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Chernobyl... (upload.wikimedia.org)

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[–]iConfessor 94 points95 points ago

I would love to see its bones. Like an X-Ray of it or something... Maybe its organs as well.

I'm strangely fascinated by stuff like this.

[–]rsoto2[S] 32 points33 points ago

I agree, mutations are extremely interesting. "On farms in Narodychi Raion of Ukraine, for instance, in the first four years of the disaster nearly 350 animals were born with gross deformities such as missing or extra limbs, missing eyes, heads or ribs, or deformed skulls"- From the wiki page where I found this photo http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster

[–]43433 27 points28 points ago

maybe you guys might like this site

[–]gesus47 32 points33 points ago

uhhhhh

[–]CoolDragon 16 points17 points ago

Now that is twisted taxidermy

[–]clashcityrocker77 14 points15 points ago

Oh thats cool...i planned on having nightmares tonight anyhow.

[–]clongane94 4 points5 points ago

Saw your comment, noticed I was getting really tired and decided "Fuck it! I'm going in!"

[–]clongane94 16 points17 points ago

I now regret this decision.

[–]excited_by_typos 1 point2 points ago

You saved my dreams tonight buddy, staying the fuck out. Thanks

[–]43433 0 points1 point ago

the first link is chill. the second one though is NSFW

[–]BosskPlissken 2 points3 points ago

looking to buy?

[–]Graupel 0 points1 point ago

Nope. Chuck Testa.

... Sorry, had to happen.

[–]schuldig 1 point2 points ago

Dear god, that is pure unadulterated nightmare juice.

[–]chunlisa 0 points1 point ago

motherfucker that dog scared the shit out of me

[–]Natv 0 points1 point ago

Someone please photoshop the first picture so it has glasses and a "DAT ASS" on it.

[–]Ill_Draw_Your_Pets 1 point2 points ago

It's my second time photoshoping something.

http://i.imgur.com/Qpxu5.png You can add the text yourself. I don't have any good typefaces.

[–]Natv 1 point2 points ago

Oh yes,perfect.

[–]JSLEnterprises 12 points13 points ago

best photo seen so far

[–]centralcontrol 2 points3 points ago

... something seems very masculine about that picture to me. i suspect a little switch-a-roo.

[–]JSLEnterprises 1 point2 points ago*

someone finally gets it!

[–]Natv 1 point2 points ago

I don't even care.

[–]FatSlayer 2 points3 points ago

Thank you. 2 hours lost and counting to this site

[–]43433 1 point2 points ago

I've lost more time than you! wait is that a good thing?

[–]Anal_Justice_League 1 point2 points ago

I don't even have to click on that to know I won't like it.

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[–]zombie_overlord[!] 5 points6 points ago

Every time I stumble on a link to this site, I end up with about 47 tabs open in my browser before I force myself to close it.

[–]barristonsmellme 9 points10 points ago

i was born missing my extra limbs too. know that feels.

[–]Planetariophage 0 points1 point ago

They put little people in the model right on top of the melted radioactive metal sludge ಠ_ಠ

[–]Usamatic 38 points39 points ago

Kind of reminds me of the dog scene in "the thing".

[–]GuinansHat 8 points9 points ago

You gotta be fucking kidding.

[–]I_Fapped_Anyway 20 points21 points ago

It was difficult... But I still came pretty quickly.

[–]shuddleston919 2 points3 points ago

Dammit Clark. He was way too loyal to those dogs.

[–]2Deluxe 1 point2 points ago

In the remake of "the thing" that recently came out there's a scene towards the end that's supposed to be terrifying of the blob absorbing some guy on his back.. I laughed uncontrollably in the cinema throughout the whole thing. I think I actually wet myself a little and had to excuse myself because a good 2 minutes after the scene ended I couldn't cover my mouth anymore. I felt like an asshole being 'that guy' disrupting the entire cinema but FUCK that was hilarious

[–]StrobeEffex15 0 points1 point ago

Oh man, the best part was in the middle when the Thing was straddling one of the americans. (horrible grammar, yes I know, buttfuckkitt.) I had the most awkward boner.

[–]Tacosauce420 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for my favorite movie!

