone wires?

[–]alobarquest 0 points1 point ago

Hand of God. Talking to Santorum.

[–]Dmck2b 0 points1 point ago

Dont have access to quick meme so someone can feel free to steal this.

Pawnstar god meme Sorry, best I can do is give you the finger.

[–]ivanlost 0 points1 point ago

That's when you know you're going to have a bad day.

[–]Cortozld 0 points1 point ago

Can't wait to see what the religious fold make out of this cloud formation.

"Oh no, Satan has taken over heaven"

[–]XxcontaminatexX 0 points1 point ago

notice no one is commenting about omg Gods hand....

[–]usnavycane 0 points1 point ago

OMGZ IF YOU SEE GODZ WERK PRESS LIKE

[–]hornwalker 0 points1 point ago

I say we post this anytime someone posts Jesus or God in the clouds.

edit: ninja'd. :/

[–]1654367898765 0 points1 point ago

Really cool photo but I had to down-vote you for starting the title with just.

[–]rhubarbfestival 0 points1 point ago

LIKE IF YOU SEE GOD KEEP SCROLLING IF YOU WORSHIP THE DEVIL

[–]Aokkie 0 points1 point ago

hey you get off my cloud you don't know me and you don't know my style.

[–]n2ent 0 points1 point ago

"the world is a dick" - Guy from China, IL

[–]Citisol 0 points1 point ago

Jesus doesn't want me for a sunbeam.

[–]FreeXpHere 0 points1 point ago

LIKE if you can see God in this picture!

[–]PsycoRapist 0 points1 point ago

that's god's way of saying "I love you! But..also FUCK YOU"

[–]diplomonad1 0 points1 point ago

90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love. Since u have read this u will be told good news 2night. If you don't pos this on nine comments your worst week starts now

[–]websnarf 0 points1 point ago

Its a miracle!!! Jesus has spoken! He wants us to go fuck ourselves! Hallelujah!

[–]smaier69 0 points1 point ago

I'll try my hand at a granular post....

I'll see your 1238 legless sheep (clouds, duh) and raise you an atmospheric attempt to insult/fingerbang you.

Damn, nature, you a douche!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

The sky is saying it, Man, not the world.

[–]jdotliu 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a bearded teddy bear with a human hand giving the finger...ಠ_ಠ

[–]HardDiction 0 points1 point ago

This is the greatest response to those God-in-the-Clouds images I always see on Facebook.

[–]thats_how_i_feel 0 points1 point ago

Don't let r/atheism see this

[–]c_brownie 0 points1 point ago

I think the world has more than earned the right to flip us off

[–]FaySliGothyc 0 points1 point ago

either that, or fingering...just sayin'

[–]solosuite 0 points1 point ago

Thanks god. Thanks. :-/

[–]equatorbit 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone else see the thing from Never Ending story under the tip of the middle finger?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This seems redundant.

[–]elevenandahalf 0 points1 point ago

This is why you buy cloud insurance

[–]cardinalwolsey 0 points1 point ago

you an atheist? I think god might be sending you a message?

[–]young-earth-atheist 0 points1 point ago

I don't need a sign from above to know that world is saying fuck you. It's quite evident from my life already.

[–]ronbreddit 0 points1 point ago

That's how god feels about Rick Santorum.

[–]c001str0ybr0 0 points1 point ago

i think this guy needs to get the message, and fuck off

[–]dublzz 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure this was meant for r/atheism.

[–]Retawtrams 0 points1 point ago

How come when it's a cloud shaped like Jesus, everybody is all "omg Jesus, lets facebook it" But when it's a middle finger, it's the world. Why can't this middle finger be Jesus's

[–]shawshank3d 0 points1 point ago

lmao i took a picture similar to this last summer. only it had the thumb sticking out

[–]kaka24 0 points1 point ago

The hand of god reaching out to the human race.

[–]NWoutcast 0 points1 point ago

Santorum dropped out. I guess god is pissed.

[–]skizztle 0 points1 point ago

Did you see what GOD just did to us maaan?