[–]mroglolblo 33 points34 points ago

Not really sure how I thought this could be sexy. Maybe a couple hot Russian women in a burned out factory wearing radiation suits zipped open to reveal their nude torsoes or something. In one way I'd like some kind of special NSFW tag for arousing pics but the uncertainty is a bit of a turnon.

[–]mogul218 16 points17 points ago

Is there anything that doesn't turn you on?

[–]faultydesign 5 points6 points ago

You.

[–]mogul218 2 points3 points ago

I'm rubber, you're glue.

[–]Lurkingintheshadows 7 points8 points ago

,and i still wouldn't make love to you.

[–]velkyr 13 points14 points ago

You. I know you. You live in my city. That scares the living fucking hell out of me.

I'm watching you.

[–]Corpsejaw 3 points4 points ago

He's watching you too.

[–]MrBulger 0 points1 point ago

What city? I will fly to that city, find him, and buy him a beet

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

Halifax, NS.

I made him an honorary mod for a week in /r/halifax

[–]MrBulger 0 points1 point ago

Damn. I'll have to get my passport

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

I want to find out where he lives, break in when he's asleep, and start jerking off over him, making louder and louder moans to wake him up, and as soon as he wakes up and see what's happening I drop my load on his face and run away.

[–]fuckinhell 3 points4 points ago

Maybe you were hoping for something like this: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/canuckguy/MissChernobyl2004.jpg

[–]StrobeEffex15 0 points1 point ago

You saved me a couple hours of searching and deleting history, I thank you.

[–]derpinita 2 points3 points ago

I would also LOVE that distinction. The gore stuff is not pleasant for me.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Watch out, SenatorVreenak is coming to downvote you.

[–]mroglolblo_saver 0 points1 point ago

Not really sure how I thought this could be sexy. Maybe a couple hot Russian women in a burned out factory wearing radiation suits zipped open to reveal their nude torsoes or something. In one way I'd like some kind of special NSFW tag for arousing pics but the uncertainty is a bit of a turnon.

[–]LarvaDidIt 142 points143 points ago

It is a pig, not a dog, people.

[–]buntH0LE 278 points279 points ago

Oh, ok. For a second there I thought this thing was mutated or something

[–]Tallbag 114 points115 points ago

This guy...doesn't know a Russian prize-winning pig when he sees one.

[–]obsa 23 points24 points ago

Urkranian, you insensitive fuck.

[–]HittingSmoke 21 points22 points ago

Reddit... Making me laugh at pics like this.

Seriously, fuck you guys.

[–]MaybeDoThis 1 point2 points ago

I laughed way too hard at this comment

[–]DewdSoup 1 point2 points ago

Natural selection at its finest

[–]jbpc 6 points7 points ago

The pig that the sign is referring to is in the picture next to it.

[–]velkyr 0 points1 point ago

I assume you mean the picture on the left?

[–]jbpc 0 points1 point ago

No, the picture on the righ— almost wooshed there.

[–]LerithXanatos 25 points26 points ago

I thought it was Bambi.

MWAHAAHHAAH

[–]tndooge 23 points24 points ago

Shut up i'm trying to sleep.

[–]theblackestbrotha 44 points45 points ago

"Spider Pig, Spider pig, does whatever a Spider Pig can..."

[–]HittingSmoke 21 points22 points ago*

"Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does..."

[–]theblackestbrotha 6 points7 points ago

Dammit...

[–]HittingSmoke 6 points7 points ago

There are very few things in life which I take seriously.

Spider Pig is #6.

[–]krazyhand -1 points0 points ago

Can he swing from a rope? No he can't! He's a pig.

[–]HittingSmoke 17 points18 points ago

Can he swing from a web? No he can't! He's a pig.

[–]krazyhand 2 points3 points ago

All my karma! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooo

[–]bearandtherobot 0 points1 point ago

God fucking dammit, I had my finger on the S, P and I keys then I saw this.

[–]barium111 -1 points0 points ago

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!! Here is a SPIDER PIG!!

[–]HittingSmoke 3 points4 points ago

LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!! He is a SPIDER PIG!

[–]krazyhand 0 points1 point ago

this thread is mutated...

[–]ForgettableUsername 3 points4 points ago

Well, it's some of a pig mixed up with a few bits of other pigs, more like.

[–]johnnynutman 1 point2 points ago

so you're saying it's a hot dog?

[–]ForgettableUsername 0 points1 point ago

Sure, why not?

[–]BigDaddyFo 2 points3 points ago

You know, because that makes it so much better.

[–]tallwill514 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw&t=12s

[–]_Jake93 1 point2 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtgFKdWcKXY

[–]orlin002 0 points1 point ago*

It looks like a goat to me.

Edit- even though I know it's not a goat, that alone should say something.

[–]Digipy 0 points1 point ago

I thought it had my name for a second

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Looks more like a zergling goat.

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    [–]Clit_Eatsgood 43 points44 points ago

    Get out of here, STALKER!

    [–]rakust 21 points22 points ago

    Don't just stand there, Come in!

    [–]allie_sin 0 points1 point ago

    Hey, bro!

    [–]TriumphantPWN 12 points13 points ago

    "What are you? A statue? If you got something to say, then spill the beans. If not... Take a hike!" love that game, so much better with oblivion lost mod though...

    [–]krazyhand 3 points4 points ago

    That game was the shit. Hands down one of the best single player experiences I ever had.

    "What are you deaf? What are you here?" Probably the funniest translation I ever heard

    [–]Themantogoto 3 points4 points ago

    What about the complete mod?

    [–]TriumphantPWN 0 points1 point ago

    That's for Pripyat. I know my quote is from SoC, but that's not the point. I have tried the complete mod, I did not like it as much as stock Pripyat.

    [–]Giffylube 0 points1 point ago

    Your quote is from Owl in CoP. What is the oblivion lost mod? I have played both games with both complete mods and they were so fantastic

    [–]DukeOfGeek 2 points3 points ago

    Come over here, We need to have a little chat.

    [–]spleendor 1 point2 points ago

    Those zombie swarms, man. I shit my pants so hard.

    [–]Bossit 21 points22 points ago

    I waited for you Fry.

    [–]ze_hombre 18 points19 points ago

    anyone able to translate the label?

    [–]positronus 41 points42 points ago*

    This is Ukrainian, but I'll try.

    On the left - Professor V. Konovalov, he was studying mutations in Chernobyl. LINK, SOME NSFW

    On the right - "Mutation of pig. Undeveloped from egg of twins."

    [–]aidan878 13 points14 points ago

    That was a PIG?? Not a dog, but a pig. What the fuck.

    [–]i_was_compromised 8 points9 points ago

    No, the pig it's talking about is in the picture behind the dog.

    [–]positronus 8 points9 points ago

    You are both wrong. The pig ate the dog.

    [–]snorgsniffer 1 point2 points ago

    You are all wrong. That's a mutated human that just happens to look like a pig.

    [–]twitchygecko 2 points3 points ago

    a mutated human that looks like a dog that they are calling a pig

    [–]karina_notkatrina 2 points3 points ago

    Pigmandog

    [–]Goodwaon 0 points1 point ago

    it's me in the picture

    [–]mebsy101 0 points1 point ago

    Oh my god that is creepy

    [–]fuggles7 65 points66 points ago

    What the hell I posted this months ago and it got 27 downvotes...

    [–]plasmalaser1 89 points90 points ago

    Did you submit it to /r/aww?

    [–]velkyr 8 points9 points ago

    What's wrong with submitting this to aww? It's the most adorable puppy ever.

    [–]OptimusDimebag 3 points4 points ago

    It's a pig actually.

    [–]velkyr 2 points3 points ago

    No, the picture on the right is a pig.

    [–]erikpuk 9 points10 points ago

    Maybe because you linked to the full wikipedia page instead of just the image. People have a short attention span.

    Also, the OP's title is more mysterious, and leaves space for different emotional reactions to the picture, whereas you used a kind of jokey setup.

    The details in these things matter a lot, as do the first few (random) votes that they get.

    [–]1gnominious 1 point2 points ago

    I've gotta say that is a frighteningly accurate assessment of how to get upvotes. Might want to add that if it failed the first time, just repost it a few hours later.

    [–]positronus 27 points28 points ago

    Here is a pity upvote. Keep the change you filthy animal!