[–]myleftsockisadragon 0 points1 point ago

Im calling bullshit on this.

[–]MrZiggler 0 points1 point ago

I'M A FUCK YOU, CLOUD

[–]nastuhzalmai 0 points1 point ago

hahaha fuck you too god, call the cops

[–]ninjaonweekends 0 points1 point ago

I think the cloud was directing his frustration at Lil Wayne in particular... mostly for his constant reference to "fucking the world"...

[–]angrypikachu 0 points1 point ago

The Gods want to wage war with us! We as mortals must come together and stand side by side and fight against the all-powerfuls! Before another great flood! Another Babel! Another Antlantis! For once we must smite the god almighty himself! Stand up to our creator and show him the power of man himself. We will leave the nest as a young bird from its mothers care and stand side by side with our creator(s). The human race will play god themselves once they stand together instead of divided worshipping the god(s) they are set-in-stone, destined to surpass. As members of earth, homosapiens, of the star called -Sol- a mere mortal species shall reign empire to the light side of the galaxy, Milky Way, in a vast nothingness and dark side matter. We shall work together to develop and build new technologies and mathematics to rule a physical land as our own and control everything at our grasp, essentially becoming the gods ourselves. I call on all of you to step egos aside and become one with your specie and take pride because in a galactic civilization it is of a proud standing. We will only reach the highest point if we work together and put nation, race, religion, aside and be proud of our heritage as the first intelligent life form on earth. Together we are everything divided we are none.

[–]Sweeede 0 points1 point ago

take that, atheists

[–]twitinkie 0 points1 point ago

this is why we can't have nice things.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i believe thats nature saying fuck you to the world.

[–]lolurdead 0 points1 point ago

lol ur dead

[–]sommadatbass 0 points1 point ago

Hey, treat the world like crap what do you expect? This and the crazy seasons are nature's way of saying "Humans, you suck. Fuck you."

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

The hands of god are at work again...

[–]Bluemoon_333 0 points1 point ago*

If studying physics has taught me anything, it's that Mother Nature has the best sense of humor!

Do you know that each of us are essentially the center of the universe? It is expanding from every point, so there's no center. We're like the surface of a balloon expanding, not the air inside. Isn't that like the universe saying 'fuck you' to you everyday? You think you're special when really you're no different than any other particle out there.

But this is also a really positive realization at the same time. It means we're all one fuckjng thing, so we should stop fighting and be nice to each other. And if we're all the center of the universe, that means we're all powerful enough to affect it.

[–]melysaurusrex 0 points1 point ago

That's not god that's just a fucking cloud saying FUCK YOU

[–]armadict41 0 points1 point ago

this is photoshop saying fuck you

[–]spazzdafunk 0 points1 point ago

I like how the kid is making the same face as the TV behind him.

[–]mcrackin 0 points1 point ago

That sky is gunna piss the wrong guy off.

[–]MandatoryMahi 0 points1 point ago

"Like" if you agree "Share" if you're a dumbass

[–]lukeman3000 0 points1 point ago

I'm pretty sure that was directed at this guy.

[–]Jduga 0 points1 point ago

crazy shit man. massive karma but what the hell is with all the downvotes?

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

clone tool ready go

[–]Tauz_g 0 points1 point ago

Better proof of god than the Goatse pic ever was.

[–]whiskeybrick 0 points1 point ago

sign from God?

[–]SilentTheTyrant 0 points1 point ago

I guess if god was real, this is his true message. "fuck you orphans that need homes and children in africa that starve to death"-God. Although if it was in africa the rain would actually help them.

[–]misfit247 0 points1 point ago

It's God telling you that you are numero uno!!!

[–]jpbulb64 0 points1 point ago

best. cloud. EVER.

[–]ittderp 0 points1 point ago

Now someone take this picture and combine it with the picture of the face cloud in the sky. Then post it on facebook and label, "like if you believe in god." :P

[–]kabanaga 0 points1 point ago

...and the horse you rode in on!