    [–]Spocktease 6 points7 points ago

    You have until the count of ten to get your ugly, yellow, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. One, two, ten. Ahahahaha

    [–]motdidr 1 point2 points ago

    Snake, Snake, I don't know any Snakes.

    He sounded like a snake.

    [–]CapnSheff 6 points7 points ago

    I think OP misspelled 'Silent Hill'

    [–]martsimon 4 points5 points ago

    One time many years ago when I lived with my parents, I was up late (around 2a.m. or so) and went to get a bowl of cereal. When I walked past the living room I noticed my dad was still awake watching a show about the kids of Chernobyl, I want to say it was called Children of Chernobyl or something. All I caught were images of infants and kids that were fucked up like this, my dad was just sitting there chuckling.

    [–]seanpque 9 points10 points ago

    This is why you don't play fetch with uranium rods.

    [–]positronus 4 points5 points ago

    Unless you are Homer Simpson.

    [–]TheOriginalMyth 8 points9 points ago

    Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does!

    [–]ratwing 4 points5 points ago

    Curiously, no higher degree of mutations resulted from hiroshima - because almost everyone died - but it was not possible to detect a higher level of genetic abnormalities beyond what was observed in geographic areas that never experienced radiation exposure.

    [–]cypherreddit 2 points3 points ago

    Chernobyl released 10 times the radiation than the Hiroshima bomb and at ground level.

    [–]mysticdickstick 5 points6 points ago

    sorry but that´s clearly sfw. The acronym OP was looking for is NSFL.

    [–]Standup2sitdown 2 points3 points ago

    Anyone else picture this thing saying "kill me"?

    [–]Davin900 10 points11 points ago

    Ever since the Japanese tsunami, redditors have been explaining that nuclear energy is incredibly safe and much better than the alternatives, which is probably true.

    But this is why people are generally more scared of nuclear power.

    Mutated pig corpses are a lot more haunting than a statistical increase in the asthma rate.

    [–]greet_the_sun 8 points9 points ago

    Yeah I think the big difference between nuclear power and conventional methods is that people dying in coal mines and the like are status quo, and everyone feels safe since they aren't Chilean coal miners. During the Fukushima incident the big concern in America for a while was whether anything was drifting across the sea to us. Basically no one gives a shit how many people die to produce the energy as long as it isn't them.

    [–]cypherreddit 1 point2 points ago

    east kentucky coal mines might feel a bit worried.

    but those chilean coal miners were ridiculously deep underground

    [–]matteumayo 2 points3 points ago

    Obligatory.

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      [–]uberkonsumer 9 points10 points ago

      Snookie's given birth already???

      [–]xebo 2 points3 points ago

      I fucking KNEW Kurt Russel didn't finish that thing off

      [–]sadmatafaka 2 points3 points ago

      Looks like my programs when i mess in code.

      [–]JimmyChong 2 points3 points ago

      The /r/wtf version of aww.

      [–]Sufficient_Retort 1 point2 points ago

      Not even once.

      [–]joinpanda 1 point2 points ago

      That simpsons episode was real man! :(

      [–]ronfromcny 1 point2 points ago

      All from mishandling a return to service after a safety test.

      [–]Ianbuckjames 1 point2 points ago

      It's like a real life centaur.

      [–]mrsaturn46 1 point2 points ago

      ya'll gonna eat that?

      [–]Origachilies 1 point2 points ago

      The first thing I thought of was Robot Chicken and the taco bell dog saying "Yo quiero my nuts."

      [–]lazerguidedawesome 1 point2 points ago

      WWW.Vicetv.com. They go to Pripyat and hunt two headed boar. No shit.

      [–]mokoshina 1 point2 points ago

      "Oh no its another of fry's dogs"

      [–]MT_Flesch 1 point2 points ago

      "Dipygys" seems like an appropriate name for it

      [–]ChocolateStorm 1 point2 points ago

      This... this makes me want to cry...

      [–]justdownvote 1 point2 points ago

      Where's Andrew Zimmern when you need him to prove his love for bizarre foods? If it looks good, eat it!

      [–]SquidsAhoy 1 point2 points ago

      ...made my penis fall off.

      [–]blade2000 1 point2 points ago

      Upvote for a dog per reddit regulations!

      [–]TubaManBoy 1 point2 points ago

      And this is when i decide to get off the internet for the day.

      [–]whatamidoingthere 1 point2 points ago

      aaaw there you are, Jesse!

      [–]pondy_ 1 point2 points ago

      Fuck, did anyone else have no idea that major mutations like that actually happened commonly with radiation? I thought it was like, an occasional fly might have webbed feet or something, and things being born left, right and centre with 5 heads was comic exaggeration.

      [–]alcaholicost 2 points3 points ago

      I want a dogbat.

      [–]Captain_Codpiece 1 point2 points ago

      Why does this only have a few upvotes? It's WTF worthy and genuinely cool.

      [–]tHeTrIpPeR 0 points1 point ago

      The epitome of WTF.

      [–]HereHoldMyBeer 0 points1 point ago

      I don't see what the problem is. Slow smoke it and slather on some sauce.... Good eatin

      [–]coconfused 0 points1 point ago

      poor thing ...

      [–]Organs 0 points1 point ago

      Spi-der dog! Spi-der dog! Does whatever a spider-and-dog can!

      [–]Frack-Star 0 points1 point ago

      Brundel-fly Mutation Level 5! Transporter malfunctioned again!

      [–]IzI_Viper_IzI 0 points1 point ago

      Awwww such a cute lil piggy.

      [–]dmbuckmaster 0 points1 point ago

      dafuq is that.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      That's fucked...

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      its a deku tree!

      [–]only_on_wednesdays 0 points1 point ago

      Uhh, is that an ass in that picture behind the pig's head?? had to ask lol

      [–]bertweaze 0 points1 point ago

      killllll meeeee...

      [–]bassguy129 0 points1 point ago

      My only regret is... Boneitis...

      [–]cynicroute 0 points1 point ago

      Quaid, don't start the reactor!

      [–]irocknroll 0 points1 point ago

      Is this what's going to be in that new movie 'Chernobyl Diaries'?

      [–]Jvlivs 0 points1 point ago

      Looks like something I found at the bottom of a KFC bucket a couple months ago. Mmm them legs look crunchy.

      [–]darrylstrawberry 0 points1 point ago

      spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does

      [–]orthag 0 points1 point ago

      We can rest assured that this creature, if born alive, was in horrendous pain until it died.

      [–]skiboxing 0 points1 point ago

      Maybe this was the plan?

      [–]GhostofEnlil 0 points1 point ago

      Now I know why wireless mice exist. So I can click on NSFW images from across the room.

      [–]GROADS 0 points1 point ago

      holy shit!

      [–]tronncat 0 points1 point ago

      Oh I knew what I was in for, but i still had to go there.

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      I heard there is giant mutated fish in a lake over there.

      [–]bhermit 0 points1 point ago*

      Too bad it didn't turn into Bebop.

      [–]Spiderillo 0 points1 point ago

      Octopuppy...it's what's for dinner.

      [–]coolaidsgrape 0 points1 point ago

      Look up the damage and deformities that agent orange did to both sides of the spectrum, truly fucked up shit.

      [–]emlgsh 0 points1 point ago

      OCTOPIG

      [–]zuisei 0 points1 point ago

      Bacon?

      [–]cornponious 0 points1 point ago

      All those funny stories about radiation causing people to grow arms out of their backs...

      Yeah.

      [–]happiest_tree_friend 0 points1 point ago

      vsfw

      [–]FreonTrip 0 points1 point ago

      What more is there to say?

      [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

      Chernobyl...or fucking Fallout.

      [–]uncommented 3 points4 points ago

      Google S*T*A*L*K*E*R if you liked Fallout and want a challenge.

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        [–]TheClayroo 0 points1 point ago

        clearly this was an x-post from r/aww

        [–]twig_is_cunt_smasher 0 points1 point ago

        awww puppy!

        [–][deleted] ago

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        [–]wic99 -1 points0 points ago

        At least the bandits speak Russian.

        [–]KEBBE -1 points0 points ago

        What is it?

        [–]Secres -1 points0 points ago

        You sir, have ruined my night.

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